Just watched the first episode
What the fuck is this shit
>that garbage english
>that "acting"
>cringe, cringe everywhere
>guy gets executed (protip: they didnt do that back then)
>people are talking american english
Why does this show get so much praise? And the episode was also boring as fuck
>>71470704
>Why does this show get so much praise?
Sex, violence and ebin mythology.
Vikings is better
>>71470755
>Sex
wot? where?
>>71470704
S1 is actually good
>american english
more like retard english
>>71470704
I wouldnt say its perfect but it gives you LE EPIC FEELS and stuff so I can forgive it much. Still many levels above a guilty pleasure.
>>71470787
>>Sex
>wot? where?
There are two versions: one with tiddies and one for History Channel Murica.
>>71470939
There are still no titties. Just some semi (but still very soft) lewd scenes, like Lagertha, Ragnar and Auslag in one bed. Still not tits doe.
If you get triggered by this, wait until a Christian bishop executes someone by dressing him up like Jesus and crucifying him, or the Vikings defeat fat old pervert Odo and sack Paris.
>>71470939
There are no tits. This show isn't even worth shit as porn.
>>71470704
>they didn't do it back then
Wow, tell me what it's like being a thousand years old, reddit.
>>71471034
>>71470976
Floki's girlfriend and Aslaug both do full frontal nude scenes in the unedited versions
>>71471046
Are you implying you need to be 1000 years old to google historical information?
>>71471034
>it's a Lothar bullies Khadgar episode
>>71471068
>historical information
Wee lad could you bait any harder
>>71471101
Of all tits you post worst girl
>>71471158
not that there was much
and she actually has a pretty nice body
>>71470782
>filthy frank
fuck off to reddit
>>71471059
Both look like ayy lmaos, so who cares? Call me when Lagertha shows those puppies.
this shit is as gay as game of thrones but it has less hot people so who cares
>>71471299
>less hot people
u wot m8
>>71471319
uglier people
forgive me, i'm on the bog and my head is killing me
>>71471343
Well I got your meaning, but Lagertha > whole got cast combined
And the only really handsome guy in got is NCW
>>71471059
asslogs doesn't do full frontal she never shows her sexy pusy or pusy hair she only shows her nice boobies and butt really her first scene is her butt and boobies its great
>>71470704
+1
and the fight was cringe too.
is this really made by the History channel? Let me laugh even more
>>71471372
>Lagertha > whole got cast combined
Yeah, but Smurkfu, young Salsa, Dany, Ros, Talisa and Meli are all > the rest of Vikings' cast.
>>71470704
It's fucking terrible and mindboggling it hasn't been cancelled yet
people didnt get executed back then? explain ?
meh S1 and S2 are not bad. It gets repeating after that.
>>71471530
>Smurkfu
she has a terrible body
>young Salsa
no
>Dany
not in a million years
>Ros
ok, but dead so long I forgot about her
>Talisa
same
>Meli
yes, the only really hot one in the show
>>71470704
SOCIAL
JUSTICE
"""VIKINGS"""
>>71471736
>young Salsa
>no
are you a faggot or something?
>>71472099
SWEDEN YES: ORIGINS
Second half of 4th season when?
>>71471736
>she has a terrible body
tits maybe. the rest of her body is fantastic.
Such a patrician show, truly is. Not surprised at all the plebs in this thread. Wouldnt be a patrician show without them.
Its like the opposite of The Walking Dead in that you never want to look away or skip ahead because each scene is so beautifully shot and well acted.
>>71471220
T H I C C
I want this.
>cringe, cringe everywhere
what in the fuck does this even mean
>>71471046
He's actually right.
The standard punishments were outlawing and fines. I'm sure executions have happened, but they were extremely rare.
>cringe, cringe everywhere
>>71475237
>pancake ass
>no waist
>no hips
the only good thing about her body is that she isn't fat
>>71471220
You know what the best thing about those images are? It's from a upcoming short film where she plays a stripper.
Should be out in a few months.
>>71477503
will there be tits?
>>71477694
Would be kinda odd to have her play a stripper if she wasn't going to strip in the movie.
>>71477849
it can be played out in a way that doesn't show her tits, you know
>>71477871
Of course, but why is my point.
I mean, it's one of those artful socially aware bullshit project that is really just a neat way to get good looking women to do nude scenes. Like here is the literal summary
>In 1981, after having her British children abducted by the Australian government and placed in work camps as part of a "Keep Australia White" scheme, a determined mother becomes a stripper to survive, kidnaps her children back and sets up home in a tent.
To me that just screams "I've written this entire thing just to get a hot lady to do a nude scene without feeling guilty about it because it makes sense in the context of the film"
>>71478121
I'm pretty sure her daughter is directing it
>>71478213
No.
>Director: India Dupré
>India was born in Leigh-on-Sea England, about an hour out of London and there lived with her mother, singer BB Dupre and rock and roll pianist father John Denton.
Vikings were pretty much just the trailer trash of medieval times or whatever. Just look at them.
i didnt last 10 minutes when i tuned into a season 1 episode.
>>71478358
Nah man, the mongol's were trailer trash. Literally lived in mobile homes.
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