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Why does the Angry British Chef always pretend that American
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Why does the Angry British Chef always pretend that American food is bad? This pizza looks like great late night comfort food.
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>>71541182
the dough was raw
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one of the only times he liked the food on kitchen nightmares was a american negro family in england
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>>71541182
>4 "What would you do /t/v/? threads up at the same time
>Every BLACKED thread has one or two counterparts on other board at the same time
>This thread as well
Why the fuck do IRC squads coordinate shitposting? What even is the purpose of it all?
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>>71541221
no. it was barely undercooked
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>>71541182

what episode of what series is this?
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Can we have a Kitchen Nightmares stream like we used to with Shark Tank? Most of the episodes are on youtube
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>>71541341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc

'za in question appears around the 14 minute mark

>>71541311
I haven't been on irc since ~2003, try again
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>>71541182
That 'za looks amazing.
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>>71541182
Where I come from we have an expression, roughly translated it goes like "It's the piss who laugh at the piss pot"

>British Chef

How can you be a British Chef ? What the fuck does he do ? 5 stars poudings ? It's still disgusting.
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>>71541339
so it was still undercooked
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>>71541383

thanks anon
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>>71541182
Gordon just wants a decent stargazy pie, like back at home.
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On one of his shows he goes pigeon hunting, shoots and kills the pigeon, skins it by dislocating the shoulders and cooks and eats it within 15 minutes of death. Man has some good moments. However he blew it with this 'za.
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>>71541182
how much do you get paid for this?
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>>71541339
ITS FUCKING RAW MAN
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>>71541182
Sigh. I started off with his American shoe and the obnoxious fox editing. In the British show it seems more sincere and real. My favorite being that french vegetarian restaurant he tried his damnedest to keep open despite hating vegetarian food and almost did it except the lazy cunt owner blew it. You could feel the emotion in that one.
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>>71541383

why isn't the American Kitchen Nightmares nowhere near as comfy as the UK one?
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>>71541608
You are confused, the ratings of the US one quadruples the ratings of the UK one in both America and in the UK. The point of a tv show is to be entertaining, and as schlocky and over the top the American one is, that's what people want to see.
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>>71541339
undercooked dough, it was heated just enough to form a crust and bleed the sausages. Anons who think this looks good must be in flyover country where olive garden and pizza hut are their two choices so a product that looks different is automatically appealing.

that dude had been cooking pizza for 25 years, thats a fucking cry for help.

I'd eat that shit in a pinch, but I'd NEVER fucking serve that let alone charge for it, if I paid for it, I would not go back to that restaurant.
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>>71541182
What do they do with the food when Gordon eats a small bite of it and senda it back? Do they throw it away or do the Mexicans consume it in the kitchen?
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>>71541182
The pizza part of it actually looks good. It's the crust part that looks doughy and under cooked.
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>>71541868
Trash it. Mexican line cooks usually eat out of the trash anyway, though.
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>>71541457
http://www.lovefood.com/journal/features/18837/the-history-of-stargazey-pie
I'm fucking dying here
> Mousehole, Cornwall
> pronounced Mow-Zull
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>>71541713
we got a real live-wire here
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>this thread again

are you the owner of this pizzeria?
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>>71542273
They're good threads, kid. They usually encompass all of Ramsay's shows, youtube chefs, pizza discussion, among other topics. If you want to bitch about anything on this board bitch about the constant 25-40 GoT threads that are up, not a single thread about pizza that you can hide in .3 seconds.
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>>71541868
If you throw it away cunts will yell at you for wasting food while Africans starve, if you give it to the minority workers to eat they'll trash you for giving unwanted leftovers to minorities like they are dogs and exposing them to possible food intoxication.

You can't win with a restaurant. At the end of the day you'll still waste a shit ton of food either way though.
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>>71542273
They're honestly redditors
Picture very related. He was the one that use to spam Amy threads until he got caught
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>>71542404
>Amy
Who?
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>>71541598
The one episod of hotel hell, where it was a little old couple running the place. Lost their home and were living in their own hotel barely scraping by because the guy got in an accident. That shit made me openly cry by the end of it. Gordon dropped the whole tough guy act immediately and did everything to help them, he even bought them an apartment.

