What was Ramsay's problem? That pizza looks delicious.
Probably selling it at a retarded low price
Just like selling lobster below market price
If I got s pizza like that in finland, I would be so happy
>>71477151
looks like a fine 'a
link
PIZZA TIME!
ikr
>eating dairy
>>71477552
Did he order entrails as a topping?
that aint a traditional goza
>>71477151
i ordered a pepperoni pizza recently.
when i opened it, it looked like a cheese pizza. no, the pepperoni was underneath the cheese.
has anyone else had that?it was bad
>>71477552
Who disemboweled this poor stingray?
>>71477691
one time i bought bacon cheddar fries from carls jr drive thru, got home, opened the box, no bacon..just cheese fries
>>71477552
Bro pizza is supposed to be fuckin greasy. Half the flavor comes from that shit.
You put that pizza in front of me, I'm eating at least half.
>>71477790
as if thats supposed to mean anything, fatty
>>71477151
>big disgusting-ass Papa John's looking fuck shit chewy mess
>delicious
please kill yourself fagt
>>71477790
There shouldn't be so much grease that the pizza doesn't hold itself together.
Also, that much grease only comes from not pre-cooking meat toppings or using mostly cheddar for the cheese
>>71477790
>pizza is supposed to be fuckin greasy.
Its meant to have a little oil from the cheese or meat juice
It shouldn't be overly greasy though, all the pizza places near my are disgusting and no-one even makes a takeway pizza correctly anymore
Its all fried dough based and to much cheese to pick up
It needs to stop
I am not even being a pizza snob, I want normal takeway pizzas back
>>71478002
>Also, that much grease only comes from not pre-cooking meat toppings or using mostly cheddar for the cheese
lol kill yourself idiot
>>71478021
>i'm not even being a pizza snob
Any criticism about pizza makes you a pizza snob. Pizza is fucking pizza, regardless of quality it's fucking good. The only thing you can complain about is toppings like nasty ass olives or mushrooms. Any pizza to me is fucking excellent and I'm just happy to be eating pizza. Only a fucking normie cunt complains about pizza being "TO GREAASY" or "TOO DOUGHY". That vocabulary just doesn't exist for me, it's fucking pizza I see it I'm gonna eat it. I even like the school pizzas from way long ago, the square ones. Fucking superb with a bit of ranch.
>>71478118
>I even like the school pizzas from way long ago, the square ones.
10/10, this anon is GOAT and i would eat pizza with him
>tfw too scared to go out to eat after watching so many episodes of kitchen nightmares
T-thanks..
>>71478118
>>71478190
How's the diabetes going?
>>71478214
Just eat at a chain restaurant where you know standards are pretty much standardized and trustworthy, like Olive Garden.
>>71478030
You put uncooked fatty meats on a pizza, all the fat drains out and makes the pizza disgusting.
You always par-cook meats first so you can drain the fat off.
>>71478118
You have no taste. You can't know what's good unless you know what's bad. You've obviously never had British Pub pizza or you'd know what a bad pizza is.
>>71478021
suck my dick you fuckman
you shouldn't buy pizza if you're going to complain that the grease levels are not optimal or whatever. pizza is the capeshit of food, literally just turn off your brain and enjoy it
>>71478021
You sound like a legit faggot. You're probably not even American, which means you opinion on pizza is worth exactly nothing.
>b-b-b-b-but pizza is italian
And we improved it just like we do with everything else inferior countries give us to work with.
>>71478118
>bruh pizza is supposed to be gross and greasy bruh keep those mushrooms and olives away from me I want more cheese dude
Your existence infuriates me
>>71478244
No I have not had a british pub pizza. But as long as it's just pepperoni and cheese and no other dumb toppings, there's literally no way you could fuck that up.
I like this new meme
It's spicy
>>71477691
>pepperoni under the cheese
absolutely disgusting, the grease from the pepperoni goes into the crust instead of sitting on top where you can soak it up
>>71477151
It's poison.
From his enemies.
>>71478242
>pre-cooking meats before putting them on pizza
>cheddar cheese makes the pizza greasy
just kill yourself my man
I bet you sopp up the pizza with a napkin before you eat it, you bitch
>>71478298
You're like the one fucker who order olives on a pizza and ruins the entire fucking thing for anyone else at the gathering.
Just get pepperoni and fucking cheese and maybe sausage so everyone is fucking happy. Don't ruin the whole fucking thing for one selfish motherfucker because they like eating shit on their pizza.
