>its a Truman visits the SeaHaven Casino, loses all his money and beats up his wife episode
>It's a truman spends all night locked in his room jacking to fetish porn episode
>It's a Truman kicks his wife in the groin repeatedly episode.
>>71379783
>it's a Truman scratches his asshole and balls, fiddles with his sweat and shit crust for a while and sniffs it episode
The implications are endless.
>its a Truman goes on a full terrorist killing spree in SeaHaven
>>71380131
>it's a Truman discovers Wahhabism episode
>>71379783
>It's a Truman steals Christmas from the SeaHaven Whos episode.
>It's a truman molests the neighbors child episode
>>71380210
>it's a redditor disguises as a frogposter episode
>it's a truman lays in bed sick marathon.
>>71380245
>it's an anything I don't like is automatically reddit episode
>Truman leaves the dome
>get shot
America.
>>71380260
Please.
Imagine just a week of watching Truman vomit and shit himself while his stupid wife shills some medicine and he's screaming he doesn't fucking care.
>It's a truman discovers the Holocaust actually never happened episode
>>71379783
>It's a truman silently jerks off in the bathroom episode
>>71380510
>its a Truman pretends to be a stereotypical jew when he's in his car alone shouting "OY VEY!" episode
>>71380612
>it's a Truman mutters racial epithets under his breath episode
>it's a Truman makes a fort in the basement episode
>Its a Truman calls his boss a stupid nigger episode
>showrunners announce Truman is going to get promoted
>friends and I get together for a Truman Show party to watch the promotion
>Truman decides not to go to work that day and doesn't even call in sick
>friends and I sit around bored with chips and beer watching Truman watch TV
>writers have to delay the promotion until Truman gets his work ethic back
>mfw this show peaked when Truman hit puberty and has sucked every since he got a job
>it's a Truman rips up the basement floor and continues to dig a hole episode
I wonder what he's gonna put in it
>>71383905
his mother
>it's a Truman accidentally becomes a pedophile for five seasons episode
>it's a Truman goes to suck off homeless men in the park at 2AM episode
when I was watching this I was hoping that if it happened in real life a country would send a commando team in to try and save him
>Its a Truman joins a cult episode
>its a "none of these things happen becasue Truman is insulated from the harmful jewish propaganda responsible for modern degeneracy" episode
>>71385435
sounds like shit that episode mate
>it's a Truman floods /tv/ with black cock threads episode
>its a realize god is against you tip your fedora and leave episode.
>Its a Truman hungover marathon
>it's a Truman spends hours bent over in the bathroom by the mirror while trimming his hairy asshole but accidentally clips off some skin episode
>>71386527
>The part where he wants to trim his ball hairs a bit goes in too high and almost castrates himself
Jesus Christ.
>>71386572
He had just finished removing nearly half a pound of dingleberries, too. I stopped watching during the scab plucking scenes in nearly every episode for months after that
>it's a Truman kidnaps and brutally murders yet another child actor episode
I understand not being able to intervene but you think something would have been done to prevent the cop killings that followed
>it's a Truman watches sissy porn, jerks off laying down in his bathroom and cums in his own mouth while moaning like a slut
>It's a Trumans wife cucks him with the black guy and Truman finds out but hes ok with it because in his world cuckoldry is normal and he has nothing to be ashamed of
>its a Truman becomes a skinhead episode
The weekly Truman viewing parties became really awkward for a while because one of my friends was black and one of them was jewish.
>that season Truman spent a few minutes every episode trying to autofellate
>that episode he sips his tip
>its a Truman enjoys his boring run of the mill life and does nothing out of the ordinary and dies without having lived episode
>it's a Truman sneaks from the back to empty his piss bottles
>its a Truman pisses in the sink cause its funny episode
>>71387991
>It's a truman's wife was being a bitch so he leaves an upper decker episode
>>71379783
>not owning all of teenage Truman's jacking off scenes on VHS
it's like you were watching literally anything else at the time
>its a Truman becomes a NEET episode
>it's Truman episode
>It's a Truman gets really horny and decides to taste his own cum, only to chicken out after he orgrasm's episode
>its a Truman finds out what hentai is episode
>its a Truman's wife finds out about Truman's hentai addiction episode
>its a truman wanks to a shota doujin then ponders killing himself after climaxing and trying to figure out where it all went wrong
Fuck hell these writers deserve an award
>its a zombie apocalypse episode
Is Truman really that fucking dense that he believes that a zombie apocalypse could be fully cleaned up within a week?
>>71388903
Its almost like they're projecting their own lives into the plots.
>>71388663
I eat it after every fap, what's the big deal?
that show pretty much predicted the shitty 'daily vloggers' of youtube.
>its a Truman builds a wall to stop illegal immigrants coming in but then they start coming in by boat and Truman is powerless episode
>its a Truman is scared of monsters and wants mommy to cuddle him but hes too warm and has to sleep naked episode