When he is given control of the show, he shows sincerity and understanding where it is needed.
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>>71541272
I remember that one. I was shocked. And so was he. Some soul food lady. Hope she's doing okay.
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>>71542492
Hotel Chester. Good ep. It's one of the few still open as well.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3fcpj1
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>>71542437
The whole Amy's baking company thing
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>>71542357
a little bootyblasted I see
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>>71542566
ooooooo, they are still open? fucking nice. I wanted them to succeed but figured since they were older id eventually find out on 4chan or somewhere that they died after their place shut down or some shit.

Good to know that good people can still get ahead.
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>>71542542
lel, he was basically in denial that he liked it. he went back to the kitchen with a completely clean plate
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>>71541311

It's Australian shitposting Power Hour
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>>71542566

Which ones have closed? Layla's is still open
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>>71542743
Much better success rate than Kitchen Nightmares restaurants.
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>>71541182
Are Gordon's shows the ultimate comfy viewing? Someone about watching him get mad, but fix things makes me happy.

Even masterchef is god tier comfy
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>>71542832
Something*
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>>71542799
OH SHIT, THERES A THIRD SEASON?

I know what im torrenting and watching tonight.
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>>71542799
Hotels are a much more stable business than restaurants.

Just pointing that out.
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>>71542832
Want to watch something thats 1 part comfy, three parts what the fuck?

Sweet Genius.

Seriously, the host of it is a guy named Ron Ben Israel, he is like the Ramsay of confections, but the guy is bat shit trippy as hell, queer as a three dollar bill and hilarious.

Theres three seasons of it available, but only two of them are fully available through torrents. I have part of season three but was never able to complete the set.
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>>71542919
Yeah, you're in luck as well, because all of the season three episodes have been quite good.
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>>71541182
This is worse than Baneposting at this point. Terrible forced memes
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>>71543131
There has never been a single variation on the original image. It's not a meme retard, it's a recurring thread.
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>>71543190
You should take a look at the archive
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>>71543512
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you guys ever try his recipes? they are the best recipes i've ever used

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0
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>>71544664
What makes this image even funnier is that it's staged
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Fuck you I'm American and that looks disgustingly undercooked. You're right though most Americans like their pizza disgusting like that. There's nothing wrong with American style pizza though

Also this qt tho
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>>71544740
It's why I only order thin crust if I have to have a pizza delivered. Undercooked dough is so gross. Also Chicago should be ashamed of the shit they try to pass off as pizza.
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>>71542988
>tfw one of the witches escaped the trials
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>>71544800
chicago style pizza is amazing. only people who say otherwise are ignorant memers who saw a few pics of 4 inch deep pizza cakes
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>>71544882
What's that raw meat piece on the bottom right? It looks like some piece of offal.
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>>71544882
I was never a fan of 'go 'za. Usually because the crust is too crisp. It's like a thick cracker.
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>>71544882
I don't mind it but I'd still take a good 'ork 'za any day of the week.
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>>71544979
your memes are bad
>>71544928
pork sausage
>>71544941
the crust is special, crispy on the outside and saucy on the inside with a bit of chewy all in the same bite
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>its an american food is shit episode
which one is this?
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>the uk version is more intellectual, no funny music no dramatic editing

you are watching a fucking tv show about cooking where you enjoy ramsay shouting at people, lets not pretend its high art for fuck sake. the US version is more entertaining, end of story.
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>>71545192
I don't mind either version, but my issue with the US version is the background music and sound effects, it's so overplayed and annoying.

