Azor Ahai edition
>>71482787
Azor Jon
Azor fucking Jon
>>71484658
>be Salsa
>bastard half brother turns out to be your cousin
>actual brother wants to be a maester or some shit
>thank the gods, the Kingdom in the North is now yours
>but that cousin is also a Targ
>if you legitimize him and marry him, instead of climbing the LADDAH, you'd be taking an express lift to being Queen of the Seven Kingdoms
wut do?
WHITE WOLF WISE WOLF
>>71484651
Nth for the Game.
Whats the best move for the Best King/Queen
>>71484651
Beric! Beric! BERIC!
>>71484671
Fuck me are normies more demented then we are?
>that burlington bar thing where they were all cheering and shouting fuck you when jon snow had to hang everyone including a child
>they only got upset that rickon was captured when they realized the dog was dead
Well guys, this is it.
The Bran pedophiles are attacking by sea.
The Jonsa shippers are at our gates.
And the stannisfag l33t memers are flying dragons over the horizon.
/got/ will be banned in less than 6 hours. I plan to go out honorably, theorizing about Euron's motivation in the next season.
Burn my corpse so I don't get ass raped by bran pedos after I die.
AZOR JON!!!!
Out of all the plot holes in this show, how did nobody make a stink about Lancel's hair color changing drastically when he cut it short? He's a Lannister and had long golden locks, now he's a brown-haired fellow.
>>71484719
You're a homosexual!
>>71484718
normies are sociopaths, everyone knows this
so how will stannis return in season 7?
will he finally bring his army of sellswords?
tfw no GoT this Sunday
Who is the tightest woman in GoT?
I'd say Dany, since she's gone quite a while without sex.
>>71484658
>>71484658
>>71484705
>>71484712
>>71484714
>>71484715
>>71484719
Am I the only one who doesn't give a shit about Jon Snow? Seriously?
There is nothing interesting about him
I CAN'T FUCKING STAND IT ANYMORE
I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS DAMN SERIES
It's all that matters in my life right now, I live to see the next season, nothing else gives me pleasure anymore, I need GoT
So how long into the next season will it take for Theon to commit soduku on Longclaw so it becomes Lightbringer?
>>71484718
>Being this obsessed with normies enjoying the show.
Burlington Bar isn't a sample population of the nation anymore than /tv/ is a population of America's greatest minds
>>71484740
>>71484756
>not arya
>>71484719
I'm going to ignite your corpse then throw you into the ocean. This way I can please two gods at the same time.
t. Victarionfag
Wtf do I do now?
>>71484740
Huh it really makes you think.
>>71484765
I like him from the books at A Dance With Dragons and after they called him the White Wolf in the show, I decided to shitpost about that
>>71484756
>tight
There can only be one
Reminder that its not creepy, shes almost 20
>>71484755
Preston and Linda are our guys. Everyone else can fuck off.
>Jon marries Dany to form an alliance
>knocks her up
>Bran comes back and tells Jon Dany is his aunt by blood
>Jon an heroes like Túrin
POTTERY
>>71484778
Man you don't get out much
>>71484777
Oh fuck confirmed
>>71484765
Nope. Jon is a false king. You know who SHOULD be ruling Winterfell?
>>71484765
Nah, he's kind of a problematic character in the universe.
Up until this season he pretty much never acted, he just reacted to shit happening to him. Dude had no agency.
Now he's got a house name, a sister to protect and enemy to unite people against. He's the most interesting he's ever been
>>71484765
>Am I the only one
Back to you-know where you special snowflake
>>71484751
>>71484756
>I'd say Dany, since she's gone quite a while without sex.
Daario destroyed that poon before her meeting with Tyrion
>TOURNEY AT HARRENHAL FLASHBACK INTENSIFIES
>>71484817
She probably lost her virginity before season 1
>>71484765
Most people eat him up since he's the easiest to project into for "normies''. I always liked Beric most though hes what I'd be doing in the middle ages.
