> the cgi torso
this is what cinema has become
>>71408174
wtf they cgi'd his skin all brown
Do people actually think a grown man at even peak physical condition could fight a fully grown gorilla?
It was one thing to have a cartoon but seeing it in reality is stupid.
>>71408287
Maybe with the right technique
>>71408287
I know right? Especially one with a gun.
>>71408287
Lol wtf. Is this in the trailer?
How retarded do you have to be to think it possible
>>71408287
But Tarzan is an APE man
>>71408287
Brock Lesnar?
>>71408332
A Silverback Gorilla could rip a professional MMA fighter's face off before he could even react.
>>71408332
Kek'd
>>71408287
nigga just jump on his baxk and choke him
>>71408287
>he doesn't remember the basics of CQC
>>71408387
Even he would get rag dolled like a bitch.
World class strongmen couldn't even dream of fighting a gorilla, never mind that fake ass nigga
>>71408287
A normal grown man, hell no. The Nietzschean Superman ideal of Tarzan? Sure.
>>71408174
>iceman has been reduced to this
>>71408287
humans have a better body than gorillas but we live in our shit society
if I were raised in the jungle drinking milk from my mama gorilla tits I'm pretty sure I could knock out a silverback with a jab on the chin.
>>71408512
Yeah, but with martial arts he probably could.
>>71408594
Martial arts don't mean jack shit when the gorilla can just pull your limbs off.
>>71408174
With that body, he's halfway there to becoming an Ultramarine.
>>71408665
> it is an anon thinks gorillas are supermans episede
>>71408594
turbo retard
>>71408665
I'm sure a gorilla would struggle against my taekwondo.
I'm not saying I could beat every gorilla but probably most.
>>71408665
If your speed is superior you can simply out pace the gorilla until it tired out
>anon thinks he can CQC a gorilla
>>71408715
>>71408754
i would pay top fucking dollar to see someone from /tv/ try and fight a gorilla
>>71408542
Dont foget he was Meekus first
>>71408715
>Muh training
>muh martial arts
Surely his superior speed and agility will win the day right?
Kek I'd love to watch big boy Brock try to put a gorilla in an armbar
>>71408332
>>71408550
>>71408594
>>71408715
>>71408754
>>71408783
The average Gorilla is 6 to 15 times stronger than the average human you fucking retards.
The average gorilla is faster than Usain Bolt and stronger than the strongest man alive.
>>71408963
somebody skipped martial arts class
pure strength sure gorilla win, but they have literally 0 technique. Any well trained martial artist is sure to hold his ground against any animal
>>71408963
>the bigger they cum, the harder they fall
There you go. Your first lesson in taekwondo, kid.
My balance and smarts would hand me the victory over the average gorilla.
>>71408976
>>71408991
legitimately retarded.
>>71408837
Holy shit can we start something here.
>>71408991
>>71409034
>>71408976
>>71408963
someone make this the new meme to replace the bvs is good shit, dear fucking god please
>>71409090
im down, this is literally too funny to be true
>>71408991
How delusional are you and all who think like this
You cant outrun or wrestle a goddamn gorilla
you can only hide in a crevice or something
Stand your ground unarmed against a gorilla? You people saw too much films where short, skinny, "martial experts" overpower people who are twice their size
I pretty sure gorillas don't have a skull made of steel
just roadhouse the furcker
>>71409055
>>71409129
>>71409220
Do you really think we're being serious?
There is proof that ancient gladiators killed gorillas with bare hands.
>>71409220
you realize that in judo your opponent's size doesn't matter ? it's all about using your opponent's strength against himself, so basically if gorilla are super strong then you'll beat him even easier
>>71409300
I sure hope not, dubsguy
This thread is dyel as fuck.
>>71409371
Then why there aren't people hunting whales with judo?
Gorillas aren't even that strong its just a meme the average man could probably stand a good chance.. skill always win
>>71408963
>The average Gorilla is 6 to 15 times stronger than the average human you fucking retards.
This is not the case, and the number keeps increasing every time someone says it. They're stronger for sure, but we don't know by how much exactly. Besides, our bodies are different. The might be able to curl a shitload, or pull a fuckload, but their legs obviously aren't very powerful. We don't know their grip strength either, for example.
Pretty much all we have is "a chimp once pulled a lot of weight seemingly without much effort". That's simply not all that good.
6-15. It used to be 4. In a year or two it'll be 50 or some stupid shit.