After a while I filtered them out and won't even notice it now, I imagine this is the case with Americans, except a hundredfold since they have watched it all their lives and gotten really used to it. But it was extremely annoying when I first got into these shows.
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>it's a chef picks apart the dish he's been served and starts gagging episode
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>>71545192
well it is more intellectual than the US one with no funny music or overly dramatic ADHD editing.
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>>71545192
You watch half a dozen or so of the US ones then realize they're all pretty much the same.
You won't get shit like Amy's Assault Company in the UK version but each episode stands apart from one another more because it's not as sensationalized.
There's no reason to watch the US version if you've seen the 4 or 5 'best' episodes because the rest are just the same but not as good.
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>>71545318
hmm i guess thats true. but still, the epics like amy's baking company or luigi's d'italia or joe nagycouldn't have happened in the uk version, sometimes its funny watching crazy americans
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>>71545392
I agree. I'm still glad the US version exists. It's not a bad show by any means, you just start noticing patterns when you've been binge watching it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeahDDyFhWY
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>>71541391
If you use a phrase like that I imagine you only eat processed foods anyway and should probably kill yourself
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>>71545067
>Gordon Ramsey will never have a show where he yells at shitty anime
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>>71541391
>its a pleb fattie who does know shit about food episode
wew lad
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>>71541391
Not that you care, but Ramsey was mostly trained in France, though he's embraced a lot of American food over the years as well.
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>show starts
>Ramsay looks constipated already
>gets into the restaurant
>no customers
>the help is just standing around and looking completely inept trying their best to appear professional
>Ramsay sits down to order and immediately starts tearing apart the seat and digging up moldy chunks of sponge from out of it
>he orders a couple of generic dishes like "soup", "toast with a little bit of butter on it" and "hamburger"
>the food arrives after 45 minutes, no customers entered the restaurant during the wait
>in the meantime he overturned a couple of tables to check for encrusted filth under them and started to tear off wallpapers
>once the food is on the table he takes a microscopic bite out of the toast and leaves it on the very edge of the table
>takes a sip of soup and spits it immediately into the plate
>doesn't even look or acknowledge the hamburger
>"can I see the cook please"
>walks into the kitchen, which is in the basement
>the cook is sitting in a 5 year old open bucket of decomposing fish, completely naked
>raw pieces of chicken are randomly positioned on the floor everywhere around him
>ramsay closes his eyes and says nothing for 25 minutes
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Kotipizza Monster from finland

The sticks on top are soft crust, you add the dip on top.
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>>71545765

Special Opera, my fave basic from Koti(home) Pizza

Ham
Tuna
Salami
Add some blue cheese if I remember
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>>71545748
Probably Lynch's finest film desu
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Reminder that the greek cryfu is best waifu.
https://youtu.be/JwXFRNbtxiU?t=24m19s
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>>71541272
any idea what the episode was ?

anyone know any other episodes where he actually like the food ?

been binge watching the show and just got back around to amy's baking company, and she's the first place in a while that I've seen where he hasn't had to spend a day cleaning out all the rotten shit and was impressed with the level of cleanliness.
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>>71546239
She never gets brought up but I absolutely love her. My favorite moment from that episode is about halfway in when she starts crying and her sister walks by her and yells at her to stop crying and she starts crying again as they cut to commercial.
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>>71546340
Look up Momma Cherri's Soul Food Shack. Sadly, her place closed
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>>71546239
Team Miranda all the way
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>>71542941
such a shame that retards are so easily amused by numbers and percentages though, otherwise we would still have kitchen nightmares
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My kitchen nightmares waifu

Oh hi i recommended the worst dish on purpose
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>>71546472
Link please, she's adorable.
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>>71546494

Her name was Sarah
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>>71544882
>soggy dough bottom right
>excessive seasoning sprinkled over the top, instead of mixed with sauce
>where's the cheese
>build a wall crust
>jaw exercises opening mouth tall enough to eat the crust


>american cuisine
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>>71546501
>>71546494
>>71546472
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziXxwlQlFmk

Found her, she's in this. How is she so cute.
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>>71545192
it is an art, silly memer kid

gordon ramsay shows are always top quality

watch boiling point, then come back and say that in my forum kiddo
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>>71542618

Not as much as you, summer tourist.
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>>71546549
What a great episode, all three chicks are more than fuckable.
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>>71546549
How can they be related by blood?. One is extremely hot and the other is ugly and fat.
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>>71546549
eternal /kitchennightmares/ general was great.
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>>71546662
>the other is ugly and fat
No she's not, fat yeah, but she's cute as fuck. I think the other sister has an uglier face, but I actually like the crooked nose.

