How the fuck is this even possible?
>The adaptation of the iconic videogame, first announced in 2014, is becoming a trilogy
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jun/28/tetris-films-trilogy
>>71395131
>"Too much story"
Complete, total, and 100% unmitigated BULL SHIT.
It's for more shekels and you fucks know it.
it's a gore film about a gang that murders people by chucking bricks at them as they walk through a narrow alley.
>Presumably with an eye on the boom market of China, it’ll have a global feel and a partly China-set shoot
They have no shame.
>>71395131
Well, if eMojis can have a movie...
>haha this is so incredibly stupid. i HAVE to pay to see it!
and let the shekels roll in
>>71395131
Did you really expect them to be able to fit all the story and lore of Tetris into a single movie?
>>71395131
Post yfw it's a po-mo masterpiece using Tetris and it's IRL background (development process, life of the creator etc.) more as a recurring theme/symbolism than a direct story adaptation of the gameplay.
>>71395234
Y'know if they make it some type of cyberpunk movie there's some potential there.
>it turns out to be a deeply in depth and fascinating thriller about the construction and ramifications of the Berlin Wall
>>71395131
>Tetris gets trilogy as story 'too big' to fit into single film
I think i got a stroke
>producer Larry Kasanoff
same motherfucker behind Foodfight
this is going to be good...
>>71395131
This is the end times.
>>71395443
>>71395494
Is this the dawn of Blockino?besides Rooney Mara's filmography
Documentary of the popularity of Tetris > biopic of the Russian programmer who invented it > a six degrees of speration stories connected by the game > Pixel
I've been playing a lot of tetris lately
>an epic story about 70 years of communism in Russia worthy of Tarkovsky
what did they mean by this
>>71395131
>story 'too big' to fit into single film
Because the director doesn't know how to keep it compact
>not making it tetralogy
>>71395770
alright, good work on that one anon. someone's made the joke, so /thread?
>>71395630
Which version?
I currently using Texmaster.
>every new blockbuster will be CGI vs asians
>Tetris trilogy
Is this some sort of tax evasion scam from the Jews?
Is this made by Sony Pictures?
What genre do you think it will be?
I'm think a crime drama. Because in the end, everything fits together.
>Vladimir Pokhilko (Russian: Bлaдимиp Пoхилкo) (7 April 1954 in Moscow – 21 September 1998 in Palo Alto) was a Soviet and Russian entrepreneur and academic who specialized in human–computer interaction.
>A friend of the Tetris creator Alexey Pajitnov, he was the first clinical psychologist to conduct experiments using the game.[1] He played an important role in the subsequent development and marketing of the game, and a 1999 article in the Forbes magazine credited him for "co-inventing the seminal videogame Tetris".[2]
>After suffering financial difficulties at his software company, AnimaTek, he murdered his wife Elena Fedotova (38) and their son Peter (12), then committed suicide.[4] Shortly before his death, Pokhilko penned a note. The police initially did not release the content of the note, saying that it was not a suicide note, and they didn't know who authored it.[5] The content of the note was released in 1999; it read:[6]
"I've been eaten alive. Vladimir. Just remember that I am exist. The davil."
What did he mean by this?
>>71395131
>sources say writers never got a line piece to clear out excess rows in the script
>>71395131
Fucking Hollywood man
is this the video game kino /v/ was spamming us about? Can't be as bad as Warcraft
I remember Paul F. Tompkins talking about Tetris as an improbable movie adaptation that will somehow happen in his lifetime.
He postulated that they will make up some ludicrous premise like "Tetris pattern somehow predicts how the aliens are going to fit the continents together when they use earthquakes to transform the Earth to their liking."
>>71396514
That made me giggle.
Thanks man
>>71396736
Warcraft WAS vidyakino
I say that without any sort of irony or sarcasm, I genuinely fucking loved Warcraft.
>>71396882
me too bro
Look I fucking loved playing tetris on gameboy but WHAT THE FUCK is the story gonna be about? And listen fucking here, I'd better hear those two theme songs in the fucking movie or I'm starting a riot
>NOT A TETRALOGY
YOU DUN GOOFED
>>71396954
The story of the rights and the creator of tetris is a fascinating one, if you can watch the doc on it on youtube it's well worth it.
But they've given zero details on what the film story is beyond "video game adaptation".
L Block best girl
>>71397080
nice tnx
>>71397131
top kek
>it's actually an allegorical surrealist film about about eastern orthodox mysticism
B L O C K K I N O
>>71397191
There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDMlk3kSYg
What?
>>71395232
I had a hearty kek. Thanks anon.
Imagine Serious Sam: the movie
120 minutes of dude shooting stuff and saying puns
10/10 would watch
No idea what they will show in Tetris: movie though. Tetris do not have a plot, and I have no idea how to build one around falling blocks
It will be Maze Runner 2.0.
>>71397627
I want Duke Nukem kino now.
>>71397627
US fights aliens, lots of asian pilots, Rihanna says some lines for the trailer
This Summer: "Tetris"
>>71395131
>mfw I hear anything at all about that fucking Tetris movie
Unless they're making it about some kind of Tetris tournament (like "The Wizard" or "The King of Kong"), I just have no fucking words to describe what an idiotic project this is.
>The second something touches the edge of the frame the film ends
>>71395232
Literally the only way this shit heap can be enjoyable.
>>71397990
But there are no US in tetris
there is no asia in tetris, there are no pilots in tetris, there is no Rihanna in tetris.
There are only blocks
and they fall
and disappear if you are good at it
And then there is misery from inevitable defeat
There is literally nothing else
>>71395494
>it turns out to be a masterpiece of political satire centered around trump's wall
>>71398131
Have you seen the Battleship movie? That's what they're gonna do, just call "that thing you know" and do some alien movie
>>71398241
Actually I did not see battleship:movie
I think Rihanna and some alien battleships were involved.
Was it really said that it is film version of battleships:pen and paper game?
>>71395131
>studio could't get the rights to the line piece.
>>71398295
>Based on Battleship by Hasbro
>>71395131
This my friends is called money laundering.
What i find funny is they dont even try to hide it anymore.
What a joke has Hollywood become.
>>71398412
Since fuckin when Hasbro owns Battleships?
I played it so many times on so many pieces of paper and never even knew, nor cared.
Stupid shekel gathering corporations are delusional as fuck if they think they actually make a good product
civilizatuon movie/tv series when?
some of the greatest leaders are forced back into life to rule their people for 6000 years.
>>71395131
>tfw no columns kino
Can global warming just hurry up and end our race please?
>>71395443
TETRIS: A Film By Terrence Malick
>>71398414
This
Bejeweled/Candy Crush cross over movie when?
>>71395131
>There is no story to tetris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30b7jLZjp6w
>>71398241
>Tetris doesn't have a story of its own
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30b7jLZjp6w
>>71400928
>>71400891
Fuck oops, no idea how that happened.
Pure, unadulterated block kino....
"One of the reasons Tetris is so successful is because it fulfills an innate desire we all have to create order out of chaos in the world around us. That theme -- applied with some imagination globally and possibly universally – is a great one for a series of sci-fi movies. I promise you this movie is not what you think, but once you see it, you will understand why Tetris."
>>71396757
That sounds familiar. Is that from a CBB best of by any chance.
>>71395131
I assume it'll be in the same vein as Chess the Musical
this is going to be pure underground blockkínémàtography
>>71403183
who the fuck writes these shit
nigga u just playing with blocks lmao
>>71403415
CBB, How did this get made?, Best Show w/ Scharpling, or Stop Podcasting Yourself.
