I saw it. It's fucking awful.
The companies that went all in with Batman v Superman and Suicide Squad promotional tie ins and merchandise are going to get hosed this year. My god.
Seriously, ask me anything.
Did it ain't me start playing?
>>71537638
What was the first scene?
>>71537638
anything that makes capeshit less appealing to investors is ok in my book
>>71537669
No. The soundtrack is shit though. Prepare to be annoyed when Joker is on screen.
>>71537638
Did Joker make his mother freak?
buuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllllllssssssssssssssssssssshhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttt
How many times do they say "bad guys" in the movie? It's said in every single trailer by a different character and it's always annoying, like Ayer thinks the audience is retarded and can't tell that they're villains.
>>71537708
Liar.
It Aint Me is confirmed to be in the soundtrack.
>>71537725
Didn't you hear? The tag line is "We're the Bad Guys."
>>71537638
who cares m8
I'll still watch and form my own opinion, sucks you didn't like it.
>>71537708
I'm guessing rick ross and skrillex
>>71537708
Does anyone that's not a teenage girl not instantly get annoyed when jared leto is in anything
>>71537747
No the tagline is Worst Heroes Ever.
>>71537743
Just because it's in the soundtrack doesn't mean it plays in the movies. It's probably credits music if OP isn't bullshitting.
>>71537743
there are a lot of soundtracks where the songs on the album aren't in the movie. don't be retarded.
>>71537708
Why? Elaborate faget
>>71537638
>>71537696
Fuck off you capeshit hating retards. Its gonna be capekino mk2
How does it end
Does will smith die
David Ayer on suicide-squad-watch, when?
>>71537890
According to the leaks, only Slipknot and Diablo (the culo fire guy) die.
>>71537686
Opens with a 20 min sequence of origins/flashbacks. Quinn, Deadshot, Enchantrass, Diablo, etc.
Harley's is her transformation into Harley Quinn thanks to the Joker. Deadshot gets fucked over by Batman and his daughter gets taken away from him. Diablo accidentally killed his wife and kids. Enchantrass is a weird bitch that goes into a cave, touches a voodoo doll and becomes possessed by "enchantress". She's the center of the whole movie. Also puts a spell on this nigger in a subway and turns him into her demon brother.
Captain Boomerang gets his ass thrown in the slammer by the Flash.
It takes place months after BvS. There are vendors selling "RIP Superman" shirts and death of superman memorabilia.
The opening with the montages has awful pop music. Every time a character pops up, a name and character stats in neon font appears. Think Scott Pilgrim with the graphics.
Biggest disappointment is Joker is barely in it. Less than 9 mins if you can believe it. I have no idea why they've hyped him up as the main villain. He's definitely the most interesting of them all, which doesn't say much.
>>71537638
What mad things Joker does in the movie?
I don't want to give my mom a panic attack.
>>71538014
WHAT
>>71538014
>Captain Boomerang gets his ass thrown in the slammer by the Flash.
You sure? I read that Batman put all of them away (except Katana who is an ally)
>>71538131
Of course he's lying.
>>71538131
OP is referring to the opening montage not the ending.
>>71538039
The best scene he's in is with a black dude after trying to force Harley Quinn to give him a striptease/lap dance in a private room. The dude's like I don't want any beef and the Joker kills him after initially wanting to get cucked by him. Weird as shit.
Everything he says is cringey dialogue, especially at the end with Harley. Worst is when he jumps into acid with Harley like some sort of baptism scene. Asks her if she'd die for him, like she is his disciple.
He's not in it much. You think he dies in a helicopter that's shot down when he goes to save Harley, but then he comes back at the end disguised as a guard to break out Quinn.
>>71538090
this actually destroyed any desire i have to see this film. fucking persuasive.
>>71538090
Wtf I hate suicide squad now?
>>71538131
Opening scene.
Batman is BARELY in this shit. Maybe less than a minute. This is what I remember.
- Harley flashback (Batman chases them, Harley almost drowns. Harley gives Batman some tongue and then he knocks her the fuck out)
- Deadshot flashback (Will Smith tried to kill Batman. Will Smith's daughter thinks he's a piece of shit and protects Batman by standing in front of the two of them so Bats isn't shot)
- Enchantress hallucination vision for Deadshot that shows his deepest desire where he murders Batman.
