autism for everyone edition
previous thread: >>71380908
Head of Household (HoH):Nicole
Power of Veto (PoV):Paul
Up for eviction on thursday:Jozea, Paulie, Bridgette
>Bunch of free streaming places got nuked by cbs because they were posted here
>New season and people still asking for the ones that survived to be posted
Which way is the house leaning, eviction wise?
>>71396270
jozea because regardless of what he thinks of himself he is not the glue
3rd for cutest
>>71396361
>tfw her and viktor would make a good couple
>tfw haven't been able to watch the feeds since Friday
>don't know if the stream I have has been nuked yet since I haven't been at my computer
I'm holding my breath bros, I don't have a backup plan.
Anyone have decent pics of Shelly from BB17? She was super cutie.
>>71396558
No one here is a grave robber, degenerate.
>>71396717
don't be jelly, they are gonna hookup
>>71396785
he won't be around long enough for that
>>71396946
oh yes i was hoping someone captured this
Hello /bb/ I just unboxed my new router hopefully I can start watching the feeds soon. Thank you for reading.
has anything interesting happen at all since the feeds went up?
>>71397725
We saw Bronte's titties.
Also Jozea has been hilariously delusional...that's about it.
>>71397725
tiffany has been cute
>>71397774
vanessa comes back and switched with tiffany when
>>71397748
we saw michelle's also
>>71397725
corey and nicole did their working workout
>lifting with an arched back
reminder that corey skips leg day
>>71397796
when?
>>71397851
when she was readjusting her pixel top yesterday
>tfw it's pouring rain irl and i'm watching the livefeed
is this the ultimate comfy?
might cop a hot choco desu
>not eating oatmeal when your favorite houseguest is on slob
step it up fampai
>>71398187
I'm having a four loko and a cheeseburger and chicken sandwich from the 2 for $5 burger King menu
/bb/ senpai that have a waifu, why did you choose your waifu?
>>71398435
I like when she smiles
Miss me yet /tv/?
BB Africa is pretty terrifying desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPCvqde8fqI
>>71398435
She gets me rock
>>71398435
oh summer child, you dont know the first thing about waifuism
you're waifu chooses you
>>71398435
shes perfect
>>71396270
Jozea by a long shot.
And the funny thing is, Jozea and the people he's close with (Paul, Nat, Bronte) have absolutely no clue. Thursday's eviction with be an iconic blindside.
>>71397961
same
is helen in danger or i she just a pawn? havent rly watched anything this season
Should I get bbviewer?
>>71398435
Her voice makes me diamonds
>>71399229
THE HOUSE ISNT READY
DO NOT MAKE ANY BIG MOVES
VOTE WITH HOUSE
>>71399259
I use bbviewer over the player on cbs because I can watch the quad cam and switch which audio plays
>>71398516
Hmmmm. Who does she remind me of? I can't put my finger on it.
:)
>>71399380
lol
>>71399334
that sounds worth it. Does it really break that often?
>>71399429
Not that often. But currently it's down.
Just follow the guy that made it when he updates. https://twitter.com/liquid8d/status/747571259924373504
So who's actually watched this show before out of the cast?
>all the returnees
>nicole
>zakiyah
>paulie
everyone else doesn't know anything, jozea didn't even know who zingbot was
>>71399533
tiffany has
>>71399624
yeah that's obvious I forgot to include her. Corey also doesn't seem completely out of it but he's not too knowledgeable.
>>71399533
ok I'm stupid I meant to type michelle instead of Nicole also. she knows all the past house guests
reminder that jason was the ultimate bb fan and deserved to come back and get another chance since davonne ruined it for him last year
>>71399533
michelle has over 5000 confirmed r/bigbrother posts
>>71399811
Go back to twitter, Jason.
Bridgette made comments about shaving reddit's eyebrows before she'd resuscitate her. When reddit found out she wasn't pleased and spoke to the cameras about ensuring Bridgette couldn't work as a nurse again.
>>71399956
That's ok I'll take care of her for the rest of her life.
>>71400015
dumb kpopposter
How different is this to the UK version ameribros? Our show is going to shit and thinking of switching and watching your series from the 1st and up, but what are the changes?
>>71400015
REEEEEEEEEE STOP POSTING KPOP HERE
>>71399956
The worst part was Bridgette is super innocent and added "I'm just kidding" at the end but when people retold it they left it out.
all hail tiff
>>71400047
The first season is very similar, but American culture didn't fit very well with it.
Season 2 is where you should start - the main difference is that the people in the house are openly allowed to discuss the nominations, and they themselves vote on who goes home. Every week there's a competition to determine the head of household (HOH), that can be skill, or luck, or endurance. The HOH nominates two people for eviction. In season 2 that was it, and all the houseguests just voted on which of the two they wanted to leave, but since then they've been adding more twists. A standard one for the past, like, 14 seasons now is the veto competition - another competition is held (again luck, or skill, or endurance), and the winner gains the ability to remove one nominee from the block and the HOH has to pick a person to replace them.
As a whole, the US series is less about wacky personalities in the house and more about lying, scheming, and backstabbing.
