BAYWATCH THREAD
>expectations
>hopes
May19/17
>>71473612
mamario got fucked by half of the cast or at least that zefron guy :(
>>71473612
>hopes
A nipslip by Mammario.
>expectations
A shit movie.
>>71473703
you realise she has done full nude right?
>>71473612
Rock punches a sharkthen befriends it and later rides it to save Daddario from Somalian pirates
>>71473681
No way Rock isnt fucking her daily.
I don't care for the tan.
>>71473728
yeah, bur what else do you really want to see in this movie?
>>71473790
a good action movie with sexuality and fun
>>71473753
>Implying Rocks not fucking Zac Effron daily
>>71473612
How fucking short is the Rock seriously
ROCKED
>>71473753
The rock is gay m8
>>71474000
Rock is like 6'5.
What did she mean by this?
>>71474069
What and Mammario is 6'? Bullshit
>>71474118
no rock is 6"3 (191)
>>71474143
What, 191? That's less than I thought, are all other actors midgets?
>>71474161
youtube says 195cm though im not sure
of course they are midgets
>>71474110
That she's sweaty and wants me to come steal her bedsheets
>>71474118
>What and Mammario is 6'?
maybe it's her shoes, maybe she's on tiptoes, maybe you shouldn't be so fucking obsessed over height.
>>71473612
why does this do it for me so bad?
>>71475365
cause it shows she had to shave her sexy pusy lips and if she had not then you would be looking at some sexy pusy lip hair
>>71473612
BOULDERED
>>71474143
>hulk hogan is 6 ft 8 in (2.03 m)
is this shit legit
>>71473612
Baywatch wardrobe ppl are some crosseyed motherfuckers, any reason we're not seeing the original bathing suit but these thick zipper abominations instead, wtf, i hope it bombs
Man the Rock is such a cool dude
Daddario filmed after her audition with the Rock
>>71475680
delete this
>>71475680
500 days of big mac
>>71475680
In love
>>71474110
actionposting better than most australian on /brit/
amazing
>>71474110
I thought this was a simpsons quote.
>>71473753
The Rock had pictures of Efron taped to the inside of his sunglasses 24/7.
>>71475680
Except the rock is a fag and a fairy if I ever saw one.
>>71475680
was it autism?
>>71473612
Is this BLACKED?
the rock slapped my boy ass on the ballers set
>>71474069
LOL
he's maybe six feet tall.
>>71475980
Yeah, this.
Nothing against the guy, he obviously cannot come out, but he's super gay.
>>71473897
then prepare to be disappointed
>>71473612
>ctrl+f
>no 'Vin Diesel and Rock.webm'
/tv/ sure is slow today
>>71475455
lol no. he's about the same size as Rock, which is 6'3
>>71474110
she means she's extremely sweety.
>tfw new babe watch
>>71475680
The bodyguard really wants to join in on the fun.
>>71474118
She's 5'8.
>>71475397
it won't be any funnier the 500th time you post it
>>71474110
She sounds like a 4chan poster
>>71476879
she is autistic to some degree
>>71473681
>he hasn't seen her daddarios
>>71476953
theres only one thing of mine i want to see on her face
>>71473612
What the hell is this??? Why is there a bump there??
>>71473770
>Being gay
>>71473753
The Rock is too pure for that
>>71477604
What's that anon
>>71477642
pubus mound
>>71477642
we found the virgin
>>71477642
>Why is there a bump there??
found the fa/tv/irgin
>>71477642
its her cute feminine penis
>>71475680
i do this when my balls stick to my leg
>>71475680
>when your roasties are flared up
>>71475680
>rock banged her puss
can anyone confirm??
>>71477642
that's what a clit looks like, anon
>>71476953
....does that company, the whole thing, want to fuck her? Theyre thirsty afrn
>>71478341
Man she must have one massive gaping hole when her clit is almost at her bellybutton
>Ray's Outdoors in the middle of California
What did they mean by this?
>>71477642
Puffy vulva.
