Tom Hanks visited my local pizza shop. Seriously is there anything this guy CANT do?
>>71363662
fuck her dude
>>71363662
if I were Tom Hanks I wouldn't leave my 500 acre estate other than for work and have all of my fine dining food brought to me by a team of expert assistants, because I'm Tom fucking Hanks and you're not.
Act
>>71363662
I saw Tom Hanks at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
He's pointing at Adele
>>71363662
hide his boner
>>71363749
That would suck though
>>71363831
Nice. Also does he have a chub?
is that riley reid?
poor guy just wanted pizza
>>71363939
no this woman clearly has breasts
>>71363662
literally who?
>>71363979
this shit must be hell. poor guy
>>71363979
This is what I imagine the normies who make GoT threads to be like.
>>71364498
jesus
>>71363979
Surely these people must feel at least a slight twinge of guilt for inconveniencing someone this much?
>>71363662
>Seriously is there anything this guy CANT do?
Pick a good place to eat. That shit is fucking garbage.
>>71363662
>>71363979
Holy shit. That's like 8 blocks from my house. I wonder what he's doing in Cleveland.
>>71365088
your mom
>>71365088
This summer Tom Hanks is Searching for Da Vinci's Pizza.
>>71363662
The look in her eyes, you just KNOW
>>71365159
Potteric KEK.
>>71365182
It's pretty nice restaurant, I'm sure Tom was a total gentleman and even made sure to personally give her the tip.
>>71363979
>BRO JOHN CUSACK IS HERE!
>>71365159
Found it. It's in some third world shithole.
Why can't Tom Hanks google?
>>71363979
>>71363662
>>71363979
He looks so uncomfortable. This is hilarious.
>>71365862
He's so happy because of the white girl and black guy standing next to him.
>>71365862
Serves cuck pizza with bbc slices and bull mayo.
>>71363662
>Seriously is there anything this guy CANT do?
Say no to Spielberg.
>>71364794
Nope. Their desire for ebin facebook likes overshadows basic human empathy.
>>71363662
>>71363979
> haha! Great photos Tom, Thanks.
Seriously? Literally burned my SPR dvd
I can't imagine being a good person. It must be terrible. He probably just wanted to eat and then go back to his hotel and go to bed but because he's a nice guy he had to take all those pictures and act like he didn't want to kill all of them. It must be terrible.
>>71363979
JUST
>>71363979
that qt on the right who can't barely contain her lady goo :3
>>71363979
Me in the middle
>>71366185
I was wondering if I was the only person who realized she is touching her vagina.
>>71363979
Ay nigga that bitch in the hoodie got like her whole fist in her snatch and shit my nigga Hanksy gettin bitches leakin.
>>71363979
>that poor robot black dude they obviously made sure to have front and centre because diversity
>that uncomfortable thumbs up
>only 30 more minutes until he gets to rush home and watch those new episodes on crunchyroll though
>>71363979
Half those people probably don't even know who he is.
>>71366185
>meanwhile, the chick right behind her peeking out on the left
I kind of want to be a famous actor but it would get old after a while.
>>71365088
>forget her name actress from Community
She's such a fucking cutie pie. I want to cuddle with and kiss her so bad.
>>71367118
Alison Brie
http://youtu.be/NzVhKlxUdYE
>>71363979
Ghosts?
>>71363860
I once got seated at a table right across from Gary Sinise at a restaurant once. Holy fuck, like every 10 min a different person would come to his table and talk to him. Felt bad for the guy, he was already eating when we were seated and we left before him. Wonder if he ever got to finish his food.
JUST
Me and my family had dinner with Tom Hanks a few months ago. He was just as nice as you would've thought and took selfies with like anyone who asked even though it took about 45 minutes
>>71365088
>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>71363749
If I were Tom Hanks I would live in a perpetual state of unlucidity
>>71367682
That line only works with blunt senpai
>>71364794
>celebrity-struck idiots
>capacity for guilt
>>71364498
>/GoT/
>normies
oh hoo hee hee hoo haa haa
>>71367716
>liking blunt and her fish lips
Be ashamed.
>be in Cleveland because I've lost control of my life
>oh hey a pizza place I'm starving
>"are you tom hanks?"
>oh fuck no, here it comes
>brace it tom, you can handle this
>think of your thai ladyboi in your mansion
>be strong for her
>"yep!"
>"omg can i get a picture?"
>"sure!"
>you and everyone else in this joint you fucking pissant
>>71367291
Thanks anon.
>>71367576
rofl he's getting progressively angrier in each successive shot this is splendid
>>71367576
this is the face of a famous person kidnapped from his home by a deranged pizza man to show him off to his colleagues
>>71367576
>one guy: hey, you're tom hanks! can i get a picture?
