>i drank my boss's coffee yesterday
>>71406108
STANDING
>i bet the screenwriter wont let me die
>O BLOODY HELL
I guess someone watched Ida
>>71406108
Did Cersei anticipate he would react this way? Also, why the fuck didn't she get him laid long before marriage was on the table? I'm surprised she didn't fuck him herself.
>>71406108
I was rattled.
Shocked for the first time since Ned before I read the books.
>>71406108
Stannis had the best death
>>71406108
Only thing i could think of was IT crowd, when they find out the irregularities in the pension fund and he jumps
>>71406108
I re-watched that scene after I finished the episode because it was such a fucking good shot
>>71406400
FAAAAAAAAAAATHERRRRRRRR
>>71406108
In the Middle Ages he would've literally been killed for jumping like that
>>71406297
>Also, why the fuck didn't she get him laid long before marriage was on the table
Wat
His mother just killed his wife, father-in-law, brother-in-law, great-uncle & mentor (plus many others from court he knew). Just lost everyone who mattered to him, left with overzealous mother surrounded by her sycophants & zombies. Sudoku was the only way.
>>71406400
You fuck nugget, I wanted to be the first guy to bring it up.
>>71406568
well maybe he was
>>71406586
>implying he cared about anyone in that sept but the woman who took his virginity
Come on dude, Tommen was a beta as they come. That could've been avoided if he just got some fucking tail once in a while.
>>71406528
>>71406673
I'm rewatching this shit twice a year and it never gets old.
The fire at the seapark it's fucking perfection
I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND
post the webm of him flying
>>71407084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49MnzqB28qQ
This episode (this scene in particular) is fucking gold - aside from the gay jokes which seem a bit childish.
>>71406297
I thought she was gonna fuck familia, familia. I was hoping that one on one scene he had with Cersei was gonna lead to that.
>>71407173
is that a laugh track
>>71407173
Yeah the build up was perfect
>>71407297
This show gets a pass on laughing tracks
>>71407297
Studio audience, but almost as bad
Pycelle's was better...or at least funnier.
Some real children of corn shit happening there.
>>71406108
KING'S.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................LANDING
>>71406282
I did.
Great film
>>71406108
TELL ME ABOUT GREGOR, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE HELMET?
>>71409173
you funny hahaha lmao
>>71406228
ON THE EDGE
>>71409173
nice
>>71409173
Would be funny if all the pleb on YouTube/Tumblr didn't make the same joke over a thousand time.
>>71410259
If you think this board represents 4chan you're highly mistaken.
>>71409797
OOOOF THE CRATEEEEER
>>71406282
It's probably actually inspired by that scene from Ida. There were rumors that they wanted to cast the girl who played Ida in GoT (and she refused) so they must have seen and enjoyed the movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdgSG91w-Ec
>>71406297
You'd think she would have the moment she realized that beautiful Highgarden whore was going to fuck him into submission. Just hand him a hundred gold dragons and let an entire brothel have him so when Marg takes him to bed, he won't be impressed.
I love the fact that Tommen has no dialog during the episode.
>>71407173
When she goes to the bar and Richard is there my sides exploded
>>71410662
LIKE THE PRIESTESS ONCE SAID
>>71411882
But he has?
>>71406108
the writing in this episode was terrible but this was a great scene.
pretty sad that cersei prioritized getting the shame woman raped for revenge than checking on her son who she should've known would be devastated by what happened. of course, despite all her claims to love her kids, she really only ever cared about herself.
>>71406108
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD!
RIP Ser Pounce ;_;
>>71406108
Who else saw this coming?
>>71412330
Given that it was spoiled... everyone.
>>71406319
This fampai
It was hard to watch
>>71412330
I thought he would die by season's end because of the prophecy, but I didn't truly expect him to pull it off.
