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Is Roseanne to Louis CK the new Hanniball to Crosby?
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>“I’ve been speaking up,” she said, pausing briefly before naming names. “It’s Louis C.K., locking the door and masturbating in front of women comics and writers. I can’t tell you—I’ve heard so many stories. Not just him, but a lot of them. And it’s just par for the course. It’s just shit women have to put up with.” (Louis C.K.’s rep did not respond to a request for comment.)
In a follow-up email to The Daily Beast, Barr added, “These allegations [against Louis C.K.] have been leveled and talked about for years. I do not have first hand knowledge, though have heard women make these allegations.”
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She's still alive?
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>>71466234

Well she has a point; I've heard it too.

I've heard a moment or two on podcasts where comedians have awkwardly talked around it without ever naming the actual comic.
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Louis CucK absolutely BTFO
He may never recover
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>I want to be relevant again
I'm going with Tom Arnold on this one
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Louis probably did that shit but I really hate roseanne "my entire family raped and abused me for years whoops just kidding I imagined it all" barr and think she should be publicly shamed at every opportunity
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>>71466234

I'm not a fan of CK, in fact, I kinda hate him, but Roseanne is legitimately mentally ill. This definitely seems like some shit she's making up for attention.
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wew
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>>71466234

The Jew strikes again
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louie, nice. using that dick.
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Roseanne is based as fuck.
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>>71466385
For real?
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>>71466385
>whoops just kidding I imagined it all

I heard her make the accusations but I never heard this part.
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For the record Rosanne is completely insane.
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Even if this was true, it's nowhere close to a cosby. They didn't even say he touches them, just himself. Just unlock the door and leave rofl.
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>>71466234
> I don't have any evidence but I will make these allegations anyway
> It's just stories that I've heard that may be completely made up, but I give credit to them anyway

Is this literally the worst way to decide if someone is guilty? Saying "it's just a story, but it's really actually true"? It's like you get to indict someone, but if you're wrong you can fall back on the excuse that it was just anecdotal.
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>>71466443

>This definitely seems like some shit she's making up for attention.

Bro she isn't making it up. I've heard stories about it too. I know for a fact that one story involved those two unfunny girls from 'Garfunkel and Oates'. I don't know whether it's a fact that the story is true, but it is a fact that I've heard about this long before Rosanne was talking about it.

Don't get me wrong, Roseanne is a fucking mentalist, but if she isn't the first to be talking about this then it's impossible that she is the one who is personally making it all up.
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imagine your career ending because you're a serial public masturbator
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jerking off in front of people you know is a lot less bad than drugging and raping people you have just met
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>>71466319
yep yep

maaaaaaaaaaaaany people have alluded to louis ck being a creep
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BASED ROSEANNE

KEK KING IS FINISHED
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Did he steal their cell phones before doing it or?
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Bill Cosby is being framed by the regressive left because he is the only black person willing to call out how toxic modern black culture is.
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>>71466584
yes, that's moral standard that everything should be measured against
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>>71466507
>>71466517
http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20111007,00.html

she "recovered memories" in therapy, publicly accused her family and ruined their lives, later realized it wasn't real and to this day refuses to accept any more guilt than "I wouldn't have imagined it if there wasn't something wrong with my childhood"

also she ran for president under both the green party and the peace and freedom party, her whole life is shitty tragic delusion
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this is something so strange I think louis ck could actually do it with the idea that no one would believe it exactly because it's so strange.

is he doing it with discussion and permission before hand? if so, i don't see the problem.

so he must be doing this shit by calling someone in a room, locking the door behind them then pulling his dick out and jacking it while he locks eyes with them. forrealies? i just cant see it
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When he was a regular on Opie and Anthony, as a fan, I eventually thought he bought into his genius status too much. He eventually thought of all his ideas as gold, which soon saw him jacking off in front of hot comedian babes and feeling completely at peace with it.
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>>71466633

t. guy who can't even be bothered to apply himself when baiting

here is the (You)
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>>71466665
t. Bernie campaign contributor
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>>71466678

t. (You)
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>>71466664

>him jacking off in front of hot comedian babes and feeling completely at peace with it

