https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTKw5yxARHc
IT'S HERE YOU FAT FUCKS
Inb4 200+ replies
Last time I was this early China was still a country :DD
>>71307532
Ahh yes, Reddit Letter Media
The movie "critics" for people who don't really watch movies because they are "too busy" playing video games and watching animu.
But hey, LE STAR WARS PREQUELS SUCK XDDD right?
NO MIKE
NO BUY
>>71307629
Most of what RLM reviews are mediocre/campy capeshit, horror, and comedy movies that I wouldn't watch anyway.
I just enjoy their bants.
>>71307532
>Mike liked it
Holy shit. How does Mike keep admitting to like these terrible fucking movies?
>>71307779
No, you're just a pathetic loser who needs to leave the house
Plinkett is literally just Rich now, not even trying anymore
>>71307532
JESUS FUCK
Good.
Now why isn't the next one out, yet?
>>71307532
>not warcraft
HAHAHA HE KEEPS GETTING THE NAME OF THE MOVIE WRONG
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKOKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
WHAT FUCKING MASTERS OF COMEDY
>>71307532
>Mike liked it
Of course he did.
>>71307849
Not that it matters since all the retarded shit before they actually get to the review is cringey bullshit.
>>71307963
First time I ever watched these guys.
I was getting annoyed within 5 min of that shtick
1st impressions are an important thing.
Just in time to take the gun out of my mouth!!
>>71308045
>it's a they think they're funnier than they actually are episode
oy vey
>>71307532
>still no warcraft review
Mike said OH VEY multiple times, pol user confirmed? :']
>>71307629
>>71307847
Says the guy who doesn't leave his house, sits and waits on /tv/ for RLM threads to pop up so he can spam his pasta and vent about how much he hates RLM.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/Ahh%20yes%2C%20Reddit%20Letter%20Media%20The%20movie%20%22critics%22%20for%20people%20/
I honestly don't think anyone here is quite as pathetic as you.
>>71308271
Rekt
>>71307827
To pander to people that will like it so you get more views.
>>71308207
>wanting the Warcraft review featuring the PreRec losers
>>71308210
Judd Hirsch as Hebe Kikeburger,
that had to be the most stereotypical jew character ever conceived in film.
OH MY DAVID
is mike joking? he loved it?
Jay is so much better than Mike now. He is a pleb.
you would be dead if it weren't for my david
>mfw randy quaid video
WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
maybe thats what fox was flagging the video all along
Where's the Warcraft HitB episode you fucking fucks?
I liked the new independence day. I liked the direction it ended on.
Jay pretty much nailed what I thought of it, I had to actually look up if it was really Loggia because he did look CGI.
I do like the original a lot though.
>>71308271
Jesus Christ this anon needs help
>Mike outs himself as a pleb again
>spamming Welcome to Earf meme 40 times in a row
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK WHEN WILL MORONS STOP REPEATING THIS BULLSHIT?
WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF- HE PRONOUNCES IT PERFECTLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfPWpEKhgfk
>mike loved it
>>71307532
at least theres something good in my life seeing as every got stream is shit today
>>71307532
OY VEY
What the hell was that Randy Quaid vídeo?
>>71309741
A lot of rumors going around things are tense behind camera.
>>71307532
Hello, reddit!
>>71309867
yeah
source: my ass
these guys used to be terrific
>>71307629
>>71310039
they still are, but they used to too
>>71308363
YOU'D ALL BE DEAD IF IT WASN'T FOR MY DAVID!
AHGGGGGGGRRRRRREEEEAAAA FIFTY VONEEEEEE
>>71309741
wow you noticed the obvious editing
Ah yes, RedLetterMedia!
I cant wait for them to give me my opinion of this movie!
If they say its good, I'll make sure to torrent a camrip ;)
>>71309741
jay tries to take things seriously. Mike will have none of it.
>>71309741
I'm glad that Jay found some modicum of his balls and no longer does the whole I HATED IT, BUT MIKE SAID HE KINDA LIKED IT SO I GUESS I KINDA LIKE IT TOO thing.
>"OYYY VEY"
What did he mean by this?
