tfw you will never drink wine and watch fanatics burn alive with your Queenfu edition
>>71364739
AZOR CERSEI
Cersei in the South
Nights King in the North
Making Westeros Great Again!
anyone got a webm of the wildfire going off?
Stark Sigil in his eyes. Starks clean house using wildfire confirmed
Ramsay is still alive and will take the Iron Throne.
Screencap this.
CIAxSansa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jonsa
This is indesputable.
CHAOSH ISH A LADDAHH
>cucklet jumps out of window
who else thought Joffrey was objectively a better king than this little bitch?
How does he do it, /tv/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10606187
http://www.strawpoll.me/10606187
http://www.strawpoll.me/10606187
>>71366280
>Jonautists think Rhaegar is Jon's father
What's his endgame?
>>71360657
The kid was making sure there would be no survivors. He led Lancel down the sept because he shouldn't leave the area of impact. The rest was obviously for effect (Lancel on the floor, almost stopping the fire).
Lancel couldn't stop it because as we know...
The fire rises.
>>71366361
Thats Arya
>Muh Dornish Master Plan
>Muh R+L=D
i-i-i-i-it'll be different in the books, you'll see....
so what's Cersei's endgame?
Do she plan on making an heir?
>>71366280
VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10600381
http://www.strawpoll.me/10600381
VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10600381
http://www.strawpoll.me/10600381
VOTE
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>>71366366
Why isn't there a Dany dying option?
>>71366280
>Character BURNS their allies, family and children
>insta muh great ruler
I SMELL STANNISFAG FLESH
>>71366370
become dark archmaester
Sansa or Danny for jonb owl?
>>71366361
He's a Wizard in more than one sense of the word.
>>71366370
He was so close to the death that now nothing can stop him. Similar to Jon.
top qt
>>71366370
Retire to South America so he can escape punishment for his crimes
>>71366343
>"That WAS what 'empty' meant!"
>>71366280
even tho he's supposed to play her gay brother, you can see in eyes he wants to hit that
>>71366353
Only over my lifeless, nude and sexy dead body
Bran
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>71366370
SCIENCE
Is this what "feel the Bern" means?
>>71366378
More curious as to why that guy has an army of kids instead of you know, royal soldiers or w/e.
How can people unironically want JonxSansa? I know they're not blood related but they grew up together. The very idea of it is disgusting.
>>71366410
DON'T CRY MELLY
>>71366385
yeah it won't be different in the books, The snakes who are currently on their way to KL will come back to kill Doran before leaving again.
>>71366370
Fuck Cersei.
>>71366385
>I looked for you on Youtube,” GRRM said to them.
>“We were not there,” Ser Preston answered.
>“Woe to the Hacks if we had been,” said Ser Benny.
>“When Season Six came, Ser DABID slew your Dornish Master Plan with a stronk snek, and I wondered where you were.”
>“Far away,” Ser Preston said, “or Quentyn would yet be alive, and our false showwriters would burn in seven hells.”
>“I came down on the Hugos to attack the Puppies,” GRRM told them, and the authors Gaiman and King sided with me, and all our feminist fans hollered and hooted. I was certain you would be among them.”
>“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Marcus.
>“Lady Linda is fled to Westeros.org, with Elio and the wiki. I thought you might have left with her.”
>“Lady Linda is a good autist and true,” said Ser Benny.
>“But not of the Tinfoilguard,” Ser Preston pointed out. “The Tinfoilguard does not flee.”
>“Then or now,” said Ser Marcus. He donned his "Stannis is alive".
>“We swore a theory,” explained autistic Ser Preston.
>GRRM’s Salad Dressings moved up beside him, with a pizza in hand. They were 168 pages against three.
>“And now it releases,” said Ser Preston Jacobs, the Sweet of the Robin. He unsheathed 1000 Worlds and held it with both hands. The video series was longer than essays, alive with aspergers.
>“No,” GRRM said with hunger in his voice. “Now it ends.
