Only in America could something so stupid be considered a masterpiece.
>HUR HE DRINKS COCA COLA. JUST LIKE ME!
>>71392059
American Humour is truly patheitc
>DUDE YOUR BROTHER IS 21 CAN HE GETS US ALCOHOL AND WEED TO IMPRESS STACEY AT THE PARTY *FARTS*
>>71392059
It was Professor Pepper, stupid.
>>71392059
what country are you from?
>>71392123
>Professor Pepper
>Professor
>>71392185
>>71392185
>Say that to my face fucker and not online see what happens
maybe he should have been slurping semen so you europoors could relate
>>71392144
he won't say
they never say
>>71392185
Yea i got a penis ony stomach
What about you?
>>71392059
>his country doesn't have Dr. Pepper
>>71392059
I know this is bait but it triggered me regardless
so many feels were had in this movie
always watch it when it's on tv
just relax and enjoy a professor pepper
>>71392059
Don't talk shit, Europe. I watched those Torrente movies from Spain that were so popular they had four sequels. That shit made Paul Blart look like Lethal Weapon.
>>71392059
Stop making this thread
Its bad and you should feel bad
Only in Britain could something so stupid be considered a masterpiece.
>HUR HE WALKS LIKE A RETARD. JUST LIKE ME!
>>71392422
We don't. How does it compare with Coca-Cola? Describe the taste please
>>71394298
less shitty pepsi.
>>71394298
it tastes like Amaretto
other than that I havnt tasted anything like it
>>71394298
Tastes like cola, plum, and some spices.
>>71392422
they tried to launch it here in Aus but everyone hated it.
I had one can when they first released it but didn't like it. I like a lot of things now which I didn't like as a kid so I might like it now. I planned to try it again when I was in the States but don't drink a lot of soda and when I was getting a soda with my burgers there I couldn't help but get A & W root beer. That shit was great.
>>71394298
>Describe the taste please
Many discussion has been had about this.Its actually prune flavored soda.
>>71392144
>>71392288
The Netherlands you absolute faggots
>>71394298
Take cherry coke and add spices.
>>71394298
Like crushed up Love Hearts, to me at least.
>>71394606
A&W is a great root beer.
>>71394606
Some small shops still get them.
I like any sugary carbonated beverage so I buy it when I see it.
step back plebs.
real drink coming through.
>>71394659
what good movie has ever came from there?
>>71395780
This looks like some hipster overpriced shit
>>71397558
>overpriced
spotted the poorfag
>>71395780
That stuff is pretentious shite.
It was a horrible movie. No denying that.
Robert Zemeckis's worst movie by far.
t. American
>>71392059
It's a piece exploring the American Dream in its fantasy (through Forrest) and its reality (through Jenny). It's an American classic because it was made for American Audiences.
>>71393251
This is a satire of the bloated Britain government during the time, with people creating jobs and forcing "culturally acceptable" views and traditions on everyone.
Can you fags not read subtext? Is satire completely lost on you?
Anyone else feel like really bad for Forrest?
He overcomes his retardation and physical limitations on his own and he's able to gracefully fly through life, but that whore Jenny is always there to end up ruining his life.
Like is this the perfect display of how deeply uncompassionate, selfish and degenerate women are?
Forrest displays the best human qualities despite being limited and retarded, serves his country and becomes successful all while Jenny is out doing hard drugs and being a whore.
He's so loyal and compassionate that he becomes a straight up fucking cuck. It's hard to feel sorry for a cuck, but you have to remember that he's literally retarded.
After ruining her life and regretting it she still shows no fucking empathy and takes advantage of him and his retardation yet again.
Like after all this shit she KNOWS she can still use him. She acknowledges that it's wrong but she's still too selfish to stop herself.
Like what type of awful person would repeatedly emotionally torture a retarded man for that long? Why couldn't she just finally fuck off?
And then the fucking cherry on the cake, "haha sorry Forrest but you've got aids now. All you wanted was love but i was out being a whore and brought you aids even though you never deserved that."
Who here actually believes the kid was even Forrest's? She was just dying of aids and wanted someone with a shit ton of money to take care of her kid who she irresponsibly had with a man no longer in her life.
Even in death she continues to burden Forrest. She leaves a retarded man her ex-boyfriends son to take care of independently.
Moral of the story: Women think they can get away with anything and retarded men enable it because they love pussy
Fuck the patriarchy bullshit, the world moves on a woman's hips
>>71395780
is that a dog
>>71396970
al hayat has put out some short films recently that I'm sure will be hailed as classics
>>71398342
yes congratulations, you figured out that Jenny isn't supposed to come across as likeable
>>71392059
Clearly you don't understand the historical context of the film Forrest Gump. It's not a comedy, it's not simply about Forrest, why don't you learn about American history in the last 60 years and then rewatch the film.
>>71397656
Hipster faggot detected.
>>71392288
This. Opens them up to criticism, so they never do it.
>>71392123
I laughed
>>71392059
it's not considered a masterpiece in America whole sale though
anyone who actually watches movies considers it a hilariously awful piece of garbage
one of the most emotionally manipulative pieces of trash out there really
but yeah, for plebs they consider it a masterpiece like Titanic. they're so funny.
