For England, James?
No. For You.
WINTER IS COMING
six seasons later...
no youre not
>>71477685
Why is Sean Bean so based?
>>71477685
poor guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEhtsgu6bJg
>>71477685
Not anymore lmao
>>71477739
>"SET THE TIMER FOR 6 SEASONS!"
>>71477685
nae eet eeenzz
Alec Trevelyan: We're both orphans, James. But while your parents had the luxury of dying in a climbing accident, mine survived the British betrayal and Stalin's execution squads. My father couldn't let himself or my mother live with the shame. MI6 figured I was too young to remember. And in one of life's little ironies, the son went to work for the government whose betrayal caused the father to kill himself and his wife.
James Bond: Hence Janus. The two-faced Roman god come to life.
Alec Trevelyan: It wasn't God who gave me this face! It was you, setting the timers for three minutes instead of six.
James Bond: Am I supposed to feel sorry for you?
Alec Trevelyan: No. You were supposed to die for me.
>>71477845
Don't tread on me. Equilibrium is his best death scene
>>71477845
Got damn it. Why
>>71477995
K I N O
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>>71477995
GoldenEye's really fucking good.
>>71478091
>>71478152
I know, that scene and dialogue is some of the best Bond written stuff
>>71477995
But he never said that, he just ran away and brought his shotgun guys to kill me.
>>71478225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkwS0fJjaWA
>tfw only a few of the songs have uncompressed releases
>tfw this perfection
>>71477685
>>71477915
>>71477995
>half of everything is luck, james
>and the other half?
alarm goes off
>fate
>ywn know how it feels to be the one who's left behind
ive got a fairly speculative head canon that boris grishenko was possessed by/one in the same as baron samedi
i could green text for you mortal
>SLUGHEADS
>>71477995
BOYS WITH TOYS
Still my favorite bond movie
>>71477685
No, for these digits.
>>71478361
Only a few of them have uncompressed releases because the composer uploaded them to his website. Or at least the ones he wrote.
That soundtrack is pretty based.
>>71478764
will i finally find qt gf in the next couple of weeks?
>>71477995
GOAT
>>71477995
Goldeneye is so good.
>>71478764
Should I watch TDKR again?
![UK-615496[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dhweYTY.jpg "UK-615496[1].jpg")
>>71477886
>tfw you are the one laughing now
>Porno music intensifies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahi2gmwDhhw
Why is she so perfect bros?
>Wears practical cozy Russian clothing
>Only used as eye candy in the bikini scene, where she promptly criticises Bond for being a murderer
>Actually useful, out hacks Boris
>Shoots people with a magnum in the game
>Offers a welcome challenge by being shot fifty fucking times on Control
>>71479185
https://youtu.be/OeVaD580zT4
>That Eric Serra sound
Too good.
>>71478688
I want boris pieced together and unfrozen to become the big bad of a new Bond movie.
>>71479479
>Do you know what it does to you? Liquid nitrogen?
>>71479214
superior
>best legs in the franchise
>actually portrayed as a believable character unlike kung-fu fighting Agent XXX or super-haxor Natalya
>criticizes Bond for being a womanizer
>very useful, saves his life three times
>>71478503
Reminds of me playing coop with friends, id always be the sean bean of the team.
Hotheads get out REEEEEE
>>71479637
post a vid of her legs please
>>71477685
Am I the only one who sees Jeremy Renner when I see this thumbnail?
>>71480150
yea
>>71477739
>Winter is in season 5
>Oh wait now it's not
>Now it is again
>>71480089
>>71480418
>>71480418
Thank you. Such perfection!
>>71477995
Now I've gotta rewatch this, why were the other Brosnan Bond movies so bad when this one was so amazing?
>>71481285
Die Another Day wasn't such a bad movie. I love the first dramatic 30 minutes, the car chases were 10/10, the music was 10/10. Sure the invisible car and CGI were cheesy but all in all it is a pretty decent film.
>>71481285
half of the answer to that question is roger spottiswoode
>>71481285
The World is Not Enough is criminally underrated, actually one of the films in the franchise.
Tomorrow Never Dies and Die Another Day on the other hand are crap, but still watchable crap.
>>71477995
What is this "British betrayal" he mentions?
>>71482590
I like that scene, and when I saw it in theaters I remember people cheering when it shows Bond pulling it up just in time
>>71482575
>but still
*albeit
>>71482690
He's part of an ethnic group that defected to the west, but Great Britain sent them back to the Soviet Union where most were executed.
>>71482743
I'm too hungover to be eloquent
>>71482746
I feel like that history needs to repeat itself now.
>>71478764
My GF says I have a small dick, is she right?
>>71482853
Wonderful
>>71477995
James was a dick.
BOROMIR DID NOTHING WRONG
I wonder how Goldeneye would have been like with Dalton.
>>71477685
>>71477712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-PPWANmh2E
>>71483277
How so? He understandably thought Alec was dead after being shot in the head at close range and reset the timers before making his escape. What was he supposed to do? Take on an entire platoon to try and save him?
I also got the distinct impression that the whole thing was staged and that Ourumov and Trevelyan were already in cahoots at that point, so there's really no reason that Bond should feel sorry for him. Alec is a filthy traitor
>>71484058
>>71484199
>This campy shit was made in the same year as HEAT.
Wow.
>>71482690
He was a Liens Cossack
>>71484302
It was never made, what are you talking about.
>>71480562
Post plane scene from tha film please.
>>71477685
Can next flick have uk bond vs. eu bond?
>>71486025
this one?
