>Keanu Reeves was spotted in Parliament today
>the details of him being there haven't been released yet
Where were you when Keanu Reeves saved the UK?
Is he gonna shoot up the entire parliament and usurp the throne?
>>71408761
Is he preparing to fake his death and come back with a new alias?
Maybe he will fix Europe like he did as Charle Magne
>>71408761
he's here to talk about expanding the film industry apparently. and watch Wimbledon. and fuck our Parliamentary bitches.
>>71408867
he's got two millennia worth of knowledge, the elite knows about his immortality
Apparently a chunk of Bill and Ted 3 might be filmed in the UK
An Asian civil servant got his wires crossed and accidentally requested keanu reeves instead of can EU leave.
He is the one.
I always believed.
but the uk was already saved when they voted to leave
>>71408867
>Why defeat the European Union when I can BE the European Union
>>71408761
He will become Englands new Presidente