To be honest he is a comedian, and this shit is fucking funny
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>>71466234
Why is the fucking ginger so obsessed with fapping

I mean Jesus Christ
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>this is a man who has two daughters
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>an established insane person calls out an alleged insane person for being insane

Burn it all to the ground.
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>>71466710
lol
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>>71466527
what, really? i mean she's usually so reliable and even-keeled.
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>>71466234
>I do not have first hand knowledge
And that's all I need to hear. Seriously. In this political climate and with his current successful status there is absolutely no reason not to come out about this right now if there was anyone with "first-hand" knowledge of this shit.

The sad thing is it's probably true but the only people that it actually happened to already signed a contract selling their "souls" to him, and for a shitty show that I don't even think got two seasons on IFC, no less.
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You know he did it. That's why his comedy persona is that of a self loathing degenerate pervert.
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gossiping about things other people have gossiped about is pretty shitty. she has as much knowledge about this as i do; how come i'm not getting clickbait articles written about his obsession with BBC and overthrowing the white race?
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>>71466665
>>71466678
>>71466699

>t.

Eat my shit.
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>>71466836
kek
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>>71466823
because you're not famous.

is this a serious question? are you guys retarded?
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>>71466776

>>I do not have first hand knowledge
>And that's all I need to hear. Seriously.

>The sad thing is it's probably true

lol you conflicted soapboxing dip

just stop
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>>71466574
lies
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I remember hearing about those stories a year ago
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>>71466886

Sorry if you're triggered, but I heard what I heard.

Doesn't mean it's true, but it is definitely being talked about in comedic circles by those in the know.
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>>71466845
what does it mean when someone writes t.
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>>71466880
Well I think it might've happened to those two ugly broads, but I seriously doubt it's a recurring thing since this particular incident is the only one people tend to bring up with any particularity.
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>>71466385
Ehh, at least she's a Trump supporter now.
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Why are people so obsessed with porn and masturbation?
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>>71466943
The point is that he's a degenerate with rape fantasies anon.
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>>71466988

So he browses /tv/ then?
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>>71467026
He has a similar mentality at the very least.
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>>71466945
>supporting any candidate in a two party system
>good

yeah, feed the machine baby. feed the machine
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>>71466988
Sexual misunderstandings happen. If you'd actually read the account of what happened in that encounter you'd know that he explicitly asks for consent before he starts yanking it.
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>>71467066
That kind of just makes him a pathetic pervert then anon. It's even more embarrassing this way.
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>>71467055
He's the least establishment candidate to win a major nomination in a long time. I'm really not even a supporter, and Roseanne is a complete kook, but I give her props for rising above the simple thought processes of most leftists.
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This is -literally- a made-up story. Bravo to the literal psychopath who kept this meme going for 5 years.
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On one hand, she's probably lying and is out for attention

On the other hand, I hate Louis Cuck


hmmmmmm.....
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>>71467089
>implying you'd ever have the balls to ask some dumpy looking broads if you could jack off in front of them
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>>71466927
It's short for some Finnish word that means "Regards", but it stopped being used genuinely a couple years ago and is just used for shitposting, so just ignore any post with it.
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>>71466234
>Is Roseanne to Louis CK the new Hanniball to Crosby?