Sara>Rita>Lisa.
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new season of hotel hell is good. the memnonite witch episode may be the best one yet.
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>>71546662
Happens all the time. Look at Bruce Willis' daughters. Rumer got fucked over in the looks dept.
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>>71546695
The part where Ramsay told her someone should burn her at the stake was priceless.
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>>71541383
>>71541390
>'za

Kill yourselves.
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>>71545765

>Adding a sauce meant to be enjoyed separately

>>71545786

>Clashing the earthy/briney taste of tuna with the sharper, spicier tastes of salami and bleu cheese along with the sweeter ham notes
>Tiny size and shitty crust that's even more thin and brittle than a fucking frozen pizza
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>>71544700
After I saw that recipe for scrambled eggs, I've never cooked them other way

I one made his beef wellington recipe that shit tasted glorious
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>>71546706
They all look like shit desu.
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>>71546695
>>71546730
Is it on youtube? There should be a general for it if it has a lot of episodes and it's watchable online, I'd love to comment on stuff with people like we did ages ago with Kitchen Nightmares.
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>>71546772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXEB0aFLAqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yVAtG3De8g
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>>71542799
>juniper hill inn
>closed

Robert and Ari are so fucked
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>>71546757

If there is one thing they always do right is the crust you pleb
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>>71545444
you start noticing patterns in every show then you binge watch
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>>71542799
>The Mixing Bowl

Literally the most punchable person in history of Kitchen Nightmares. And he obviously had a thing for owner's wife.
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>>71546549
Sara is top tier. Also one of my favourite episodes.
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I hate this meme
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>>71546472
>seafood ravioli
>"don't recommend it, it's terrible"

If the owners know it's terrible why is it on the menu?
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>>71542542
she got killed by a home invasion last march
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>>71546899
You assume owners know shit about cooking. One of perpetual industry problems is that every Joe Schmoe thinks he can run a restaurant. Why do you think so many restaurants close down?
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>>71546912
Was it Ramsay revisiting?
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>>71541683
>You are confused, the ratings of the US one quadruples the ratings of the UK one in both America and in the UK.

lol
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>>71546398
Apparently her place closed down because she could not accommodate all the new customers she was getting. She opened up a new and bugger place nearby.
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>>71546922
But the owner said it's terrible. She knew.
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>>71546953
those two were just retarded and crazy.
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>tfw you'll never marry an Italian qt and inherit her dad's restaurant
:(
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>>71542376
I worked at a fast food place and this is 100% true

>food is perfectly fine but has to be thrown out after X minutes
>manager gets blasted by liberals that he should give it to homeless
>does so
>get blasted much harder for serving rotten food to homeless, got fired and almost went to jail
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>>71547004
still hiring her ex husband as the head chef, at all surprised that he cant be arsed anymore
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>>71547045
How the fuck can food be "rotten" in the course of a single day?
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Can someone post jack webms? There barely isn't any on /ck/ right now.
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>>71546953
Owners generally know what's going on, they just can't do anything about because of inertia.

>worked in a restaurant
>dead during winter, crazy busy in summer
>has phone orders and delivery system
>60+ recipes on the menu
>owner just keeps them there because someone, at some point, order them at least once

When I was apprenticing there cook tried to explain to him that it's not worth it to have an extensive menu just because someone MIGHT order something once or twice a year. It was occupying too much space and had to be prepared and frozen in advance and would then stay there for months. Owner would hear none of it.

Like the guy said owners don't really know how the kitchen process works because they usually cover finances and supply.
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A SUCCULENT ITALIAN MEAL?
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>>71547071
it probably wasn't but some scumfuck homeless prick probably thought he could make some money if he claimed he got sick off of it
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>>71547045
if you're throwing food out on regular basis it means something's wrong.
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Are the owners and cooks in the US one playing the part for the camera?

Why do they act so retardedly?
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>>71547110
they're undoubtedly playing it up, but it's also because here in the US working in a kitchen is seen as a shit job with no qualifications required and anyone can claim he's a chef because they can make tomato pasta. this is why so many restaurants are downright horrible.
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>>71547110
It's the inevitable result of eating nothing but 'go 'za for months on end. Their crippling debt doesn't allow them to buy anything else.
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>>71547071
"Well if it's not bad why can't it be served to the customers?"
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>>71547155
Government regulation.
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>>71547155
Because it's the end of the day and it's extra that no one bought? I think I'm misunderstanding something here.
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>>71546897
it is one of my favourites

HOWEVER

I do have a few others but they are CLASSIC
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>>71547081
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS
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>>71547169
>it's extra that no one bought