I feel like Goldeneye is maybe overrated. It had an interesting plot and Alec was a great character, but you also had shit like Xenia and that scene where Bond drives a tank through the streets.
>>71486583
But Xenia and the tank scene are great
>>71486665
They're fun and sexy, but just so over the top that it takes away from it. Too much even for a Bond movie I guess.
>>71486741
Doesn't bother me at all, though I'm a fan of camp and silliness.Moonraker is my favorite Bond film
>>71484199
They already used that title in Octupussy's story/scene title, would have been stupid.
>>71486366
The one from beginning where chopper tow small plane.
>>71487630
I'll make one, give me a bit
>>71486583
Im glad they're in it only for the videogame. The Tank level is 10/10 and Xenia made me wet my pants as a 10 year old.
>>71477712
/thread
>>71477995
James Bond: You should get some sleep Alec, you look tired.BWREEEEE BWREEEEE
what are the best bond movies in your opinion? I've watched goldeneye, casino royale, and skyfall
>>71477915
Shut the door Alec, There's a draft!
>>71487956
Not including anything you mentioned, my favorites are:
Licence to Kill
From Russia with Love
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
>>71477995
One of mytop 5bond filmsTomorrow Never Dies is a close second. Elliot Carver was the most interesting villain.
>>71488483
Casino Royale is my 3rd favorite bod, behind Goldeneye and Goldfinger.
>>71484119
he didn't fly so good ;)
>>71479351
See, I know a lot of people gave the OST a bunch of crap but I actually love it.
>>71489764
I love it too, though having played the video game ad infinitum growing up makes me predisposed to it. Whenever I hear that Serra score I feel a wave of nostalgia.
It's a good thing the producers forced him to put in the Bond theme though, it was stupid of him not include it in his original version.
>>71489884
It had that 80s feel to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQbm_hCiG2I
>>71487630
Part 1
Rank me
>Best bonds
1.Connery
2.Dalton
3.Brosnan
4.Moore
5.Craig
6.Lazenby
>Best films
Thunderball
GoldenEye
The Living Daylights
OHMSS
Goldfinger
>Best themes
Nobody Does It Better
Live and Let die
Diamonds Are Forever
Thunderball
Tomorrow Never Dies
>>71490553
Part 1 (adjusted)
>>71490553
Part 2
>>71490683
Part 3
>>71480418
AH, it's that guy!
>>71490722
>>71490586
Need best villains and henchmen and bond girls
>>71490758
>>71480562
>>71490645
fucking editing software
>>71490586
Your Bond actor ranking is exactly what mine would be, but here's the rest:
>best films
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
OHMSS
Licence to Kill
GoldenEye
>best themes
Thunderball
You Only Live Twice
A View to A Kill
GoldenEye
Tomorrow Never Dies
>best girls
Tatiana Romanova
Teresa di Vicenzo
Pam Bouvier
Xenia Onatopp
Elektra King
>best villains
Auric Goldfinger
Ernst Stavro Blofeld (YOLT)
Hugo Drax
Franz Sanchez
Alec Trevelyan
>best henchmen
Red Grant
Dario
Necro
Xenia Onatopp
Jaws
>>71477685
Yes well done James, well done.
HOWEVER
>>71477685
when will the another 00# make an appearance in a Bond movie like 006? not even Bardem was given a codename in skyfall
>>71490553
CRASHING THIS PLANE
So what do you think? I'd make a great Bond, right? I can be manly. I have pictures of myself dating a woman. Recent pictures. Come on guys. Can I be Bond? Please?
>>71478764
Have we started a fire?
>>71482746
That group included pilots who flew in the Battle of Britain if I recall correctly.
>>71478764
Will I get hired after my job interview tomorrow?
>>71493516
Octopussy starts with 009 getting murdered.
>>71481506
Agreed. You can tell whether someone will like it or hate it considering it's pretty much a remake of Diamonds Are Forever.
I also think throwback movies like this and Spectre aren't such a bad thing since Bond has enough competition with all the other gritty action movies out there.
>>71482575
Tomorrow Never Dies is one of my top five in the franchise. TWINE was my least favorite of Brosnan's and the only part of it I loved was it containing my favorite one-liner.
"You wouldn't shoot me. You'd miss me.""I never miss."
C O L D
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D
>>71486924
As someone who loved Die Another Day and Spectre, that's too far.
>>71490586
Get OHMSS out of there and you have a very respectable list.
>>71495583Yeah sure, sure, just close the door behind you so Elba doesn't get it.
>>71498231
TND is enjoyable, it just feels like yet another subpar remake of You Only Live Twice. What I love about TWINE is how unique it, and the way it explores James Bond as a character. It's also Brosnan's best performance as 007 by far.
>TWINE was my least favorite of Brosnan's and the only part of it I loved was it containing my favorite one-liner.
It's a great line, but I also love the one he gives Renard as he's dying, after he already killed Elektra.She's waiting for you
Gives me chills
>>71478764
Should I get a job.
>>71482853
Dude nice
>>71478764
will my gastritis go? :(
>>71478764
you dick. will my gastritis go?
>>71478764
FUCK YOU. ANSWER. WILL MY GASTRITIS GO???
>>71482746
There's a lot of shameful shit with the west knowingly betraying people to the soviets knowing full well they'll be executed. But since it's commies doing the killing we don't remember, too busy exaggerating nazi death camps to talk about the soviet ones we knowingly shipped people to ourselves.
>>71499643
I've been reading about the forced repatriation of the Cossacks, shit is insane. I can't believe it isn't talked about more
Any other atrocities that aren't well-known?
>>71486741
...you clearly haven't really watched Bond films and you're a son of a bitch.
