>60 years old
How does he do it? He does look his age with the grey hair and wrinkles, but he looks so goddamn healthy. He doesn't strike me as a senior citizen at all.
>>71469282
Daily facials from his Jewish overlords of course.
>>71469282
> Trt
> exercise
> healthy life with minimum manual labor
> enough sleep
idk man, probably drinks rabbis blood or something
>tfw i'll probably look like that in my mid 30's
>>71469326
Dude is a massive drunk I doubt his sleep quality is protecting his looks
Guy is just genetically gifted
>>71469282
look at the unfocused eyes and forced smile
that's a JUST
>>71469357
Yeah, but he's at the Fury Road premiere. I'd be pretty depressed too if I were him.
>>71469282
>>71469393
mate I guarantee if someone took a random picture of you or me shirtless, we would look 10 times worse
>“HE HURLS HIS CELLPHONE against the stone wall and screams, ‘I look so fucking old! I look horrible! That fucking whore (Oksana) is destroying me! She’s taking my looks! I hate her! She’s destroying my life!’
>He is screaming full-throated: ‘Look at me!! Fucking look at me! Look how terrible I look! Answer me, God! Why did you turn your back on me! Fuck you! Fuck you!’
>He steps a few feet away and screams into the sky, ‘I’m not gonna take it up the ass anymore and say, Thank you, your Honor!’”
he has god's grace
>>71469635
>He steps a few feet away and screams into the sky, ‘I’m not gonna take it up the ass anymore and say "Thank you, your Honor!"'
This reads like a line from Bruce Almighty.
>>71469634
speak for yourself lardwhale
>>71469931
I'm not even overweight. It's funny as fuck how you /fit/fags think you can still look good living a life of Mountain Dew, video games and shitty decisions as long as you lift a few metal bars every now and then.
>>71470045
>im not even overweight
he's a millionaire celebrity who hasnt worked a day in his life
imagine never having to life a finger to do anything and being pampered since you were like 17 years old, and everything being given to you on a silver platter. you'd look like you were immortal too, if that were the case
the guy basically lives like a god on mount olympus with the rest of the celebrities
>>71469282
Men age better than Womyn.
This is a biological fact.
>>71469343
This will be me but I will be half bald probably
;_;
>>71469393
That's hot
>>71470104
true
>>71470098
>who hasnt worked a day in his life
I'd love to see you clown directing a film
>>71470098
Then what's the whole deal with Lindsay Lohan and all that?
>>71470162
>metallica
she is now my waifu, i dont even care what you say guys...
>>71470179
that's like trying to claim someone doing hard labor jobs is the same as painting a canvas
the shit probably gets driven in a limo to and from anywhere he goes and has a bodyguard and eats caviar out of the ass of hookers while snorting cocaine
he's not worked a hard day in his life, hence why he still looks as good as he does, and why the general population ages like shit
>>71470219
Forgot my image.
>>71470045
>while you wasted hours in the gym, i studied the blade
WEW lad
>>71470243
You dummy, every girl "likes" Metallica. If it was a Slayer t shirt, it would be a different story.
>>71470312
I paid attention at school, studied hard at trade school and apprenticed for an electrician. I spent my time studying shit that actually fucking matters in the modern day and age, not flexing in front of the mirror while fantasizing about being an alpha Viking and reading cringy macho self-help. You're a narcissistic wanker.
>>71470243
>>71470355
metallica is the biggest meme-band out there
my mum once bought me a metallica shirt for christmas even though l never once said that l liked them
>>71470453
tell us more of your life story you dumb fucking newfag
>>71470453
you're dead kiddo.
>>71469282
>what is HGH and TRT
>>71469282
Us Aussies don't age as quickly as you Amerifats.
Must be something to do with not letting black men fuck our wives or something.
>>71470162
She should be the new action star in movies. He looks manlier than stallone. Bet he could wrestle a mean dick.
>>71470162
oh i bet she would happily guzzle my cum down by the mouthful
>>71469282
But anon, he DOES look old. It's just that it all the cracks and shit don't really matter on a man as opposed to women who lose their shit the moment greys or wrinkles show up.
>>71470045
>Go to the gym 3 hours a day, 6 days a week
>Can curl the average body weight of an Asian
>Eat nothing but skinless chicken breast and low carb vegetables
>"Lift a few metal bars every now and then :)"
Go fuck yourself Carl, you little twig armed cuckold. If you saw me on the street you'd run the other way while your girlfriend begged for my dick.
>>71470453
I went to university and studied finance & mechanical engineering simultaneously, and still had time to go to the gym 12 hours a week while working 2 jobs to get myself through uni.
You're just a weak piece of shit who uses excuses for being a fat fuck.
>>71470243
Dude rock on bro xD
>*epic guitar riff*
>>71470627
inb4 US born
>>71470675
My girlfriend wouldnt look twice at you. Theres no diet for your face, bitch.
>>71470599
Oh yeah? And who here has got the fucking strength to me out?? You're implying that I'm a little weakling. Well think again, faggot..
>>71470675
U better be on creatine with that many hours
>53
How does he do it?
>>71470841
what the fuck
>>71470887
ageing level: asian
>>71469282
SHITTING on jews.
>>71469351
why are you sucking his dick so much ?
my dad is around that age and doesn't look as old
He's not a special snowflakes, he looks like any anon overweight 60
>>71469316
>Jewish overlords
nice try, based mel is redpilled
Why do the jews hate him so much?
>>71471122
normalfaggot level: r/memes
>>71470675
>If you saw me on the street you'd run the other way while your girlfriend begged for my dick.
Post body
>>71469282
because he's a fucking legend!
>>71469282
He doesn't eat kosher ZOG poison-tainted foods, only healthy 100% Aryan products, and he works out to reduce the effects of estrogen the filthy kikes put in the water supply.
>>71469282
pure kino
https://youtu.be/iAZ9I98JMpI
>>71470841
gyno/10