Do you work in a boarding house kitchen or something? I mean, most restaurants work on a la carte system.
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>>71547184
Well it depends on how it's set up I guess, but the fancier restaurants will have extra ingredients that can be handed out.
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Do you think they knew Raj was autistic?
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>>71546549
Whaaaat, there's some chubby qt waitress in the second part at 30:30, who is she? She wasn't shown before!
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What if the producers of the show would pay the restaurant to act like idiots, without Ramsay knowing?
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>>71546945
That is nice to hear honestly.
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>>71546792
Watching Hotel Hell S3EP1 right now, it doesn't seem too bad.
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>>71541391
You Frenchies are always so obsessed with us.
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>>71541457
Tasty.
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>>71541608
Because everything about American TV is forced DRAMAAAAAA! and jumpcuts, it's fucking awful.
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>>71542250
>Spaces between meme arrows

Fucking French scum.
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>>71544740
>this qt
Where?
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Two qt waifus for your consideration:

http://youtu.be/gvI5qrWL9ak?t=103
http://youtu.be/gvI5qrWL9ak?t=121

Rate/comment/subscribe!
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>>71545444
https://youtu.be/fQiXsMY4S20
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>>71548219
Jesus Christ, these are actual swingers, the dude is creepy as fuck and the wife is a complete whore.
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>>71545192
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>>71545192
*screeching sound effect intensifies*
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http://youtu.be/gvI5qrWL9ak?t=731

>>71548219
SO CUTE
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>>71545444
It's a fucking circular saw, isn't it?
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>>71541383
I hate the background music so much.
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>>71548395
t h i c c
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>>71546757
>Pretentious
>Calls blue cheese "bleu" like a faux frog
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>>71546933
lmnao
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Who was the girl from the sushi restaurant in like season 3? She was best gril.
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>>71546706
This is a shop, please tell me this is a shop.
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>>71548395
>Those people should be made to pay for the help that Gordon Ramsey tried to give them. They've put everything back the way it was before the show. I hope the staff has the good sense to get out while the getting is good because that place is going to be shut down.

Also, swinger parties confirmed, they have a massive hot tub and BDSM dungeon down in the basement. I wonder if they whore out the waitresses?
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>>71546706
they all look similar
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>eating anything that has pizza in Its name outside of Italy

I honestly dont know how you guys manage.
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What is the best 'za famiglia?

'Go 'za, 'ork 'za, or 'troit 'za?
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>>71546706

Bruce Willis genes are strong as fuck
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>>71548585
>'ork 'za
Things New Yorkers will never ever say, for $600 Alex
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>>71548585
Pi' 'za
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>>71548632
savage
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>>71548720

That doesn't look particularly appetizing.
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>>71548720
You know what's the problem with the "italian" pizzas? They're fucking disgusting, that's what. It's literally raw rucola and tomato on fucking bread. It's extremely low tech and low class, and it's being sold as a high class hipster food for rich people.

I don't know if any of you fuckers has ever been to Italy, but guess what, the pizza you get there is the same shit you get anywhere, shitty dough, shitty grated ham, shitty grated cheese, tomato sauce made from concentrate, all bought in bulk for the cheapest possible price.
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>>71548395
I looked up the google reviews for this, and they bombed it just like the ... whatever the place was, Amy's Bakery I think?

Basically there's normal reviews up until the point the show aired, then there's hundreds of one stars from people who just watched the show.

I mean, it's obviously not a great place, but how is this allowed? Leaving reviews without proof you've even been there?
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>>71548821
For a group that won't shut the fuck up about their sauce, authentic Italian pizza sauce is fucking garbage half the time
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You know who I hate? People that order a pizza and then complain about the grease. It's not a fucking salad, it's a giant pile of melted cheese on top of tomato sauce and flat bread. If you are so averse to grease, why the fuck would you order a pizza in the first place. Those people are worse than Nazis, tbqhwys.
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>>71548544
It's the same on all review sites, /ck/ has terrible reviewer threads sometimes and dear god some of the shit put down.
>1 star because I didn't like the painting on the walls


Social media was a mistake.
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>>71548974
But why don't they filter it somehow? Like for example, you enter the unique receipt code or something?
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>>71541182
by the time you get the piece to your mouth all the "pizza" parts of it are gone and you're eating fucking dough.

it's a disgusting oily fucking mess
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>>71549049
Because they are sites run by third parties. That would be a good idea but that would also link all reviews to a person and make them open to reprisals, it's probably why it hasn't been implemented before.