Where'd you go to school bruh?
The Potato institute for lower achievement
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>>71467163
I don't think it's a matter of courage anon.
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>>71467222
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>>71467298
I wouldn't know what betas tell themselves, tbph.
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>>71466574
>I know for a fact that one story involved those two unfunny girls from 'Garfunkel and Oates

https://www.datalounge.com/thread/11423369-blind-item-which-beloved-comedian-likes-to-force-women-comics-to-watch-him-jerk-off-

>the Aspen Comedy Festival a few years ago, he invited a female comedy duo back to his hotel room. The two ladies gladly joined him, and offered him some weed. He turned it down, but asked if it would be OK if he took his dick out.
>Thinking he was joking (that's exactly the kind of thing this guy would say), the women gave a facetious thumbs up. He wasn't joking. When he actually started jerking off in front of them, the ladies decided that wasn't their bag and made for the exit. But the comedian stood in front of the door, blocking their way with his body, until he was done.
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>>71466319
>I've heard a moment or two on podcasts where comedians have awkwardly talked around it without ever naming the actual comic.
Gibe episode names.
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>>71467425

Yeah that's it. Good find.

>>Thinking he was joking (that's exactly the kind of thing this guy would say), the women gave a facetious thumbs up.

If it just came down to this he could maybe get out of it through a grey area of "miscommunication" or some other kind of vague bullshit.

>But the comedian stood in front of the door, blocking their way with his body, until he was done.

This is what really fucks him over though. You can't be literally trapping bitches in a room who want to leave, Louis.

Again, this could all be fake. But by pervysense is tingling and I get an odd feeling that this specific story might seriously be legit.
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What is the name of that female comedian who wrote about molesting her sister in her autobiography?
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>>71467425
that is top comedy lol
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>>71467513
Lena 'pebbles' Dunham
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>>71467425
>But the comedian stood in front of the door, blocking their way with his body, until he was done.
topkek
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>>71467494

http://www.pajiba.com/celebrities_are_better_than_you/whats-the-deal-with-louis-ck-and-rumors-of-sexual-misconduct.php

>And then I had another guy who is a very famous comic. He is probably at Cosby level at this point. He is lauded as a genius. He is basically a French filmmaker at this point. You know, new material every year. He’s a known perv. And there’s a lockdown on talking about him. His guy friends are standing by him, and you cannot say a bad thing about him. And I’ve been told by people “Well then say it then. Say it if it’s true.” If I say it, my career is over. My manager and my agent have told me that. They didn’t threaten it. They just said to me “You know what Jen, it’s not worth it because you’ll be torn apart. Look at the Cosby women.” And this guy didn’t rape me, but he made a certain difficult decision to go on tour with him really hard. Because I knew if I did, I’d be getting more of the same weird treatment I’d been getting from him. And it was really fucked up, and this person was married. So it was not good, and so I hold a lot of resentment.

-from stand-up comedienne Jen Kirkmans podcast
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>>71466234
>man that jokes about rape does fucked up shit to women
not surprising
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>>71467425
>Oates
>Unfunny
Hmmm...
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>>71467513
See >>71466836
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>>71467425
just a prank bro
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>>71467550
what is she even on about? is she surprised that extremely popular people have support and that accusations without evidence will be treated harshly?
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>>71467550
>Look at the Cosby women
You mean the girl's who ALL have their word taken as Gospel when some of these whores are clearly trying to cash in on some real rape?
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Anyone else on here remember that guy from Paramount talking about Louis CK on here and how he hit on everything that walked in his general direction?

I guess he was right.
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>Have you ever jerked off in front of someone? I don't mean like a girlfriend or whatever, I mean someone you barely even know?
>audience laughs
>Like, imagine just whipping out your cock and just fucking....[imitates masturbating and grunting]
>audience laughs louder
>Ooh, yeah, that's fuckin'...woah, where you going, buddy? I ain't done.
>audience laughs
>You're - haha - you're just fuckin'...stroking the shit out of your dick in front of some poor bastard and you cum all over your hands, all while making fuckin' eye contact. "Alright, I'm done, get the fuck outta here."
>audience laughs loudly
>Try it sometime. Who knows, you might meet someone from tonight. Like you start jerking off and they do too, and you're like, "Oh wow, you saw Louis too?"
>audience laughs and claps
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>>71467641
>"Alright, I'm done, get the fuck outta here."
bahahahaha
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/tv/ should just get to the bottom of this ourselves. All of you fags with twitter accounts should start harassing Louis about this. In my opinion he hasn't given a straight enough answer about this, and it really is one of those things that really only needs a straight answer.
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>>71467733