I was more bothered by losing Margaery, Loras, and Kevan
>>71411882
Watch again filthy casual, he has a couple lines
>>71412346
I don't read spoilers or go to /got/ threads in general
But people seem to have autistic interest in making shows and movies worse by reading spoilers
I wasn't spoiled so I didn't expected his death, was really shocked
I thought that first of all he would kill his mother
>>71412420
>Loras
Who literally cares
>Kevan
Who literally cares
>Margaery
I literally care
>>71406108
Maester Pycelle shocked me more. Mostly because it was all the kids stabbing the shit out of him
someone needs to insert the Goofy falling yell into the video of Tommen jumping
>>71412540
As it happened I imagined him hitting the children a bit before they kill him.
They actually went there, but with a pussy shot glossing over it. Should have shown him more desperate and pathetically trying to beat children to save his life and only getting so far before they get to him quickly.
>>71406108
king's landing
>>71412526
>Kevan
Based as fuck, Cersei pls go
>>71406108
>best death
>>71412540
I wanted him to disrobe and show he was super muscled all along and just kung-fu slap the shit out of like 5 kids before disapearing into the night
>>71412761
or start swinging his chain around like it was a rope pelting kids
>>71412526
nigga Loras was peaceful as fuck dindu nuthin wrong
So did Cersei really care? I got the impression she didn't really give a hoot. Jaime will though, since he was their only good son.
Needed this sound:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWL9DS1DZTE
>>71412301
cats can survive falls at terminal velocity. kitty falling from the second floor is gonna be just fine.
>>71412230
>that pic
god fucking dammit
>>71413101
This.
Once put a cat up on my roof, and after much distressed meowing it eventually jumped down. It fucked its paw up though and wouldn't leave my garden, so I put my foot under it and hoofed it into the neighbor's garden where it bitched for a few hours then manned up.
>>71412876
She did, but she was already numbed since she knew it was coming
>>71406108
ned dying was best because no one expected him to die without reading the books and didnt expect the character to die in books either. just expect everyone to die now.
Jamie is going to kill Cerise. They are setting her up to be all Mad Queen like an shit and Jamie is going to put her down before she goes too far.
>>71412237
This desu all that shit to Ned and Sansa was bullshit
>>71413223
Can you expand? Cersei may have thought he'd contemplate suicide? I don't know, I thought she'd just control him once more and was a little shocked at his suicide, but what I took from her reaction was, "Yeah nah, he was a wuss we're better off without".
Losing Margaery was the worst, especially seeing her figure out that Cersei was scheming right before she died in an instant.
>>71413340
Yeah, she did a great job with the acting in that scene. Everything worked pretty well together to bring an atmosphere of alarm.
>>71413251
Jamie... had a hard life...
>>71413323
not that anon, but I believe that Cersei accept Maggy the Frog's prophecy and felt that Tommen's end was near either way. She wouldn't go as far as allowing him to enter the Sept, obviously, but she also didn't think to comfort him in person.
>>71413323
The prophecy said all her kids would die
That a younger queen would overtake her throne
And that her younger brother would kill her
>>71413323
It's poor planning because she's lost legitamacy
>>71413438
The prophecy didn't say younger brother
>>71413323
>Can you expand?
Cercei was convinced that the prophecy surrounding her kids was true and that tommen was dead no matter what.
>>71411768
Exactly what I was thinking. Maybe Georgie thought of that and figured Tommen commiting suicide would make for better drama.
>>71413484
it said in another tongue
valyrian i think ?
Not sure if it did on the show, but I think it did on the books
>>71406568
>he would have been murdered for committing suicide
what
>>71406282
i thought the same thing! That fixed shot where the aunt just hops out.
>>71413613
suicide is punishable by death in those days
>cercei grows even colder now her purpose in life is gone
>feels no joy now the vengeance is complete because it cost her her children
>Jaime dissaproves of her methods and she puts distance between him and her
>goes mad with paranoia
>can't trust anyone
>Jaime is again forced to choose
>kills Cersei before she sets fire to the city to prevent Danny from taking it or some shit
>>71413613
You can go to jail if you try to commit suicide and fail in some countries
>>71406108
COME FLY WITH ME, LETS FLY LETS FLY AWAY
>>71413699
Jaimie is confirmed to kill Cersei before she burn down the city
And to die fighting the white walkers
>>71406108
why wasn't the septa with Margaery???
