How did she bake a whole pie without being caught why would an assassin even bake a pie just to make a point?
>>71372420
she didn't bake the pies she just put the fingers in the already baked pies
The production crew made it.
idk but notice how they always hide her gimpy right ear.
how did she move so fast ?
she took like half of an episode to reach Frey AND murder all the kids AND bake the pie.
What the fuck
>>71372420
who said she baked the pie by herself?
It's a callback to an earlier episode.
The pie is a ripoff from Titus Andronicus.
>>71372518
oh shit, I wonder how big that guy is now, 4 seasons later.
>>71372420
>even bake a pie just to make a point?
you just spent the last 3 years training so you could gank motherfuckers on your revenge list.
i'd be as dramatic as humanly possible, the pie was a nice touch.
Thanks for your valuable insight, Preston Jacobs.
>>71372508
the whole scene was wretched. I'm going to pretend it was a dream fantasy.
>>71372508
Character teleportation has gotten out of hand. How long did it take for Varys to go across the ocean to Dorne and back to Mereen?
>The last thing you'll ever see will be a Stark looking down and smiling at you
>Doesn't even look down and smile at him, just looks off to the side with a look of vague pleasure like she's taking a shit
Maise confirmed for the. worst. actor. ever
i hope she confines herself to doing B grade porn from now on
Because D&D love inserting scenes from the books without developing the correct context
>WHY ISNT THIS FANTASY TV SHOW REALISTIC
>>71372566
Thank you for knowing your shit
So is the hound still in her list?
>>71372420
>kill lothar and walder jr.
>hack off a couple fingers
>stuff 'em in a pie laying around the kitchen
>approach walder in disguise with pies
>big reveal for dramatic effect
>point made
>>71373314
You're fucking lazy.
just how they can fuck up Frey's death, Everyone was expecting something cool, maybe Jaime killing him, but instead we have *teleports behind you* the character kinda murdering him with a dagger in a 2 seconds fight
>>71372420
This is a 10/10 in England
episode didn't even spend 30 minutes showing Arya baking Frey pies, fucking disastrous!!
>>71373345
More disappointed in them fucking up based Manderly.
Hell, in the books, he made the pies.
>>71372508
>how did they get there so fast!!!!
you're watching a tv series about dragons and fucking magic, and you're bitching about inconsistencies of the timeline?
how autistic can one man be?
I want to BUTTFUCK Maisie so bad. IMAGINE her SQUEALS and GRUNTS of pleasure and delight when she takes a giant cock up her tight asshole.
>>71372420
It's a reference to the books, look up "Frey Pies".
>>71373314
Also this. The point was to let Walder know she murdered his sons before killing him, just like he killed Catelyn's son before killing her.
>>71373404
Is that you Joyce?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV5txCNDco0
the point was to pay homage to the story of the rat cook because walder killed guests under his roof at the red wedding.
>>71373404
I'm not sure if I think she's attractive because she actually is or if it's just because she's the only actress my age who I'm remotely close to being in the same league as.
>>71373302
which is a rip off of an earlier greek myth.
>>71373290
>>71373398
Not an argument
>>71373345
She's Stoneheart and Manderly combined.
>>71373398
>you're watching a tv series about dragons and fucking magic
and tits. you forgot the tits.
>>71373398
considerably less autistic than someone who goes out of their way to be upset about people complaining about TV of all things
>>71373441
I dont get it. Heres a hint, fuckwad, even noone understands ur obscure references that are as pointless as your pathetic life, they are not funny
>>71373404
>giant cock
I thought you said YOU wanted to fuck her
>>71372420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYtMoDcwAoQ
It was this or Sweeney Todd.