>>71309992
Apparently Mike's cocaine fueled racism is now severely affecting the writing of the show.
>>71310613
OY VEY
>>71307532
>"Less" dumb than the original
Oh my god.
>>71307532
No offense to you guys but I always make it two minutes into these videos before I decide that the fat man's one-note "haha I'm purposely corny" acting and lack of comedic timing and the gay one's "haha I explained the bad joke to you" bullshit is painfully unfunny
White people's only refuge is the dry, disaffected, wise-cracking persona.
>>71307532
>original is full of cool practical effects and costumes
>new one is almost entirely bullshit CGI with an even more retarded story
>I LOVED IT, WAY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL
Even after watching their review of the first movie I still can't wrap my mind around the hate boner for it. All I got was "it's dumb" and "the dog scene in the tunnel was dumb".
>a joke at the expense of the jewish people
Reported for racism
unsubscribed
>>71310510
thats literally what he said in the review
This was the worst episode yet. RLM is in a steep decline.
>THIS PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL IS OWNED BY 20TH CENTURY FOX AND NOT AVAILABLE FOR PROMOTIONAL PURPOSES
What did they mean by this?
What's happening to Mike? He just eats up any old crap that gets released now.
>>71311367
They actually forgot to cover one of the clips.
>>71311370
He's a pleb.
>>71308115
>It's a "subtly disgruntled nostalgia critic fan posts on the wrong board again" episode.
So they hated the original but loved this one?
wut.gif
>>71310679
Not only is it less dumb than the original, it's more dumb and therefore schlock, as opposed to the original film, which wasn't dumb enough
They really should give themselves a minute to process this shit before recording their review
>>71311370
I thought he was gonna say he enjoyed it because it was unintentionally hilarious. I thought it was shit, but there was so much hilarious shit in the movie, Data was great and Jeff Goldblum was amazing.
>>71311453
The one with the boats? I think they got away with it because it was slowed down.
>>71309517
>It's a "hipster retard pretends to vehemently defend a piece of shit movie ironically" episode.
Why do I keep visiting this hellhole?
Ghostbusters when
>>71310760
Thanks for sharing, keep us updated.
why does anyone care about these plebs? Il
>>71311663
why dosent anyone care about you?
>>71311663
Gilchrist pls go
>>71311560
No no no, you're assuming way too much. I literally just get annoyed when people trot out that "Welcom 2 Earf" bullshit with no irony.
>>71311566
My theater was pretty full for ID and the GB trailer was greeted with complete silence, while people laughed at the right places for Star Trek and some cartoon shit. Gonna be fun.
>I hated it
>I loved it
>Well I loved parts of it
>WHY DID I BUY THIS BOAT?
>OY VEY
>>71311566
Old interview of Mike Stoklasa from 2010.
>You call The Phantom Menace “the greatest example of cinematic blue balls in the history of motion pictures.” Will there ever be another film that lets so many people down?
>Yes, Ghostbusters 3. I haven’t even seen it and it’s already let me down. That and maybe Gremlins 3. They’ve already managed to sort of fuck up the fourth Indiana Jones, so I’m not expecting much from those films. But as bad as a lot of the more recent sequels and re-boots have been, I doubt there will be anything as big as something like the “new Star Wars.”
>>71312384
>He already knows he hates it years before watching it.
This man truly is a visionary of ou're times.
Who is better?
Rich or Mike?
>>71313041
they're equally awful
>>71313041
Mike
>>71313041
Mike of coursethe real answer is Jay
>>71313270
Jay just plays the straight man (ironically) to Mike's wacky antics.
Review Warcraft already you fat fucks.
I really don't understand how Mike chooses stuff he likes and stuff he hates. Seems up to chance at this point. At least Jay is mostly consistent and I can tell what movies he prefers.
>>71313528
No video game shit allowed.
>>71307532
Mike hates ID4, Escape From New York, and Stargate. He loves Independence Day: Resurgence and Jurassic World.
He needs to let Jay have all the opinions from now on, Jesus Christ.
