Kristen Wiig
>42
>No children
Amy Adams
>41
>No children
Jennifer Aniston
>47
>No children
Winona Ryder
>44
>No children
Rashida Jones
>40
>No children
Jessica Chastain
>39
>No children
Marisa Tomei
>51
>No children
Guys, what's going on?
>>71288185
Kids are an abomination
Some people have kids, some don't.
They're doing their part to stem the human virus that is destroying the planet.
>>71288185
Amy Adams has a daughter
it's almost as if juggling a career and a family is difficult, and a lot of the people who try to do both end up with fucked up kids
Would you rather they be like Will Smith and his brood of attention-seeking retards with no connection to reality?
>>71288185
>Kristen Wiig
i want 2 impregnate her lads
Having a kid ages a woman by 5-10 years. Its no coincidence that all those women you listed are still hot.
>>71288352
i'd rather impregnate amy, myself
>>71288435
kwig seems more interesting
>>71288352
>>71288435
Now that you guys mention it, I'd love to impregnate Jessica Chastain
>>71288354
Stacy Dash looks younger than half the list.
>>71288574
but shes a nigger nobody
>"Anon, I want a baby. Can you give me one?"
>>71288640
y-yes mrs. ives
>>71288531
top pick desu
she'd probs be my second choice
>>71288640
she will eat your children right out of your pantsnek
>>71288677
neither redfu may be polluted with male seed
>>71288640
>>71288185
Chastain is /tv/'s mommy
>>71288710
o-okay
anything to keep her perfect
>>71288851
HOWEVER
u may have reba mcentire
>>71288750
fucking barren slag
Because they are busy getting their pussy and asshole tear apart by big thundercocks.
>>71288354
This is a myth. Perpetuated by white women who use it as an excuse to let themselves go.
>>71288640
i want our daughter to wear the doodoo pamper
>>71288277
the white male virus, you mean
Jessica could pass for early 30s imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIYeWH7cjWg
They are all members of a secret charity where they take in and nurture the most troubled waifu fags from 4chan. Such dedication leaves no room for a legitimate child of their own.
>>71289111
uguuuuuu~
>>71289111
She's ugly though
>>71289144
YOU'RE UGLY
>>71289111
Get in shape and become a male stripper guys, because one day your waifu may come into your club for a bachelorette party:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52xwnSLMhiY
>>71289214
True but i have a child at least
>>71288277
>>71288218
>>71288185
>Rashida Jones
>40
she looks 25
i was married 4 yrs, my now ex wife aborted my child after she found out i fucked russian prositutes in alaska while working
gonna kill that bitch for it
>>71289295
I'm not a good dancer though.
>>71289126
that's very sweet of them
why have kids when you can have dogs?
you murricans have a serious problem with all that pet neurosis
>>71289388
shouldn't have cheated nigga, only yourself to blame.
>>71288626
Who cares? She's hot as fuck!
>>71289144
say that to my face fucker not online see what happens
>>71288185
You need kids to take care of you/love you when you get old.
These actresses have literally millions of dollars to take care of that.
>>71289352
halfblack don't crack
>>71288185
Isn't Jessica Chastain unmarried and single too?
-straightens tie and pops a breathmint-
Maybe one of us has a chance.
>>71289070
Sorry no,
Whit male virus is only killing humanity
Human virus is killing the planet
>>71288185
Stronk Independent Womyn
>>71288306
Will Smiths other kids are well adjusted, Jayden is the only retarded one.
>>71290398
No, just Trey.
Willow was fucking a 20 year old when she was 13.
>>71290398
>Jayden is the only retarded one.
somebody hasn't heard willow's music
>>71288185
Kids are annoying
>>71288185
People are finding out kids are terrible. That's why I got a vasectomy
>>71288185
what are you a paedo or something
Only plebian shit stains have kids.
Everyone knows this.
>>71288185
tight pussy reptilian jew slut infertile time primate spine swamp alien freemason obama probing seminal vesicle semite glands fetus abortion contraceptives high class prostitutioen oil pricne saudi arabia fresh hollywood vagina penetration unstretched milf pussy
>>71288185
Reminder that "overpopulation" is not a global issue. It is not an issue in the west. It is an interpretation of an economic problem in some non-western regions.
Women in general don't want kids theses days, or are putting it off longer. 30s and 40s are the new 20s if ever.