>>71538195
We already know he appears in-between the helicopter and the ending wearing a tux, bro.
>>71538014
I read that it takes place after Man of Steel and before Batman v Superman. The trailer with one of the government people saying "What would stop Superman from taking the president" wouldn't make sense if it took place after BvS
>>71538383
Everyone knows Superman is dead. They show people fucking exploiting his death.
Also Joker isn't Robin. On Harley Quinn's stats and wrap sheet, she's wanted for the murder of Robin along with Joker.
>>71538372
He wears two tuxedos. One weird one in a quick flashback with Harley Quinn where she looks like she's wearing the classic court jester outfit, then a tux on the helicopter.
Joker doesn't show up again until the very end when he busts Harley Quinn out. He isn't in a tux but a disguise.
>>71538447
Literally where the fuck did I say Joker was Robin?
How was Jai Courtney? Is this his breakout role?
>>71538555
No where. I just remember people made that a thing and that was a rumor I wanted to debunk. Chill. I was just thinking about time frames and Robin came to mind.
The whole thing is like a bad fever dream and I'm trying to type out what I remember.
>>71538090
CBS is owned by disney
>>71537638
Why does the Suicide Squad form?
>>71538447
>They show people fucking exploiting his death.
Like the church did after Jesus died. BvS still showing his kino layers after it ended.
>>71538597
Not in it enough. His best parts are shown in the trailer unfortunately. He's criminally underused along with Croc, Katana, etc.
>>71538695
Actually its worse then that
its owned by viacom
>>71538090
Stephen Colbert singlehandedly destroyed sqwad. I can't even take it seriously any more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5Si6H46aHE
Can you just give a down and dirty on the plot arc.
>>71538447
Dick Grayson or Jason Todd?
Is DC kill, then?
I would have paid to see a 200-million-dollar spectacle of this, instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHlI3AKWRwE
Is this warners fault or ayers?
>>71538706
Amanda Waller wants to put them together. The Gov says no.
Enchantrass and the black dude escape from Amanda Waller's base and wreck havoc on the city. They opens a portal vortex to hell in the streets and turn people into demon mercenaries that blow up when hit.
The Government agrees to send in the suicide squad and get Enchantress' heart (only way to stop her) for Amanda Waller. Waller put bombs in each suicide squad member's head so she can kill them if they get out of line or don't follow the mission.
>>71538935
>/tv/ is a ship board
What did he mean by this?
>>71538836
Just Robin. Vague as fucking hell between this and BvS.
>>71538883
They'll just do a Crisis event if SS fails
>>71538935
10/10
Would watch twice in theatre.
>>71537857
>you
>>71538949
That little tidbit will be revealed after August, trust me.
This movie is the very definition of too many cooks in the kitchen.
>>71538935
meme lover 3 when?
is it quippy like a marvel movie? was there any surprises in the movie? other charcters show up? was lex luthor in it?
>>71539110
I started a joke
Which started the whole world crying
But I couldn't see
That the joke was on meme
>>71539017
That's lame as fuck. Just give us Jason Todd and leave the possibility for Red Hood to show up.
DC doesn't know what to do with their own properties.
>>71537818
>they would put it aint me in the credits when they have music that is literally designed for credits
i will be legitimately disgusted
>>71539220
Quippy banter between the squad, yes. Really cliched shit though like "didn't sign up for dis shieeet.
The Flash surprised me. The lack of Batman and Joker surprised me.
No, Luthor is not in this.
>>71539319
Red Hood in the DCEU wouldn't make sense.
>>71539398
Batman has about 10 minutes of screen time, not less than a minute.
OP is lying.
>>71539464
Not to mention, Batman is the one who put Captain Boomerang in jail as Batman put everyone in Suicide Squad in jail.
So OP is bullshitting.
>>71538014
Now you're bullshitting
Twitter cucks who watched it said it literally starts with Batman chasing Joker and Harley
Thread and opinion discarded
>>71539499
>Twitter cucks
so you
DC fanboys were all ready to hang themselves
27%.
Martha. Never forget.
>>71539464
>>71539486
>>71539499
So you're taking their word over mine? WTF.
Okay, how about this.
Diablo dies, Enchantress' black bull dies, Enchantress gets tricked by Harley, gets her heart destroyed and goes back to normal.
I swear to you faggots I haven't made up a single thing here.
