How do you think Kevin Smith reconciles the fact that he's a 45 year old man who makes terrible indie films, eating fast food as his diet and fucking a physically retarded femnazi? For years he had to work menial customer service jobs to make ends meet, with the low point of his life involving going $27000 in debt to finance his movie.
Kevin had a difficult life growing up--his mother was a Catholic and his father was a postal working. His loving Mother tried, but she placated young Rich with comic books and dreams of a better life. Dreams that Kevin was never able to cash in on. The constant failures in his life shaped him as the Don Quixote figure we have today, an empty casket of ruination and aspirations.
A man with no training, no education, no real life experience tries to make his voice heard. This echoes the warnings of the great capitalists of the 19th century, showing that, given power, the proles will replace society with an empty shell of itself. Reflecting this, Kevin only brings his jaded, cynical outlook on life to the table.
Food uplifted him from his sorry state, but even then food only gave him the illusion of comfort. While contemporaries like Tarantino and PTA made cinematic masterpieces doing, Kevin peaked with his first movie, only to remain a punching bag thereafter. He is kept him around as a literal reminder of the failures of Generation Y, encapsulated by his love of Prince and capeshit.
Many nights Kevin does nothing but cry about comics and Star Wars, sometimes producing podcasts for a crowd of people even more pathetic than him. Podcasts gives him solace that no matter how much of a fuckup he is, he will never be on the same tier as the retards that join him every Wednesday and Sunday night. This is the only thing that keeps Kevin from giving up the ghost. Not his wife. Not his friend Johnny Depp. But the mere feeling that he is better than somebody.
Yeah he's rich and lives in the Hollywood hills and has a family who loves him.
You're a faggot
To be fair, nigga lost a lot of weight
>>71497423
Get it all out of your system, OP?
>>71497423
me thinks the faggot OP doth protest too much
How do you think Rich reconciles the fact that he's a 40 year old man who works for minimum wage and has to rent an apartment (rather than have a house) in Milwaukee of all fucking places, eating fast food as his diet and fucking a physically retarded femnazi? For years he had to work menial construction jobs to make ends meet, with the low point of his life involving something as mundane as a parking ticket.
Rich had a difficult life growing up--his mother was a crack whore and his father was absent most of the time. His loving grandmother tried, but she placated young Rich with videogames and dreams of a better life. Dreams that Rich was never able to cash in on. The constant failures in his life shaped him as the Don Quixote figure we have today, an empty casket of ruination and aspirations.
A man with no training, no education, no real life experience tries to make his voice heard. This echoes the warnings of the great capitalists of the 19th century, showing that, given power, the proles will replace society with an empty shell of itself. Reflecting this, Rich only brings his jaded, cynical outlook on life to the table.
Mike uplifted him from his sorry state, but even then Mike and Jay keep him around so they have an easy source of schadenfreude. While Mike and Jay make a comfortable living doing what they loves, Rich remains a punching bag. They keep him around as a literal reminder of the failures of Generation Y, encapsulated by Rich's love of shitty grunge rock and old school FPSes like Doom.
Many nights Rich does nothing but play videogames, sometimes playing Iive to a crowd of people even more pathetic than him. Previously Recorded gives him solace that no matter how much of a fuckup he is, he will never be on the same tier as the retards that join him every Wednesday and Sunday night. This is the only thing that keeps Rich from giving up the ghost. Not his girlfriend. Not his childhood friends. But the mere feeling that he is better than somebody.
>implying she let's him fuck her
His latest film starring his daughter is fucking shit.
>>71497533
God damn, he doesn't look quite so much like a walking heart attack
Look Kevin is just human like any person why do you want to put him under a magnifying glass and discredit him so hard?
He has a loving wife, a daughter, a successful career as a movie director and writer.
Really this man has done it all and he did it before the corporate commodification of nerd culture.
>>71497423
It's weird that became so awful. I assume he just makes movies for fun now and doesn't even try.
Good for him
Quentin and Kevin were both considered saviors of American cinema back when they came out
QT still makes relevant films (even if they are awful)
Smith just stopped caring
Nobody talks about the personal lives of directors on here more than Kevin smith.
You don't hear chatter about Michael bays wife and kids or what PTA wears every day
It's because 4chan sees themselves in Kevin smith. He is one of us. Except he made it.
>>71497702
It's a modified Rich Evans pasta
>>71497579
>>71497423
You missed a Rich in the second paragraph.
wow a guy went 27k into debt to make a movie and made millions from it. what a fucking loser.
>>71497423
Kevin is a very nice guy.