And fuck mushrooms, shit's nasty they all taste the fucking same to me.
>>71477151
yuu dont understand english banter and mannerisms
he closed his eyes and sighed as part of a joke to the waiter, the girl waiting him was also laughing at each meal and by the time this pizza came he was laughing / closing his eyes at the size of it.
it was only when he cut it open and seen the sloppy mess of uncooked dough, raw cheese, pure oil and grease and too much sauce and shitty meatblal
>>71478329
>motherfuckers who dab their pizzas with napkins
I'M CONSCIOUS ABOUT WHAT I EAT GUYS
LOOK HOW FAT YOU ARE
LOOK AT HOW SKINNY I AM LOOK HOW HEALTHY I AM
IM DABBING A PIZZA GUYS YOU SEE YOU SEE YOU SEE HOW MOUCH MORE CONSCIOUS I AM OF WHAT I EAT
Go fuck yourself. You basically identify yourself as a massive fucking douche who sucks his own dick so much he just has to show off to EVERYONE how healthy he is. You're removing juicyness from the pizza and guess what you dumb fucker, PIZZAS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE JUICY AND DELICIOUS, NOT FUCKING DRY. Don't. Remove. The grease.
>>71478279
I have been to america
you eat like ducks, It might explain all the fucking grease allowing you to easily bypass the teeth
the only time Americans us their teeth is to exercise portion control
>>71478340
Cheddar is a fucking terrible cheese for a pizza for a long list of reasons.
>>71478416
calm down, go pour melted butter on your pizza
>>71478447
By admitting to being a subhuman non-American, you've invalidated anything you had to say. Congrats. :D
Pizza is good unless the dough has that weird as fuck aftertaste cant describe it just tastes like ass
Foodies need to be mass murdered.
>>71477552
You don't want to eat a snack like that
>>71478302
You have no clue my man. Like I said, you are tasteless. Do you have nasal problems? Typically bad noses lead to bad taste. You mention you can't taste mushrooms either, that probably means your nose is fucked up, and ergo, your tastebuds. I feel bad for you. You can't taste well and so your palette is so limited. You're like a color-blind man who doesn't understand why art exists.
>>71478482
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>71478471
I fucking love using the garlic butter sauce from papa johns.
Fucking GOAT tier shit on a pizza. Delicious. Makes the crust even more exciting.
>>71478482
pressing your tongue into food to separate it isn't chewing
Who /goza/ here?
>>71478555
>spinach alfredo
My nigga
>>71478544
By exposing your posts as irrelevant and informing you the you are an "other" and don't belong, I'm not only contributing to the thread but the site as a whole.
>>71478621
Spinach combos pretty well with a lot of creamy, rich, salty stuff like alfredo.
>>71478555
>dipping pizza in garlic butter
>not filling a cup full of the stuff and drinking it with your pizza
>>71478611
>tfw 'go 'za posting is dead on /ck/ because the jannies delete it immidiately
>>71478555
>>71478934
i tried it and it was so bland what flavor does it even add? it seems like just extra calories
>>71478346
>>71478416
>>71478118
What the fuck is going on here, fat acceptance week?
I know it's mostly show and parody, but what do ameriburgers have against thin crust pizzas? a pizza where there is more dough than anything else is an abomination to real pizza connoisseurs
>>71478118
You have objectively shit taste in pizza you fat cunt
>>71479022
its supposed to give you just enough of the garlic flavor that you think the next bite will be even better
then when it isn't you just keep dunking and wanting more
about the only thing papa johns is known for
>>71479297
It's funny how boring and dry their breadsticks are, you pretty much need the sauce. At an extra charge of course :^)
I'm allergic to wheat so I can't eat pizza.
This thread is making me sad
>>71477151
HI PLEBBIT!
>>71478118
>I see it I'm gonna eat it
>>71479406
Good lord it must suck to be you
>>71479406
got the full vaccine schedule didn't you?
>>71478555
>wanna make pizza
>but wanna make it "fancy"
>pick up some pre-made crust(because I can't bake for shit)
>shred up some italian 4-cheese blend to throw on
>get some red wine/black pepper salami my local store sells
>shred up some imported italian prosciutto
>let that shit sit in the oven until the cheese just finish melting, and the prosciutto has the slightest bit of crunch to it
That shit was tasty. Expensive, but tasty.
>>71479406
what kind of shitty pizza place doesn't offer gluten free alternatives???