>>71413319
I need an "abandon thread" of this.
>>71413703
yeah, but, killing someone for trying to die? aren't you just helping them commit suicide? fuckin silly
>>71413781
I would be pretty pissed for an instant if someone interrupted me committing suicide to try and kill me
>>71413101
Cats survive falls from the second floor, but not floor 3, 4 and 5. BUT they survive from floor 6 and up. They have enough time then to contort their body to reduce terminal velocity to non-lethal speed.
>>71413779
and in gif/webm
>>71413882
why do cats hate the numbers 3, 4 and 5?
![Mountain-Head-Smash[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/19YW2ae.gif "Mountain-Head-Smash[1].gif")
This was the best death of the series
>>71413781
You are also not allowed to be buried in a churchyard which was a very big deal. So you couldn't have a Christian burial and wouldn't go to heaven as suicide is a sin.
>>71413909
Because 3 eight 9.
>>71413882
how many test subject did you have? 4?
>>71413989
What did Mr. Meow Meow mean by this?
>>71413955
It is known.
>>71413882
>>71413101
>>71412301
>>71413699
>>71413749
my brain can only handle so much poetry
they didnt learn from the mistakes of the targaryans and history was doomed to repeat itself
>>71413882
3 cats had to die for this to be determined
>>71414210
cats are fucking weird
>>71414335
level 0-1-2-3: 1 dead cat
level 4: 1 dead cat
level 5: 1 dead cat
level 6+: 1 alive cat
requires 4 cats, unless you already know it won't survive the 4th drop, so you can reuse it for 6+.
Why didn't he scream? It didn't matter how depressed he was. He was experiencing free fall for the first time.
>>71414660
He even put the crown down before he jumped. He was quite morose.
>>71411768
she could have fucked him herself.
>>71414660
a True king doesn't scream when he commits selfregicide
If cats always land on their feet, hows that tommen, a Lion, died?
>>71414793
Lions are bigger, they need more altitude to reduce terminal velocity.
tommen vs 5 cats
who wins
>>71413596
"Little brother". It's quite obviously Tyrion.
>>71414964
the bad pussy
>>71409069
Kek
>>71406400
>>71406528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLeZJkJrLzE
FAAAAATHEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>71412761
kek this would be so good
Anyone else felt a bit sad that he died? I thought I'd be happy because I hate Cersei.. but I didn't feel good about his death.
>>71415128
no because he was a dumb little faggot who listened to some old fanatic weirdo instead of his mom or uncle/dad
>>71415128
It was surprising at first but once it happened I realized it was the only reasonable outcome for his story, and it felt right.
So I guess it was mostly neutral for me.
>>71415205
He listened a lot to Cersei at first. Almost as if she pulled the strings through Tommen.
>>71415162
>Freeze frame
>*scratch record*
>You're probably wondering how I got here
>>71415128
he is kind of like the last Czar of russia or the hapsburg emperor of mexico. a decent guy who belonged in a cubicle filing tax returns and watching sitcom reruns with his wife, not running a huge country in wartime
>>71413432
>>71413438
>>71413446
>>71413510
Thanks guys, I think I need to rewatch GoT since I've long forgotten the earlier episodes.
I guess that's why they call it kings landing
>>71415128
tommen could have been a very good ruler with the right mentorship
tyrion fucked that up
>D&D say he wouldn't have done it if Cersei had been there with him
why wasn't she?
>>71414471
>>71414335
>>71413882
Pretty sure it's just from collecting reports of people whose cats have accidentally fallen out of windows on different stories of buildings. It isn't like people were actually throwing out cats in experiments.
