>yellow cherry tomatoes culivated in Europe in the 16th century
how could Denethor eat red cherry tomatoes, where did he get them?
>>71482167
>implying Westeros is Europe
Your little fairy tale has unicorns, too, but those don't live in Europe either.
red cherry tomatoes!?
in this biome?
in this century?
on this continent?
eagles flew some in
>>71482167
>Middle Earth is Europe
>LOTR took place in the 16th Century
I really hope you are this stupid
They also had rabbits and PO TAY TOES
>>71482239
Yes
>>71482167
Mordor
I really wish these GOT threads would stop.
>>71482167
Why does he only bite down half of it? Who the fuck does that?
We also didn't have plate armor, and horses shouldn't be that big.
A wizard did it.
Seriously, when radagast the brown arrived in middle earth he spread various non-native species of plants.
>>71482239
Localized entirely to King Denethor's Castle?
>>71482476
>King
>>71482167
they were on the menu
>>71482264
may i see them?
>>71482731
No.
>>71482167
Azeroth is not the real world.
>implying elephants were ever in middle earth at any point
some fucking bullshit, lads
>>71482236
You dumb, underage faggot that's Lord of the Rings, not Game of Thrones.
>>71482236
>>71482289
>>71482759
Hella fuckin epic LOL
>>71482241
underrated post
>NEETs actually consider the price of a bluray an "expense"
Why does Denethor eat so messily? He's a pig!
>>71482312
Radagast was too dumb to not move firewood.
>>71482167
Were yellow cherry tomatoes on the menu as well?
>>71482167
why did his mouth start to bleed while eating them? really reminded of old time kino where the king heartily eats a chicken leg.
Why did Gandalf let Denethor kill himself? He knew something was wrong. Yet he saves the other, lamer king but dooms Denethor to a firey grave.
Gandalf tries to make everyone think he's a good humble grandpa but denethor was right, he has his private machinations and will do whatever he can to see that his will be done. Denethor was sick and needed help. Fuck. Gandalf.
>Lord of the Rings is just an LSD trip by Walter Bishop
How are we supposed to root for the "good" side when this based motherfucker is around? Frodo, Sam, Legolas and almost the entire fellowship look like effeminate faggot bitches (maybe except for based Gimli and Gandalf). Pissed me off when they killed him just to pander to the feminist target audience.
>>71483060
>when he dies in the books
eyes were watery, couldn't scoff at the bravery displayed. A hobbit and a yeasty scut stood against such a strong foe and felled him
>when he dies in the "films"
cringe attack
>>71482236
lmao A+
>>71482791
Way to take the obvious bait, retard.
>>71483045
He had to set himself on fire so he could wake up and rescue Peter.
>>71482167
>Shire is XVII century england
>Rohan is X century england
>Gondor is VII century constantinople
It was a hack job from the beginning
>>71482167
PO-TA-TOES
>>71482167
I...I have some m-maggoty b-bread that I could trade you for one of those...
>>71483812
it fits
>>71482167
From Iluvatar himself.
>>71483965
BOIL EM MASH EM STICK EM IN A STEW
>>71483970
fuck off ground nigger
>>71483403
>get told hard
>"I was only trolling!"
>>71482809
those were ironic r-right?
>>71482167
Are cherry tomatoes suppose to be symbolic of all the virgin men that watch LOTR?
>>71485063
But it WAS painfully obvious bait, and you ARE a retard
>>71485063
>gets baited like the newest of newfags
>gets triggered when someone politely explains to him that he was bamboozled
No need to get so mad, friend, it's just dragonshit.
>>71482236
you overdid it with the unicorns bit, would've been a good bait without it.
Seriously, why did his mouth start bleeding
>>71483023
People that want to commit suicide probably won't make good kings, gandalf did the right thing.
>>71487948
denethor wasn't a king and likely wouldn't have fought against aragorn if he wasn't tainted by voldemort.
Just admit gandalf is an asshole
>>71482255
Boilem mash em stickeminastew
>>71485063
can someone post the non shopped pic so i can wrap my head around this?
>>71487291
there are unicorns on Skagos in ASOIAF.
Don't think the show has mentioned them though, or Skagos in general for that matter.
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