It's just a shame that brainless inbreds have to ruin things for everyone.
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>>71549076
confirmed for having no idea how to eat a fucking slice
do you even fold?
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http://youtu.be/uXEB0aFLAqI?t=921

This black dude is adorable, where do you get good blacks like that?
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>>71549137
>that would also link all reviews to a person
It wouldn't have to, you'd just have to enter it to get the review, then the code gets hashed and entered into a database of used codes so no one else can ever use it.
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>>71549165
sadly there's very very few, especially compared to the "others"
>inb4 /pol/
prove me wrong or fuck yourselves
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>>71549233
there are plenty of good niggers, you stupid racist.
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>>71548938
I feel you, senpai. My mom always did that when we ordered pizza growing up. She's literally put a napkin over the slice to suck up the grease, and then she'd get all indignant about it like, "why is this do greasy"? Because it's a a bunch of melted cheese and pepperoni. It's not like the restaurant added grease as a condiment. It's a natural byproduct of melted fucking cheese.
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>>71547174
THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST
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1) It's scripted
2) The media mantra right now is to shit on American politics/culture/etc
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>>71548821
>Confirmed for being a pleb tourist
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>>71549233
http://youtu.be/uXEB0aFLAqI?t=1371

Look at this, I want him to just sit on my porch as decoration.
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>>71549306
American politics and culture is the worst in the western world to be fair
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>>71546549
cute
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>>71549316
confirmed syrian
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>>71549329
theres a place in my town that has a nice old black guy (80's) that sits on the porch and smokes a cigar a couple times a day, dont see him as much these days but he's lovely
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That pizza looks great until you interact with it in any way, then the grease comes out like a fucking ocean and it just turns into a disgusting mess.
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>>71549531

I might be going crazy, or it might just be my shitty country, but has anyone else noticed the food quality going way down in the last decade? I ate pizza by the truckload 10 years ago, and loved it, but all the old places I knew closed down and now I can't find decent pizza literally anywhere, and the places that are still in business are selling shit that tastes bad, isn't cooked right, etc. Same goes for any other type of restaurant/takeout.
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>>71549581
nobody cares about quality, make it yourself or keep eating shit made by a teenager or middle aged man at a dead end in his life
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>>71549623
>nobody cares about quality

If that was the case most of Kitchen Nightmares wouldn't exist.
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>>71549623
So I'm not crazy? I talk to people that just don't give a shit and keep eating it, but I see it's shit even in really expensive places.
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>>71549644
kitchen nightmares exists for that exact reason though
theres a reason most of the restaurants close anyway, even after ramsay "fixes" them

and dont start with that bullshit, obviously the guy that was made a millionaire off of food is going to "care" but the new guy working part time at the 20 year old pizza shop down the street isn't going to give a fuck
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>>71548821

>fat food = quality food

the enteral American
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why are yuros so obsessed on this site

it's gotten ridiculous the past few years

what changed
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>>71549695
That doesn't debunk the fact that customers do care about quality. Most restaraunts that close close because of other, unavoidable issues or, most likely, the staff just going back to being shit at their jobs.

That affects quality, so when a customer comes in and waits 40 minutes for shit food why the fuck would they come back instead of going to a takeaway or fast food place where at least you know it's not going to be terrible?
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A finnish Meat Pie

Dough with rice and worst possible quality minced meat


Still a better experience with some condiments than the average pizza cooked by an arab
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>>71549754

what are you trying to prove? nobody was talking about the customers
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>>71549805
Then who the fuck did you mean when you said "nobody cares about quality"?

Because if you meant the staff, then that affects quality in the restaurant itself and, if they close, then clearly customers do care about it.
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>>71549768
Looks good to me if the meat is good.

I love doner kebab, but in the past 15 years they first made it with actual meat pieces rotating on a stick, then it was some kind of a mix of ground meat rotating that was still good, and now it's a nondescript blob of meat rotating that's full of bones and disgusting shit in it. People still eat it just the same.
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>>71541383
c-cute!
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http://youtu.be/6yVAtG3De8g?t=875

Jesus Christ she's literally shitting on the floor.
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>>71549828
n o b o d y said "CUSTOMERS"

the guy asked why the food is shit in most places now, it's not that hard to understand who the fuck we were talking about you retard
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>>71549856

The meat inside is just for filling, you are supposed to put sausages etc in it
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>>71549923
Looks good.