>>71414210
WAIT WHAT
>>71415419
You underestimate my determination
Cersei obviously cared, it's just... how much at this point? She already sees him as having betrayed here, but she did stop him from going to the trial, so she clearly didn't want him dead.
Tommen was kind of interesting, a sensitive and good boy who would have made a great king.
A more pragmatic king would have sat there, pondered his mothers evil genius, and then swiftly had the palace guard kill her on sight and chop the mountain to pieces. Sad to lose such a beautiful wife; but he's fucking High King. He can literally have a harem if he wants, and any pretty highborn girl as his wife. Taking a literal dive doesn't compute.
Yoren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=644yICFua_w
>>71415351
I will find you, you spic some of a btich.
>>71415480
They have a specific way of landing which redistributes their momentum without killing them.
Why do you think people thought they were demons?
>>71414431
THICC!
>>71414975
Could be either.
It's more tragic and painful for it to be Jaime so it'll be him I'm betting.
>>71413955
Fucking Jason vorhees shit
>>71415296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp8EQqzx2k0
>>71415523
>They have a specific way of landing which redistributes their momentum without killing them.
This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard
It's a simple matter of terminal velocity not being able to kill something this light giving the contact surface area
>>71415487
it makes perfect sense when you're a teenager in love. that youthful passion overrides all other considerations or logic
>>71415529
It's obviously Jaime.
He killed a mad wildfire obsessed king before. He will again.
Even in the show you can see him thinking, "what has she become".
>>71415298
>>71415611
Ah, that explains that then, as I'm a cynical and ruined man in his late twenties who has never felt more than a crush. It's outside my experience.
>>71415355
>Tyrion
You mean Tywin
wasn't even important enough to get poisoned like his siblings.
>>71414431
That cat is being thrown in. You can see a hand right as it breaks the ice.
>>71415494
Yorens death hit me harder than the red wedding ever could.
At least he went out like a fooking legend.
>>71415874
well i guess it's time to delete that phony bullshit webm that made me believe in a slightly more magical world
thanks for looking out, anon
>>71415933
Any time. There are much better cat videos out there that are actually real.
>>71415908
if your reaction to the red wedding was anything other than laughter then you might be a redditor. it's some the worst shit i've ever seen on tv
>>71414210
>tfw just remembered my old cat jumped a shorter distance than that, suffered brain damage and had to be put down
I miss you, Xeno.
Fuck I've lost three cats that I loved and it gets me so upset fuck my life, mane.
>>71416121
>le edgy contrarian opinion
The red wedding was a surprise for anyone who didn't know it was coming. Almost as surprising as Ned's death for Catelyn to die there.
>>71406108
Someone add the "to be Continued" music to this scene
>>71416121
I thought it was serviceable, not bad for what it was but it was pretty obvious even as a non book reader.
I wasn't shocked at all really, I think in part because I re-watched the first 2 seasons while 3 was airing and what little Frey action there was still set them up as creepy, slimy, untrustworthy opportunists.
No way you can screw them on a deal and not get stabbed in the back as a result
>>71406297
>why the fuck didn't she get him laid long before marriage was on the table?
Because she can't tell the future.
>>71407084
A SEAPARKS!?
>>71406108
>>71406108
>>71406108
KINGS LANDING POTTERY
WINTERFELL POTTERY
STARKS FALL FROM GRACE STARTED WTIH BRAN
LANNISTERS FALL ENDS WITH TOMMEN
POTTTTERY
>>71412761
Seriously, what was the point of having him secretly be in pretty good shape for his age if the ONE TIME he gets to prove it only knocks back one child/
>>71406319
I guessed he'd die in the episode. I wasn't shocked at all. What kind of pleb are you?
I also guessed that one bitch was Arya as soon as she smiled at Jaime. Did you cucks pick up on that too or am I just a genius?
>>71417667
I caught Arya but didnt see Tommen's death coming at all
>>71406297
Because she is literally the worst mother. She never even considered his feelings at all.