>>71293888
excellent post
>beta autistic permavirgin thinks he has it all figured it out
>WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE CHILDREN IT IS THEIR DUTY
>IT IS MY DUTY AS A SUPERIOR GENTLEMEN TO PASS ON MY SUPERIOR GENES TO SAVE THE MASTERRACE
>ALPHA/BETA ETC
It'd be hilarious but it's mostly embarrassing
>>71288185
Damn, Wiig is only 42? She looks 50 at least
>>71288640
Y-yes mommy
>>71288640
Sure, where's the cup....
>>71293986
Nigga we literally run out of arable land if everyone in China and India decides to eat meat twice more per week
>>71288185
they are waiting for you to give them babies anon
>>71288640
>no way, you'll only touch him inappropriately
And then she rapes me
>>71288185
White women don't want kids
USA will be a glorious mestizo race in your lifetime
>>71294955
your post is mostly embarrassing
>except those dubs
>>71295547
Yeah and everybody in the world would die if the sun doubled in temperature.
What's your point?
>>71295845
The point is that we are overpopulated
>>71295986
Oh... sorry.
>>71295986
none of that will happen because they will just race the prices to match demand.
>>71288185
They made the right choice, pregnancy utterly destroys a woman's body inside and out.
>>71296088
Oh thank goodness, i imagine there will be no adverse effects like prices increasing for us lucky few in the West
>>71296186
is she pregnant with like 3 kids man
that's a big stomach for only one
>>71296222
the prices raise.
poor people in shit countries die.
muh circle.
>>71296222
A guy did an essay some hundred years ago about how everyone's going to die because we'll run out of food. Turns out real life is more complicated than a simple equation.
notice how most of the chicks in the OP have aged way better than other chicks who had babies
>>71296709
Wiig looks like a catcher's mit and the best looking chick mentioned is Amy Adams who has had a kid.
>>71288640
Absolutely. If it's a girl I get to molest her. If it's a boy then it's all you.
>>71288185
Add Christina Hendricks to that list.
>computer simulation of what post preggo Christina could look like
>>71288640
i'm ready
>>71288640
No, you are a Mother of Evil and your show has a really retarded finale
>>71296709
Cate Blanchet
>47
>3 children
She can't keep getting away with it
they all sold their first born and are waiting as long as possible to bring the next generation of movie stars to this gay earth
>>71289388
well you shouldn't have fucked russian prostitutes in alaska. I think you should kill yourself
>>71288185
there's absolutely nothing I wouldn't do to impregnate jennifer aniston
>>71288185
It's probably for the best, the less degenerates have children the better.
>>71289388
>be a degenerate
>blame woman for getting rid of your degenerate spawn before it's too late and she's stuck with it
>>71290369
too late, we are already secretly dating
>>71288640
Women who want a baby bring their absolute A-game in terms of seduction and sex. That's how babies are made. Guys don't even know what hit them.
I dont think i would survive the sexual onslaught of Eva Green.
>>71289388
U fucked up
>>71296410
The prices rise globally
I lost my virginiry the night of Kobe's last game and Iturned 26 about 3 weeks ago and since then I haven't been able to stop thinking about knocking bitches up.
I know its stupid, but I'm bringing home all sorts of bar skanks and fucking them rawdog.
It's one thing to fuck a woman, its another thing to unleash your man batter into her.
Now I want to fuck a pregnant chick while I drain the milk from her heavy, heaving busom.
Sex is awesome you guys.
>>71297210
enjoy the herpes
>>71297274
Jokes on you, I got herpes before I had sex
>>71288640
Yes but first you have to eat this bowl of eggs.
>>71296847
>that fucking guy
a bit jealous 2bh
>>71296405
nope just one kid, but the father is like 200cm big..so you can imagine how big the thing inide of her is..
>>71297319
You can still get hepatisis
>>71297444
Who's the gilf?
>>71288185
Me
>40
>No Children
>No gf
Fuck me, right?
>>71288185
>Marisa Tomei
She's still young, she has time.
>>71288640
Yes, but only if I'm on top.W-wait why are you going, I was just kidding
>>71297177
..until the poorniggers cant afford it anymore and they stop buying it and the price evens out again. this is how economics work at the surface level anon
>>71297444
Fuck that guy.
But maybe hes rich.
So, fuck me.
Didn't have kids until she was like 50
>>71298124
she was an autist and he was based
>I used to be very socially awkward. Walk into a room. Not know what to say.
> didn’t even like her husband when she first met him and the feeling was mutual.
>Blanchett recalled, the two kissed one night during a game of poker
>he proposed after 21 days together, but she admits she would have said yes after just three.