Speaking of, there's more and more bones and shit in fucking wieners too.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzIGQkCl93o

Damn, this dude is fucking hookers for a week in Mexico until he allows his green card wife to join him on holiday.
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>>71541383
Never saw any episode of that show before. What the fuck was that? That looked rather like 40 minutes of commercials to the show than the actual show.
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>>71541182
God damn that's a good looking 'za right there!
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>>71546549
Holy shit, that fucking weirdo called Pat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT2LK_Af98E

First episode with the gays is pretty good.

Some dude who has millions of dollars bought himself a twink, twink got old but remained spoiled and delusional, turned a massive hotel into an antique museum where he invites his friends for no charge, and lives in a $100k trailer next to the hotel.

Oh and he has three potbellied pigs.

Honestly the whole thing reminded me of Mason Verger from Hannibal.
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>>71548410
It's a glove on a violin or cello
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>>71541182
Look Fieri, you have your own fucking show so why do you insist on coming here and bitching about what happens on Ramsay's show?
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>>71550714
That's just American TV in general
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>>71549650
A) you were a kid and had low expectations
B) you might have depression
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>>71553713
a) I wasn't
b) I was born with it :(
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>>71553802
It's depression then
It's probably gotten worse since then as well
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>>71541182
Did you watch the fucking episode or are you just judging by one picture?

Or are you one of those retards that literally tries to defend raw dough?
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>>71554319
It's a meme at this point, it's also why people refer to pizza as "za" but only in these threads
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>>71554357
I wasn't sure if za was a meme or just an american thing.
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>>71554101
But how does depression put bones in my meat.
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>>71554443
It's a meme, no one would ever unironically say that
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>>71554509
I think I heard that fat cunt say it in man vs food once.
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>>71554549
That's a meme show, of course he memed
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>>71547520
i'm pretty sure production looks for restaurants that have arrogant owners that think everything is great, there are millions of failing restaurants so they can find idiots no need to pay
they probably look for things they know will piss ramsay off like a dirty freezer and microwaved food, and a really stubborn owner that has "no idea" why business is bad
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>>71547520
I imagine it's a case of a legitimately shitty owner who is 'pushed' by the producers to be a little shittier than normal. I mean I know some people are stupid but I can't honestly imagine that there are that many people on earth who would stand there watching Gordon pull frozen food out of a freezer and keep insisting that they're fresh.
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>>71546549
>they drink
>they smoke
>they fight with customers

Fuckin Boston ked.
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>it's frozen
>the menu is too long
>managers are psychopaths
>kitchen is unsanitary

Same problems every time.
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there are seriously people who like that pizza? It looks absolutely disgusting and insulting to what pizza is.
I watched the episode and that resurant looked awful.
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>>71557339
People who have never eaten a deep pan pizza think that's what this is and defend it as such.
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>>71557339
>>71558314
Well the restaurant was failing so it clearly wasn't a popular opinion
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>>71541182
>in burgerland this is the """"""thin crust""""""
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>>71542566
I wanna go and stay there like right now. They kind of remind me of my parents, that was hard not to tear up.
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>>71542262
you're just upset because he's more intelligent than you
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>>71541383
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>>71562135
>american "cuisine"
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>>71562135
OH GOD FORBID!!!!!!!!!! FOOD HAS GREASE IN IT???!?!?!?!?!? WOOOOOAAHH THIS IS A TRULY A FUCKING TRAVESTY
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>>71562944
Hello fatso.
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>>71562944
Anon, that pizza is a mess
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>>71541383
>oil and grease
>on a pizza
>"it's gross"

what the fuck is his problem?
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>>71562944
>>71562135
that looks pretty disgusting desu
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>>71562135
I'd gladly eat it

t. obese american
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>>71562944
ITS LOOKS LIKE A DIRTY DIAPER ON THE PLATE, YOU DONKEY
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>>71544882
>>71544882

Deep dish is damn good if it's actually deep dish and not a bunch of fucking dough under a thin layer of toppings.
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