If you were an American soldier in Europe during WWII, and you were in the same position as this guy with German soldiers about to kill you, what would you say to get out of it like he did?
>>71488054
how good is my german and how good is their english
>>71488199
for either question: as good as Willie's English was I suppose.
>>71488199
Would negotiate for my capture if they're Wehrmacht,call them subhuman half-breeds who're led by a self-loathing Kike if they're SS.
>>71488221
I'd probably cry and wet myself calling for my mom, they'll either be so disgusted they give me a quick death or let me go.
>>71488199
>how good is their english
don't you mean spanish, paco?
>>71488054
bump
>>71490490
wait what
>>71488759
>Killing the good guys
Why?
>>71488054
Eva Braun what Gams!
Fuck Roosevelt
>>71488054
"wait wait, I hate jews even more than you guys! have you heard what they're doing to the american movie industry? I could go on about it for days, fucking hook nosed yids"
M-muh heritage. I'm 15/16ths German, honest! All Americans are Germans! We all love sausages and fat women! Please, uhh.. BITTER. BITTER NIKT SHEEZ MISCH.
I dont hate you
Jews made me fight you
Fuck Roosevelt
I would express my fondness for, uh, that particular German beer