>TH: sure dude
>50 people crawl out of the woodwork, each with their phones out ready to shit on you on twitter if you say no
>>71368345
Holy shit those tits!
>>71363662
Looks like Reily Reid fucked Zach Braff
>>71363662
it looks like he was trying to fuck her and didnt want any pictures taken
>>71368345
REEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING STACEY COVER YOUR UDDERS THEY'RE ABOUT TO BURST
>>71363749
Reddit : the post
>>71367958
>Tom Hanks sadly eating pizza alone in Lakewood
>Dr. Justfuckmyshitup practices in Willoughby
>Lebron is... well he's Lebron
Is Cleveland the official meme capital at this point?
>>71366977
hanks is a weeb?
>>71368345
>those tits
>>71363979
>his fucking face
Hahaha leave him alone shit.
>>71363662
>Is there anything this guy CANT do?
Digest sugar
>>71367805
normie: the show and normie: the fanbase. fact not opinion
>>71368345
got DAYUM son she built for breeding
Krieger need to kidnap her for the aryan breeding program
I trying to say she cute, man
>>71368566
>pic
Now THAT'S a workspace I can fuck shit up from.
>>71365862
will wheaton?
>>71367576
rex ryan?
Must suck to be a celebrity, can't even have a night out to eat without a mob of people trying to take selfies with you.
>>71367576
The juxtaposition of their expressions is hilarious. The pizza guy looks so fucking happy and Tom Hanks looks miserable.
>>71368523
You would know this how?
>>71363662
He was responsible for my sexual awakening at the age of 12. Then it shifted to more of a paternofilial relationship.
>>71369846
>>71369958
I assure you it is normal for my gender
>>71370120
You got skype? Wanna get pregnant?
>>71370210
Sorry, I already have my boyfriend. In fact, he's also probably shitposting on 4chan as we speak.
>>71370120
POST TITS NOW
>>71365088
mfw when Forrest god wins one for da land
>>71370269
He's a bitch, we should hook up. I'll tell him right now I'm gonna take his girl.
I'm gonna take your girl bro what the fuck you gonna do about it?
>>71363979
>i JUST want pizza
>>71370120
Girls don't come here.
>>71370342
please no cuck anon
she's the only one I have
>>71370394
My gf posts here sometimes. Don't tell her I'm trying to hook up with this chick >>71370269
>>71370306
STOP CALLING IT THE LAND! WE DON'T LIVE IN A FUCKING "LAND"!
That bullshit makes it sound like we live in a magical realm with fucking hobbits and oompa loompas and shit.
>>71370469
Sorry brah, wherever I go I must lay that pipe.
>>71370469
>mfw i'm already fucking her
how's it feel cuckboi?
>>71370506
You fucking losers finally get a championship and now you bitch about this? At least you have the Browns to look forward to in DA LAND amirite?
>>71363662
>>71363979
>i just want pizza pls no photos
>>71368566
how do you people get so many pictures of this guy? i'm genuinely curious if i could visit him irl
>>71363979
Me on the right
>>71363979
>When you leave your room during the family reunion to get a glass of water and a bunch of people you don't know want to take a picture with you
>>71365862
LITTLE
>>71363860
>>71368345
Me on the left
>>71363749
>not retiring to a comfy lakehouse in wisconsin and becoming a legend among the locals there
Pleb
>>71363979
IT WAS FREE FUCKING PIZZA.
>>71371028
Patton Oswalt looks like one of those screaming baby plants from Harry Potter
>>71370956
>Living in Wisconsin
For what fucking reason?
Hanks loves going to local restaurants.
He went to one in my town a year or two ago and it was all over the news.
>>71370792
Yeah, probably. He's a dentist, not Osama Bin Laden. If your insurance covers his practice you could just call up and make an appointment.
>>71371324
His secret is that he picks one of the waitstaff out to later abduct and use in his rape and troture dungeon.
>>71371269
It's a pretty comfy state outside of Milwaukee, living on the lake is chill.
>>71371452
>chill
Exactly, if I wanted to be cold eight months out of the year I'd have been born a filthy Eskimo. Set me up on the beach in a place where the average temperature never gets below freezing.
>>71371452
milwakee is too cold
>>71370671
There's the STOP to do one of those reaction images with text on the bottom, I would do it myself but I'm on my phone pham
>>71370792
they're all pictures from his easily accessible website or some from his public facebook.
not hard to find.
>>71371876
>>71368116
fuck he's going into hiding after this shit
>>71371028
>emma watson getting ready to take both their dicks
I'm all up for that.
