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What is Jon Snow's actual name?
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>>71401291
Throatwarbler Mangrove
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David
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His real name is Jon Snow. If you found out that your parents gave you a secret name and never told you about it, would you stop using the name you're used to?
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>>71401291
Dj faggot
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>>71401364
Azor Ahai
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Jonegar Stark
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Daenerys
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>>71401291
Jon Sand if he was born in Dorne out of wedlock.

Jon Targaryen if Rhaegar/Lyanna were married.
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Jon Baratheon
any other answer is invalid
FACT
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>>71401291
Benedict Cumberbatch
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Jaehaerys
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a song of ice and fire
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>>71401291
Aegon
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bane
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Abig Ghai
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>>71401291

Johnny Smith, king of the northside
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Looked something like oregano
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>>71401533

But Baratheon genetics don't make you a stout, muscular, thick-chested big guy? I thought Jon was limber.
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>>71401751
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>>71401291
Jon Sand
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>>71401291
Jon Sand, or Jon Dayne.

The baby in that scene wasn't Jon. Ned switched the baby with a bastard and left Lyanna's baby at Starfall when he left Dawn. Why? Because it's a Targ baby, and a Targ baby would stand out like a sore thumb in the North. But Dayne's look like Targs, so he wouldn't stand out there. Add to that the fact that the Dayne's were Targ loyalists. They'd be trusted to keep the baby a secret, to keep him safe from Robert.

Why do you think they purposely kept the name from us when hiding it does nothing if it's Jon like everyone expects? Why do you think they did the shot of Dawn leaning up against the bed, in full focus as Ned kneels beside Lyanna?

The big final twist will be that Jon WAS a bastard after all. He's not the son of a prince and destined to save the world like all the readers expect him to be. He's just a common bastard, and he saved it anyway. It's the final fuck you from GRRM, who's been wanting to subvert the expectations of fantasy throughout the books.

Also if he's a Dayne it would make Jon the next Sword of The Morning, fulfilling the garbled idea of him being Azor Ahai reborn, as Dawn is in fact Lightbringer muddled by centuries of stories, verbal revellings and people attaching prophecies to the historical event of Dawn being used to fight back against the Long Night.
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>>71401727
This.
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>>71402199
So where is the Targshit baby?

Ned wouldn't let his sister's kid be killed.
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>>71402295
At Starfall, safe and sound training as a squire or some shit to keep him from getting too close to the war.
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>>71402199
The baby is only half targ, so any argument about it sticking out really makes no sense.

Also, the big flaw of your idea is that if jon is not the tower of joy baby, he then still has to be someone's bastard baby that Ned stark took home for no reason.
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>>71402199
>Autism : the post
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It's probably just Rhaegar desu senpai
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>>71401347
i think you mean Raymond Luxury Yacht
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>>71401291
John Smith
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>>71401291
probably jon targ

JON TARG AND DANY TARG

DEY GON FUG

THE GAME OF THRONES IS NEVER OVER
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>>71402490
A half targ is just as likely to stick out in the North. Ned would have no way of knowing if it'd grow up looking like Rhaegar, which would become a dead giveaway.

>for no reason

It was an exchange. House Starfall gets the prince's bastard, House Stark get's a Dayne to fortify the bond between the houses and to switch out with the baby he'd been travelling with thus far, so everyone didn't start asking questions as to why the fuck he was travelling with a child that he then abandoned at Starfall.
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Jontron
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>>71402572

Did jack have a stroke? He's not lookin too good.
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>>71402930
hahahahaha
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>>71402874
You forget that nobody knows who Jon's mother is.

For all they know she's some chick with light blonde hair. Why would they question Jon's parentage when Ned claim's that he is his?

The only question would be about the mother and she could have been anybody. Least likely a Targaryen woman, as there would have been none for Ned Stark to fuck.
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Jaehaerys III Targaryen
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>>71401291

Viserys.

I am not bullshitting.
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Darkstar
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>>71403275
he's not a blackstar
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>>71403110
There's more to Targ looks than light blonde hair. They're not Lannisters. Outside of Essos(due to all the Valyrians), the only places you really get Targ looks is on the Iron throne, and the houses that heavily intermarried with the Targs, Starfall being perhaps the most notable example of it.

If Ned Stark shows up with a kid who looks like a Targ there'd be tons of people asking questions. Hell, people already act like it's an odd thing that Ned would have a bastard and that's when the kid looks like it could be his. A bastard with Targ-looks running around in the North would have attracted A LOT of attention and questions.

Also, in the books there is actually a woman who as far as everyone knows is Jon's mother, because Ned had to show off SOMEONE as the mother as he travelled with the baby before he could finally return home. Surprise surprise, she ended up a wetnurse at Starfall.
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