Would you ever agree to go on Dating Naked?
No, because I don't have the body of a model.
Also I'm not a loathsome tool.
>>71262396
Nah. Seems a bit pointless really, since once the novelty of seeing other people naked wears off, you're just left feeling a bit awkward. You could just do everything in clothes and it would be exactly the same. I don't get it.
>>71262396
Seems like it'd be cold.
>>71262396
Can this cuck meme stop? It's not funny.
>>71262396
>all the black men and white women mirin
this show just seems rigged.
>>71262396
Why is her stomach looks like someone blended a 6 pack abs?
>>71262396
Look at the eyes of both of those men. They mirin like in prison.
can we talk about what the hell is going on with her stomach? it looks like a bag filled with rocks
>>71263248
Distension. It looks like something has been beating against the inside of her abdomen.
>>71262396
FREIKÖRPERKULTUR
K
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No, and I'm a nudist. The show is clearly played up as a joke and for the people to just have sex.
>>71263663
Me on the right
>>71263663
Right is a total qt
>>71262685
Neither does that woman
ME
>>71263729
A fitness model actually
Visible abs
>>71263826
Those are not abs. Nobody has 15 mini abs scattered around their abdomen.
>>71263856
>>71263909
What is that expression meant to convey?
>>71263909
Golem get ye gone
>>71262396
Just how fucking puritanical and up tight does a country have to be to actually blur out nudity on TV?
>>71263933
Contempt
>>71263933
Have you ever had a sneeze fizzle out on the way to your nose?
>>71264026
>>71263909
>What now, you piece of filth?
>>71263663
Is that Merkel on the left?
>>71262396
>lefts tits are bigger than hers
>right is censored
>>71262685
>not wanting to be seen naked
>not loathsome.
Heh
No, my dick is really small.
>>71264211
yep
>>71263580
>>71263248
Roid gut.
>>71262396
What's wrong with her stomach? Looks like she's injected cottage cheese into it. Is this what a naked woman looks like?
>>71264177
underrated
in my country we have the same thing except it isnt fucking censored americucks
>>71264488
Well that makes sense. Animal genitalia isn't normally censored.
>guy on the left has bitchtits due to HGH
>girl looks like she has intestinal cancer
>the nigger is...well, a nigger
>>71262396
why does she have biglenny type of abs?
>>71262396
Who do you think has the bigger benis, /tv/?
>>71262396
Do they actually blur the contestants' genitalia and breasts in the American version?
>>71264211
what has been seen cannot be unseen...
She doesn't do the "Merkel Raute" though
(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkel-Raute)
>>71262396
>>71262396
No. Because I'd bring ratings down after people watch my episode.
No one wants to see a thin framed but beer gutted nerd with a average dick and a shy personality get a hard on every 2 minutes, act like a goober around a woman.
>>71264862
Yeah, it sucks cause there are a lot of "naked" TV shows in America now too. Naked and Afraid for instance. I want to watch these shows without the blurring.
>>71265007
He's looking at her gut that looks like a nylon sack stuffed full of socks & towels.
>>71264177
TopKek
>>71262396
what's wrong with that chicks stomach
>>71262396
fuck is wrong with that girl's stomach
>>71265236
>>71264385
>>71263856
Botched liposuction.
>>71265442
>girls will choose this over eating properly
First a Golem >>71263909 >>71264786
Then a Water Hag >>71265442
Post more real life monsters so we can start hiring a witcher to clean this board.
>neither man looking at the female but at each other's dicks
n-no homo...
Not around niggers. because my above average dick would still look small
>>71265442
Where did everything go so wrong
>>71263611
underrated
As someone who isn't a virgin, I can tell you that being naked gets pretty old pretty fast. The only benefit I guess would be the psychology of "being exposed" - you've both got nothing to hide so to speak.
>>71262913
meme?
It is the truth of our modern liberal society
You will be cucked and you will like it!
>>71266115
u wot m8
sometimes i just walk around the house naked, feel the cool air on my nuts.
>>71266115
yeah same here. but being around some darky with a much larger dick and better body would be annoying as shit,you know that is all they notice about you
>>71266152
I meant with someone else
>>71262396
no my flaccid dick is very small and only i am allowed to see it
>>71266375
shit that reminds me of a venezuelan kid that was in my PE class. We'd go to the showers all together and this guy had what we called a turtle dick it was literally only head we never knew where the shaft went.
>>71262396
>both guys looking at each others dicks
Nice.
>>71264299
So mad that best girl got kicked out
>>71266115
What.
Why would you need to not be a virgin to be familiar with the experience of being naked.
People shower and stuff, you know?
>>71266482
thats literally my dick and im 6.5 inches erect
>>71266530
yeah but non virgins etc would get all hard and shit. trust me as another non virign here. being nude around girls is different once you get action a lot
>>71262396
Did you just go through an entire season to find a single clip where a white girl was with a black guy?
>>71266633
How new are you? That's the default image for this thread.
Did anyone save that britfag sperging out at the Neon Demon Q&A with Refn?
>>71264299
>downie darko
>>71263580
This is the funny thing about this show. All the guys have better bodies and are fit compared to the flabby or skinnyfat women that go on.
Disgusting.
>>71267012
The women that go on the show tend to be really trashy, the guys are generally much better looking. My theory is that they have a hard time finding women to do the show.
>>71263909
FAT FUKN LENNY
>>71267341
Lets face it if you are a woman with a fit body and are willing to be filmed naked you can easily get a gig doing skinimax shit or soft core porn and not have to be on reality TV.
>>71264786
steroid
>>71264177
>>71267408
>LOOK AT MEEEEE: the show
I would imagine that none of these narcissists actually end up together for long. A clash of egos that big can't end well.
>>71262396
why does she have roid gut lol
>>71267408
Wtf happed to Vern Troyer?
>>71267926
GOMAD + SS
>>71266482
>mfw I'm Venezuelan and my dick is like that
>>71265442
Looks like she's made of clay
>>71262396
>Would you agree on posting the same fucking thread every few days?
This is /tv/, the entire board is nothing but people posting the same handful of threads day after day after day.
>>71262396
A guy I work with is on this season. He's an ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>71262396
Why are the guys looking at rach other's dicks?
>>71270164
They want to know who the bigger guy is.
>>71270164
It's a test of manhood to see who wins the girl.
They both stare at each others cocks, and the first one to get hard loses.
>>71270103
Really? Did he talk about his experience at all? I think it looks like it would be fun. You get to stay in a dope mansion on a tropical island and just have fun for a bit. Plus, a lot of people have sex on the show so there's that.
>>71262396
That woman's body
>>71270276
Not really he's fuckin super high energy and ADD. I just asked him how that happened (him being on the show) and he spent 30 minutes explaining how he got casted and made me late for a meeting.
BLACKED
WHITEY KEKED AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAAH
>>71263681
I thought I was the only nudist on 4chan.
Wild.