>>71473770
I don't like darkies either
>>71474110
She's becoming more and more redpilled
This movie could be good
>>71475680
>>71479614
>>71480365
I love her too much
>>71476953
>tfw will never be a shitposting celebrity that can get anything at my heart's desire just from posting on twitter
>>71473753
Only if by fucking you mean getting pegged
>>71480365
Wait, this a movie? I've been thinking all this time that they were making a new series.
>she will never star as Bêlit the Queen of the Black Coast in a new Conan movie
w-who would you cast as her Conan?
>>71473612
>expect tit fom thumb. gets elbow
>>71480567
It's a feature film set to be released next may.
She's going to be on the BIG SCREEN
>>71481457
So aren't you guys mad for once about them changing Mitch's race?
Also, why is CJ played by a girl with smaller tits than Daddario?
Showed her tits too soon ;(
Too soon! Shes lucky to be alive
>>71481637
Dwayne is a cool guy. I don't mind.
>>71481738
Maybe for her career, but she just made me even more envious of whomever locks her down.
>>71481778
Oh Zac. You caramel colored roider.
>>71473612
>The Rock
>Baywatch
GET HYPED
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Add_M-eau8U
>>71473753
He's her dad, wtf is wrong with you?
>>71473938
>>71474053
>>71475975
>>71475980
>>71476093
But he's been married twice and has 2 kids?
>>71474110
She's definitely a Marxist to some degree
>>71482292
Perfect
>>71473753
the rock actually seems like a good and decent family guy and human being. doubt hes like arnie.
>>71482393
>i know this because
>>71482204
so was Oscar Wilde
>>71482429
>seems
its like your illiterate
>>71481778
zac trying to hide his manletness by crounching
>>71482393
>doubt hes like arnie.
The fuck is your problem with Arnie?
Also, in what way would fucking Daddario making him a bad human being? Are you from opposite world?
>>71481637
>Also, why is CJ played by a girl with smaller tits than Daddario?
Because the Mammarios are the real stars of this movie.
>>71481738
She's been working steadily since then and in higher profile projects than she was prior to getting them out. She should do it again.
>>71481778
Who's the retard on the left?
>>71484694
Arnie had a bastard son with his ugly maid.
>>71474110
>YWN take advantage of Alexandra Daddario giving her free room and board in exchange for sex.
>>71484694
arnie is a serial groper and womanizer. i dont have a problem with it but i was saying the rock doesnt seem to be like him. its like youve been on 4chan too long.
>>71485212
>free
>she has to give you something for it
>>71485298
>its like youve been on 4chan too long.
That came out of nowhere.
>>71485212
>extorting her
Doing it wrong, pham.
>ywn make Alexandra Daddario fall in love with you and want to sprinkle a full life full of devoted love towards one another with the most passionate, pleasurable love making ever experienced by two people
It fucking hurts, anons.
>>71485113
me
>>71474110
>landlord won't fix AC the day it breaks
>time to lawyer up
>>71485407
>YWN pay $200 to have sex with 17 year old Alexandra Daddario.
>>71473728
no, I don't suppose you have a webm of this?
Get some taste, hag lovers...
>>71484694
t. Arnie
>>71485604
I don't save outies
>>71485610
DELETE THIS
>>71485610
i find this version of her more attractive
>>71480365
>>71485423
Her eyes are terrifying and beautiful at the same time
>>71485809
They're exhilarating.
>>71481778
me on the left
>>71482204
Pasty neets on 4chan are threatened by charismatic strong men so they have to attack their masculinity, just like women do.
>>71485407
That's the sweetest thing I've seen posted in a long time :3
>>71481778
This looksfun
>>71485510
This movie any good?
>>71482393
Arnie is a decent guy, it's just that tren turns you into a horny fuck monster.
I don't know the Rock's actual cycle, but it doesn't look like he fucks with tren, probably just deca, gh, slin and maybe TRT since he's getting up in age.
>>71486214
Yes I really liked it. Alexandra only has a very small role though. I think you only see her twice and she speaks maybe once.
>this thread....
>>71473753
>>71475365
>>71485407
I think I need a moment to just reminisce on this board.