Hey, it's the comic world he wants to live in, right. So he can't really claim harassment, he wants the world of free speech to work the way you describe. Or at least he says he does.
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>>71466234
Louis C.K. deserves some of this treatment, considering what an over the top white knight he is. Hopefully it wakes him up.
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>>71467208
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>>71467842

His act is not being an over-the-top white knight.

It's making fun of his kids, his (ex) partner, and minorities, but using the language that female and minority comedians normally do.
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>>71467494
Gavin Mcinnes on Joe Rogan is the one I can name off the top of my head.
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>>71466661

louis ck surprised the chicks from broad city and prevented them from leaving the room while he jacked off in front of them
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>>71466572
You just figuring out what a rumor is?
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LOL, CK is aching to be chopped down. The entire US pop culture has blue balls for the sound of his scandalous fall from grace.

I can't wait till it happens desu.
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Jen Yamato thread?
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>>71466836
One person has not been so based yet so goddamn damaged
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>>71467971

Amazing what a camera angle can do
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>>71467921
was it when he was talking about the "beta male comedians"?
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>>71468006
you got it, ma nig
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>>71467927
its the Garfunkel and Oates girls.
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At a certain level of success, don't you earn the right to show your dick to some chicks?

I mean, he's not raping anyone. This isn't Bill Cosby here.

If this was really a big problem, people would have filed criminal charges.
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>>71467733

You just want to see what meme magic can do in the real world. Be honest.
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>>71468100

He's a kike.

Don't give him more of a pass
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>>71468100
eh, I guess comedians don't get that sort of privilege.
Now if he was a rock star (preferably during the 70s and 80s) this whole thing would be a non issue and probably would never even reach the light of day.
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>>71468100

>If this was really a big problem, people would have filed criminal charges.

hollywood is notoriously cabalistic. people keep silence so they aren't completely ruined by the larger power brokers and their respective cabals in hollywood. you can't be this naive.
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>>71467425
Yeah I heard hat too. Holy fuck Louis C Cuck is a fucking creep. I really want to destroy him with this if I ever have the chance to.
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>>71468149
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>>71468149
Well it did get Trump the republican nomination.
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>>71467971
>>71467986

Would smash. Fucking love fat Asians.
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>>71468240

This is actually true.

Wait five or so years for a couple films with quarter billion dollar budgets fail in one year, and the money will fall out of the market.

In the five years after that, we'll find out a significant portion of Hollywood's secret shit from the last fifty years. There will be more money in selling the stories than sitting on them, so they'll be sold.


This collapse of the current Hollywood system will not be bad in terms of the quality or quantity of films being released, it will just mean far fewer quarter-billion dollar budgets for quite a while.
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>>71467921
>Joe Rogan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frVdO2E5x4Y

This the one?

Joe seems literally stoned out of his mind, Gavin started drinking 4 hours ago and is keeping the buzz up. Don't want to listen to this for 3 hr to find out
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>>71467550
>It was so fucked up, I didn't know what to do
>So I went on a multistate tour with this potential rapist because fuck it I gotta get paid

