>"soon I'll go downstairs to taste the food. First off. A nice wank."
I bet I could beat Godrom's shit up if I wanted
>>71544447
A NICE TUG ON ME PLONKER, YEAH?
>>71544484
Why would you want to beat his meat?
>>71544518
to be more tender
>>71544484
I AIN'T NO BITCH CHEF
>>71544525
>>71544447
Do you reckon his scrotum is more or less wrinkled than his face?
In kitchen nightmares UK version it shows him taking off his shirt and putting on the chef costume like every episode.
Hotel hell, now we gotta see him take off his clothes.
Latest season, more ass.
3 successful shows later: "I've got to dive into this porno shoot and see if this gangbang is RAAWW!!!"
>>71544538
Depends on the temperature.
>>71544591
Gordon Ramsay in:
Camwhore Nightmares
>>71544537
some people like the beef jerked
Didn't he already do porn before he was mauled to death by badgers?
In about 5 years time I'm fully expected to tune into Gordon Ramsay's latest nightmare type show and be treated to a contractually obligated full 5 min close up of his fucking balls for every episode.
>>71544447
>Gordon edged for six hours on adderall the night before
>next day tries to jack off before going down to test the food
>it's too painful
>scowls at himself in the mirror
>"ITS FUCKING RAW!"
WHERE ARE MY SCALLOPS
>>71544447
I BEAT IT RAAWWW
>>71544500
That doesn't make any sense
You should've used 'bellend' or 'knob'
>>71544624
>do it with more saliva you DONKEY
>>71544534
I AIN'T NO CHEF, BITCH
GORDON MAKE ME A SAMWICH