>>71538014
Sounds great.
Thanks I'll remember to watch it.
>>71538352
>Deadshot flashback (Will Smith tried to kill Batman. Will Smith's daughter thinks he's a piece of shit and protects Batman by standing in front of the two of them so Bats isn't shot)
Except for the other people who said that the Deadshot Batman scene is that Deadshot and Batman talk after Batman stops him from assassinating some crime boss.
Deadshot tells Batman that he's only doing this for the money for his Daughter, who is sick
Batman locks Deadshot away
Batman anonymously pays for Deadshot's daughter surgery.
>>71539409
DA Fuck you talkin about.
>>71539602
So what made it so bad? Not funny, bad acting, bad action? What?
>>71537638
Did mom freak?
>>71539602
i believe you. how was will smith? how the fridge? did you get to see her ass? how cara delevigne? did you get to see her feet? who gave the best performance? is there a post credits scene? do they do anything else interesting to setup the DCEU?
>>71539602
So why should I believe you?
>>71537638
Okay... but is Mom gonna freak?
>>71538352
>Batman is BARELY in this shit. Maybe less than a minute.
i'm not sure about some of the other stuff, but there is no fucking way this is correct.
>>71539772
Considering that we know there's a scene with Batman chasing Joker and Harley, I think we can all tell OP is bullshitting.
>>71539319
It's Jason Todd you dumb fuck.
Will smith said squad had a crazy ending. So what happens in the end?
>>71537638
Have you received the .5 dollars from Disney inc. ?
If not please contact our HR dept.
>>71538352
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Batman-Connection-Every-Member-Suicide-Squad-Revealed-125177.html
>All of these so-called villains are villains that Batman has had some history with and caught and brought into Arkham Prison. So whether it comes before or after I'm not sure, but I do know he has captured us all and imprisoned in Arkham, so we've all got a gripe to bear against the ol' Bat
>>71539812
Why is Jason Todd older than Batman?
>>71537638
Stand down. If I wanted it, you'd be dead already.
>>71539812
Snyder go home.
DC fanboys are so gullible.
OP here I had my fun I'm out for the night. You are all so fucking gullible = )
The fan theory about Jason Todd would actually make sense on a ton of different levels.
Which is why it won't be him. In Snyderverse there will be a Nightwing in Bludhaven, a dead Jason Todd and no Tim Drake BECUZ ROBIN IS GAY LOL.
>>71539884
The Flash sent him back to the past after he was killed by Thanos.
Man, you guys believe all the fucking shit you read.
I remember leaking all the Force Awakens and Batman v Superman shit two months in advance and got accused of "hurr durr liar, Han Solo doesn't die, he's in the next one", "They wouldn't stop fighting over Martha, the tweets said the ending was great!"
Fuck it. I don't know why I'm in this shitty industry or even care about this stuff anymore.
>>71540033
Just stop dude.
>>71539884
the fuck are u talkin about moron? nobody said that
>>71540033
If you are American it's Friday night and this is how you are spending it.
>>71539990
>>71539948
> literally zero person believe in OP's leak
>"oh my gwd guys epic troll! XD"
>>71540033
you're just embarrassing yourself now, my friend
>>71537638
>>71539990
No you're not.
I'll post evidence in the post below. I don't get why some of you guys act like kids with this shit.
I wonder how long before someone post this thread on Reddit
>>71539870
>cinemablend
>literal who actor playing killer croc says so
>any bearing on canon or rest of the script on film
Pls stop
So this is the first time I'm hearing that Diablo dies from OP, is that true? Is the only one?
>>71540121
So the actor who plays the main character in the movie has no idea about the script, but random anon #237141 knows everything?
Hey OP, in the post credits scene, when Bruce Wayne gets the files on the Justice League members from the boss lady that looks like CCH Pounder? He refers to them as his friends, even though he's clearly not meet them yet. You know, that him and his friends would beat up her suicide squad if they had to. How awkward was that dialogue?
>>71540106
Oh boy another "I'll post some evidence it will just take time" as no evidence is posted thread. My favorite.
Trolled to max
>>71540151
The anon in here spilling the info only mentioned Batman's screen time though. They named three scenes.
All the suicide squad members being in there due to Batman may be true, but there's a good chance they didn't show it. Honestly, the stuff in here doesn't sound like bullshit to me.
