>at the cinema
>movie has started
>have to pee
>not peeing beforehand
ya dun goofed
>at cinema
>guy shits his pants
>poo poo pee pee
>>71502239
pee in the jumbo soda cup you bought
now you also have another beverage so you don't have to leave for a refill
two birds
>>71502239
>watching TFA for the first time
>hear Han say "Rathtars"
>Run to the bathroom
>Missed Kanji Klub, have to sit through Rathtars.
lately my anxiety has been forcing me to pee a shit ton whenever i'm in a high pressure situation where i feel like i can't pee (e.g. movies). life as a nerdy beta cuck fucking sucks. i wanna kill myself every day.
>at the cinema
>spill my crab legs and chocolate raisins all over the usher
>get sent to the backroom of the showers for admonishing and sexual humiliation by the resident bull
>>71502239
>not peeing in a bottle in the theater
Have literally done this thousand of times.
>>71502239
Fucking casual, I strut into the theater with a six pack of MEXICAN PISSWATER and I finish every last bottle in the duration of the movie, wanna' know my secret? I have diapers on, that's right, I put on adult diapers whenever I have to go watch a movie, got inspired by Richard Christy
>>71502446
do you take it off after the movie and leave it on the seat?
>>71502446
>Richard Christy
A god among men
>>71502509
No I like the warm feeling
>>71502522
Jd regularly posts here
>tfw unbeknownst to me my local kinotorium installed testosterone detectors in their urinals
>my pee got picked up for lacking testosterone
>sirens ring and the kinoguard come to arrest me
>forced to fuck a fat girl until i grow to like "high test" women
>each screen in the kinotorium is projecting my fuck session and every movie is delayed until i climax
>finish an hour and a half later because of performance anxiety
>pelted with popcorn as i exit
>kinoguard have to escort me to the bus to make sure i don't get beat up
>playing hide and go seek when little
>find a great hiding spot, usually in the dark
>sudden intense need to piss
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>71502552
That was anticipation. I had that problem too.
>>71502552
>have a gf
>she starts crying about something
>get a boner
every time
>>71502409
Hey man, at least you're not a cuck.
>oh...