>>71314131
what kind of arrogant motherfucker posts reaction images of themselves online
RLM is the heigh of smug arrogance
>>71314003
If it's dumb and doesn't try to hide it, he likes it
If it's dumb and tries to act smart, he hates it
If it's smart, he likes it
not that hard to figure out
im not trying to be a contrarian but HitB hasn't been good in so long.
It's just a straight up review show now, they put no effort into the skits anymore beyond sitting at the shop and holding some plastic guns or something. Remember when they shot outside? The palpatine skit? The evil dead skit? the shooting rich skit?
>Mike likes Independence Day: Resurgence
>Britain leaves the EU, ala gaining their "Independence"
Coincidence? I think not.
>>71314003
>I really don't understand how Mike chooses stuff he likes and stuff he hates.
>>71314465
They did a big skit like 2 episodes ago.
>Jay, what did you think of X
>I fucking hated it, you mike?
>I loved it
>...yeah it was okay
Every time
>>71314464
>If it's dumb and tries to act smart, he hates it
is this why he hates himself
>>71314465
I agree, but I don't think it's because they don't put effort into the skits. I think it's because they don't act natural anymore. They try to overact everything to be funny instead of just being naturally sarcastic. Also, Jay's all nice looking now and Mike looks depressed. That doesn't help either.
Jay lookin better every episode ;)
You have to be an incredibly stupid cunt to watch these cunts.
>>71311700
Because I watch more movies than what's in the IMDb top 1000/ ironic shitty b movies
>>71307532
not these fags again
>>71308271
Holy crap, that's some other level autism.
>>71308271
Le wow
>slide whistle
>>71315338
CANT RAPE THE WILLING
>>71315741
going up or down?
>>71315884
always down
They need to review Neon Demon. Fuck.
>>71316831
Not schlocky/campy/lowbrow enough for them.
RLM doesn't do indie/arthouse movies.
How many times does someone say "schlock" in this episode?
>>71316928
jay might name drop it in a end of the year episode of the year episode
>>71314465
There are people who don't just skip straight to the trailer and review?
The 'comedy' at the start of HitB is far and away the worst part about it.
>Mike LITERALLY says 'OY VEY'
is he confirmed for browsing /tv/?
what is that video they use of the old guy fucking a girl in a creepy old guy face cut out.
I think I disturbed my roommate.
>>71308271
I can't tell if you rekt him or yourself more by going through this trouble, anon.
How do they not know that ID4 was schlock?
>>71318113
>I think I disturbed my roommate
Just admit you want it to fap to, you sick deprived fuck.
>>71318113
That's Randy Quaid (the drunk pilot from the first movie) and his wife. He's turned into a complete lunatic
>>71308363
he looks like my racist as fuck old injun grandfather. I'm convinced they are the same person, and the old man has been holding out on cash all these years.
>>71309053
BASED RANDY QUAID was the best part of the video.
>randy quaid needs to be the hero of a ayyy lmao movie where he anally probes aliums.and by anally probing the ayyliums, i mean sodomizes them while he makes them wear roland emmerich masks
>>71316928
they reviewed green room, that was arthouse bullshit/10
>>71318589
nigga please, he's always been batshit crazy. he just has the official crazyman beard now.
>>71307532
You fat fuck need to get shit out faster you faggots you don't need all this acting and shit because you fucking suck just do the damn reviews. No one cares about anything else you do.
>>71318113
>not enjoying watching Randy Quaid fuck Rupert Murdock.
>what did you think about it Jay?
>I hated it, what did you think about it Mike?
>I liked it
>yeah I liked it too
>>71316928
Jay has tweeted about wanting to see it a few times now.
>>71318652
>green room
They probably reviewed it because it stars two Star Trek actors and Mike has a massive boner for Star Trek.
>>71319019
makes sense, since Jay has a fetish for violence and is a depraved fuck.I love Jay
Holy fuck. Mike is 100% "muh schlock" now. Its become his catchphrase. I don't know if he's worse than Rich now but he's getting up there.
Jay seems to have held his opinion here against Mike's "Jurassic World effect" idiocy.