>like a girl
>finally getting close to her
>sell her off to a psychopath to be married
>wonder why she doesnt return your affections
is CIA a supreme gentleman??
>>71366280
Reminder
R + L = 3 Dragon Eggs (plus Jon)
Why else was she dying when she laid them?
>>71366370
He's the Palpatine to Cersei's Vader. He's the one in controle behind the scenes.
Doesn't Lyanna Mormont find it odd that Jon Snow is walking around with her house's ancestral blade?
who /bran/
if sansa betrays her brother I will be so ticked off
>>71366280
>fanatics
The High Sparrow must be the most misunderstood character in the entire series. If he's a fanatic for wanting the crown and faith to rule peacefully together, then what does that make Cersei who murdered hundreds of people in a bombing?
>>71366465
>R + L = 3 Dragon Eggs (plus Jon) + 1 female direwolf
fixed.
Why is everyone on /r/gameofthrones such cringing, basic bitch losers?
>inb4 'going to reddit'
Bran a cute. A CUTE
>>71366441
varys employed an army of children because they are small and have an easier time being sneaky, stealing info. and spying in general.
OFFICIAL GOT FEMALE CHARACTERS RANKING
>Top-tier
Cersei
Olenna
Melisandre
>Ok-tier
Sansa
Yara
>Ass Creed-tier
Arya
>Dogshit-tier
Dany
>Snek-tier
Sneks
>>71366410
Don't cry Melly Smelly pls :(
>>71366407
>>71366370
Survival and curiosity. He wanted to study the most peculiar and strange bits of medicine and magic in the citadel and was expelled for it.
So, he went with the Brave Companions for protection. He seized the opportunity of befriending Jaime because he knew that a Lannister always pays his debts. Jaime put him in a position where he could practice his work without interference, creating his first successful Bloodless Man.
Now he's brought things even further and he is the sole member of the small council with no one to oppose him.
When Cersei cannot protect him any longer, he will abandon her for the greatest thing he can imagine - Traveling to the ruins of Oldtown, now controlled by Euron, and making himself archmaester. The greatest store of knowledge in the world and control over history and medicine would be his. He'll punish the maesters who once looked down on him.
Possibly the best arc of a minor character in the entire series.
>>71366361
he took his little birds back to meereen
>>71366459
He needed to set up the Boltons as traitors that harbor Sansa the Fugitive so that he could get a royal decree to go kill them. Otherwise, it would be suspicious for a Vale army to move through the Riverlands, the Frey would barricade the pathways.
Remember Season 5.
>>71366507
>no meera in top-tier
just kill yourself already
>>71366479
From this day until my final day.
>>71366476
He puts his ancestral blade inside her little sheath to make her shut up about it
>>71366515
Jaimes face is great
>I could just Kingslay both of them right now, who could stop me?
>>71366490
>hey guys I go to reddit
>I think everyone on reddit are cringing, basic bitch losers
>but please don't make a case of me going to reddit. it's perfectly acceptable
>It's just that I like being surrounded by cringing basic bitch losers
>>71366280
>be Cerseifag
>smirkfufags ignore you
>now everyone's a cerseifag
At last they truly see.
>>71366480
I don't care what she does, just as long as she doesn't "end up" with him and all the Tumblr fat spend the next 5 years swooning about it and planning Jonsa-themed weddings
>>71366507
Accurate, but put Sneks above Dany, and Yara with a ranking just for herself, the Lesbo Pirate-tier
>>71366370
>impress cersey with his death magic
>she lets him lick her butt
>>71366507
move Sansa to Dogshit-tier.
she was ok in season 4.
nosedive in bitchiness this season.
ALSO put Gilly in Ok-tier. she a qt.
>>71366507
Sansa is shit, Meera is top.
>>71366479
moi
>tfw Gendry's probably still in King's Landing and now under Cersei's rule
>tfw he's either gonna starve or die when the fire rises in all of King's Landing
>Banishing a powerful red priestess cause she killed a little girl that would have died anyway (and created like 6 more extra months of fall in the process)
Why is Jon so dumb?