Do you ever wonder if the actual celebrities come here? Are they entertained my these discussions.
Maybe I need to get out of here. Maybe I'm too old. I'll miss you guise but fuck me haha these discussions.
>>71486629
If I was a celebrity I'd come here just to see the stupid shit people post about me, not that I'd ever admit I went on here
>>71486696
Hi Mammario
>>71486629
>Do you ever wonder if the actual celebrities come here?
Depends? DO you consider Paul Dano a celebrity?
>>71473743
Rock and Shark Miami vice team up WHEN?
post Cavewoman Alex
>>71479614
>quoting Bowfinger
I don't know who this chick is, but she's now on my radar.
>>71474110
YOU''LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN AIR CONDITIONING
>>71479614
>full redpilled DDarrio
That would objectively be the perfect woman, nothing can ever come close in the history of the universe.
>>71488367
It's the only way she could be more lovely.
Stop posting guys, she's in this thread reading right now
>>71489100
Hi Alex.
I hope you get your a/c fixed soon :)
>>71489158
this is dogs
>swn eat your soul
;_;
>>71485610
>>71473612
wait she is in that movie? what is this san andreas 2?
>>71489405It really is as fun to do IRL as it looks.
>>71489405
o man shes so wet in this
>>71489465
>>71489366
Hot chicks get away with literally everything, add some fame and it becomes ridiculous. I've seen models smoking in clubs, rules don't apply to them.
If you lighted up a cigarette inside a bouncer would lift you up by the head and carry you out right away.
>You will never see Daddario and Elle Fanning having hot steamy lesbian sex on an imax screen
>>71489540
H2O, you are my greatest ally.
>>71489588
>>71489606
>>71489588
>Elle Fanning
>not MEW
get some taste, faggot.
Just.. one tug...
>>71489705
one tug is all it takes 2 lose ur soul
THE
MORE
YOU
KNOWWWWWW
>>71489705
just one tug and i'll squirt all over her sexy big fat boobies mmmmm shes so sexy it makes me crazy
>>71489705
Speculating the surface area, as well as how the moistness might increase the friction on that surface area as far as the corner folded in that is being held in place by more friction, I believe it'd take more than one tug.
>>71489588
2lewd4me
good jeans
I wonder how she deals with the fact that every straight male she meets falls in love with her
Sorry dudes, we're having a baby
>My most anticipated comedy "The Layover" with Daddario, Upton and William H Macy is in development hell
Fuck everything!
>>71489804
>>71489914
Nice Lake Bell shoop.
>>71489914
>>71489302
kek
>>71489965
:3
>>71481778
Who's the nigress?
>>71486369
What the fuck does any of those terms mean?
>>71489540
How do they film scenes like this? Are they actually swimming or is it simple effects like the opening of Titanic?
Daddario is a wonder
>>71490436
lmao
>>71490355
She was tweeting about being in the water tank a lot. I would imagine most of those scenes were filmed underwater.
>>71490366
She truly is.
>>71490436
fuck off
>>71490436
>ywn marry her
hold me
>>71490366
>posting the fake
>>71490595
>>71489886
I imagine it would feel shitty to break so many hearts. That's probably why she doesn't go outside much.
>>71490436
delet
culdn't they find any actresss with more of a figure?
They already have enough star power with teh rock.
they just need sex appeal more than female star power
>>71489961
>no big tit duo
god has forsaken us
>>71491395Is that Daddario's face shooped on Upton's body?
>>71473728
Sometimes nipslips are hotter than full blown nudity.
genuine question
wouldn't the rocks sheer mass make him a pretty poor swimmer?
>>71481457
imagine
>>71491449
yes now if only they would have a kid together surely their boob genes would create the ultimate titcow
>>71491597
I think it would, slightly.
Olympic swimmers are usually much thinner
>>71492099
although conversely It could make him more floaty
but muscles are quite dense so idk
call a scientist
>>71482292
Nice!
Reminder
>>71478159
I confirm it
>>71473770
Dude you fuckin suck