>>71540183
Here, some evidence.
I'm out of this thread. Lol you guys are so gullible. I'll post this shit tomorrow and get 200 replies watch.
>>71540232
he's definitely wrong about screen time. the scenes may be accurate (doubt it) but there is no way the screen time is that low for batman and joker.
>>71540232
>The anon in here spilling the info only mentioned Batman's screen time though. They named three scenes.
So again, you think that the actor who played a main character in the movie isn't credible, but some random dude on /tv/ is?
>>71540183
That wasn't even me. There are two fuckers in here saying they're OP when they're not.
I wish /tv/ had ID tags like /pol/. Too many trolls.
>making shit up on an anonymous Chinese message board.
WEW LAD!
>>71540298
OP here, this faggot is impersonating me.
I'll use an tripcode form here on out
OP here, do not trust the tripfag.
>>71537696
This is what I'm rooting for
>>71540375
OP here, this is the real trip
>>71540332
OP here this faggot grabbed a trip before me don't believe him.
Op is great. I love reading these DC fanboys continue to comment.
>>71540286
>guys, you should trust Abrams and Pegg when they say Khan isn't in the next Star Trek film
Anon here, didn't see the movie. AMA
Ask someone who has massive diarrhea anything.
>>71540242
>>71537696
>>71540389
we'll never stop disney/marvel trash.
>>71540445
i litterally just farted 5 minutes ago and a lil diareha came out. i had to like crab walk to the bathroom to keep it from sliding out of my basketball shorts. . shit was raw
>>71540466
Dubs confirm.
And I'm out, night.
OP here there is actually a scene where Batman is drugged and chained by a foe and halfway through the scene he gets ass raped as the entertainment tonight theme song is playing.
>>71540075
You're here too. Nobody appreciates this kind of comment.
OP here. I get paid by Disney to talk shot about all the DC films here for the past few months, I'm really sorry. I feel ashamed to lie to you guys all the time, but I actually love the DC films. This is the only time I'm telling the truth. Please forgive me. Marcel fucking sucks, I'll never work for them anymore.
>>71540544
I'm here yes but I'm posting and having normal conversations. Hes cosplaying as a WB exec spreading disinfo.
OP here, the jews pay me to be a manchild and say their movies are works of art. i never have to better myself or have an original creative thought ever again. It's hard working in this biz sometimes but, naw it's actually super kewl
>>71540554
>>71540600
BLWON THE FUCK OUT
>there will never be a good DC expanded universe movie franchise
It physically hurts
>>71540466
>>71540503
Dayum, this nigga was telling the truth.
OP here
>>71540665
Hope you're doing well.
>>71538952
What the fuck, that sounds like Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean.
>>71540826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrNc8z0k40Q
OP here
>>71540073
Jared Leto is older than Ben Affleck.
Kevin Feige, is that you?
OP here.
Thanks, guys.
>no trip
Congratulations
You played yourself!
Does Croc do anything?
>>71538935
http://youtu.be/YlqGvf4dYNY
>not posting the GOAT
I can confirm that OP is telling the truth. I saw it back in May.
>>71542571
Yes, he swims thru the sewer and plants a bomb.
>>71537638
> suicide skwad awful
MOM'S
>>71543403
I liked it.
>>71543372
>>71537638
No one has seen it. It's not screening. You're both liars.
Is there nudity or sexual scene?
Thats only reason i would watch this crap so
>>71538003
Cholo. Culo means ass.
>>71543443
this. there is no way there would be an early screening this early
>>71543443
https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=Suicide+squad+union+city+
>>71543537
Confirmed fake
>>71543591
How did you confirm that? I'm not going to argue with you, you obviously will never listen to reason. I'm glad it was all spoiled for you. Remember this thread when you watch it in the theater.
>>71543647
>(You)
>https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=Suicide+squad+union+city+
Confirmed fake
>>71543647
I didn't read the thread, faggot. LOL.
What a sad little cunt.
>>71538090
Convinced me
we #cruzmissile now
Op be a butt hurt role play fag.
Ain't nobody believin his shit so now he mad
So mad.
>>71537814
Millenials dont know who jared leto is.
If they do its from his tranny role.
>>71538716
>>71538779
had a little chuckle, thanks m8
>>71537708
wow they ruined the Joker? Done with DC.