>>71366280
If Dany and Jon ally at all I will drop the series for good.
>>71366395
This brings up an excellent point.
Is it possible to have sex with a girl that has the same name as your mother?
I don't think I could do it.
Even if she was a 10.
>>71366507
OFFICIAL GOT FEMALE CHARACTERS RANKING
>Top-tier
Cersei
>Shit Tier
EVERYONE ELSE
>>71366415
lame.
Literally every other comment on /r/gameofthrones is "LE THATS WHY THEY CALL IT KINGS LANDING AMIRITE :D". Reddit is pure cancer
>>71366566
Id resurrect 10000 Mountains to lick Cerseis ass right after she takes a shit
If you know what i mean.
>>71366370
become so valuable to the monarch that she can't afford to be without him. he then leverages his indispensability to get unlimited funding and supplies for his unethical research. is almost certainly working on some necromantic science that will make him immortal but probably doesn't seriously expect to finish it and just considers it something to keep him busy when he retires to the Summer Islands with a fat sack of gold
>>71366545
I loved Smirkfu but Cersei is GOAT.
>we have officially seen Essos for the last time
How does this make you feel?
Which character do you think gives the bestcuddles?
>>71366507
>GOD TIER
Lyanna Mormont
Only good thing about the last episode was the soundtrack tbqhwy.
>>71366590
If you care about her name if it's a 10/10 you have your priorities wrong m8.
>>71366543
>looking is the same as actively participating
You probably think white people with dreads is racist too, and that anyone who doesn't enjoy infantile shit like Steven Universe or MLP is automatically a "biggit"
>>71366582
It's plot important anyway. Melly has to meet up with Thoros, Arya and possibly Gendry. Remember she did tell Arya that they'd meet again.
>>71366582
>b-but Jon is Azor Ahai
>you said the sam,the thing about Stannis
>b-but it wasn't my fault, the voices in my head told me to do it
Melly fucking shits
>Now now, no need to leave the sept I'm sure Cersei will be here any minute...
>>71366591
>Olenna
>Not GOAT
We don't have to hate everything Tumblr loves anon.
We can agree on this one point.
>>71366410
she's not sexy anymore now that she got btfo so hard
>>71366407
Salsa.
Jon would Dany to be honest. "muh rights" "muh titles" muh dragons" "muh righteousness"
Bitch is 100% crazy with no one like Jorah, Barristan or Tyrion to keep her madness at bay
If you were Jon, who would you marry?
For the best alliances I mean
dat husky voice when he said "im the three eyed raven now"
hnnnnnnnnnnn
>>71366507
>not ranking best girl
Alright, so what's the deal here.
Do we really think the harshness of the winter will hinder Dany too much? Is there really a possibility that she will crash and burn? Is there a possibility that she will actually end up losing her dragons?
Why do I imagine that she'll sweep the entire place clean and end up campaigning against Jon, only to nearly end him before he finally spills the beans about the true enemy/his heritage is revealed and Dany takes pity on him to let him fight alongside her as she heads the charge against the white walkers?
>>71366610
Nobody fucking cares about reddit, stop talking about it you retarded redditor or go fuck off right back to your precious shithole.
>>71366622
Thank fucking christ.
>>71366539
Anal?
>>71366591
>not liking based Granny Olenna Tyrell or Smelly Melly.
>>71366623
SHANSA. I'd love to cuddle with her.
>>71366639
*would hate
>>71366507
Agree 100%.
>>71366645
Lyanna
>>71366623
Mommy Cersei of course.
>>71366637
her sad face is the cutest thing ever. I hope she get torn apart emotionally in the next season for more shots like that
>>71366649
He's still going to die a virgin.
>>71366581
gendry is the guy who got clocked by the bell senpai
>>71366410
s-she's coming back right?
we haven't seen the last of melly sanders have we?
>>71366507
>sansa
>just ok
blow out your brains and do it quickly
Is Varys gonna snitch on Daenerys?