>>71409371
I see you are trolling, but try this
use your judo "force altering" power against the heaviest fucking construction vehicle coming at you full speed
dont forget to record it
>>71409439
its cause they're underwater dumbass
>>71409439
are you stupid? how could you pull a judo move underwater ? it doesn't work that way
>>71409496
>>71409507
what about an elephant then
>>71409484
this people over hype animals a man with some boxing skill could take down most animals in the kingdom
there was a kid in my english class that would start fights over Bruce Lee being able to fight X
He swore up and down Lee would dominate a lion.
You guys itt remind me of him.
>>71409551
if you use physics its not impossible
>come into thread expecting bad cgi
>get people who've never been in a fight arguing about gorilla warfare
I came into this thread just to laugh at people thinking humans would have even a little chance against gorilla.
>>71409555
that makes sense though cause humans are smarter than animals Lee would find a way
>This whole thread
>>71408287
So I had a few drinks in a party somewhere, just as it happened I had one too many, being a functioning male, my instincts kicked in, I talked to some girl, and we fucked.
To my surprise she was a full blown gorilla, started roaring about "MONE FO DEM PROGRAMZ" so I kinda knocked her out cold.
So yeah, I bet you feel pretty stupid now.
Plus she was a silverback, I remember nutting on her back.
>>71409598
you're full of shit mate
>>71409484
Chimps are pound for pound stronger but regardless a fucking angry gorilla is bound to rekt your shit if it decided to. I mean just the weight it could behind one swing would be enough to either kill or nearly kill and totally disorient a human.
Not to mention that fucker will most likely bite one of your hands off the first chance it gets.
>>71409648
>image.jpg
kys
>>71409300
is anyone who says something that stupid actually serious? no but its fun to act like you are, and thats how memes are born sir
>>71409344
Are you gonna show us it then?
>>71408287
It's interesting how a gorilla can use a simple jab to kill you
>>71409676
Physics>everything else
Gravity always win friend
>this thread
never change /v/
>>71409696
>triggered, softly
ITT
I went hunting with my father once in a jungle, I forget which one, and a gorilla jumped on top of me. As he was about to strike, my dad put him in a choke hold (he had some training in tai crown doe).
Needless to say, he put that thing to sleep in about half a minute.
>>71408174
hes fucking jacked dude and tall
>>71409300
And neither do we think you're being serious when you say anything Zak Snyder makes is good. Or anywhere above trash-tier, really.
>>71408963
I'm like 20 times stronger than the average human so I'm good.
>>71409661
>Plus she was a silverback, I remember nutting on her back.
>>71409484
>>71408963
>>71409055
Your average taekwondokung foo gym master, yeah he probably wouldn't be able to beat a full grown gorilla, he'd put up a good fight, maybe breaking some of the Gorilla's bones, but he would ultimately lose at end.
Now if we're talking actual martial arts indisputed masters?
it's a completely different story.
The likes of Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Jakie Chan, Jean Claude Van Damme would beat a silverback Gorilla, no question about it, they are simply much more trained and talented, theya re too smart and quick with a lot of technique, the gorilla qouldn' even know what's happening to him before he got his neck snapped by a roundhouse kick.
>>71409770
Gorillas btfo any average man could win with superior technique
Gorillafags need to fuck off to circlejerk with the tigerfags. A bear would fucking wreck them both.
>>71409685
No doubt, but those crazy numbers people throw around are mostly unfounded. Great apes are notoriously horrible and aggressive pets, and somewhat regularly maim or kill people when kept in captivity, because they easily can.
>>71409845
:^)
Who would win in a fight?
If gorillas are so strong then how come that one died when he kidnapped a kid?
Gorillas are shit
>>71409845
This, size and strength mean nothing when going against skills
>>71409898
What?
>>71409901
The gorilla hands down, it takes a human to fight them, the bear is too dumb.
>>71409901
clearly the bear, not the manlet skinnyfat gorilla
>>71409901
Bear obviously.
>>71409923
Finally a not retarded person in the thread, thanks, anon.
This thread is fucking gold
>>71408174
>Samuel Jackson
Why the hell is he in this movie?
>>71409922
A fucking infant can kill a gorilla, so why not Tarzan?
>>71408287
>>71409951
>the bear is too dumb.
Bears are just big ass wolfs, and wolfs are clearly smarter than gorillas.
Plus claws.
>>71408287
with tools of course
but that's the point, we evolved to utilize tools rather than pure physical strength or endurance
>gorilla warfare
>>71408891
earth to anon, we know this.
>>71409845
>wants his talks of martial acts to be taken serious
>brings up actors and literal walking memes
>>71409901
Grizzly
>>71410023
>and wolfs are clearly smarter than gorillas.
No, Gorillas are large primates, the only ones smarter than them are possibly humans and arguably crows.