>>71319084
or because they didnt have anything better to do, after getting free reviewer tickets to it.
>>71319302
Mike could very well crash his own show. If the Plinkett review fails to live up to the very high standards I've set for myself, then I'm done.
>>71319381
Or because Jay really wanted to fucking see it, he loved Blue Ruin.
> suddenly randy quaid video
>one of them is a 9/11 truther
>one of them is a wonderful guy!
what did he mean by this
>>71308271
Anally destroyed him anon
>>71320599
Mike loved George W. Bush and any talk of 9/11 conspiracy is anathema to him.
I wonder what Republican Mike thinks of Donald Trump accusing his mentor Bush of lying about Iraq? Will he vote for Hillary or go third party?he's not going to vote
WHERE IS THE FUCKING PLINKETT REVIEW
>NEW HALF IN THE BAG
gib bag
>>71309741
They have admitted to not being friends outside of the show.
>>71324307
sauce?
Twn review Neon Demon and 100% confirm how much of a pleb Mike really is.
>>71324883
Jay needs his own show where he just reviews the most obscure shit and Mike sits there pretending to know what's going on like the pleb he is.
>>71307532
the /v/eddit squad is back
Anyone wish they'd drop the cringey le ironic comedy skits?
We get it, you're using anti-humor. Ha ha.
>>71324517
There is none.
Of course there is none.
>>71308271
Mike is that you?
>>71324307
they've never even met each other. its all editing
>>71308271
He's been doing that for at least SEVEN MONTHS. wew
>>71307629
t. Max Landis
>>71318323
It explains the beedy eyes
Fun fact: RLM hates Independence Day because it portrays Jewish people in a positive light.
>>71326998
Explain
>>71327053
>Jay: Look how Jewish this guy is, ugh.
>Mike: I know, right? Fucking hooknosed juden! Shit movie!
Shlock is an arbitrary memeword
>Independence Day is dumb, it's shit!
>HAHA SPACE COP IS SCHLOCK DON'T YOU GUYS SEE IT'S DUMB ON PURPOSE HAHA YOU JUST DON'T GET IT XD
>>71313041
irl Rich is a hardcore fedora tipper and hates Trump. Source: prerec streams.
I can't enjoy Rich anymore.
are you guys literally watching videos of fat losers watching videos? and paying these people to watch?
HITB was a mistake
Mike should have stuck with Plinkett reviews
>>71308271
I wouldn't even go to Reddit after this BTFO.
>>71327367
He's like every other so-called "normal" person in the US: He hates Trump because it's popular to hate Trump and you have to announce that you hate Trump in order to signal that you're part of the "good guy" group, despite knowing nothing at all about the actual person or issues.
>>71327418
There's no excuse for such plebbery, especially when the Internet exists.
>>71307532
They were way overly critical of the original.
Its just a fucking fun disaster porn movie what the fuck do people expect??
>>71327663
it's dumb
haha aliens killing all humans? dumb, makes no sense. you're dumb for liking the dumb plot.
>>71314464
>If it's dumb and tries to act smart, he hates it
Except he loved The Dark Knight Rises AND Interstellar. Two of the stupidest movies that try and be smart.
Mike has just gone senile.
>>71327797
Hollywood has become so terrible that Blockbusters are confused with Shlock. That's what happened here. Jay considered Independence Day: Resurgence to be a Blockbuster that failed, and Mike considers it Shlock that is trying to be a Blockbuster.
>Mike hated Stargate
that's the last fucking straw
idc how pleb Mike has become desu. shit just isn't fun without him.
>>71328341
While more or less the whole of Stargate is glorious, the original movie isnt really very good.
>>71328341
Stargate is probably my favourite TV series and even I don't like the movie.
>>71328341
Fuck stargate
rare pic of a young jay bauman
>>71329728
All that hair on the wall behind him always disturbed me about this photo.
>Jay: I hate it!
>Mike: I love it!
>Jay: Well maybe not hate...
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Anyone else think they are fucking shit now?
I still love old episodes but new ones are hprrible
Especially Richy Aids and friends
THESE MEN ARE PAWNS
>>71307532
>Mike likes it
Of course he does. He's turned into a fucking pleb since he became an alcoholic.