>>71478118
I'm saving this to post in every Ramsay pizza thread. This is the stance a normal non-pretentious non-faggot person has. Stop being such annoying faggots about god damn pizza. You're on fucking /tv/ in your free time, stop pretending you're a motherfucker with great taste that won't stoop so low to eat certain pizzas.
>>71479406
I feel sorry for you, but maybe you will live longer because of it.
>>71479588
Gluten-free is a meme for anyone who doesn't have Crohn's, which is almost everyone
>>71479588
Apparently all the pizza places that aren't super expensive custom gluten pizza shops. It's never just an option; it's either an expensive gluten-free bakery that exclusively sells gluten-free shit at a high price, or its a normal pizza joint with wheat pizza.
I've just decided to not bother
>>71479625
having low standards doesn't mean you can't have critical thinking, jesus christ. yeah i'll eat cold cheap pizza if i'm hungover, and it's going to taste great, but I also realize there are better things out there if for some reason I don't have to lower my expectations to the bottom.
what are some good episodes of the UK kitchen nightmare?
>>71479697
It's not about having low standards you mongoloid, learn to read a basic sentence. It's about not being a fucking pretentious pizza snob. A pizza isn't inherently bad just because it's cheap or comes from a chain or doesn't look like what you think a pizza should look like. Get over yourself.
>>71479723
The one where the owner turned into a prostitute after Ramsay left.
>>71479406
>>71479664
My girlfriend's mom can't eat gluten (or lactose, or tap water. Really shitty digestion on her.) and she found some pizza place she can eat tolerably. You just have to look
>>71478118
Literal babymouthed faggot. If you do not enjoy olives and mushrooms you are a child plain and simple.
>>71479875
The point is that those gluten and allergy friendly pizzas usually suck major ass in comparison to real pizza. I'm sure its nice to have a substitute, but the bread part alone is usually an abomination.
>>71479875
That's what mean though, it's always some custom joint that specifically sells gluten-free shit, it's not like I can just go to any pizza joint and ask for their "gluten-free option." If I have to drive across town and spend twice as much money on a rice pizza, might as well not eat pizza
>>71478118
>nasty ass olives or mushrooms
>>71480103
>>71479976
>everyone should have the same taste buds and same tastes in food
You're the worst type of faggots
As an italian i open everyone of this threads and every time im so fucking triggered
>>71480158
Adults should have a refined palette and not eat shit from the kids menu. Take your tendies and french fries back to /r9k/
>>71480158
Truth is that it's just kids and manchildren who want nothing but cheese and pepperoni on their pizza.
>>71477151
That's some good looking 'za. It ain't no 'go 'za though.
>>71478118
Fuck off you tasteless fat mong.
>>71480212
The funny thing is authentic Italian pizza (in Italy) is completely mediocre like half of the time.
>>71480288
>>71480226
>muh grown-up sophisticated adult pizza
I'm literally laughing in real life at how gay you two are
>>71479406
Don't be sad man, pizza is overrated anyway
What are /tv/'s opinion on oysters? I think they're fucking delish but my friends think I'm weird for liking them.
>>71478329
uli pls
>>71480393
If you consider Italy alone then yes, most pizzas are mediocre, if you compare them to other conutries' one then it's fucking god food
>>71480443
And everybody's laughing at how much of a child you are
what's the best / less fake episode of kitchen's nightmare?
>>71478118
>being this much of an amerifat pleb
Consider suicide
>>71478555
>that pizza
Fucking disgusting
>>71477151
There wasn't any 'chup on that pizza, of course Ramsay was angry
>>71478118
>Only a fucking normie cunt complains about pizza being "TO GREAASY" or "TOO DOUGHY".
Says the guy who can't eat olives or mushrooms and literally has the tastebuds of a 5 year old kid.
>>71477151
If you saw the episode, you would know that it definitely is not delicious. uncooked dough, sliming with grease, and see that crust? That's their thin crust.
>>71480490
Only plebs and kids don't enjoy seafood
>>71480490
Tastes like seawater, like just about everything from the ocean.
>>71480687
Kill yourself
>>71477151
its a sad day when little ceasers is better quality than hand made pizzaera
>>71478118
T. Fat bastard
The T stands for tasteless
>>71478555
>I told him to butter his pizza and he actually did it
>the absolute madman
>>71478118
You disgust me, you obese faggot. PLEASE kill yourself.