>>71484765
He's a main character and shit is getting crazier, so even if he's not interesting, the story around him and involving him is
>>71484846
Sir Richard Horpe and his wife, Val.
>>71484838
Or maybe I get out enough that I can tell when people are weird? Burlington bar has weird people. The normies I watch with are practical minded.
>>71484877
>I always liked Beric most though hes what I'd be doing in the middle ages.
Someone who gets easily killed?
>>71484898
Nah man. They're normal
We live in a Burlington bar world
>battle against the night king
>all of our heros die one by one including jon, theon, jaime, greyworm, dany, dragons etc
>all hope seems lost
>when suddenly off in the horizon a shadow appears
>it cant be
>azorEuronarrives
>hes wearing his trusty valyrian steel plate armor
>rushes down the white walkers taking each one out as he tackles them turning them to ice dust
>gets behind the nights king and says "looks like you didnt pay the iron price" as he suplexes the shit out of him saving westeros
>screen goes black
>and who
>are you
rate mates
I wish they set up Walder's death as well as this
>>71484765
Jon is the most boring character and therefore the most relatable. Most people can put themselves in Jon's shoes, self insert, see themselves as a well meaning good guy.
Then they can fantasise about meeting a girl from a foreign culture, or having an awesome sword and wolf. It's escapism.
Jon has a lot of fans, so that also means some autists will be some of them. I imagine most of the normal Jon fans post on Reddit, and the really autistic ones come to here to 4chan. They take the relatable Jon love to deep measures, seeing him as a bro, wanting him to be King or Jesus's Second Coming.
Why? Autism. Can't explain it, can't understand it. Maybe its "if I like this character, really good things should happen to them". Why do they like him? Again, because they see themselves in him. Very easy to do that in a bland character with no real depth.
>>71484925
You don't get out much, huh?
Or talk to girls
>>71484846
didnt even have to click to know what the image was
its just a fact, m8s.
>showfags
>Bran the Shipwright will never return from the New World to bring democracy to Westeros.
>>71484777
Based Lord of light confirms
>>71484870
Shit what did Ned think when a knight stopped by him once again to give the crown of roses again to relative of his?
>>71484961
I do. That's how I know that Burlington Bar is like most people.
>>71484651
Fucking finally
I've been calling Beric Dondarian as Azor Ahai since the episode where the hound and him fought.
Finally fucking glad others now believe this too, even more so since there's a lot of shit pointing to it.
>>71484810
Remember your /got/ oath.
Season gathers and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my ban
>>71484875
Yeah I guess shes not tight at all compared to this 30 year old getting rammed in every cavity to score roles because she cant act worth shit
After all, shes probably had sex
My mistake
Rickon Morty
>>71484770
Based post!
>>71484994
You must live in a cancerous place. American city?
Nobody acts like those hipster faggots in my area, and plenty watch GoT
>>71484953
OFF SCREEN
F
F
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>>71484910
Once Beric died once he probably got reckless which led to him dying a lot more. But how he defends smallfolk and doesn't give a fuck about the game. All there may be is the laddah but you don't have to climb.
>>71484846
bran cannot father children so when he dies jon will be king
>>71485030
Learn to spell
>>71484994
>>71485050
This. and I do live in an American city. Where many people watch GoT and enjoy it!
How will he deal with Jon Snow?
I really don't want CIA to die, he deserves to take the Iron Throne that he's worked so hard for.
>>71485000
also, doesnt Beric know about the white walkers and is going up north now?
azor ahai confirmed
>>71485068
Perhaps. When he dies. But he is not dead. Stop skipping steps to prop up your bastard usurper.
What a beautiful story it could be.
>>71485072
He does it for attention don't reply.
>>71484755
LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED REMINDING
>>71485068
When he dies whoever he writes as his heir will be king, which would probably be the offspring of one of his siblings.
stop being purposefully stupid.
On the Wikia, the list of "Dead" characters is longer than the list of "Alive" characters.
