>Batman v Superman Dawn of Justice 2016 Ultimate Edition 1080p WEB-DL DD5 1 H264-RARBG
>>71394886
Now we can all see how terrible it is
I have no fucking weed to watch this with
THIS DEFINITELY NEEDED ANOTHER THREAD
>implying I would waste bandwidth on this trash
>>71394901
>he hasn't seen the ultimate edition
>all /tv/ talks about is Batman vs Superman and Game of Thrones
This board is beyond all hope now.
>>71394941
>Gt+not+using+superior+gc+controller+gt+being+this+peasant
holy shit fuck off /v/
Why does /v/ think they are allowed to pretend to have taste?
>>71394941
>>71394901
what's the matter reddit? can't appreciate true kino?
Hi guys,
I enjoyed the original cut for what it was. How much will I enjoy the Ultimate Edition?
Thanks.
>>71395010
180 minutes of pure kino
enjoy it my friend. I know i definitely will on my 110 inch projector, the true kino way.
>>71394996
Got it off Google pal. Anyway I'd imagine /v/ is wholly enamoured with capeshit. These movies are video game tier after all
>>71395039
holy shit you're pathetic, fuck off /v/
>>71395010
Hi redit
If you enjoy cocks up your ass you'll enjoy more filler in your piece of shit
Thanks.
>>71395067
Ok bud. Keep enjoying Snyder's highschool literature symbolism and video game visuals.
>>71395178
You post in every single BvS thread and you've accomplished nothing.
>>71395239
I usually avoid capeshit threads but I'm not surprised a Snyder fan believes in some conspiracy to trash talk his favourite capeshit
>I usually avoid capeshit threads
No you don't.
marlel cunts sure out in full force today
don't worry mcucks, im sure there is someplace somewhere where someone is actually trying to discuss a marvel shit flick
>>71395314
It could be the case that more than one person holds that opinion, but you'll continue to deny it. Capeshit fans are remarkably adept at proudly displaying their cognitive dissonance.
>>71395380
maybe, but you still post in every single capeshit thread with the same shallow remarks.
>>71395376
>Company wars
You capeshitters are a sad bunch. I can't imagine blindly sucking the dick of a faceless company like you guys
>didn't take his name of the theatrical version or denounce it
Zack is a hollywood hack
Nothing he will make is kino, /v/ed
Come back to this art board when you actually have a cinema IQ above 150
>>71394901
Have you even seen the ultimate cut?
99.9% of people on /tv/
>>71395376
>remarkably adept at proudly displaying their cognitive dissonance
The prophecy rings true
>>71394936
>unlike the Game of thrones threads
fuck off
Just finished watching it, what a fucking masterpiece.
>>71395467
just because you copy pasta something doesn't make it a better arguement, it makes you desperate though
>>71395695
it's easily his most emotional film
>>71395666
check'd
>>71395702
You know nothing about cinema/art/auteurism. This is all you deserve until your cinematic skill set is on a higher level
>>71395891
>cinematic skill set
>It's this idiot again
Memes aside, is the ultimate cut better? I got bored with the original and felt it dragged on and some shit didn't make sense
>>71396004
It's just as trash and low IQ pandering as the theatrical cut
>>71396055
confirmed pseudo-patrician who doesn't understand the thematic resonance of BvS.
>>71396121
Good themes alone do not save a shitty movie. You are a manchild
>>71396172
Not enough explosions? fucking pleb
>>71396121
>Snyder fan calling someone else a pseudo-patrician
L M A O
>>71396216
here's your (you), child
>>71396207
No, not enough hamfisted symbolism and allusions to babbys first philosopher. Snyder really could've fit some more in there, don't you agree?
>>71396004
>some shit didn't make sense
Fixes a lot of these things in the first 2 acts but the 3rd act is still fucked
>>71396290
>he pretends he understood it after reading those infographs spoonfeeding him.
pathetic
>>71396325
>He pretends it's remotely difficult to understand
Nice one pal. Keep flicking through The Republic with a highlighter desperately looking for tenuous connections
>>71396408
>desperate pseudo-intellectual acts like he knew it all along
hilarious
MY BODYS READY
what the fuck did he mean by this
>>71395891
>This is all you deserve until your cinematic skill set is on a higher level
>>71396439
You know you haven't presented a single actual argument for the entirety of this thread, right? Do you realise how desperate you look?
>>71396761
Neither have you my friend.