>>71373398
ok that would make sense but in the first season most of the stuff happens in the road, it takes 3 episodes to go from Winterfell to King's Landing, 2 episodes to go from the North to Riverlands, 2 episodes in the Wild North simply walking.
in the last season Arya travels so fast no one is expecting her, there is not even a scene where she looks up and see Frey's castle, or Riverrun.And they are doing ever since S2 when they figured out we all knew where everything was supposed to be because there is a 2 minutes intro of the map.
i mean do you remember how long did it take to Robb to leave the north and go in his own war with his army and move around etc?The battle episode the Valley armie teleports in one night, and they have to cross the Frey's twin towers when there is a bunch of lannister supporters
in the first seasons you felt the struggle of everybody and how they were making up plans and doing the logistics, now it is just anime stuff and marysues fighting each other
>>71373404
wow, this is her body? god damn girl
>>71373232
>porn
she was uglier than usual in this episode
>>71372420
How the fuck are the people in this show able to travel vast distances in such a short amount of time? Looking at the map of the world they're in, Theon and Yara had to have taken a long fucking trip to get to Mereen, and then Tyrell and Dorne ships are shown in the fleet(who area also far away), which means they both traveled there, just to turn around and go back.
>>71373290
pls be b8
>>71373639
Which character is the most anime? My vote goes to Varys.
>>71373639
Actually anime are better than this, since they don't cut down the fan service even when western feminists cry.
>>71373710
>teleports behind you
>my lady
>>71372420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWFeamtjHJE
POTTERY
>>71373398
>you're watching a tv series about dragons and fucking magic
And it's shown over a decade that everyone travels by normal means - horse, foot, or boat. No one has teleportation powers in the show, there's no magic being used for why Arya can travel from Braavos to the Frey's in like a day.
>>71373689
the people showing up far distances away are done to show the progression of time in the show.
So basically, Arya kills Walder Frey months after leaving Braavos, Varys is in Dorne a month after leaving Mereen, and back in Mereen a month later.
This episode was a time lapse of several months. That show Jamie was able to ride from the Riverlands back to Kings Landing. It didn't happen all at once, it took a long time.
>>71372420
>Cersei: The last thing you'll ever see is my face
>Arya: The last thing you'll ever see is a stark smiling
Is Arya going to become the next Cersei?
>>71373689
>such a short amount of time
That's the thing though: do we really have any reference for making a time frame. Arya could've left Braavos months ago.
>>71373639
they leave the vale in episode 4
CIA meets Sansa in episode 5, and brienne is sent to Riverrun
Episode 7, Jon/Sansa/Davos are running around the north gathering allies
Brienne gets to Riverrun in episode 8
BotB is episode 9
the show's flow of time is convoluted but you just have to assume that not everything is simultaneous
>>71373404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_uDeu9_1z8
WEW
>>71373865
Then they did a poor job at showing the lapse of time. Varys was in Dorne in one scene and then on a boat in Mereen 10 minutes later, never showing him either get on a boat to go back or arriving back in Mereen. He was just there.
>>71373862
How do you know she didn't take months to travel from Braavos to the Twins? We have no time frame of reference on the show. Her S6 could've been wrapped up weeks if not months ahead of many of the others and she's departed for Westeros since then.
>>71373232
She looks like quasimodo and people who think she's cute are braindead.
>>71373988
>they did a poor job at...
yes, yes they did. They could have spent a few less minutes on Sam at the Citadel and a few more fleshing out the time lapse.
>>71372420
Her character is just a psychopath now. I'm not even remotely rooting for her.
You did it, D&D.
>>71372966
I want to sniff her butthole.
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>>71373988
Just like King Robert was in King's Landing and then several minutes later was at Winterfell
>>71373963
Dammit, and I just jerked off. Whelp, back at it.
>>71373639
how the fuck did the vale army get past moat calin without ramsey knowing
>>71374254
Didn't a raven come with a letter saying they'd be there in a week or something? Been a while since I watched the first episode.
>>71374365
Who holds Moat Cailin now that the Ironborn have been cleared out? Are they a Northern house who have no reason to like the Boltons? In that case, they might not have wanted to send a raven and letter the Valemen through.