>>71416121
wew lad don't cut yourself on that edge
>>71417667
The arya thing was so fucking obvious I cringed. Especially with the teleportation abilities acquired by half the characters this season.
I prayed it wouldn't be that stupid as soon as I saw her but deep down I knew it would be.
>>71417667
>Arya smiled at Jaime last episode
Wait, what?
>tfw level 0 reader
>talk to people at work about GOT
>they think ned fucked her sister
jesus christ the average TV viewer literally has 30 IQ
>>71417667
D&D are very predictable
>>71417802
when she was in drag
>>71416141
im sorry anon
>>71417807
I knew this would happen.
Plebs man, what can you do.
>>71406108
RIP, sweet boypuss! ;_;
Did anyone get any satisfaction out of his death?
I never really hated him and it was so long since the red wedding that It just seemed like story house keeping.
>>71418255
i didnt care
I don't know about "best" but this White Walker gets a nod for most satisfying.
>>71418255
>It just seemed like story house keeping
so did most of the deaths this season. feels like the writer's realized they only have 1 season to wrap things up so they just started offing characters right and left to cut down on the plots.
>>71406297
in the books he's like 9
>>71418340
Forgot pic
>>71418255
i expected the entire scene to be a dream sequence. it felt so surreal and out of place.
>>71418255
would have been better with some actual build up and without another use of awkward teleportation.
We've gone from season long road trips to characters just showing up where ever the plot needs them to. It robs the events and actions of any lasting impact.
Because it just feels like convenient "got ya!" twists at that point.
>>71418255
When the scene was going on I thought his old age was getting to him and he was going senile
Honestly wish that did happen, him going crazy and doing stupid shit to ruin his whole house wouldve been more satisfying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_xYu38xqYE
>>71418346
Osha's death was shit. Easily the most rageworthy.
Balon's death and Euron were also shit. They took one of the most insane, badass villains of the books and turned him into another goofy crotch grabber.
>>71418398
>We've gone from season long road trips to characters just showing up where ever the plot needs them to. It robs the events and actions of any lasting impact.
Would you have actually wanted to see 2-3 scenes of Arya traveling to the twins just to kill Frey? Or Varys & CO. on boats riding to meet with Daenerys? I feel like this "teleportation" they're using is to help keep the show at a good pace and not fill it with useless scenes of people on a boat
literally same death as the butler from boardwalk empire, another hbo show
>>71418709
took her two seasons of walking around westeros to finally get on a boat to braavos
and now she just teleported from braavos to where her assassination target is
yeah, it's a bit shit
considering her magic teleportation and logistics powers to pop up there, set up a kill and execute it she might as well got info that her siblings are still alive in the north so she could come by and say hello
I have a guro fetish and If they did a close up of Margaery being burned alive then that would have made me came and probally be the best death.
>>71418851
It's called fast-travel. Play more video games.
>>71412230
AAAAAND I'M HOPING
>>71415577
kekked
>>71418851
How about the speed at which Varys travels?
>>71406108
Somebody add the Curb theme to it.
>>71415351
CARLOS
>>71416141
I wish I could hug you through the screen
>>71417932
why are you such a faggot
CRASHING THIS SEPT
WITH NO SUVIVORS
>>71418011
underfuckingrated
Wait did kevan lannister die at the sept too? Where is he during all of this?
>>71420759
He was shown inside the sept as well so yes he's dead.
>>71420548
Jesus Christ dude I died. Top kek
>>71415351
Heard this joke a million times already
>>71416532
she kind of can she knew all of her children would die
>>71421142
i guess that's why they call it weeaboo.
>>71415497
Kek
>>71415577
oh my god my sides
>>71413484
both of her brothers are younger than her
>>71413779
>>71413184
edgy bro
>>71419540
>>71420393
There were Tyrell and Martell ships in the fleet, so they either met half way, or the fleet has already passed Dorne.