>>71366694
>sadface
>looks like she just shat herself
>>71366280
Reminder only redditors trying to fit in like Cersei. She's a moron. The true queen of love and beauty is Natalie "BLACKED" Dorner
>>71366668
kill yourself nigger
>>71366645
Female White Walker.
>>71366623
dis one
>>71366622
Makes me want to cum desu.
If Dany and Braavos and Meereen and Astapor and Yunkai and the Dothraki and the Second Sons and the Faceless Men didn't exist my opinion of this show would be much higher.
Melisandre is qt though.
REMINDER
Sam meets Marwyn the Mage and studies relentlessly offscreen
The Hound, Beric, Thoros, Brienne, Melisandre, and Arya end up in the same location at the same time. Shenanigans ensue
The Vale knights are stranded by the snow, so they join Jon
The big battle next season is naval, Dany vs Euron in/near Oldtown
Viserion is grounded by a ballista then surrounded and killed in the streets
Euron boards Yara's ship and kills her, Theon witnesses but escapes
Dany's fleet is crushed and in disarray, she escapes on Drogon while her army retreats
Oldtown is pretty much a ruin, but Euron thinks he's made a work of art and stays there. Sam escapes, but he has the knowledge he came for
Dany begins to doubt herself and sulks around for a while
Qyburn hears what happened and leaves Cersei, he arrives in Oldtown and Euron lets him be archmaester. Qyburn torments the maesters who had him expelled
Riots in King's Landing intensify, Cersei orders her soldiers to kill all of the rebels
Jaime blows up the Red Keep and Cersei with wildfire, King's Landing is abandoned
Jaime puts Edmure back on the seat of Riverrun and rides for Casterly Rock, proclaiming himself King in the Rock
Jon begins his war against the white walkers, Dany has joined him and things don't go very well. Rhaegal is killed
Sam reunites with Jon and gives him important information. Either a method of forging Valyrian steel, another sort of weapon, or evidence of a historical treaty between the Others and Men that was buried by the maesters. The white walkers are either killed or make peace. Jon is revered as a demigod
Jaime becomes a competent battle commander and defeats Euron. Maybe Theon is the one to kill Euron. Theon rules the Iron Islands
Jaime marries Brienne
Gendry rules the Stormlands
The remaining starks are reunited
Giants aren't extinct, they help rebuild
The crown is no more, the 7 kingdoms are independent
>>71366645
Hot Salsa after I learn I'm a Targ.
We're gonna make House Stark great again, and make southern shits pay for it
So how long will Valyria be uninhabitable? Surely seven volcanoes erupting doesn't mean the land is bad forever?
>>71366716
that would make her sad.
>>71366645
Dany
>>71366696
not if I assrape him first
>>71366711
Yeah u right. She's shit tier garbage
>>71366395
wait whos this lyanna now?
>>71366653
>That translator joke
Fuck her
>>71366370
Jaime is going to kill him and say "A Lannister always pays his denbts."
>>71366694
This whole scene broke my heart Fredo. It broke my heart. I felt bad for both parties.
>>71366582
Did Shireen give Melly the mana necessary to revive Jon? Is it possible that the Lord of Light compelled Melly to follow Stannis, a false messiah, just because it was the only way she'd get her hands on the king's blood needed for the essential miracle of reviving Jon, the true messiah?
>>71366723
Silly, that's an actor, not a character.
>>71366735
>Sam meets Marwyn the Mage and studies relentlessly offscreen
And when the time comes he's going to what, shoot fireballs out of his ass at the white walkers?
All fatty is going to do is find the deus ex machina to deal with the white walkers and that's it.
>>71366738
>goes from half sister to first cousin
>suddenly is on the menu
>>71366622
We haven't, though.
Jorah's arc isn't done yet.
Official thread theme
https://youtu.be/BIMc2t5EbTY
so what's mel gonna do when she meets arya again?
