>be Ellen Page
>be a humble, modest, talented actress who just so happens to be gay
>star in tiny artistic Canadian indie films because it's what you love to do
>suddenly one of your tiny movies gets super critically-acclaimed and nets you an Oscar nomination
>get talked into doing dumb, big-budget Hollywood capeshit
>shoot into celebrity superstardom overnight
>star in a huge Hollywood blockbuster with DiCaprio
>on top of the world, one of the A-listers
>try to keep doing indie movies and projects but it's just not the same
>start hanging out with the Hollywood hippie environmentalist acidheads
>go full liberal feminist retard
>career now plummeting fast
>star in a video game and actually give a pretty good performance but no one notices because the game completely bombs; meanwhile, a different game that features a character based on your likeness sells millions and becomes one of the most-awarded games of all time
>resort to whoring out your sexuality and letting the fact that you're gay completely define you as a person
>coming out gets you back in the headlines for a few weeks but ultimately no one really cares because anyone with half a brain knew already years ago and it's simply not a big deal today like it was twenty years ago
>career resumes plummeting
>compromise your integrity and resort to showing your tits on-camera to make you relevant again even though you've always made it a point not to
>no one really cares because you're about ten years too late
>career still plummeting
>almost 30
J U S T
>>71260248
act
>>71260248
>compromise your integrity and resort to showing your tits on-camera to make you relevant again even though you've always made it a point not to
i-i'm gonna need more info on this
>>71260248
>but no one notices because the game completely bombs
The Last of Us was a hit though.
EL JUSTO JAJAJAJA FORCEO REDDITO MEMEO JAJAJAJA DANNYBOYTBH JAJAJAJA
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>>71260248
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD
>>71260315
Read the rest of the sentence you mongoloid.
She wasn't in Last of Us, it was a different actress and a character that was just based on her looks.
>>71260315
that wasnt the game he was talking about doe
CAT
>>71260248
She's not gay. She was having sex with a man in that clip where you see her breasts.
Ima have to see dem titties please
>OP sitting on 4chan all day eating Taco Bell, criticizing Ellen Page's career
fucking lel
poor multi-millionaire ellen page
>>71260521
>>71260521
>you can't acknowledge someone else's failures unless you're better than them
You're an embarrassment.
>>71260600
>money is the most important in life
You're an embarrassment.
>>71260736
name one aspect of your life that is superior to that of ellen page
>>71260394
>>71260414
C'mon guys, he didn't even have any bait on the hook. He just threw an empty line into the water, and you jumped onto the boat.
>>71260736
>>money is the most important in life
>You're an embarrassment.
spoken like a poor person
>>71260790
Okay.
>I can pee standing up
>I can walk around my city in comfortable anonymity without people bothering me for pictures or autographs
>I'm 6'1" and don't have any trouble getting things off of high shelves
>I'm a published author
>I don't live in the garbage cesspool known as LA
>I don't use my sexuality as a defining character trait
>I haven't compromised my artistic or moral integrity for money or fame
>>71260790
not a faggot
Why do you care so much
>>71260248
hope she can unjust herself and realise she's not actually a fag and maybe get married and have kids :3
>>71260248
her career is fine, she does what she wants, she showed her tits to get even more punani
>>71261108
Yet you are still shit posting on this board
>>71260248
>>71261615
Except I'm not shitposting and you know that. What is your point, exactly? That I'm not allowed to acknowledge someone else's failure or decline unless I'm better than them in literally every single way? That's fucking ridiculous.
>>71260790
>I'm a man
>I'm not gay
>I've never made any horrible movies
>I get to have privacy when I walk around
>>71261994
why do you care so much?
>>71262837
Because he is a massive faggot that cant get laid, and hating on Ellen Page is the only thing he has in his life.
She should come back in Trailer Park Boys
/tv/ - Sexually Repressed Teens
Go hire a whore and get laid and stop spamming this lesbian shit in my board.
Why doesn't she have hairy arms anymore? What happened?
>>71262886
But I don't hate Ellen Page at all, you fucking retard, I'm just disappointed with the trajectory of her career.
>no one really cares because you're about ten years too late
She did a sex scene when she was 18.
>>71260248
Hey! I'm a lesbian! Give me work because of it!
>>71263346
DELET THIS
>>71262992
>>71262922
Fucking delicious
>>71260624
That's only funny in gif form dumbass
This is retarded even by /tv/ standards.
The only reason why being gay would be a big deal is if you already a big deal. The idea that someone would "come out" as a way to get an attention boost is ridiculous. Notice how the dindu from Hunger Games came out as bi and no one cared because no one cares who she is.
And Ellen's career isn't 'plummeting' it's the same as it's always been. She generally does indie work.
>>71263440
Who are you? Memelord?