>>71418709
I personally like it
but I feel its just so out of place, when you got jamie and brienne pretty much going nowhere for half a season, but in 1 episode varys and arya(who is still badly wounded) go halfway across the world
>>71416141
;_;
>>71412198
i remember that feeling. i was uncontrollably gasping for air
>>71414210
look at how he swings his legs around and spread his body out for the last few metres to create more resistance.
8/10 tail not straight
>>71416011
no one is watching that video for the cat you retard
>>71412526
t.LOOK AT ME IM A HUGE FAGGOT
>>71417802
Nah she gave him the stink eye.
>>71418255
HE COULD'VE JUST GET UP AND RAPE ARYA TO HER DEATH BUT NO THERE IS A THING CALLED PLOT ARMOR
>>71424086
Arya drank from the fountain and healed her wounds.
>>71416141
at least you gave them a good life while it lasted anon
>>71423053
Perfect
>>71420393
Fuck this made me laugh. Nice.
>>71418432
This. I thought he was high af
GLADIATORS DRAW THEIR SWORDS
FORM THEIR RANKS FOR
ARMAGEDDONNNNNN
![797733-ah110408sadpanda[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/34u6hkK.jpg "797733-ah110408sadpanda[1].jpg")
>>71416141
>>71416141
If you don't want dead cats, don't buy any cats.
My name is Michael Weston. I used to be a spy.
>>71406108
>innocent young boy manipulated by two harpies and eventually ends up committing sudoku
accurate
>>71413028
kek
>>71406297
>Cersei
>anticipating
Qyburn is the one doing all the work, Cersei just comes up with the original idea then just leaves to drink herself to death.
>>71413438
KINGSLAYER WILL BECOME QUEENSLAYER
>>71412237
I think cersei knew what was going to happen or she would have had someone stay with him. She had entered into her madness and given up on her happiness and family thanks to the prophecy, she knows she is going to lose tommen anyway and let's face it, she wants revenge on everyone and her own son basically sentenced her to death, there was no shock in her when she found out. When she decided to blow up the sept she kept tommen away, she couldn't kill her own son, but maybe she knew how he would react, all she cares about is power now
>>71412330
Well duh, we knew he was going to kill himself for weeks. You're no genius. Doesn't mean it wasn't a good scene
>>71407173
What's so fucking funny?
>>71420613
nice
>>71406297
I think she had accepted that Tommen would die someway. When she realized that fortuneteller was right about her life,
Tommen was already dead for her.
>>71428071
Can't you hear the people laughing in the background? Its super funny lol! xD
>>71406282
You all suck at this. The scene is literally stolen from La Meglio Gioventu aka Best Of Youth.
Fuck you all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g0aMITc03o
>>71413135
>>71411681
bad technique tbqh, tommen's was better
>>71415598
>It's a simple matter of terminal velocity not being able to kill something this light giving the contact surface area
No.
>>71419215
FOR SOME MIRACLE
>>71406108
Ned's was better. So was Viserys'. And Pycelle's in the same episode.
>>71406108
Is it just me or are most of the scenes where someone teleports easily explained by the fact that there are months in between each episode and the scenes in an episode don't happen within hours from each other?
Arya had no intersecting points with any other story, she could have done every part in Bravos before most of season 6 and then spent traveled to kill Frey while everything else was happening
>>71428369
>mfw watching this drunk during a dark time
>mfw im italian
>>71406586
>His mother just killed his wife, father-in-law, brother-in-law, great-uncle & mentor
People he has known for how long exactly? Right. The whole scene was ridiculously contrieved to make Cersei childless and full-on evil as soon as possible.
"Hey, Ramsay and Frey are dead, we need a new top villain."
And people still defend this shit... depressing.
>>71429529
NICE
>>71413184
you're a piece of shit. i hope someone leaves you on a roof
>>71406400
Same
>>71415791
Who was killed by Tyrion you fucking dumb cunt
I swear showfags are literally brain dead