>>71366645
If I could choose between the woman left who could make a secure alliance with a big house, I'd choose one of the sneks, but in Jon's situation, there's nothing he can do to stay King in the North, he needs to bend the knee to Dany because her army is bigger and he needs more men to beat the WW army so I'd marry Dany just for the novelty of it. Would still fuck other women anyway though, because fuck me if the Dragon Queen doesn't want to have sex that day.
>>71366719
>reddit trying to fit in
>>71366649
He's the cutest person in the whole world.
>>71366645
>people think that the dragonbinder is an actual thing when no Valyrian history or any history mentions any sort of device existing
Euron is gonna get btfo no matter what. Hes only there to be a temporary roadblock
>>71366353
This senpai. So fucking hot.
>>71366533
>Creat fArya
>Achieve same result
>Waifu is not ruined
>>71366711
they should kill themselves for ranking her so high
Thats a lot of storylines that were abruptly ended in a explosion.
>>71366590
>I don't think I could do it
>even if she was 10
It's always funny when you've been so long on normie websites that you forget that here you can unashamedly profess a love for cunny and not get shit for it.
>>71366735
>King in the Rock
>>71366735
>No mention of CIA
>>71366781
She killed Shireen to banish away the snow and melt the ice and snow.
So she got exactly what she wanted and asked for.
>>71366722
It would make some kind of sense for danorf to team up with the white walkers to fight against dragon-hitler, making it the song of ice and fire. They just have to find out that the Others are just regular people who want frens.
>>71366645
Ellaria Sand
>>71366566
This is my endgame now.
>LOL it asks me to point out which pictures are MOUNTAINS
>>71366622
get ready for Daario pining over Dany while doing nothing for an entire season.
when does /got/ get banned for the offseason? just curious
>>71366791
>Jorah and Quaithe in Asshai in S7
There is no chance Jon makes it out of this series alive correct?
how come dany cares about marrying somebody
she has a giant army and muh dragons and everyone else instantly worships her
>>71366370
qyburn bux, mountain fux
>>71366699
she and arya still have to meet again
>>71366791
He's going to show up with Victarions volcano arm sometime near the end of s7
>>71366785
Yes, Salsa's back on the menu.
Not like they ever interacted much in show, they barely know each other really.
>>71366852
jon is an animated corpse
>>71366818
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/King_of_the_Rock
Yes.
>>71366825
I'm just going for the predictable and obvious stuff. I don't know what the fuck CIA, Varys, Arya, and Bran are supposed to do.
>>71366852
Technically he's not alive right now.
>>71366772
I bet she can moan in many languages while you fuck her ass.
>>71366857
How can you be a Queen without an Heir?
>>71366845
When the mods feel like it. I think we should move to 8ch if it happens
>>71366852
What is dead may never die, anon. He'll just keep coming back, stronger and harder.
Sam always worries about Jon. But he always comes back.
>>71366722
>>71366834
Perfect. Someone should write a fanfic about this.
sheer pottery
tfw jaime pushing bran out a window was pointless because all his children and his family were going to die anyway k e k
>>71366857
Unless her plan is to murder every person on the continent, she'll have to instill order at some point.
>>71366361
that escene clearly takes place some time later
>>71366772
>>71366852
The Jesus thing will probably come full circle and he'll die killing Night's King.
>>71366735
DA KING IN DA ROCK
Official /got/ cuckshed power members:
1. Sam "and his wife's father's son" Tarly
2. Jorah the Cuck
3. Daario "begs not to be sent to the Cuck shed" Naeherys or w/e his name is
Anyone else?
>>71366694
>b-but slenderman is real I believe it!!!
lmao melly is such a dumb bitch
What went wrong?
>>71366852
not a chance after he sent smelly away
littlefinger is going to assassinate him for good and all
Gendry (at Storms Ends) is legitimised by Queen Cersei and becomes Lord Paramount of the Stormlands. Dany hears about him and send (teh cute traducto girl) and a red priestess (obligatory) for a marriage proposal she gets killed by the storm lords that angers Dany who goes on Drogon back to burn Storm Ends... uncessufully she looks stoopid and Tyrion reminds her of the danger of targaryen anger.
t. d&d
>"The Freys and the Lannisters send their regards!"