>>71396761
>you're making a fool of yourself
>on an anonymous imageboard
Gospel of Snyder - 1:52
You dare doubted the works of Zack Snyder? Was it not he who led the revolution from shitty 2000 camp movies into manly movies like 300? Was he not he who changed how the world views superheros with Watchmen? Snyder is our lord of directing, his vision of the DC Cinematic Universe must be untainted by the likes of Disney quips. Do not doubt him for he will grace us with Kino of all genres. With Man of Steel and BvS, he did not simply introduce great superheroes to mankind. With those movies, mankind was introduced to Superkino. Do not fall for the sinful works of capeshit as created by Disney and Marvel, but bask in the glory that is capekino made by the lord and savior of cinema. Amen.
>>71397014
based kinoprophet
I don't think I could sit through this turd again even if they paid me.
>>71397014
Top 10 films of all time??
Is there a stream somewhere of the ultimate edition, really looking forward to some high art
>superman goes to retrieve the kryptonite spear from the pool instead of sending his waifu to get it
>she just watches as he's clearly drowning
>>71397014
Sorry lord snyder, thanks for delivering us from the marvel shitfest
>>71397136
Perhaps the top 5 film of all time
>>71397252
perhaps among the top 3 works of art of all time if you were to include paintings, symphonies, architecture and sculptures
>>71397252
No your top 10 films of all time
>>71397346
No my top 5.
>>71397523
Why are you pretending to be dumb? Are you scared everyones going to know you have no taste?
>>71397574
I'm not pleb enough to keep a top 10.
Seed you niggers
>>71397601
So my suspicions about you are correct.
So is the 6gb version the highest quality one out?
>>71397666
You're right, I am a true kinographer.
>>71397601
Post some favourites, pleb
>>71397707
If thats what a child of IMDB considers himself then sure my friend.
>>71397766
IMDB is full of BvS hating plebs though
>>71397829
And you rated it a 10 before you'd even seen it, correct?
>>71397858
No, and you rated it 1?
>>71394886
one of the top three greatest capefilms ever made. probably the greatest honestly.
>>71397900
I don't use IMDB
>>71394886
the incredibles 1080p plss upload cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2009 plss upload ice age 2002.2006.2009 plss upload the polar express plss upload 1080p the smurfs 1080p plss upload fantastic four 2005.2007 plss upload g- force plss upload 1080p king kong 2005 1080p plss upload tron
>>71397829
That doesn't matter. You share the same sensibility as them
>>71397716
The Conversation (1974)
Blow Up (1961)
Sunset Blvd (1950)
Ace in the Hole (1951)
Batman v Superman (2016)
>>71397933
interesting
>>71397960
I can't if I can appreciate true kino.
>>71397999
You are IMDB. You are anti art. You are reddit. You are /v/
You will never be kino or /tv/
>>71397982
found the patrician
>>71398076
t. /a/
>>71398115
More like t. tastemaker before the invasion of you outsiders
>>71398224
>/a/utist pretends he has taste
every time
![Matt-Cohen-matthew-cohen-12137820-398-500[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ytdy8No.jpg "Matt-Cohen-matthew-cohen-12137820-398-500[2].jpg")
>>71397982
>they don't reply
>>71398249
>tasteless outside scrambling to find a way to "win"
This just keeps getting better and better
>>71398320
>now he's posting laughing reaction images despite keeping a completely straight face
you /v//a/utists are rich.
>>71398553
>now hes calling me a /v/edditor AND /a/
This is fucking adorable
>>71398622
>digging out more reaction images to pretend otherwise
sad!
>>71398648
>completely and utter blown out the child of imdb has to talk about images now
Its great. I can already imagine you trying to order a pizza.
>>71398733
>now i'll post some irrelevant shit to prove my point
hmm very eloquent.
>>71398793
>hes already throwing in the towel
Next time to try and step up to authentic /tv/ figure out how to play with the bouncers, pleb
![emojis2[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cJRZxuw.jpg "emojis2[2].jpg")
>>71398900
>cant even refute it
>>71398968
>he's still going on after being blown out and now falling under his own meme arrows posts
Literally can't stop laughing. The gall of these fucking plebeian pretend /tv/ posters
Seed it niggers
>>71399065
Here you go faggot
>>71395522
they are shills anon
>>71399060
Not that anon but can you actually try to make a response without calling him a pleb or a /v/edditor? I really want to take your side here but you sound like such an imbecile that it's hard to