>>71263484
It doesn't make any sense otherwise. The .jpg is just a bunch of nigs nigging out.
>>71263546
The .jpg is more than enough and it doesn't ruin my dataplan
Yes I'm sure Ellen is jealous of all the roles Ashley Johnson is now stealing from her.
>>71260344
That fucking forehead and hairline have me retching over here.
>>71263613
>it doesn't ruin my dataplan
What shitty backwards country are you living in? The U.S.?
>>71262886
Projecting much? OP made valid points, you twat. She was great in Trailer Park Boys, now she is a nobody.
>>71263692
Pfff I wish. Brazil.
>>71263461
You're right, coming out at a conference full of journalists with a big speech prepared and the spotlight shining on you totally wasn't done to get attention. Totally.
>>71263613
Ok guy. Whatever.
>>71262953
So much this, she's a really good comedic actress... You could say, a straightwoman...
>>71263740
hop off your phone Joao, puto negro de mierda
>>71263839
See? That's how a .gif is supposed to work.
>>71263788
A.) She came out at a human rights conference to benefit LGBT youth. She didn't hold a press conference.
B.) That people cared is because she was already relevant. If Brittany Murphy said she was gay near the end no one would have cared because she was a nobody.
>>71263938
And it made her so much more relevant, for a brief amount of time. That's literally my point, which you seem to be completely missing. The ACT of her coming out got her the most attention of her entire career. More than any of her movies. More than her Oscar nomination. It was a calculated PR stunt and a last-ditch attempt to revitalise her career--her publicist literally told her to wait until the conference to maximize the amount of exposure she got. She talks about that in one of the interviews she did. You are arguing against facts.
>>71264245
A.) Show me the interview.
B.) If you think Ellen Page coming out got her more attention than Juno then you're even more of a retard than I thought.
C.) If she wanted to maximize attention she would have waited until X-Men: DofP came out months later or when she was promoting her video game. But she waited months in between projects. Maybe because she wasn't trying to get fame but was doing something because she felt it was important to her.
>>71260264
Meme detected!
>>71260624
>download.jpg
>>71262922
>>71262992
webm where???
Tfw clothes and bras make it very hard to detect the girls that have Ellen Page- type cute little tits
>>71264979
https://streamable.com/zdis
>>71260248
If I recall, Amber Heard came out around the same time Ellen did. It sort eclipsed her coming out because Heard is a beauty.
>>71264401
>but was doing something because she felt it was important to her
This is something idiots on this board don't and never will understand.
You make good points.
>>71265101
legit?
>>71260248
>star in a video game and actually give a pretty good performance but no one notices because the game completely bombs; meanwhile, a different game that features a character based on your likeness sells millions and becomes one of the most-awarded games of all time
She choose... poorly.
But to be fair Hollywood IS really uptight about gay people.
There is no other explanation for Ian McKellen not having an oscar. It's ridiculous.
>>71265101
Very nice
>>71263346
Is this shooped?
>>71262922
Your doing God's work Anon
>>71265313
The game didn't bomb.
http://www.gamechup.com/beyond-two-souls-is-a-success-hits-1-million-sales/
Also I doubt Ellen is losing any sleep over Ashley Johnson.
>>71265101
/r/asianmasculinity please go
>>71262988
>>71260248
She killed her own career when she stop doing all these werid semi-explolation films like Hard candy, An American crime, Mouth to Mouth.
>>71265717
Did you miss the one where she raped a guy?
>>71263179
i'm sure Ellen Page is desperate for your approval
>>71260248
Female baldness is real, lads.
i hope this opens the floodgates and she does all kinds of nude photo shoots and scenes from now on.
I would cuddle and spoon Ellen Page.
>>71265761
Oh yeah Super I forgot about that one, if she kept doing movies like those her career would be fine.
>>71262922
>>71262992
>those erect nipples
Her and Michael Cera should make a sequel to Juno.
>>71263676
>>71263346
i never noticed how big her chin is.
>>71263676
Cro-magnon forehead with a hominid hairline detected.
>>71262922
im not gonna lie, those are some nice titsfor a twink
>>71260248
>he thinks the word liberal is a bad word episode
>>71263461
>>71268822
At least you tried
>>71263440
It's not funny at all
>>71260521
According to this logic, you can't critique a restaraunt's cooking unless you're a chef.
>>71262922
I want to see her topless standing up...I need to see these tits from multiple angles in order to fully comprehend the situation.
>>71262886
What does this mean for you? Do you have nothing to do except defend Ellen Page on the Internet? Don't implicate unless you're willing to extend the analysis to both parties.
>>71262886
>he whiteknights celebrities on the internet because he desperately wants to sleep with them
I'm laughing at you, senpai.