>"Jon Snow has avenged the Red Wedding!"
>"I've missed you big brother"
Jesus Christ D&D
>>71366699
she gon resurect that mannis mofuga and rek starks fo realz this tiem
>>71366849
It'll be perfect. They'll introduce Marwyn next season with his glass candle, perfect time to reintroduce Quaithe and have her appear to Dany in visions
>>71366927
Littlefinger got cucked by jon.
Man I knew she was going to blow something up with the wildfire but the people that died + tommen scene caught me off guard
>>71366857
because she's listening to tyrion at the moment, eventually she'll go crazy like her blood suggests
>>71366905
Why else do you think the Witch was laughing her ass off at Cersei? They're all dumb pawns, only Bran has some real power and insight.
Living male characters ranking:
TOP TIER:
Jaime Lannister
Sandor Clegane
Petyr Baelish
Jorah Mormont
Theon Greyjoy
Beric Dondarrion
Thoros of Myr
GOOD TIER:
Jon Snow
Edmure Tully
Qyburn
Bronn
Yohn Royce
MEH TIER:
Bran Stark
Aeron Greyjoy
Podrick Payne
Used to be great but became meh as of when DnD took over tier:
Davos Seaworth
Tyrion Lannister
Varys
Annoying cunt tier:
Robin
Euron
>>71366927
Neither of Bobby B's heirs were his son.
>>71366857
Easier to rule when you have local allies formally dedicated to you and your heirs. Marriage and blood ties is a great way
>>71366927
4. Tyrion "drink and knows things but didn't knew his funny whoar gf was cucking him" Lannister
>>71366927
i love Theon but unfortunately he's in the cuckshed thanks to fucking Ramsay
same with Jaime and Tyrion, in regards to being Cersei and Dany's cuck bois
Varys is THE cuckboi. in the show, anyway. he's based in the books.
>Thinking we'll ever see Daario or Jorah again
>>71366888
>I think we should move to 8ch if it happens
>/got/ might leave willingly
YES PLEASE GO
>>71366888
I don't think there's been a successful migration in the history of the internet.
>>71366411
kekest of keks
>>71366628
Imagine fucking a girl and shouting your mum's name while doing it.
No thanks.
I'd never cum.
>>71366927
Qyburn "I'll burn cities for you" Autism
>>71366845
Wait another day or so.
Literally all male characters are cucks in one way or another in this show. Prove me wrong.
>>71366972
Omni King Bran
>>71367008
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
>>71366888
I don't think there's been a successful community migration in the history of the internet.
>>71366950
>Cersei legitimizing the bastard of the husband she hated
Yeah no. Get fucked.
>>71366979
Cersei > All male characters > All other female characters
>>71366845
>>71366888
/tg/ does /asoiaf/ threads occasionally.
We'd fit in there well if we're not too autistic about having a general there.
>>71366735
I'd watch that
>>71366845
Our knees do not bend easily.
If we don't act autistic they won't force us off. Simple.
>>71367018
Jokes on you, I'd cum twice as much
>>71366507
> God-Tier
cordy
>>71366361
he got picked up from dorne, if dany is sailing to westeros she has to go near dorne you dip
>>71366660
>Do we really think the harshness of the winter will hinder Dany too much?
If the writers weren't such hacks, it would be pretty much 100% certain that she'd lose the fuck out of her troops the moment she started approaching north.
There's no way in hell that a bunch of shirtless sandpeople are going to withstand the cold of the north.
It's going to be like Napoleon invading Russia during the winter.
Or it should be.
She's just going to come and kills the fuck out of everyone without problems.
It's probably going to go just as you described it.
>>71366997
>When Jorah comes back to Mereen after a trip in old valyria where he finds a Daario and the second sons ruling as rape-masters on a reinstaured slavery casts, its up to him to restaure Mereen to Dany dany ideal.
Best boi
>>71367060
what about when we migrate from one thread to another :>
>>71366449
Where do you think you are?