Women, everyone.
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>>71468346
But not the Presidency.
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>>71468815
His rant starts at about the 53 minute mark. Talking about fake beta males. Its long but worth it.
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>>71466234
>It’s Louis C.K., locking the door and masturbating in front of women
is this satire
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>>71469045
Thanks nigga
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ALPHA KEK
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>>71467494
I know Opie and Anthony talked about it on their show once before and they tried guessing whether it was Louis CK or Bob Saget. I tried looking it up, but I get a lot of Louis CK appearances on their show and I don't have the time to listen to it all to find the exact one, but it's there.
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>>71467641
kek
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Not a big secret that he's a disgusting human being. I fear for his kids and I hope the sketchy stuff is just the beta yet aggressive stuff that's been reported. Where there's smoke there's usually a dozen corpses though. Don't forget that he is a Mexican Jew, multiplying his levels of shiftiness.
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>>71467066
They thought he was being facetious. When they headed for the door, they are clearly rescinding their "consent". And, he blocked it. (As per the blind.)
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>>71466836
R
E
K
T
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just a prank
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>>71466836
holy shit the BTFO is off the charts
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>>71467425
He told us he'd take his dick out and he did it, the absolute mad man!!

Louis has always been a degenerate
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>>71466572
Women's feeling > facts or evidence

Deal with it shit lord
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>>71466234
>it's a "/tv/ takes click bait seriously" episode
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>>71466633
I read "Bill Cosby" as "Louis CK" at first and it was much funnier.
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>>71467208
Why is it that women become girls when they are supposed to be victims, but take offense to being called girls in other scenarios?
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>>71470193
Obviously referring to Louis' kids
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>>71468893
Don't underestimate the power of the memes, Jack. There's still plenty of time for an indictment and probably more ISIS attacks.
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>>71466234
>I do not have first hand knowledge

Classic. I heard she likes to rape babies.
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>>71470242
What a coincidence, I read the exact same thing just moments ago!
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>>71468072
really? they're pure
wtf
I hate Louis Ck now
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>>71466234
Isn't this slander?
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>people in this thread actually dislike Louie

You fell for the memes
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good for her. sexual harassment is never ok and he should be investigated if theres rumors like this about him.
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>>71470465
There are PLENTY of other reasons to dislike him.
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>>71470521

No there aren't.
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>>71470396

My neoteny cant be this cute
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>>71470542

STOP HATING WHAT I LIKE
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>>71470542
honestly i don't like his over the top cussing
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>>71467425
that's actually pretty funny
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>>71467641
lmao
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>>71467425
Based Stanhope already admitted this shit was him...
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>>71467425
I have the hilarious mental picture of both those chicks just stareing at CK in deadpan expressions as he wacks it standing in front of the door, all the while trying to avoid eye & penis hole contact.

just imagine the faces CK makes while jacking it
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>>71470242
>implying one can only report on rape after being raped
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>>71470607
I remember the specific incident he claimed responsibility for, and he was just covering for someone because he's already a dirtbag and has no reputation to ruin.
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>>71467641
That actually sounds like him
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>>71466582

It seems fitting for Louis ck
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lel

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/08/jen-kirkman-louis-ck-comments-clarified
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Im not saying LCK didnt do those things but

>i heard these second hand stories and i have no evidence to support them whatsoever

Im gonna need a little more to believe this.
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>>71467055

>Trump is a Republican
kek?
How ignorant do you have to be to believe this? He only ran as one because there's no way to get elected as an independent. He's completely destroyed the Republican party.
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>>71470239
>implying support for Hillary didn't go up after pulse shooting
>implying they haven't had 5 years for an indictment and it is gonna happen any time soon.

Face it man, it's Clinton this year.
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>>71466633
I'm saying man how you gonna get raped and then go back and bring gifts and shit?
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>>71467733
He claims he's done with the internet, so I'm not sure that'll work.
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How fast does this guy wack off? Surely you could get a phone out and start recording that pretty quickly.
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Is Louie CK the huge comic Jim Jefferies talked about being rapey with a couple chicks in one of his specials?
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>>71470943
>Ugh.
Speaking of trash.
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>louis ck rapes his kids

