Who was your first crush, /tv/?
Your mom's puss, cuz I totally crushed it.
>>71287465
>Fucking a corpse
That's all the pussy you'll get.
>having a crush
I'm 47 and a virgin. Nobody ever taught me a fucking thing about women. That "kinda cute" girl in high school who told me she "loved how my hair swayed in the breeze?" She was totally fucking into me. I just never saw it. Or the other girl in middle school who smiled shyly when I explained maths shit to her? She was totally fucking into me. I just never saw it.
Now it's too late. I don't care about women anymore. I don't care about men. I don't care about children, I don't care about animals. I don't even care about my goddamn family. All I have, anonymous poster, is this "autistic shit all day" to post. That and waiting to see if humanity decides to go nuclear and destroy itself.
Believe me when I tell you that the train has well and fucking truly left the station. Who was my first crush? Did I have one?
Lacey Chabert in Lost in Space.
>>71287907
Fuuuuck I loved her in Lost In Space
>>71287606
>>71287907
Nice
>>71287438
Carmen Electra from Epic Movie
>>71289427
Not even joking here: that is better Mystique make up than the last 3 X-men movies have had.
Felt my dong move for the first time to this one.
>>71287478
This when I was 30yo TBHF
>>71287493
How the fuck do you even post something like that? You have to be like extra-edgy to talk like that about your own mother.
>>71287907
she looks cute but that movie looks fucking shitty
>>71290228
It's pretty good honestly, give it a shot, the best unofficial Fantastic Four movie.
>>71287635
Haha
Astronema from power rangers in space
>>71287478
HNNNNG
>>71290188
Dark Angel Jessica Alba and Natalie Portjew
>>71287635
I'm heading down the same road
>tfw the exact same experience with two girls
>one of them even sent her friend to ask me if i want to be her bf
>i thought they were rusing me
>they weren't
21 years now and started balding heavily last year, will have to shave it all off this summer. And i look fucking horrendous without hair
I am convinced that vaginas are just a jewish plot and they don't actually exist
Farewell crushes, i hardly knew ye
Kelly Bundy.
>>71290382
Yup. I remember seeing Casper in theaters when I was a kid and she made my pants feel funny.
>>71287438
Winona "klepto junkie Jew whore" Ryder
![marmelade_boy_episodio_1_miki[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ybgzyp9.jpg "marmelade_boy_episodio_1_miki[1].jpg")
this bitch from Marmelade Boy
shit I miss those times, when all was easy