>>71367032
Jon.
ygritte never cheated, never showed interest in another chick while she got fucked by others, didn't raise another man's kids
>>71366979
>Yohn Royce not Top Tier
you have to go back
>>71366884
she could just let daario or some chad get her pregnant
>>71366800
>she'll never let you call her mommy
(farts)
>>71366401
the tyrells werent her allies
>>71367045
WE HAVE TO GO BACK
>>71366997
Jorah is going to transform into a golem and come back to serve as Dany's bodyguard.
Possibly cuck the mountain too while he's at it.
>>71367075
i hate you fucking pedophile
yes, you
because i know it is only you who's doing this
maybe one other pedoshit at the most
but it's mostly you.
>>71367102
she's barren
>>71366343
>and in his last moments, lancel realized that there was, after all, no such thing as a breast plate stretcher
>>71366979
>not putting the canon most powerful character alive at the top
make like tommen and fly you cunt
>>71366979
Jaime and Varys in God Tier
Daenerys landing in Dorne confirmed
http://watchersonthewall.com/canary-islands-considered-location-game-thrones-season-7/
>>71366632
>Arya finds BwB, makes up with Sandor, wants to go south
>Melly appears, tells Thoros the Long night is soon upon them, tells Arya Jon and Sansa have taken Winterfell back.
>Arya decides to postpone her vengeance and goes north with the BwB, Melly who cannot follow heads south to try and convince other lords to help
>Alone on the road south, Melly meets Brienne
>Brienne once again puts MUH RENLY before saving the realm and allowing Melly to pass her and seek out any houses that would be willing to help in the battle of ICE
>>71367089
>Jorah gets back to Meereen
>Daario tells him to take over the shift so he can go to King's Landing to fuck Dany's brains out
>Jorah says "Fine..but I'm doing it for her, not for you" like the faggot cuck that he is
can someone explain the "from the dusty mesa" meme to a humbled sheevposter
>>71366979
Pretty good list.
Hey /got/, name my pupper
>>71366735
Nice bit of fancfiction you got there.
>>71367120
They were her allies because they were married into the royal family. They also have the largest army and navy in Westeros. But no Cersei will be seen as a strong wymn for murdering her son's wife.
>>71367032
Honestly pretty true. Almost all of them are either pathetic or actual cucks. Jon might be the only non-cuck, he fucked Ygritte but then actually had the balls to leave her for his own goals. And she never fucked anyone else then and just obsessed over him. He didn't fall for Melly either like Stannis did.
Jon is legit the king of fucking everything just name him God-King already. He has like no flaws.
>I just crashed my son's entire life with no survivors, wonder how he's gonna take it
was that part of her master plan?
>>71366459
>implying he gives a shit about Sansa
You haven't been paying attention. The only two women Littlefonger loved was Caitlen and the Throne
>>71367153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV7Oe8X-3fk
>>71366927
>Sam "and his wife's father's son" Tarly
top kek I forgot the kid isn't even his. What a fat dumb retard. God I hate sam so much. I hope he has a heart attack.
>>71367153
True Detective
>>71367173
Of course!
Cersei will have a short reign.
Daenerys will literally fry her ass.
Eventually Jon Snow and Daenerys will face each other off.
And then Jon is revealed to be immune to fire, because of his bloodline.
Will Tyrion end up as a Targ and the 3rd dragon rider in the tv show or will they kill one of the dragons off so only Dany and Jon have dragons?
>>71367173
Given her lack of reaction, yeah.
>>71367165
Summer
Daily reminder he could have saved smirkfu
>>71367165
what a qt
>>71367199
Euron or the Night('s) King will take one of the dragons.
>>71366411
based
>>71367173
>implying he's not going to get qyburned
>>71366735
I am Jamie, King of the Rock!
And there's nothing you girls can do about it.
>>71366809
Just in time for them to finish with 10 episodes left.
BYEBYE FAS FACED BITCH
>>71367173
SON'S GONNA FREAK
>>71366370
to lose to sam the slayer in a maester throwdown