WHAT A SHOCK

comedians are insufferable faggots and he is one of the worst
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>>71471913
>>louis ck rapes his kids
u wot
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>>71466572
Smoke = Fire dumbass
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>>71471913
>I'm terribly unfunny, and resent those that are.
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>>71466234
I never liked her, but she'll score points in my book if she can take down The Cuck King.
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>>71471913
Sure is libel in here.
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>>71471913
Maybe not his kids, but now I'm worried about the little girls who play them in Louie.
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>>71470465
>people in this thread blindly defend louis and all his shit because he made 1 good special and a few good episodes of some tv show

sup reddt hows that epic taste in comedy working out

louis and ricky "HAAAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOHHH FUCKIN WELL INNIT" gervais are the B E S T
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>>71470465
> self-hating degenerate confirmed
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>>71472130
How did this meme take off anyway?
He's always talking shit about everybody in his standups, women, blacks, faggots, everyone.
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>>71470943

Dat intellectual dishonesty
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>>71466234

she's really gonna slander more people after she got caught lying about being molested?
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>>71466886

the chicks from Garfunkel and oats literally admitted that happened to him, but they didn't give specifics on who did it besides it being a "famous comedian"
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>>71467425
>>71467506
>>71467545
He even alluded to it on his show, the ABSOLOUIE MADMAN
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>>71466234
Bill cosby was out of left field for me, but of course louis c k masturbates in front of women. I assumed he did already.
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>>71467425

The creepiest thing is that he pretty much play this scene out on his own show. There's that episode of "Louie" where he falls for the foreign woman that can't speak English, and at one point he physically blocks her from leaving his apartment, exactly like this, and it basically seemed like he forced her to have sex with him.

The weirdest thing was, if I remember correctly, the show never really acknowledged that he did anything wrong. They kept hanging out and talking and the rape scene was never really acknowledged as anything other than "the time we had sex." I hadn't really thought about that again until now
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>>71472253

He blames white dudes for everything, even though he's a Mexican Jew.

Have you ever watched the fat girl rant from Louie? Or the post-op black tranny rant from that online series he did?
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so le trump is hitler reddit man has been using feminism and his young daughters as cover for his public masturbation?
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>>71470615
>just imagine the faces CK makes while jacking it

i'd say he bites his lip and pinches his nipples
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>>71472253
Probably after that one cringy SNL monologue he did. I couldn't listen to it completely, so maybe there's some funny in it, but it basically starts like "whelp, white people suck, don't we? We are the cause of all ails in the world, etc. etc."
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>>71472657
He actually doesn't mention white people once in that monologue. You must be thinking of another one.
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>>71469795
He's a comedian. If a comedian said that he wants to kick a kid in the dick, you would laugh and think nothing of it.

If he proceeded to kick a kid in the balls, yeah, he's a fucking mad man.

How socially inept are you that someone had to explain this to you.
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>>71472509
I was expecting SJW backlash after that scene. The character even makes fun of it, saying "Jesus, you can't even rape me right." or something to that effect.

He also has a standup bit about how some women pretend they don't want it, when really they just want you to press them a little harder so they feel wanted and desirable like you can't control yourself. Which isn't completely untrue, but if you're an autistic perv like Louie, I could see it playing out in a creepy way.
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>>71472805
He also has that bit where the entire joke is him saying "Rape is bad and you should never do it. Unlesss you want to have sex with someone and they won't let you". Like that's literally it. Almost word for word.
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Every single ultra "progressive" sjw faggot numale is actually a shitty person with major skeletons in their closet trying to compensate for it.
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JUST
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>>71472805
I remember that bit, and it's honestly 100% true.
>so you're telling me that I should go ahead and rape you hoping that you're into that shit?
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WUZ
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>>71472941
>100% true.
back to /pol/ or /r9k/ or whatever shithole you dragged yourself out of
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>>71472630
>pinches his nipples
i CAN'T GET OFF UNLESS i'M PLAYING WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE
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>>71472941
There's a big difference between "teehee, I don't think we should do this", and "no, stop". But a creepy autist wouldn't be able to detect it.
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>>71472853
Are you people really taking jokes literally now?
What about that one where he said that we should stop persecuting pedophiles so they would stop killing children after fucking them?
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>>71472981

that was just a shot in the dark. is that something he's actually said?
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>>71466234