That's the best I can come up with.
>>71373963
>that end
Talk about boner killer
when will maisie show she pusy lips in game of thrones also sophie?
>>71374461
when the best you can come up with is, "the antagonist is just an incompetent moron", there's something really fucking wrong
>>71372508
>all the kids
Which is now just Lothar and Black Bastard Walder apparently. Since the budget couldn't even cover listing all 100+ trueborn children and grandchildren.
>>71372508
She borrowed Varys's teleporter.
Frankly I don't know why more characters don't use it, it seems pretty convenient.
>>71372580
Wasn't he in last season?
>>71373404
Why does she look simultaneously fat and thin at the same time?
Is it just her face?
>>71373604
underrated
>>71374722
That's the problem with having Ramsay as the villain (who thinks on his feet but doesn't think to the future) and not Roose Bolton. Roose would have placed extremely loyal lesser lords to MC or given the ruling house an excellent reason to side with him.
It could just be that their ravens didn't get off in time before the Valemen stormed their position.
>>71374788
I really don't understand all these complaints about teleporters.
When we saw Melisandre go from being exiled by Jon to suddenly riding off south, did people wonder that she had suddenly teleported on to her horse? Do we really need to see every character walking somewhere for episode upon episode? Arya was travelling alone; it would have been tedious just cutting back to her location every 5 minutes just to show how long it took her to get back.
>>71372420
>It's a piece of pie to bake a pretty pie
>If the way is hazy
>You gotta do the cooking by the book
>You know you can't be lazy
>Never use a messy recipe
>The pie will end up crazy
>Why didn't anyone find a handmaiden baking a pie suspicious?
This thread is retarded.
>>71372580
hahahaha
big guy 4 u nice meme
XD
gIVE THIS MAN a UPVOTE
>>71375404
You don't have to show them travelling, just give them an appropriate amount of travel time
If Melisande was exiled and then in the next shot she's approaching King's Landing, that wouldn't make any sense
You stupid faggots realize they can't shift time or record every moment of a character's day to day life between events, right? Of course it has to be condensed.
>>71372420
Her whole plot line is basically Mary Sue stuff now. It doesn't even feel satisfying. Such wasted opportunities.
>>71375869
Maybe they would have thought it a bit odd that she was hacking off fingers and sticking them into the filling.
>>71372420
Revenge is a dish best served in dough
Remember when they spent an episode of her marching towards harrenhal?
>>71373232
She was cute in season 1 but looks horrific now.
>>71373988
>Then they did a poor job at showing the lapse of time
They have been skipping out on shit like this for ages now
Half the show is just making excuses for the shit directing
It takes a sentence, or a short scene, just to set the mood. They dump it all on the suspension of disbelief. Teleporting characters. Vanishing dogs. Magical armies. A populace that'll gladly accept leader change every 5 minutes.
>>71373370
I'm glad those 20 minutes were devoted to Dany's sad breakup and chat with Tyrion instead
>>71375404
Yeah but if Melly gets exiled in one scene, appears in Dorne in the next and crops up in Mereen 5 minutes later you do have to wonder.
Face it, the reason we hate teleporters in because the show is trying to build a world. Shit like this is so bad the characters may as well read their scripts off a4 lined paper with the Mic in their hand.
>>71377014
Slightly more engaging than Tyrion's season to that point.
>>71372508
I don't assume that the time difference between the real world and a television show are 1:1 like some autistic fucking Classical Greek.
Idiot.
>>71372420
>He's never read Titus Andronicus
>>71372420
It's a reference to the books. Arya probably heard the story of the Rat Cook at some point. I just wish the cocksucker had taken a bite
Oh god, is there something we can do with her face to make her less ugly?
>>71376314
Damn man do you really want more on the road scenes? Jesus.
>>71377467
He had, he was trying to regurgitate it after he'd seen the thumb in it. A quarter of the pie was already missing from the complete thing.