26 pages http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Status:_Alive
31 pages http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Status:_Dead
>>71485000
>>71485088
Beric is dead in the books
Remember Myrcella was poisoned by the strong women who rule Dorne now?
Me neither.
ages of empires / game of thrones cross over mod game when?
LOOK DOWN
>>71485129
>Hound
>not Reddit
>Jamie
>>71485068
>bran cannot father children
Why
Petyr Baelish: Frank Underwood
Cersei Lannister: Claire Underwood
Qyburn: Doug Stamper
>>71485087
sansa is going to have him executed.
its going to be played as some big moment where she realizes she has real power over people blah blah blah female empowerment etc...
screencap this.
>>71485129
>Cersei not 4chan
>Euron not 4chan
>>71485129
>>71485160
>current year
>age of empires
>>71485087
make it so Jon's further in his debt
>>71485129
>reddits guys
>bran
reddit hates us because they know we're right that bran is the rightful heir.
>>71485000
>>71485088
>literally holds none of the prerequisites to be AA
>azor ahai confirmed
showfags need to go back
>
>>71484825
If she becomes Queen in the North she can, which she will be since Bran according to Isaac doesn't want it and sees himself as more an adviser/maester type
He may be unambitious, but that doesn't stop him from being Dany's heir once she conquers. And gives Dany the alliance she wants without having to marry, so she can marry whoever and whenever she wants now and gain some other alliance.
>>71485144
>books
>mattering
lol
>>71485121
This 2bh
>>71485137
That's because GRRM cannot make character exit the main story without being killed
>>71485205
doesnt beric have a flaming sword
>>71485166
show jaime is definitely reddit
>>71485129
>no Yoren
>>71485129
Davos is 100% reddit
dumb sekretclubposter
>>71485129
Sansa ours whether you like her or not.
>>71485170
because he has no gog
So what happens when the BwB/Hound meets Arya, Melisandre, Brienne, and Pod?
i bet when bran comes back jon will take the black again so that bran can be king
>>71485129
Thinking about some sitting down to make this, putting energy into comparing characters people like based off which website they visit is so unbelievably autistic I couldn't help but laugh.
No one cares. Literally no one cares except you guys. You guys have this insane reddit witch hunt where in reality we all know it's US who goes to reddit to browse/troll.
We'red all ledditors. We're all faggots.
Can't wait for this general to get fucking destroyed
>>71485190
>any year
>not playing the greatest game ever made
>>71485087
He'll plot until he learns that Jon is really a Targ, then he'll hitch his boat to him to ride all the way to the top
>>71485129
Hound and Davos are my guys. None of those other losers you peddle.
>>71485187
Stannis is 4chan, while reddit is just a bunch of turncloaks
>>71485225
because autists would keep asking when the character is going to reappear.
Look at Syrio, 20 years on and people still ask if he's coming back.
>>71485240
setting a sword on fire does not make a sword lightbringer
any spastic can set a sword on fire, beric only does it because muh lord of light
How do I get a Maisie gf?
>>71485266
>posting video game shit
>capeshit gif
>>>/v/
>>71485129
LMFAO MEERA
>>71485241
D&D fucked him for now but he's likely to redeem himself in the next season and kill Cersei.
>>71485262
Jon's not taking the black again
>>71485267
already knows jon is a targ
>>71485170
George doesn't understand biology.
>>71485129
>we are one person
go fuck yourself you fucking bandwagon "we r legun" faggot
you're literally the embodiment of reddit
you do not speak for all of us, only yourself
>>71485252
proofs?
They never said that he can't fuck frogfu to secure future of Stark family
>>71485290
go to bongland and find literally any girl
they all look like inbred slags
>>71485290
Climb your nearest church's bell tower.
>>71485262
jon should probably just commit suicide at this point.