This image has never been more relevant
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>>71466466
Lel
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>>71466234
Wow the big reveal! A comic jerks off. Seriously...why should we care? Did he force them to watch him jerk off? I don't get it.
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>>71473013
What did he mean by this?
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Yeah that sounds like something he'd do, I'm not even going to read the rest of this thread
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>>71472853
That's one of my favorite bits of his
>what other recourse do you have?
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>>71467641
The question is, does this make him more or less of a cuck
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>>71466574
>I know for a fact
>I don't know if it's true
Man...just shut up. People talk a lot of shit, it's not because you've heard it that it's true. Maybe he once jerked off and someone walked in or something. Basically, You don't know anything.
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>>71473111

i would have thought less
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>>71470555
I wouldn't jerk off in front of that. That much i know.
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>>71473073

That he's a comedian and a masturbator

Louis at 1:04: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPb8YqyYijg
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>>71466234
Kirkman also mentions that she and the male comic discussed the incident “months ago”:

"That person, on their own, was like, ‘Yeah, I was kind of a creep.’ I was like, ‘You are a creep. That’s who you are! And God bless you. That was something that was staying in me for a while, and I was having resentment about other things. So I talked about you on my podcast, because I was just in a resentful mood, and I was just like, bleh, sometimes people are creepy’ So we talked, and that was it. I’m fine, because I was never violated. Never! It didn’t cost me any career stuff, I was never violated, I was just bummed. It’s one less person that I trust. That’s it!"

http://flavorwire.com/533257/jen-kirkman-clarifies-comments-that-may-or-may-not-have-been-about-louis-c-k
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>>71466588
this is a tumblr/twitter post if I've ever seen one
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>>71472706
Really? He did a few SNL monologues.
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Is Jim Jefferies talking about Louis CK?

https://youtu.be/lyKD2x4DLCs
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>>71470607
>>71470810
Also whenever the story broke some blogger put out an article claiming it was Doug. He probably just decided to take the heat for a friend.
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>>71473320
No he's talking about someone else
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>>71473320
Jim is talking about himself. Look at that rape face.
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>>71466234

Harris Wittels used to whip his dick out in the Sarah Silverman writing room. She thought it was hilarious.
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>>71466666
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>>71473423
when youre alpha you can do whatever you want
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>>71473772
Not really. Sarah Silverman is good game. She will laugh at you, humiliate you verbally or get actually curious about it, but she won't report you probably or throw a law suit at you i guess.
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>>71466657
>her whole life is shitty tragic delusion
>finale was tragic delusion

Holy shit, it was a cry for help.
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>>71466234
Doesn't he smoke weed? He probably did it. I'd do the same thing too T B H
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>>71466234
who /uFlash/ here?
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>>71473772
also whenever you're a heroin addict
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>>71473143
Since when does jerking off in the corner make you LESS of a cuck, it's practically cuckoldry 102
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>>71466234
>Roseanne won't have a man lock her in a room and masturbate in front of her anymore.
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>>71473113

>Man...just shut up. People talk a lot of shit, it's not because you've heard it that it's true.

You took that entire post out of context. I said it was a fact that I'd heard about it before Roseanne brought it up in response to an anon claiming that she probably made it up - I never said that it was an absolute fact that it happened. I have no way of knowing that.

Read before you post, son.
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>>71472253
one guy forced it for almost a year, gradually ramping up the insanity from Louis just saying things like "white people are the worst!" until by the end of the year he was forcefully impregnating white women and demanding white genocide with African war drums and elephants.
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>>71473423

>Harris Wittels used to whip his dick out in the Sarah Silverman writing room. She thought it was hilarious.

bad example. harris had a different energy to him. everyone knew that he was the type who listened to too much phish and did way too many drugs but ultimately was a harmless goober.

louis is a father with two daughters.

if you've got the latter whipping his piece out then he's not doing it for silly bro time laughs. he's doing it to get off.
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>implying you wouldn't
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>>71471254
No the shitheads who fed us romney are destroying the republican party.
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>>71470943
>So while Louis C.K. is not "Cosby level" in terms of harassment, I think it's fair to say he is a traaaaash man. Ugh. It's terrifying being a woman in ANY industry, and comedy continues to be a gross, male-aggressive zone.