Also, for some reason I was under the impression that it wasn't his first serving of those pies. He'd eaten enough of his sons by then.
>>71377794
I thought that a piece was cut and placed on his plate but that he hadn't eaten it yet
This is the first scene where Arya was actually attractive for me and not just a googly-eyed dwarf.
>>71373452
>she's the only actress my age who I'm remotely close to being in the same league as
Post a picture of your hand with a time stamp for proof.
>>71372420
>>71373404
She's the ultimate case of margarinemelon.
>>71372420
Because it's easier to avoid getting caught when there's a huge fest in the palace and everyone is either partying or serving.
>>71372420
This scene didn't make any sense. Why did arya have a different face at the beginning of the scene as opposed to the end?
>>71372420
>How did she bake a whole pie without being caught
>>71372420
Cause you think anyone gives a fuck who is baking a pie? Guards don't go around to bakers and ask what they are doing. Also maybe the face was of a girl on the staff.
>>71378089
the fuck is margarinemelon
>>71377930
Nah, look closer. The piece she serves, you can see the filling before she lifts it. A piece is gone already. Now I don't know why she would be carrying a plate around an empty room if her Lord was still eating, but maybe she served him one, then took the tray back, then later he rang a bell to be served a second piece? Who knows.
>>71377604
You're really missing the point, and it's painfully apparent you're not being divisive. If two friends are saying their goodbyes because one friend is traveling across continents, it expels the audience's immersion when the character appears one episode later -- having made a two way journey at that.
It's not about adding in "travel time" where you see the person literally traveling, it's about pacing. Either provide an appropriate amount of time for the viewer to believe that the friend's journey has been long and arduous, or remove the scene where they make a big deal of them being away.
You've removed the gravity of the situation if someone says relents to say goodbye only to have them return momentarily.
>>71372566
>The pie is a ripoff from Titus Andronicus.
This. This is the only reason a pie was actually involved.
As for how she got there, because D&D decided to I guess, personally I'd have a shot of her on a boat and started s7e1 with her killing Frey but D&D wanted Jaime to be leaving the Twins at the time and back at KL for the coronation I guess.
Time was fucking weird in this episode. They could have cut 70% of the Horn Hill crap to stagger some of these timelines over other episodes.
In Varys' defence:he probably met Dany's fleet in the narrow sea, Tyrells and Dorne come from the west, Dany comes from the east, they meet near Sunspear and go north up the narrow sea
>>71373270
>Because D&D love inserting scenes from the books without developing the correct context
This too, they have bullet points of shit that happens in the book but Gurm hasn't written it yet so they make up their own way to get to the point and whether you like Gurm's writing or not, they are objectively worse.
>>71373572
>I dont get it
Clearly. Anon was comparing your cases and grammar to James Joyce's stream-of-conciousness shit. It's pretty hard to read too.
>>71377973
It had the averse effect on me.
>>71372566
Very good.
>>71373922
>That's the thing though: do we really have any reference for making a time frame. Arya could've left Braavos months ago.
She could have flown to the moon but it's not shown so it isn't demonstrated to happen.
There's such a thing as implied actions and shit but if you want us to know what someone went somewhere, you show a clip of them on a horse or boat or some shit. They only needed to have a brief clip of her on a boat and we'd know she was on her way.
It was just shit writing/directing.
>>71380598
adverse is the adjective you're looking for, although averse isn't that wrong, it's a verb.
>>71380733
typo, but thanks anyway.
>>71380781
>>71372566
>The pie is a ripoff from Titus Andronicus.
none of this sentence means anything to me
>>71380854
Hamlet works too: (Act 4, Scene 3, Page 2)
CLAUDIUS
Where is Polonius?
HAMLET
At supper.
CLAUDIUS
At supper?
HAMLET
Not where he eats, but where he is eaten. A certain convocation of politic worms are e'en at him. Your worm is your only emperor for diet. We fat all creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for maggots. Your fat king and your lean beggar is but variable service—two dishes, but to one table. That’s the end.