>>71484658
>>71484702
KILL YOURSELVES
Azor Mace
>>71485334
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356640/r
>>71485323
allegedly
A look at Sansa back in the crypts doesn't prove anything
Is Jon King in the North, King on the Trident and King of the Mountain and Vale now? I don't get it, is the Vale going to be sworn to Jon or are they going to do their own thing
Reddit : Arya, Syrio, Jon, Theon, Stannis, Margeary, Olenna, Oberyn, The Hound, Mellisandre, Jaime, Bronn, Tywin, Davos, Gendry, Bearloly, Varys, Jaqen
4chan : Stannis, Euron, Bran, Mace, Beric, Jaime, Cersei, Tywin, Roose, Davos, Theon, Bearloly, Frogfu, Littlefinger, Varys
>>71485129
>4chan
>no berric
>>71485068
Meera is going to milk Bran's prostate and drip his seed into her.
>>71484770
>I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS DAMN SERIES
>get up all day
>browse /got/
>edit Game of Thrones wki
>watch GOT
>repeat
Should I consider suicide?
>>71485354
Wait, would your spine being broken break your penis?
>>71485384
>Varys
stopped reading right there
>>71485290
That is one hell of a belly. I want it.
>>71485402
Bran is too pure for girls
>>71485408
>edit Game of Thrones wki
Kek, seriously? I wondered who does this
>>71485384
Bearloli and Varys are both Reddit.
>>71485418
Good thing it was the last name on the list then
Daily reminder don't respond to any trips they only want attention and will shit up the thread trying to.
>>71485408
yes, but please go and shoot up that fucking bar first.
>>71485417
I'm not a doctor, nor do I know anything about biology, but I think as long as your heart works right then you should be able to get erections.
>>71485384
>Varys
Anyone who supports Dany is automatically Reddit.
>>71485129
Add High Sparrow and Qyburn to our guys
>>71485426
If Meera cuts her hair she will look just like a cute boy.
>>71485448
4chan and Reddit overlap a lot on Game of Throne
>>71485417
please dont summon the guy that things bran was castrated because he has no acne
Who else did see/hear Lyanna whisper 'Aegon'? I didn't think it makes sense, but it was the name she whispered.
>>71485380
Baelish in his power as regent of the Vale declared for the Starks thinking the Northern lords would bend the knee to Sansa, giving him nominal power over both, and then Lyanna Mormont went and fucked up his plan.
>>71485384
>Mellisandre
please kys
Has Preston committed suicide yet?
cut the shit, /got/. we all know breera is best pairing
>>71485448
Do they call he bearloli on reddit? That doesn't seem very pc
>>71485380
i think just the north, the other just support his claim of the the north
>>71485375
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10356640/r
jaime has just as many votes as mace and benjen yet hes in the reddit thingie
and this poll is maybe 0.001% of 4chan users. makes literally no difference
>>71485417
I'm no professor of human biology but I don't think dick is connected to same part of nerve system that controls legs
>>71485384
Davos has been Reddit as fuck ever since Stannis bit the dust.
>>71485546
Is Bran capable of...desires?
>>71485466
Well, I'd assume that would damage your nerve endings of the waist and below.
>>71485384
Oh and i forgot Tormund, he is pretty Reddit.
High Sparrow is of course 4chan
>>71485546
Bran makes anything better.
>>71485557
They probably call her Lady Mormont and gush over how she shames all those old white men.
>>71484712
What I really want to know is...Did he get up in that ass?
How do you prefer to take your woman, /got/?
In the chivalrous Septon position?
Rough Dothraki style?
Or Reverse Dornishwoman?
>>71485417
maybe he could use some black magic juju to get his dick working again
>>71485534
Probably
>>71485601
He's gay.
>>71485581
even if not bran can finger her and lick her pussy. girls are into a guy thats not selfish
>>71485465
>yes, but please go and shoot up that fucking bar first.
I spend most of it getting rid of anti-Stannis propaganda on there.
>>71485546
pls we all know he can't get Jamie's dick out of his mind
now that the three-eyed crow can't block it anymore
>>71485569
>moving the goalposts
stop getting triggered over an image on 4chan lmao
>>71485607
I've never been pegged but i'd like to
>>71485607
I want the Young Baratheon style, if you know what I mean.