>>71400244
>you don't have to be the prettiest lookin girl, but if you're just so down to earth and so chill I'm all about it
>Tiffany has daddy issues
>>71400295
Ok thanks for the info.
>>71400466
who doesnt
Who are nicole and frank talking about right now that they decided is the weak link? I think its davonne but I don't remember anything about awnings
>>71400296
who the fuck said that
>Nobody here is praising Zakiyah's ass
Homosexuals. All of you.
>>71400633
Paulie said it to Tiffany. Then they talked about being nerds lol XD
viktor interviewing jozea and paul get in here lads
I JUST SAW GLENN ON THE SHOWER CAM
>>71401005
Nicole and Frank are getting some big bonding time in though. They're also making fun of jozea and paul for talking about their instagram followers right now and hoping they get internet famous rather than playing the game
where do i watc hfeeds free help
>>71400749
what the fuck paulie how is she not pretty you cuck
>>71401111
Now corey making fun of them for the instagram talk and calling them out for wanting to be actors/models.
#guurl
>>71401381
its giirrrrr
natalie looking ridiculously gorgeous right now
Holy shit Paulie has the worst taste in music ever
>eminem
>50 cent
>breaking benjamin
>papa roach
>disturbed
>Davonne was called to do Survivor but was told she didn't fit the theme.
>>71401930
m8 how far behind are you
I think Nicole and Day are both terrible BB players that have such a huge built in advantage this season
>>71401930
10 mins
>>71396016
Testing. Just downloaded a 4chan app. I guess Clover is no longer on the Google Play store
>>71402037
>tfw
I rarely ever phone post but fuck I got a new phone and saw it wasn't there to download and got upset that I didn't have my old phone to transfer it over
What's she doing with that cucumber?
James is cooking a grilled cheese in the way that ruins a stick of butter and would enrage my autism so fucking badly. I now understand why Ian took all the punishments, it kept him sheltered from rages like this.
Lets say, Jozea "The Messiah" gets voted out this week, but then comes back from sequester and re-enters the game by some miracle. It would be the second coming of the Messiah and the shit would hit the fan. I can't stand the guy, but would love to see the beautiful chaos that would happen with him back in the game. ja feel?
>>71402596
but only one or two people actually like him
so Paul is obviously here trying to get hired by a clothing company
>alien talk comes up
>we'll be right back fish screen
Yeah we know this show is run by ayy lmaos
>Jogay telling more people he's a messenger for the newbies
I hope he tries to disappear from the world after Thursday even Michelle is playing him now.
Bronte and Natalie say there are both half hispanic / half italian. And I can guarantee their hispanic halves are mostly Spanish with very little indio blood. Same goes for Victor and Glenn Garcia.
It's hilarious that white SJWs think these fucking criollos count as racial minorities when they're >80% european by blood.
>>71403618
>all my grandparents were 25% Mexican so I'm 100% mexican
who cares if I was born in Russia and my name is Lorenzo
>>71396946
I finally realized who she looks like! It's been on my mind all week!
>>71403303
Would Corey bone Jozea?
What crawled up ED's ass?
>>71403923
HIV
>>71403923
lol thats his personality
>Jozea says we woudn't look at his boyfriends and say they're gay
>he says they look like models
Do faggots actually think models look straight?
Funny or homoerotic?
She is so dopey, and cute.
>>71403923
He just hates everything and everyone
Nobody cares about your social media accounts shut the fuck up
>>71403995
gaay
>>71403945
Underrated.
>>71404050
bless him
where to find evel dicks podcast 4 free
One of the best moments in bb17
https://streamable.com/5926
>>71404283
help her
where can i see bronte and michelle's tits?
Did I really miss >>71404236 and >>71404283 because this faggot >>71404161 had me reminiscing?
>>71404236
>>71404283
NOW PAULIE IS KILLING THE WAIFUS TOO??
>>71404449
right here
>>71403923
ED's just an edgelord
>>71404485
That happened last night
>>71403618
victor looks greek to me
then again bronte looks arab to me so i maybe im no good at figuring those things out
>>71404283
He's using the same strategy as his brother...
>>71404485
Happened on 6-25 sensei. If you need a timestamp check the media section of Jokers (that is where I got the images).
>>71404530
oh that's weird I was watching last night. Must have fallen asleep since they're so boring if frank, zakiyah, and nicole are off screen
where my /tiff/ bros
>>71401903
>Remembers when Cody got w Papa Roach CD in his HOH basket
I guess it runs in the family.
>>71403923
The Hiv spread to his brain.
>>71404579
Oh wait I confused the dates. It was this >>71404578
>>71404530
>That happened last night
Ahh, then my last post (>>71404578) is probably wrong.
>>71404583
right here tifferfriend
>>71403923
The Hiv spread to his brain.
>>71404449
archive
search /bb/
>>71404653
>>71404662
really hope she makes it far
So, is this a thing?
He is so much bigger than she is.
>>71404744
>>71404795
Frank got her first
>>71404700
she seems really strong to me i think she will man
>>71404744
>>71404849
Frank and her were getting pretty close game plan wise today
>>71404832
>when she wasn't ready for you to nut.