CLAUDIUS
Alas, alas!
HAMLET
A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.
30 CLAUDIUS
What dost you mean by this?
HAMLET
Nothing but to show you how a king may go a progress through the guts of a beggar.
CLAUDIUS
Where is Polonius?
HAMLET
In heaven. Send hither to see. If your messenger find him not there, seek him i' th' other place yourself. But if indeed you find him not within this month, you shall nose him as you go up the stairs into the lobby.
>>71379854
butterface
>>71380854
>none of this sentence means anything to me
PLEB
L
E
B
Five seconds of going to wikipedia:
>The next day, during the feast at his house, Titus asks Saturninus if a father should kill his daughter when she has been raped. When Saturninus answers that he should, Titus kills Lavinia and tells Saturninus of the rape. When the Emperor calls for Chiron and Demetrius, Titus reveals that they have been baked in the pie Tamora has just been eating. Titus then kills Tamora and is immediately killed by Saturninus, who is subsequently killed by Lucius to avenge his father's death.
Of course, for a situation where the server is punished and the meat pie contained an innocent, look up the story of Tantalus:
>Most famously, Tantalus offered up his son, Pelops, as a sacrifice. He cut Pelops up, boiled him, and served him up in a banquet for the gods. The gods became aware of the gruesome nature of the menu, so they did not touch the offering; only Demeter, distraught by the loss of her daughter, Persephone, absentmindedly ate part of the boy's shoulder. Clotho, one of the three Fates, ordered by Zeus, brought the boy to life again (she collected the parts of the body and boiled them in a sacred cauldron), rebuilding his shoulder with one wrought of ivory made by Hephaestus and presented by Demeter. The revived Pelops grew to be an extraordinarily handsome youth. The god Poseidon took him to Mount Olympus to teach him to use chariots. Later, Zeus threw Pelops out of Olympus due to his anger at Tantalus. The Greeks of classical times claimed to be horrified by Tantalus's doings; cannibalism and kin slaying were atrocities and taboo.
Or Sweeney Todd when business was a-boomin', that works too.
>>71380571
This
Its not about muh realism. Its about how inconsistent the pacing is and how jarring the show is to follow with all the seperate plotlines with little to no set up or explanation.
>>71381392
They're just speeding some things along. People have literally been complaining about how slow this series is since season three.
>>71373232
You can masturbate to a future version of this?
>>71381232
It's more akin tot he story of Thyestes.
>>71381108
>What dost you mean by this?
verily, dude.
>>71372518
holy shit
>>71380854
doesn't someone tell a story to bran about a lord who kills someone or does a bad thing and then makes someone mad and murders a son of the lord and bakes him into a pie. and then they say something bout being nice to guests. i remember something it made me think of that
>>71372518
I knew how her being friends with that fat dumbass would pay off somehow.
>>71380700
This.
The show always was kinda shitty but I don't know how it fell so far in such a short amount of time.
I remember reading the first book after watching the show and being pissed off it didn't have any of the scenes between Robert and Cersei that the show had like the "what's bigger 5 or 1" speech, I loved that shit.
The last 2 seasons have been unbelievably poor by comparison and people are STILL stupid enough to rave about yet another battle episode.
>>71374070
Nah, keep Sam's scene as it is. They could've dramatically reduced that slow as fuck opening scene to get to the trial.
>>71381531
Too fucking bad
>>71373345
She's gonna kill Jamie the same way.
>>71372566
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astyages
>>71373963
>they're brother and sister
My boner is confused and distraught
>>71372420
Why did she stick her fingers in the hole after she slit his throat?
My biggest problem with the episode was how the fuck Cercei became queen. She has absolutely zero claim to the throne. I don't get it.