>it's a /tv/ thinks a man could fight a gorilla episode
this is almost as funny as the /tv/ thinks a man could fight a lion episode
>In picture: jiu-jitsu black belt Diana Fossey with professional record 10 wins and no loses losing against Lil Ralph( 30W, 0 L and 1 no contest) via rear naked choke in third round
>fools ITT thinking they could win against gorilla
>>71409629
Shut up, this thread is the best tv-related entertainment I've had in months.
>>71410051
not if the gorilla knows judo
>arguing about gorilla fights
The main issue is the white Tarzan
Tarzan being able to fight a gorilla and tiger isn't even the craziest thing in the books. He learns how to read and write perfectly understandable English using nursery-rhyme books and a fucking dictionary left behind by his parents, all on his own. But he can't understand spoken English, so he leaves notes like "Tarzan of the jungle is protecting you", making Jane and co. think he's this Tarzan guy's retarded helper.
The parts where he killed a gorilla with the help of a knife, a tiger by getting it in a full nelson, and a bunch of tribal people by lynching them from the shadows seem downright realistic next to that stupid shit.
>>71409901
Gorilla hands down. Intelligence, speed and strength.
why would you even question who would win?
>>71410051
Holy shit look at that technique
>>71409371
Do you realize than when you jump the right way you can destroy the whole Earth?
Not many people know this, but it's the same principle as judo. You use the Earth's mass against itself.
>>71410020
>what is leg day
lel i would roundhouse that faggot into the ground
>>71410054
But bears can ride monocycles
show me a gorilla who does that
>>71410096
white man can do anything
tarzan great white hope
>>71409901
The fuck you think?
>>71409901
Both could be beaten by the average person cause we have thumbs and intelligence
>>71410069
A lion?
No fucking problem.
In the taekwondo final exam in Korea they used to put students against a starving tiger in a cage, the true amsters killed the tigers with a single strike to the neck after jumping on it.
This was the test for a BLACK belt , imagine what a true master would be able to do.
>>71410124
wow...
power man could beat up tarzan, a gorrila, and a bear at the same time
>>71410051
that technique that they show is terrifying, a gorilla stands no chance
>>71410168
>the true amsters
>>71410113
>taking a huge shit mid fight
What is this move called again?
>>71410072
> woman
> fighting
>>71410005
they needed a gorilla for the fight, cf thread
>He hasn't choked out a gorilla using ancient Chinese Kung Foo
how do you faggots think the sun makes WHOLE PLANETS its bitch, thats right, by using their weight against them
you dont see people revolving around the sun do you, because the sun can only revolve things that are bigger than it
the same principal applies to gorillas and bears
>>71410184
I mean, obviously, you have to precisely choose the points of contact. And because things can be either hard or flexible, you have to hit where the planet is the hardest.
It's the same with bears, really.
>>71410051
>shitting while in the midst of a fight
I like his style.
>>71410228
the indian takeaway
>>71410054
Dolphins?
>>71410228
the steven seagal
>>71410051
>that perfect shot and angle at the dominant bear shitting
Treadwell was pure kino
>>71408287
The strongest strongman human can't even fight a chimpanzee.
Chimpanzees are on average four times as strong as a very strong human.
It's all hiding under the fur
>>71410256
you may be joking but my father did taekwondo as a youngster and he told me multiple times he could break down a solid brick wall with a kick
>>71410253
It's better to use ancient Chinese Kung Foo Bar.
>>71410256
Earth uses agile techniques to circle the Sun, keeping it confused. The earth is also smarter because humans are on it. ONCE AGAIN, technique trumps size, therefore I could beat a gorilla
>>71410051He dies
>>71410124
kek
>>71410318
nice meme
does the average chimp have balls the size of grapefruit, too?
nobody is saying you can fight a gorilla or chimp but tarzan is supposed to be ultraman and its fantasy. also if he kicked a chimp from a tree swinging on a vine or something he could kill it
>>71410072
that's a woman anon, women can't fight
>>71410318
with good technique you could kick the chimp in the balls and subdue it, intelligence always wins
>>71409901
Whoever wins, we lose.
>>71410051
>taking a huge shit during the fight
is this a new technique???
>>71410365
I think all animal trainers and handlers should be tortured and then put to death in a painful way
>>71410318
They easily could, it's the teeth that's the problem.
Everyone assumes no bites ITT
>the best Tarzan movie is still the Disney one
>mfw
>>71410331
>agile techniques
What, like scrum with continuous integration?
who wins?
>>71410365
the guy / woman ? on the left fucking reaction time...
>>71410365
good thing they had those sticks
>>71408512
brock is huge, you don't know what you're talking about
>>71410415
Can't get close enough.
