What if Superman's ship crashed in your backyard, how would you raise him, /tv/
>>71451033
as a white supremacist
>>71451033
I'd make him believe scary aliens are everywhere, just for his face at the eventual realization.
>>71451033
Raise him toget dubs check em
>>71451033
I'd probably be dead from the force of the impact.
>>71451113
But he's not Caucasian.
He'd be Superbeaner then.
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>>71451033
Two things come to mind:
I'd raise him to not call his mother by her first name, that's just bad manners.
And if his father is in mortal danger and he's able to easily rescue him, he should fucking do it.
Reminder that pappy Kent is a GOAT dad.
>>71451033
I live in Guatemala, I would make that fucker invade Belize.
>>71451033
I would raise him like El SuperHombre from Gods and Monsters.
>>71451124
you'd be a bad father then, worse than pa kent
>>71451123
the only good post itt
>>71451743
Thanks senpai.
>>71451033
would make loads of dosh by putting him in pit fights
>>71451254
My dad died when I was very little, this movie always give me the feels thanks to this.
>>71452449
Was it your fault?
I'd ask him who his dad's son is