Journalism needs to be stopped, holy fuck.
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>>71473320
after a 10 min search I've concluded it was Tim Allen
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>>71473423
i wouldn't mind doing a little bit more than whipping my dick out in front of sarah silverman if you know what i mean
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>>71474672

>Kirkman appeared on Chris Hardwick's podcast The Nerdist on Friday to (sort of) clarify those comments. "It's kind of obvious who I was talking about," she says—which means it was (duh) Louis.

this is the start of the idocracy. when people calling themselves journalists can present opinions and conjecture as facts, and use that kind of language to do it, and have enough idiots read it that they can make a living. thats the beginning of the end right there
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>>71466234
Jen Yamamoto is hot.
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>>71474680
Tim Allen is sober, though
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>>71474634
She has very good arm hair.
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>>71473320
>ey m8s listen to this story where I was a total hero and pls applaud me

I hate comedians so goddamn much
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>>71473320
>CK hanging out with jefferies
No.
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>>71474964

>this is the start of the idocracy.

Stop using this played out line you absolute cornball.

>appeared on Chris Hardwick's podcast The Nerdist on Friday

And since when do we consider a podcast to be a staple of journalism? If anything it's closer to columnist fare.
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why are people in show business so crazy
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>>71475176

Basically because of Jews or because people are trying to avoid being the target of Jews.
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>>71467641
you're good
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>female
>comic
pick = (6 - 5)
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>>71466234
>It’s Louis C.K., locking the door and masturbating in front of women

This came out years ago.
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>Kate will never beg you to "get in Micucci"
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>>71475466
I wouldn't while it's shaved anyway.
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>>71466836
>it's real
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
https://twitter.com/therealroseanne/status/530916354136621057
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>>71475466
Honestly, if I was in a room with her I'd start masturbating as well.
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>>71467425
>the women gave a facetious thumbs up

consensual
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>>71466234
>comedians trolling each other by doing kinky shit

They've all been doing this shit for decades you dumb old slut. Sarah Silverman's book has a picture she and some stand up guy took where they found some girl's hair clip she left in the change rooms and they wrapped it around this guys dick and sent her the picture saying "is this yours?"

This is like Rosanne revealing that the jackass crew jerk off in front of each other.
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>>71473423
Shit didn't see you'd already mentioned it
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>>71474634
>>71475466
The other half of her little band did full frontal in a movie I forgot the name of. It was a horror comedy with Rob Cordry or however you spell that.

She looked tight as fuck fampaii
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>>71470193
now that you say it, it's not that uncommon to refer to 25 year old women as "girls" but I rarely hear anyone refer to a 25 old man as a "boy", the closest I've ever heard is the word "guy" but guy is used pretty much up to the age of 40-50 anyway.
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>>71466836
Roseanne's going blind but even SHE can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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>>71467641
Fucking kek
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>>71475940
>I rarely hear anyone refer to a 25 old man as a "boy"
It usually requires being prefixed with "fucc"
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>>71467641
This is terrifyingly authentic, fucking shame you can't tweet it to him
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>>71475940

>tfw no emma roberts gf to beat you to a bloody pulp
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>>71475940
That's because you're probably 25 or younger. Rest assured all of your friends and peers who are 30+ consider you a boy and a child.
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>>71474964
>this is the start of the idocracy. when people calling themselves journalists can present opinions and conjecture as facts, and use that kind of language to do it, and have enough idiots read it that they can make a living. thats the beginning of the end right there

You think that hasn't been going on for decades?
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