The cimp will literally tear you apart and has longer arms.
Also the chimp can rage.
I'd rather shoot it tbqh
>>71410443
what feels your heart with so much hatred?
I think there can be no doubt as to what's happening in this picture.
The bird is about to flip the huge buffalo using technique and speed.
>thinking any human can hurt this with a punch
>>71410365
why are they spraing deodorant on it
>>71410365
I'm really glad to know that their plan in case he got attacked was rushing in and whacking at the bear with a tiny stick before escalating to bearspray after the bear's had time to rip the dude's throat out. Gives me real confidence in the kind of people who work with bears.
>>71410443
WHat a retarded edgy fuck.
Yet you eat meat of pigs and cows living their whole life imprisoned with barely the air to breath and dying in gruesome ways, even if you don't need it at all, you only like the taste of it, I do it too, but at least I'm not a hypocrite.
Oh but don't touch the poor bear" he's so edgy and cool like me!
Fuck off, retard, hope they feed you to a hungry bear so we'll see if you still like them so much.
>>71410520
Because it fucking stinks.
>>71410519
With the correct technique I could shatter that
who wins??
>>71410475
At least she sprayed the bear in the face, making it finally back off. The one coming in from the right just sprayed the guy with the best reaction time.
>>71410553
>eating meat
whew sure is edgy in here, is it summer already?
>>71410581
His penis.
>>71410381
Dude all chimps are fucking jacked as fuck
And yes they all have the biggest balls.
Humans have the longest benis tho
>>71410473
the humans can just use the environment to make some improvised weapons
>>71410517
it's not called WING chun for nothing
>>71410473
im willing to be gorillas are harder to concuss than brock lesnars. the gorillas would win in about five minutes
>>71410096
Apparently a Serbian shepherd did actually choke a bear to death a few years ago.
>>71410365
>showing your neck to the bear
Might as well had a sign that says "Please bite here" in bear language
>>71410293
keked hard
this entire thread
>>71410581
The one using the technique known as pussy stank
>>71410622
Fighting the environment with the environment.
That's very good utilization of the judo techniques.
>>71410581
lol he's hard af.
>>71410621
But do they have the best technique?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wz4j3hp.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
gorilla vs deagle brand deagle .50cal, who wins??
>>71410581
>the woman is so weak and shit at wrestling the guy has to wrestle her onto his own face
Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of this fetish?
>haha i want a girl to over power me
>oh wait I have to over power her into over powering me
>>71410621
Yeah but I could just arm bar that faggot lmao
>>71410365
who dies? That dude looks ok once they get the bear off him.
>>71410676
Yes they do.
They charge, hit and rip and tear, and they're faster than us and climb better.
There's no charge we can avoid and whatever happens they'll always get hits.
Our best technique is fucking guns
Could a man take a full-grown roo?
>>71410581
Everyone won, anon.
>>71410517
look at this amazing technique, pretending to get caught and be powerless in order to overwhelm the enemy later by surprise
truly an amazing bird
I bet he could take a gorilla and a bear in a 1v2 situation.
>>71410581
>cutting the part where she pushes her ass on his face
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>71410581
how do i join
https://youtu.be/_UxoDRHmXfs?t=32s
Look at how easily a gorilla drags a man away to his death
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2m9zwir6Keo
>>71410747
If I was a billionaire Id pay to cage him with those two animals
>>71410228
That's no mere technique. My shotokan "sifu" master once spoke of this, a state of being where your entire body is aligned in a state of zen perfection.
True Efficiency. In this state, nothing is impossible.
>>71410732
easy, see at 0:03 where it kicks you just sweep the tail and pin it
>>71410731
>They charge, hit and rip and tear
That's a shit technique, I bet I can outmanouver it and then spinkick it in one of its vital points.
>>71410643
Serbian shephards are totally the ones I look to when I want a truthful account of how a bear was choked to death by a human.
I'm betting he found some malnourished cub whose momma got killed and he just choked the shit out of it because he's a dumb serb shephard who just cares about his flock and bragging rights.
>>71410787
Except you have a gash open in your stomach
>>71410473
Some Brocks may died but the Brocks that are still living will use the bones of the fallen Brocks as weapons and kill the gorillas with it.
Technique triumps again.
>>71410745
lmao why does the gator just slowly close his jaw like he's fucking with it
>>71410820
only if you're slow
sweep the tail anon
>>71410519
I knocked out a black dude once so a gorilla would be no problem.
>>71410775
Why did it even drag him? It didn't take him away, it was just being a dick.
>>71410837
So what technique can be used in this scenario?
Will I gain chimpanzee strength If I inject chimpanzee hormones?
