>think you pull of the perfect murder
>this guy knocks on your door
>>71527961
>think you can just keep your mouth shut and get off scot free
>this guy shows up
https://youtu.be/Vy-YpLJLG5M
>>71527961
Well done criminal, well done
HOWEVER, one more thing
>>71527961
If he knocks on your door, you didn't pull off the perfect murder.
So many criminals on this show focus on creating elaborate alibis or murder/accidents when they should be focusing on simply making people 'disappear'
>>71527961
...just one more thingD R O P P E D
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>>71527961
yes, yes, well done Columbo, well done Columbo
HOWEVER
>>71528250
FUCK YOU
>>71528250
spicy meme, my friend, spicy meme.
>Well, I think I'll be going...
>just...
>one...
>more...
>thing.
>>71528303
I hate this meme.
It's too redpilling.
>>71527961
>pull off the perfect crime
>outsmart the detective
>about to fly to the Bahamas
>hear "one more thing"
>>71528496
The thing is they could have just fucked off because his evidence was always tissue thin and he only built a case because he kept digging away till they incriminate themselves.
>>71529795
That's the brilliance of "one more thing"
>>71529795
>The thing is they could have just fucked off because his evidence was always tissue thin
Ok, ok, that makes sense. I believe you. Just one more thing...
>>71527961
>I see, thank you sir
>you've certainly cleared that up for me
>oh, just one more thing Sir
>who am I?
>>71528305
Just watched this one. Thank Christ something ended differently for once. As great as Columbo is, it's very formulaic
>think the conversation is over
>This guy walks up to you
>>71527961
Matlock, Columbo, Diagnosis Murder, Murder She Wrote, rank em
i'd just fake a heart attack, works most of the time
>>71528305
Poor Janet Leigh. I genuinely just felt horrible for her.
>>71530653
>say I don't speak chinky
>leave
>>71530653
That's brilliant
>chatty police officer keeps asking awkward questions
I know! I'll just befriend him. No-one could suspect a friendly man.
thought that was Kramer for a split second.
same result either way I'd imagine.
>>71530863
OK OK, I'll leave you alone.....uh, one more thing
Well /tv/, I've just finished watching every single episode of Columbo, in order. Watching season ten is bizarre. Peter Falk grows ancient before your eyes. It's like if Boyhood was good.
>>71530936
Have you seen Columbo?
>>71527961
Goodnight, sweet prince ;_;
>>71530658
consistency gives Columbo 1, Murder She Wrote has the GOAT guests so 2, Diagnosis Murder cast works well together putting them at 3, Matlock has a few really good episodes but mediocre otherwise at 4
>>71533946
>>71531478
I miss you Peter.
favorite recurring guest star
>>71527961
Ask him about his wife
>>71527961
What if he can't use my phone?
>>71535352
>yfw columbo murdered his wife and got away with it because there was no one good enough to catch him.