>>71485679
You get cucked?
>>71485654
so THATS what he meant by this
>>71485417
Just cattle prod him under the balls like in Hannibal.
>>71485494
I didn't see it much with this season. Most of the Basic Bitchery stayed on reddit (and increased a thousand-fold I might add.) Most of the time basics get shut down here with the exception of Azor Jon guy
>>71485384
>Stannis
>>71485724
>Basic Bitchery
what's this?
Also are captchas fucking up for anyone else?
nt for Cersei of the House Lannister, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms
>>71484658
>Azor Jon
You mean Analplay Juanito
Someone should do one of these for the Jonautists before /got/ gets banned for the year.
>King Robert's son who works as a blacksmith and King Robert's daughter who works as a prostitute nearly had sex
hot
>>71485546
this pic made me realize bran is probably at least two heads taller than her but she will never have to stand on her tip toes to kiss him
c r e y s
>>71485129
Wow. The Reddit here is huge. All the people responding to your post.
>>71485788
but he's always so cold towards her
>>71485129
Only The Hound and ser Davos are good out of those.
I´ve never used reddit for anything but porn, but I still like the meme dwarf.
What does that make me?
>invited my dad over to watch the season finale
>literally fell asleep on my couch during the Dany/Tyrion scene
I thought dany being boring was just a meme holy shit
>>71485820
no, he's pretty chill
>>71485788
he can have her
>>71485788
he can have her
>>71485848
kys
>>71485805
>nearly
>implying he didn't
>>71485581
cunnilingus mate, look it up
>>71485748
>what's this?
>Azor Jon
>Jonsa
>Cliff's Notes style play by play verticles pointing out Captain Obvious-tier information
>"zomg look at these deep paralells" posts that are anything but deep if you're not a basic bitch
>theories so thick with tinfoil and mis-remembered information that they've folded back upon themselves a hundred times and have become Valyrian tinfoil
Dr. Qyburn, I'm CIA
>muh reddit
Why the fuck do you guys obsess over a shitty website? It's like a bunch of scoolkids talking about how girls are gross and stupid.
>inb4 found the redditor
fuck off
>>71485861
eh, he's probably frigid
>>71485859
I still think Robert looks like he REALLY wants to hug and cuddle people. his eyes in that helmet there. They look happy
>>71484457
>somehow survived the first battle of Winterfell
>either made it back to Castle Black or was found by Jon and Ser Davos on their way to Stannis' camp
>took up the sword again because the fuck else was he gonna do
>fought bravely and valiantly at the second battle of Winterfell, the Battle of the Bastards
>slew Lord Harald Kuntstark in single combat maybe
>raised to a lord and given a holdfast and tracts of land after the battle, on the lands once held by the Umbers, Boltons or Karstarks
>>71485588
But the nerve controlling the abdominal blood vessel (those than give an erection) go out the spinal cord in the back of your neck
>>71484846
You might find this quote from the Hollywood Reporter website interesting, anon.
Reporter:
>If Bran makes it back to Winterfell, he's the true-born son of Ned and Catelyn. Would he want the title of King in the North?
Isaac:
>I don't think he would even be interested. I think he knows it's not for him. He's not a leader, as such. He's like an uber maester, as it were. He has all of this all-knowing power, knowing everything about everything. I think he would be a fantastic hand or assistant to Jon, but I think the second he got there, he would say, "Look, whoever's the leader? It doesn't matter, as long as we can coordinate ourselves to sort ourselves out before this massive ice king comes to kill us and the dragons start messing us up."
>>71485848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ_22MzZwNw
will we ever see the moving castle greywater watch?
/got/ - Cersei
Reddit - Tyrion
Tumblr - Dany & Jon
>>71485926
hey man
so what did I miss by skipping the denni scenes this season, my bet is on nothing
true king
>>71485848
Tyrion is an alright character. but he's overratwd as fuck.