>>71374070
no need to show septa unella
>>71380700
>There's such a thing as implied actions and shit but if you want us to know what someone went somewhere, you show a clip of them on a horse or boat or some shit. They only needed to have a brief clip of her on a boat and we'd know she was on her way.
that's just not true, you literally have autism if you think this is true
>>71376077
for you
>>71373232
Notice how whenever she does the dramatic walk away from someone, she doesn't move her arms, and moves like she's wearing a fucking tutu
>>71373856
wew
>>71375432
Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee,
Being a Greyjoy is alright with me!
Do what you want 'cause a Greyjoy is free,
You areDICKLESS
>>71383786
She didn't, he stuck his own fingers in his neckhole
>>71373572
> James Joyce is an obscure reference
Fuck off, you uncultured swine.
>>71372420
she a smart pepe
>>71372929
>back to Mereen?
Dumbass why couldn't he just meet their HUGE FUCKING FLEET and change ships?
>>71373442
Yeah, that's why Wyman Manderly did it in the books, and it made sense.
Having Arya doing it is illogical. They just wanted to add a cool part from the books, but they didn't do anything to set it up correctly.
>>71373865
>That show Jamie was able to ride from the Riverlands back to Kings Landing. It didn't happen all at once, it took a long time
The Sept of Baelor was still smoking, and Cersei was wearing the exact same gown that she put on before the trial.
>>71373865
Why was the Great Sept still smouldering by the time Jaime got home if it took such a long time?
>>71372420
Because of 99 cooking and 99 stealth. Plus it happened off screen dummy, didn't you know that half the season happened off screen?
>>71372929
The Khaleesi arc is 5 years in the future compared to the story we follow in Westeros. Thats why the lesbian king was there that fast too
Start of the ep varys is in dorne
End of the ep varys is on the boat with dany
What did they mean by this? Did CIA put him on his flight plan?
>>71388126
He probably just fly on eagles like a normal fantasy dude.
>>71373232
she was good in the first 2 seasons.
maybe her scripts have just gotten worse
>>71373572
ASSFULLOFFARTSANDIFUCKEDTHEMOUTOFYOU
>mfw nobody in the thread remembers Arya's pie-making training montage in Season 4
>>71376077
>>71373398
God I hate it when these fucking retards come to /tv/. Yes there are dragons and magic because they are an explained and justified aspect of the series. Teleporting across half a continent and doing x,y and z with no explanation between appearances is shoddy and really it cheapened the impact of Walder Freys death. They even set up Jaime to do it which would have been ironic and fitting and then they just vetoed that mid episode to have Arya do it? It was so cringeworthy.
>>71374254
You never seen King Robert before Winterfell
>>71372420
Everything about her is amaisie, she's perfect. I love her.
The timeline in GOT is not linear you fucking retards.
>>71383808
Who should it have gone to then?
>>71383551
severely underrated post
>>71373359
It's a 10/10 in the EU also. (We have so many in common, why did you leave our clubhouse?)
How did she make a mask more realistic than what film producers in 2016 can make?
>>71373441
underrated, though not enough shit and farts to make it Joyce
>>71372420
It's a fanservice scene for bookfags.
>bookfags hate it because it's repurposed beyond recognition
>showfags don't care because they don't get the Frey Pie reference
Subpar scene, they could have done anything with Arya and they chose just stab him to death in an empty room. Bravo D&D, such pottery.
>>71373639
dropped after the first sentence
i'm pretty sick of hearing people complain about travel times
personally i'd rather not wait 6 episodes for a character to get where they need to go,
there is no indication of WHEN any of these events take place except that they take place. Arya could have killed frey months after the lannisters left and that scene would look exactly the same
stop splitting hairs you cunts
>>71372420
>baking pie is against the law
fucking yuropoors i swear
>>71390896
>It's a fanservice scene for bookfags.
WE WANT WYMAN. So do you, probably.
>>71380591
Nah, the showrunners confirmed they are leaving from Essos.
>>71372508
There's literally no reason for you to think that the time scale is the same between the two continents.