Is there a real life Captain Ameria serum?
>>71410732
did he died?
>>71410854
Show of strength
>>71410732
Every time I see some drunk asshole aussie(yeah I know, redundancies) punching a wallaby I just want them get their intestines kicked to mush by a pack of big roos.
anything is possible with prep time
>>71410887
genetically males are closer to chimpanzees than to female humans and vice versa
>>71410318
He could take him down.
>>71410845
Birds have their reflexes tuned in to movement.
Same reason why if you want to watch a bird close by, you should move slowly and without pause. It would fly away if you moved fast or stayed still.
The gator knows his shit.
>>71410938
did the kangaroo died
>>71410745
kek, saved
>>71410769
Imagine being those two little kids. Holy fuck that'd get your heart pumping.
>>71410938
I feel bad for the roo
>>71409661
>>71410975
Maybe the book one with the armor.
Chimp superstrength is underrated.
They can literally squish a part of you with a hand or tear your limbs or muscles apart.
>>71410886
Even a single lion can win against the sun.
Just wait for the night to fall and for the sun to run away without a fight, because it's scared.
>>71410820
Why do Roos always look either fucking hilarious, or terrifying?
>>71410745
lol
>>71411034
the book mountain is a lanklet, he's 400 pounds at 8 feet tall
>>71408542
stay frosty
>>71411105
Maybe he's all muscle and no fat
superior techniques coming in
>>71411065
doesn't every animal? But seriously, those thing's will kick your insides out
>>71410975
Wasn't the Mountain literally overpowered by a dexfag?
The only reason he won was because the speed guy got cocky.
>>71410581
How has sauce not been posted yet?
>>71410938
Knowing that shit like this works kind of makes you respect hunters throughout history a bit less. Dude just threw a half-assed carcass costume on and it fucking worked.
>>71411012
he let him go at the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjnuVFmiDfM
Victor the wrestling bear, undefeated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDxg0pJAX4
Sumo wrestler vs orangutan.
>>71411135
>>71411135
no it's just that grrm is a retard
>>71411186
he was well fed in the first place.
>>71411146
that one croc got its arm ripped off for no fucking reason man
didn't even flinch either
>>71408405
wouldn't the gorilla just grab onto any human body part he can and peel it off like coat?
>>71411146
i would have put a bullet in that crocs head
>>71411146
Kek that croc on the left ate his bro's arm
>>71408287
Anyone can fight a gorilla.
>>71411146
>did you just take my arm off bro?
>>71410767
this, i want the full webm
>>71410938
but those are the small roos, what about the big ones?
>>71411250
With the right technique
>>71411163
The other guy used poison so maybe it was not all that fair
>>71409901
B E A R
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>>71411154
Nah, I never feel like laughing with bears or tigers. Tigers pretty much always look either terrifying if they're smiling, or just ornate if they're hanging around. But with Roos it's a 50/50 chance that they'll look like terrifying roided skinwalkers coming to rip you apart, or some goofy-looking roided... Goofy, asking if you're mirin'.
>>71409901
They are big guys...
>>71410051
stop it you're on the same side
>>71409901
>tfw all the soft cunts in the world would stop us from ever getting to know the answer
The world should organize one big animal fight each year. Just to see who would win.
One every year. That's all we need to have.
>>71409901
A grizzly literally has knives attached to it's hands
Grizzly 9/10
>>71411306
and then there is the retard
>>71408665
Idiot , you would just use the gorilla's weight against him
>>71410886
Lions are nocturnal
they win
>>71409901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVAP5qWnBek
>>71410643
>Serbs
>human
Pick one.
>>71410854
It thought he was a female gorilla being black and all
>>71409788
Zack= gorilla
Disney's Marvel = regular human
>>71411207
>the bear gets a Coca-Cola for winning the match and just gulps it down
No wonder it was so hard to make bearpits and bearfighting illegal.
>>71410793
Serbia contains many wolves. Thousands of years ago (some say as many as 8000) Showlin monks passing on their way to India taught shepherds how to defend against wolves using doggy style kung foo.
Only when the shepherd defeated the bear in honourable combat did people realise how powerful the technique was though. Now they protect sheep from bears too.
>>71411343
There is an alternate reality where instead of one day purge a year there is a one day animal fight per year and the world is a perfect place.
>>71411358
That's clearly an orc who's forgotten to shave.
>>71411146
>"dude..."
>>71410732
>shh shh shhhhhhh it's all over
>that fucking placid roo face
you retards fail to realize that a gorilla can fucking rip a human arm out easily
there's no technique to avoid pure savage strength
>>71411207
what's with all the booooo? in the background