>>71308271
TyrannosaurusREKT
>>71329921
You do realize that they both exaggerated their opinions at the start, right?
>>71308271
>he's been doing this since december of last year
jesus fucking christ, and i thought i had problems
>>71308271 >>71308313 >>71309349 >>71315497 >>71315559 >>71318426 >>71320666 >>71326458 >>71326605 >>71327409 >>71330102 >>71330255
It's called copypasta you fucking newfags. Jesus.
>oy vey
how does effects today look worse than effects 20 years ago?
>>71330893
I don't know if it's that the cgi looks worse, but a movie like this just uses so fucking much that everything looks fake and it's very easy to tell
>>71330355
>unironically saying newfag
if anything you're new
>>71310795
black peoples only refuge is a mud hut with a straw roof and a stamped earth floor
...or a refuge white people built for them
>>71307574
not quite!
>>71315263
He's a solid 8/10, probably as good as a manlet can look
Anonbros pls dump rlm images, I changed HDDs and didn't backup mine
>>71307574
200nd!!!111
>>71328341
Only the special effects are good
>>71333437
![277[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TS9nhK0.jpg "277[1].jpg")
At this point I'd be okay with Mike being replaced with Rich. I'm pretty sure he would love the prequels if they came out today.
>>71310613
>writing of the show.
As if the show is written.
>>71307532
fuck it, now I'm gunna have to watch this piece of shit movie
OF COURSE Mike likes it, the tasteless pleb hack fraud.
>>71307532
I've only ever know about this shoe by proxy of being here for 8+ yeas and just now decided I'd watch one
How do people enjoy this?
>>71334067
I don't like Rich. I'm sure no one will agree with me but I've always thought he was mildly mentally retarded (literally)
>>71334659
I agree. There is something mentally off about him. He fucks up his words every single time he's on.
>>71334659
He is definitely a bit retarded.
I'll pass on this episode. After seeing their ID4 re:view episode, it's clear they don't get it and there's nothing useful to be gained from them talking about this.
>>71334848
They don't "get" a braindead blockbuster?
>>71334659
he's a fedora tipping faggot but he has some great moments and of course mike shitting all over him never gets old.
>"Look Jay, this is how the Orientals look!"
What did he mean by this?
>>71324307
>outside
they aren't pretending to be friends in the show either, they only call Rich Evans their mutual friend
>>71334642
You shouldn't use proxies.
>>71334642
I also like shoes.
>>71335162
Unless you use 7
>>71329728
I refuse to believe that's him
no one can go through that much of a change without plastic surgery
>>71334262
He seemed pretty bummed by that fact.
>>71307532
Mike is such a pleb, jesus fucking christ,
Not even ironic, he seems like a dumbfuck.
>>71334659
He's pretty unlikable on the Pre Rec streams.
>>71334848
>it's clear they don't get it
Yes; those Roland Emmerich movies are so difficult to understand.
>>71334659
Because he is bitter middle aged man, without RLM he would probably offed himself long time ago.
On Pre-Rec streams he is insufferable, literally shitting on everything that exists while AIDSmoby seems rather normal.
Ja-yay, ya mother cawled
>>71334848
>he thinks there's anything to "get" about Roland Emmerich flicks
>>71336281
can someone explain the AIDSmoby name to me?
I know it's Jack but I have no idea how he came to the name or even got involved with RLM at all.
He seems and looks like an old man at times.
also the best RLM extras are the two canadian cunts, especially Collin, he fits in better with the crew than Beardfat or even Rich
>>71336804
can someone explain the AIDSmoby name to me?
...He looks like Moby with AIDS
>>71336910
meant to greentext ofc
>can someone explain the AIDSmoby name to me?
>>71328341
This, Stargate was a good film that created a great franchise.
>>71336804
He looks like Moby with AIDS.
>>71337463
>>71336910
I didn't expect it to be that simple but there certainly is something to it
>>71307629
>because they are "too busy" playing video games
More like too busy watching other people playing video games on youtube or twitch or whatever the fuck that is now.
