You pay someone to be advertised to because your lies are so boring that watching other people do things - real or not - is somehow a highlight of your life.
>>71544120
>lies
I'm not a liar
I'm a grill btw
>watching broadcast tv
>>71544120
Mind rephrasing that?
>>71544120
you watch dodger
doesn't get more boring than that
>>71544211
I think OP is talking about people who watch reviewers and livestreamers, albeit in an extremely convoluted and hard to follow fashion.
>>71544120
your sentence structure is terrible. What's your first language?
>>71544120
This is one the worst sentences I have ever had the pleasure of laughing my ass off to.
Keep going OP.
OMG you fags actually watch other people do things? Fucking LOSERS! You're telling me that you don't live exclusively in an isolation tank with zero contact with the outside world? That's pathetic. I live in my own mind. I DO things with just myself. Fucking nerds
Nigger why don't you try that again but this time do it in english.
Says the permavirgin who watches other people play video games. I mean Jesus Christ dude you couldn't get more pathetic if you fucking tried.
Could someone good at english rephrase that sentence so it makes logical sense, I want to post it in every e-celeb thread.
>>71544120
I have no idea what you're talking about
It's common knowledge /tv/ is for life's losers. Do you expect to hurt the feelings of anyone here by stating the obvious?
>>71545642
You pay money to a cable company only to get bombarded with advertisements because your lives are so boring that watching other people do things, whether they be real or fictional, is somehow the highlight of your life.
>>71544120
This won't make the inevitable darkness go away, anon.
>>71544120
>>71545726
>>71544279
thanks
what a shit thread
>>71545807
I was just rephrasing it in a legible way like the person I quoted asked. Unlike the OP I don't have autism.
Post more Dodger
>>71545726
I think I'll cut the first part, but the rest will do, thanks
>>71545849
Yeah I probably should've mentioned that I didn't mean to imply you directly. My bad.
wtf are any of you on about
>>71544120
commercials are good though. so many qts