>>71480771
Little Caesars stuffed crust deep dish with Chipotle dip is GOAT. Just don't get one that's sat in the hot 'n' ready for hours
>>71478555
>eating butter
>>71481006
>I'm too good for butter
You faggots are seriously reaching now
>>71478118
>nasty ass olives or mushrooms
MY
MOTHER
FUCKING
NIGGA
>>71481006
It's not just butter. It's a buttery, savory, garlic sauce and it's fucking excellent.
>that feeling when you pull this baby out and it's slightly warm from sitting next to the pizza, and you start shaking it up
My tastebuds start getting excited, not gonna lie.
He was mad because CHAD was about to eat his PIZZA while HE slaves away in the KITCHEN
>>71481092
Absolutely 100% delicious. I pity the faggots in here that are appalled at the thought of dipping sauces. Pretentious dweebs.
>tfw you can get 2 of these from the local pie shop for 10 bucks
hnng
>>71481092
>>71481180
Quit samefagging amerilard.
>>71478532
Will it make my gums all grey?
Gonna be a good day bros
>>71478758
It truly is the patrician pizza choice
>all the old italian run pizza places near me are getting old and dying and are getting replaced by Turks
>the pizza quality is now dropping
I miss the Italians
>he fell for the memeroni
Step up
>>71478118
Just came here to laugh at this fat fuck.
>>71477151
Best part of the episode was meeting qt waitress Celestina
>>71481259
Well everyone has their teeth go grey. Just eat yeast and it'll go away!
>>71481508
hnng
>>71478416
t. Motorized scooter patron
What are the essential kitchen nightmares episodes I should watch?
Already watched Amy's nuthouse, pantaleones, La Galeria 33 and Piccolo Teatro.
>>71480490
They're alright, but not something I'll just go out and get.
I love other seafood though. Except shrimp. I can never get myself to like shrimp. I'll eat it, and think it tastes alright, but I just keep getting that feeling in the back of my head that "ugh, I really don't like this."
>>71477790
>he doesn't degrease his pizza
Uli frowns on your foolishness.
>>71477151
>That pizza looks delicious
You can stop pretending that greasy doughy mess looks delicious just to bait people for replies OP.
>>71482117
I think it looks good too. Not everyone has the same tastes you imbecile.
>>71482179
If you watch the episode they open the crust and its raw uncooked dough, how the fuck could you eat that and pretend its good? You disgust me.
i can't believe a pizza argument thread has gone for this long without a total shitstorm about whether pineapple is good or notpineapple is god tier, pepperoni can fuck off, chicken, peppers and jalapenos is the best topping possible
>>71482276
>slightly undercooked pizza dough in th3e thickest crust
You're right, how horrifically terrible. Undercooked pizza dough tastes like literal dogshit! What is wrong with me?
It would have heated up to normal doneness within a minute. The rest of the dough was perfectly browned. Calm down ffs.
>>71482369
>slightly undercooked
You mean raw dough, yes raw dough does taste like dogshit.
>It would have heated up to normal doneness within a minute. The rest of the dough was perfectly browned.
The outside was brown and the middle was raw because the oven was too hot, that's why it looks brown on the outside retard. it's not cooked all the way through. Warm raw dough doesn't equal cooked dough.
I realize you're only pretending to be retarded, but it's almost as if you're starting to believe your own delusions.
>>71478118
you have shit taste, you fat fuck
>>71482675
You have no idea what you're talking about and have clearly never worked in a pizza kitchen
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KILL YOURSELVES MODERATION
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>>71482736
Ive worked the pizza oven in 3 resteraunts actually, which is why I can tell that you're talking out of your ass. Would you eat chicken if you bit into it and was raw and pink? Lemme guess "slightly undercooked, still looks great to me, yum" you fucking retard.
>>71482885
>comparing pizza dough to chicken
Good lord please tell me the hovels you cooked in so I can avoid them for the rest of my life.
>>71482736
If you worked in a pizza kitchen then you would know that if a person is paying good money for a pizza and they bite into raw dough in the middle that they are going to send it back, they aren't going to shrug and say "meh slightly undercooked". You fucked up anon.
>>71482366
Fk off back to 9gag
>>71482968
Says the guy who would serve people pizza with crust as thick as a baby's leg that's clearly raw in the middle.
>>71483158
*thin* crust as thick as a baby's leg
>>71483239
*thin* leg thick as a baby's crust.
>>71483464
Anybody that would cook OPs pizza and serve it to paying customers as a thin crust pizza is a complete retard.