>>71404871
yeah she does I think shes in pretty good with everyone on her side except maybe Day
>Zakiyah will never smother you while punching you in the genitals and upload it to instagram
Does anyone else think that Paul looks a lot like Shia LeBeouf
>>71404985
I think everyone sees her as someone good to keep around until jury time and then get rid of her
>>71405031
was thinking this fag
vics sister got B L A C K E D
L
A
C
K
E
D
>>71405124
>>71405031
Does he have a GF? Because he keeps touching Bronte.
>>71405061
i'm expecting a lot of game to come out of her
>>71405196
Pretty sure he's single and trying to flirt with her.
>>71404043
what's up with them nostrils?
>>71405108
>>71405196
>unironically responding to a literal reddit repost
>everyone leaves to take pics except michelle whos eating again
fucking lol
>166 posts
>30 IPs
sad desu
>>71405409
300 lbs moochelle pls
>>71405415
>>71405409
her name is reddit
>>71405263
>implying posters ITT aren't a part of the Reddit-4chan-Jokers holy trinity.
>>71405415
>>71405415
>sad
>not comfy
>>71405658
are we all in agreement that tiff is best girl
>all 4 cameras in the kitchen
>>71405729
yes is such a fucking qt
>>71405729
not sure i mean do you want literal perfection or not?
>>71405729
A CHALLENGER APPEARS!
I want to marry Birdgette I don't care how bad she is at the game
>tfw having sex with bridgette and losing your boner because she's so fat
>>71406033
>He suffers from low test
>>71405933
>>71405971
>>71406013
>>71406055
>wasting 589 KB on bridgette caps
do they ever fuck on this show
>>71406033
I was used to not wearing condoms during sex so the last girl I had sex with I wore a condom and lost my boner. She was very nice (and kinda fat) and took off my condom and sucked my dick to try to get it hard again.
I just waited an hour and then fucked her real good and came in a few minutes and farted when I came and I haven't talked to her since.
>>71406145
yes
>>71406134
god damn i have so many tiff caps already i need to make a seperate folder
>>71406145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN0peP7kEWw
>>71406288
more pixels than her outfit ayy
>>71406134
>>71406288
>>71406309
BLACKED
>>71406145
yes. Production even supplies condoms.
sorry for being mean
bridgette is alright
>bbviewer still kill
zzzzzzz
>>71406145
>do they ever fuck on this show
too obvious
>>71406339
wtf why are the leaves in different spots
>>71406489
One is Vanessa
>>71406489
oh wow...
>>71406489
cannot be unseen
>>71406489
Skin moves around when you move.
>>71406524
not possible since she was on reality recaps the other night
>>71406489
after checking this carefully after posting it, they are in the same spot but the right pic is from an angle that makes it look different
>>71406489
really makes you think
>>71406489
reptilian
>>71406489
consequences will never be the same
>>71406489
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>71406489
you is trolling
why are they taking pics all the time
Anything exciting happen since the bronte slip? Haven't watched since then
Michelle is best girl, who agrees?
>>71406932
Jozea really wants Instagram stuff and everyone knows he's being evicted so they're enabling him
feeds down or is BBviewer not working?
>IM NOT GAY BRO I SWEAR
>>71406489
DELETE THIS
-Vanessa
>tiffany sitting on paulies lap
GET OFF HIM
>>71407040
viewer down
https://twitter.com/liquid8d/status/747571259924373504
>>71407120
shes just playing big brother its ok bro
>>71407045
tifftor or vikfany?
>>71407094
>doesn't have a vanessa folder
>>71407265
gay
jatalie or nason?
CUTE
U
T
E
>>71407271
bridgonte
how tall are the girls?
>>71407459
5'8
yes you are a manlet
Who's our girl? Michelle?
>>71407459
according to bronte's model mayhem page
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: 100 lbs
Bust: 32"
Waist: 23"
Hips: 30"
Cup: B
Dress: 1
Shoe: 7.5
2012
why
>>71407686
they own her tv rights until September so she's thanking them for letting her go on a different tv channel.
>>71407868
>>71403923
Obviously a Survivor Sucks poster.
>>71407620
>Who's our girl? Reddit?
*wins HOH*
heh, you think i didn't have a game, kidd?
*nominates you*
*evicts you*
psssh… nothin personnel… kid…
How do you guys think Nicole and Tiffany feel?
>Davonne gets her black people oils all over nicole's bed all day
>Jogay gets his black peple oils all over Tiffany's hats all day
>>71407937
sleep tight jasers
>>71408046
tiffany low-key hates niggers
Is that fake nose connected to the glasses?
>>71408031
tiffany bros confirmed for best memers
>>71408096
lmao cant unsee that now
>>71408031
kek
>>71408073
Even if you don't hate niggers there's no ignoring that she has a nigger laying in her bed all day and it has to smell like shit
>>71408096
Again I'll say it for the 3rd time. Bronte is the ugliest non old, non minority chick in BB history.
>>71407620
Hell no
>>71408150
i'm pretty sure tiffany sleeps alone, since nicole, day and zak sleep together, right?