I feel pretty much the same way about Dany, Jon and Arya. Except Dany is outright terrible.
>when the sparrow burns just right
>>71486018
rip cute bran
>>71485916
Qyburn: "Lord CIA, I'm Small council"
>tfw no Qyburn meme pics
Reminder Qyburn = /got/
Everyone else = reddit.
>>71485986
>/got/ - Cersei
Take your gurl powuh and fuck off back to tumblr, plz.
>>71486095
being NEITHER is better
>>71484715
Is the Wall Stannis or Ed????
>>71486192
Edd.
>>71486137
This is my guy.
>>71486192
Its that guy John made Lord Commander
>mobile 4chan users
>>71486095
>>71486137
Qyburn Night King alliance WHEN?
>>71486018
what a slut
>>71484940
>no Woo
0/10
>feminism intensifies
>>71486192
>>71486273
Suppose I should replace HS with Qyburn in this.
>>71485986
>/got/ being anything but Jon
Fuck off m8
The north scenes have been our only favorites for 2 full seasons now, I wonder why people actually cared about those scenes?
>but I dont like Jon because reedit and nor-mies likes him too ;(
Too bad, you are trying too hard
Jon is our literal guy and the only character worth rooting for in this mess
How angry must Littlefinger be?
Probably bet on and figured Jon would die during the battle and Sansa would have she knows and no one as an ally but him left.
Jon survives
Then bet on Sansa rewarding him with da good pussy
Gets rejected
Bet on the North rallying around Sansa
Jon gets made King
>>71486095
good god, these are like the easiest images to make you and still fucked it up
>>71486137
>>71486341
*no one she knows and no one as an ally
I need to eat breakfast
So why exactly is Daenerys having a crusade against slavery again when her closest allies and the people who made her who she is all benefitted from selling slaves?
>>71486340
>The north scenes have been our only favorites for 2 full seasons now,
Only because everything else has been varying degrees of wank as of late
>you will never see a scene with Mace acting all goofy and being all chill and giving LOTR tier speeches
This is the future you choose.
>>71486273
>both make reviving the dead their art
Fucking confirmed
>>71486095
He is literally sheev
>becomes the small council
>helps turn cersei into darth cersei
>creates a perfect soldier
>uses medicine that is frowned upon in society
Soon he will have UNLIMITED POWWWWAAA
Lord Beric is cute
>>71486357
How will the Nightking be able to fight against Danys dragons?
>>71486394
>>71486340
Jon is boring and girls only drool over him because he's good looking.
>>71486326
High Sparrow fulfilled this job in team chaosh perfectly. Now Qyburn has the jobs in King's Landing taken over.
>>71486018
>ywn rub your dick on his tongue
live why?
>>71486341
He's mad jealous that Sansa wants Jon's cock.
>>71486340
Stop trying to hijack /got/ with your utterly shit-tier character, Jonautist
>>71485601
Me on the left
>>71486395
>>71486403
Hivemind
>>71486420
Ice dragon?
>>71486436
kys
>>71486340
>The north scenes have been our only favorites for 2 full seasons now
only because of Stannis, not that you would know it since you weren't here
>>71486391
And now she's trying to take the freedom of all of Westeros and rule over them.
She can't claim she's liberating people this time.
>>71486340
This
Who's the third head of the dragon? did Varys go to Dorne to tell Young Griff he would be king?
>>71486340
well done, Jonautist, well done
HOWEVER
>>71486391
>caring about poachers
kys ned
>all these in denial Jonbros
I feel sorry for you
Once Daenerys stomps all over Westeros with her STRONG WOMYN bullshit, you know where to turn to
Its not even about liking Jon, its about siding the best possible option that is left
I miss Mace Tyrell
>>71486534
anyone got the pic of dumbledore and draco shopped over ramsay and rickon
>>71486609
>implying Jon isn't a social justice warrior
>>71486609
I have a feeling Jon will just bend over to Danny
>>71486609
But everyone knows Jon and Dany are going to get married.