>>71336804
>also the best RLM extras are the two canadian cunts, especially Collin, he fits in better with the crew than Beardfat or even Rich
agreed 100%, colin is a delightful little pop-tart of a man and BoTW would benefit greatly from him being a full-time member of the line-up
>>71337805
Colin is also the only one who can actually match Jay's attractiveness. Just a top-tier blonde fuccboi
>>71307779
What "bants"? They always say that the capeshit movie is okay, it's so boring and repetitive at this point.
>>71328513
>>71328911
>>71328981
>>71333540
>t. I have shit taste and I'm not afraid to share it on reddit
Why are they ripping on millenials? Aren't they millenials themselves?
>>71338467
Millenial means "person who is younger than me"
colin is a cruel, gay sociopath. he isnt allowed on the show anymore. he has zero regard for human life. he's 700% a psychopath
>>71327418
the amount of retardation in this post is astounding
>>71338574
is it the same with /tv/ and SJW or Cuck meaning = anyone who's political and social views differ with mine
>>71336214
which of his opinions triggered and offended you?
>>71338810
Yeah, I'm a #CruzMissile after reading that
>>71334659
He's midwestern
>>71336910
but Moby already looks like Moby with AIDS, it's redundant
Jack should be BigMoby or PunishedMoby
>>71307532
I like how they're scared that the venn diagram for people who watch RLM and people who like/shill Warcraft is just a single circumference that them saying what they really think about it is going to cause a massive shitstorm.
I can already see Evans going
>nope, not doing it. I can do without the stalkers
reminder that Colin is in Milwaukee now doing an episode of Best of the Worst
GOAT episode incoming
>>71339154
>>71339154
>but Moby already looks like Moby with AIDS
Except Moby doesn't really look that sickly. He's just a tiny, gormless vegetarian with an overzealous haircut. Aidsmoby on the other hand does look like he's having chemo.
just another stop on his murder tour
>>71317794
Just because you heard it first here doesn't mean it's been invented on /tv/ you know
>>71339641
it's only been the de facto, go to, stereotyped jewish phrase for like the last century or so.
>>71307532
>12:05
>"OYYYY VEY"
/pol/-Mike confirmed
Why do people hate this movie?
It's pretty fucking great
>>71307629
>>71337648
Yep. You identified me. I spend hundreds of hours every month playing games and or watching people play them on youtube/twitch/etc.
So what? You didin't really create any sort of argument or even an insult. You merely identified what a lot of people are doing now. What's your point?
>>71307963
>>71308060
Now you know how I feel when people make "what was ___ name again? xd" posts
>>71339154
>but Moby already looks like Moby with AIDS, it's redundant
No, it's recursive. It's Moby with AIDS with AIDS with AIDS with AIDS with AIDS etc.
>>71340700
Now you know how I feel when people make "Now you know how I feel when people make "what was ___ name again? xd" posts" posts
>>71322545
Lmao its because 9/11 truthers are delusional and willing to cling to any half baked idea if it lends credence to their desperate need to believe that their failure in life is due to some invisible kafkaesque invisible authoritarian force keeping them stupid and poor. They also tend to share other extremist ideas like being stormfronters
>>71334890
No, they really don't get it.
>>71336242
Exactly: it's not difficult to understand Independence Day, and yet they failed at it.
>>71336458
ID4 is as straight-forward as can be and these two dumbasses still missed the point.
>>71308271
nothing will ever be the same
>>71325900
Jay is the true pleb because he believes any of these tryhard films like green room are decent and not just an extension of capeshit culture where films rely on quips, shock, and politics to conivnce viewers that what theyre watching is well made. Mike realizes society is creatively bankrupt and simply watches shlock to revel ironically in the perversion of his passion
>>71315263
He used to be such a ratfaced greasebag
>>71340505
I didnt even know it was possible for an american to dislike this movie
>>71315263
only when he doesn't smile tho
>>71340625
you really sit around watching people play videogames online? If you get the chance you should kill yourself.
>>71339241
What's with the fanfic? Maybe they just have interest in seeing Warcraft.