>>71372292
its actually tom hanks and boyega in the film
>>71363662
>suggested page Adele
G A Y
>>71368345
>/tv/ would choose the titcow over the qtπ
>>71372431
it only said that because I was looking as a discount Adelle and it was trying to jew me
>>71372573
I'd like her to 'remain' on my face
Fug, I hate seeing this kind of shit the day after. I drove past Nicholas Cage about half an hour from this pizza place last year in a grocery store parking lot. I just kept driving, wondering why there was such a big crowd in the shithole.
>>71368345
I don't what to stare at; the tits on the left or ass on the right.
>>71363749
Thanks Reddit ©. Now back to your GoT general
>>71373192
tits > ass
>>71363979
>>71364419
>>71364794
>>71366080
>>71366109
>>71368317
>>71368835
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>>71370852
>at the point where he gets paid thousands of dollars for just existing
>"poor guy, I can't believe he has to take 20 minutes out of his day to shake some hands and take some photos and all he gets in return is the admiration of everyone on the planet and a lavish lifestyle :( a bloo bloo bloo"
Go fuck yourself. I would easily trade my shitty life for his if I had tge chance and I'd be personable and accommadating all the time.
Hell, I stack shelves at a major store for a living, so I have to be happy and personable all the time anyway, and for a shitty wage.
And no, I don't feel sorry for celebrities who "snap" and get shit on by the tabloids. If you are not being personable, you failed at your job as a celebrity. The job that you get paid one hundred times the average persons wage for.
>>71373192
>>71373491
ass > tits
but in that pic the tits are far better than the ass.
>tfw live in a neighborhood in Manhattan that is full of famous people and see people like De Niro, Justin Timberlake, Jim Carrey, Hugh Jackman etc. all the time
I just leave them alone when I see them because I'm not a terrible person. They're just fucking actors, not the Messiah. Let them eat their food and go grocery shopping. I feel bad as fuck for them when I see some fat flyover tourist accosting them for an autograph when they're in sweats or something and just tried to dip out really quick to grab something. There are exceptions too, like when they want to talk to you, for example Dean Winters comes into the bar I drink in all the time and is cool as fuck and just wants to chat with people. Then it's okay but if they're just trying to eat a meal or do an errand leave them the fuck alone.
>>71373652
So it's his fault you're a poor piece of shit with boundary issues? I hope one of those shelves falls on you.
>>71373685
Read my post, bucko, I'm not blaming anyone. I'm happy for their success and hold them to the same standards as everyone else in the world.
And fuck off with you "wah all these fans accosting celebrities in their sweat suits nyeer"
Most celebrities are happy to sign autographs and interact with their fans. If you were referencing that amy schumer incident, then I'm sorry, but she was being a cunt no matter which way you slice it.
Tom Hanks probably enjoys interacting with people. Most celebrities do, because not everyone is a massive entitled twat like you.
>>71363831
It's funnier w t hanks
>>71374018
I'm sorry, but you must make more than minimum wage for me to give a fuck about your opinion. Frankly you aren't even a person in my opinion, an opinion which actually matters. Don't bother replying, your dumb entitled bullshit is falling on deaf ears.
>>71363979
Does this pizza place hire qts only?
>>71367355
Red Circle on the right is somegirl standing on a box
Red Circle on the left is a guy with half of his face blocked by something and really dark hair on his top
>>71363979
so, any further info on half-hand-inside-vagina girl?
is she latin?
>>71367355
Maybe the black and white picture from teh shining lol
Tom Hanks and his son are probably the most likeable actors in Hollywood. Down to Earth and don't also spam their politics, they keep it private.
>>71367805
Are you really implying GOT isn't normie general? Dude, every fucking person on the cocksucking fucking planet watches this fucking show
I don't understand how fantasy novels like this, which usually are stigmatized to nerds, became FUCKING NORMIE CENTRAL
>>71374164
maybe she had to pee
>tfw tom hanks graduated from high school a few years before my mom did (same high school, Skyline in Oakland, California)
>tfw she didn't know him but she said he was in school plays and was very good
>tfw he attended community college in hayward and even went to college in sacramento
>tfw i never hear him talking about his beginnings in the bay area
Does Tom ever mention his early life? Ever?
>>71374310
And then she peed in her hand and let everyone take a sip until her bladder was empty. Then Tom was mad he only got one sip and everyone else got two sips.
I bet that's what happened.
>>71368345
Want milky
>>71365862
He looks more like Chris Kyle T-B-H
>>71365088
always looks to me like she's wearing the white padme belly outfit from ATOC