The only reference we get is Mace going to the iron bank. Who knows when she left in relation to other events
>>71391288
>Mace going to the iron bank.
>>71380591
The pie is a reference to something that happens in the books you tard
>>71391434
Did you forget season 5 episode 9?
Jaime also went from The Twins to Kings Landing while it was still on fire. Apparently news of that hadn't reached him yet somehow that information made it all the way to Olenna in Dorne.
>>71391588
>forget season 5
looks like i have successfully forgotten season 5
>>71373639
Bravos isn't far from the Twins anyway.
>>71388368
So you really are retarded. One second of TV time dies not always equal to one minute of Westeros/Story time.
You don't know the scale of time, though the show really isn't the best at portraying time passing by, which is why you get people calling teleport trickery. Nothing significant happens during the travel, we can safely assume that the character actually rode a ship/horse, waited x amount if time and whatever. No one wants to see that unless there are establishing shots or dialogue in between.
>>71372457
>>71373506
so did the writers
>>71372420
She's a Sweet Genius.
>>71381108
>But if indeed you find him not within this month, you shall nose him as you go up the stairs into the lobby.
yooooooo
>ywn recline on maisie's chest and feel her trembling with excitement as she slits your throat
JUST
>>71372518
Hold the door
hol da door
holdaor
poldoor
pield
PIE!!
>>71394482
What the fuck that's a fucking car
>>71384932
Not to mention that it's specifically mentioned in the books that Wyman gives them gifts when they leave so the gods know that he isn't breaking guest right, while Arya just straight up breaks it
>>71372420
You have to do the cooking by the book.
>>71381232
Unrelated, but there is also a story in China where Cao Cao spends the night in the home of a simple man - the man has nothing to serve Cao Cao, and not wanting to bear the shame of not being able to offer him something, kills his wife and cooks her. He tells Cao Cao later, after hes eaten his fill, and if I remember, Cao Cao thanks him for the sacrifice he made, and sees the mans devotion to providing hospitality.
Sounds apocryphal as hell, but interesting if its true.
the smugness is just un-fucking-watchable. hope she dies in lard fir
>muh elite assassins
>>71372508
Jamie and the Riverlands Rendezvous is much fucking worse, it's almost mind-boggling if you try to think of the time-frame.
>Leaves for the River lands after finding out Cersei's trial is in just a few days.
>Arrives at the Riverlands and seiges Riverun successfully
>Stays long enough to tell Walder Frey he's a faggot.
>Returns to King's Landing just in time to see the smoldering ruins of the Sept of Baelor.
How fast was the fucking siege? Five minutes?
>>71394836
He's not her guest
>>71394880
Stop reading liu bei propaganda you fagget.
>>71372566
The play? A much earlier thing it'd be a ripoff off would be the lay of atli from the Poetic Edda. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlakvi%C3%B0a
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>>71372929
Did you miss the explosion scene in King's Landing?
You can see Varys being beamed down, shooting Kevan with the crossbow and being beamed up right away before the Sparrow burns
>>71394880
Liu Bei REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71380854
And the history of how Guilhem de Cabestany died when a lord discovered he was his wife's lover. He got his heart ripped off, cooked and served to the lord's wife, she then fucking an hero.
>>71372420
She is so lovely in that pic
Love that neck
>>71372966
Notice that although she puts him in front of the mirror he she doesn't let him look into the mirror.
She herself is looking at herself. It's vanity
>>71373398
just turn off ur brain bro
>>71394880
Im sorry but that is complete horse shit. Cao Cao never went anywhere without his bodyguards
>>71374254
that's not outside kingslanding
>>71372566
>And Titus Andronicus ripped off Scott Tenorman
>>71372420
shit nigga, you serious?
My bladder infection cleared up because I started pissing myself once Lancel saw the candles and I haven't stopped since. My urine is pure enough to bottle and sell to yuppies.
>>71372446
nah bruv she baked em
