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http://www.people.com/article/chloe-grace-moretz-wanted-boob-job-butt-reduction

>"I found a lot of power within my insecurities," said Moretz. "They're what make me who I am now."

>Still, Moretz admits she does work hard to maintain her appearance.

>"Yes, I have had hair extensions," she said. "Yes, the reason I have this body is because I work out seven times a week. Yes, I eat really clean – even though I don't always want to, and I definitely cheat. But you're not just born with this."

LMAO
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>>71257521
t. homosexual
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>I eat really clean
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>>71257564
You need to shoop jonah "two fucking footlongs" hill into the background
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YOU AREN'T JUST BORN A FRIDGE
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Let's have another thread where we obsess over monarch mind control slaves
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>>71257564
i actually cant tell if this is shopped to make her arm longer or not
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Who is this bater fridgerator
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>>71257521
>working hard to gain fridgemode

why???????????????
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>>71257521
She is at least 25% bodyfat, I know women are supposed to have higher bodyfat than men because they have require necessary fat but come the fuck on
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>>71257636
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>>71257564
lel
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>>71257623
lol this gullible retard had the misfortune of clicking on a conspiracy website and actually believed it
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>>71257564
It worked for Jared. And that boy was LAAAAAARGE
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>>71257789
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How does a hungry skeleton like me go fridgemode?
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>>71257564
Fucking haram.
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when the little mermaid dives into the ocean that fridge is just gonna sink to the bottom innit?

seriously though do you think the people in charge of casting for the little mermaid have killed themselves yet?
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>>71257864
Be a teenage girl who hit puberty.
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>>71257866
>breast reduction

Shed honestly look better flat
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>>71257946
She wanted a boob job and a BUTT reduction, you illiterate fucktard.
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>>71257827
>this is a 10/10 in america
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>This doesn't just happen
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>butt reduction
so she wants negative ass
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how do you get a square waist like that though, I don't get it, she used to be so qt
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>>71258248
Not every ugly duckling turns into a swan during puberty.
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>>71257593
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>>71257564
mah nigga
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>>71257724
jose pls
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>>71258345
saved
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>>71257521
>But you're not just born with this."

With what? You look like something Solid Snake hides in to escape from enemies.
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>>71258345

KEK
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>>71258345
jesus christ
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>>71258464
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>We did it

What did she mean by this?
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>>71257521
i think she's working out wrong
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
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>>71257521
She looks kinda fat desu. I don't know what she's bragging about. Fat arms too.
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>>71258345
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>>71258589
Oh dang, she actually has tiddies in this pic

>tfw your normal, non-actress friend has a prettier face than you
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>>71257827
She skipped chest day
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>>71258633
Or too much. She's probably burning any fat that would deposit in the right areas.
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That's right, I wasn't born with it. i needed to save for a while to afford my fridge.
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>>71258777
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>>71258802
Frigidaire or whirlpool?
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>>71257521
why are women so fucking retarded?
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>>71258777
I don't card what you nerds say, that fat pussy looks delicious
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>>71258777
Just imagine for a second what that thing between her legs must smell like
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>>71258345
someone tweet this to seth rogen
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>>71258830

Smeg, because my wife is a fucking insufferable hipster.
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>>71258777
>pierced nips

dating a black man is next
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Do you guys think you could win in a fight against Chloe?
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>>71258909
She dated Chance fampai
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>>71258814
Bueno.
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>>71258777
y is the pleb mex kid so disgusted?
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>>71257521
>>71257564
>"But you're not just born with this" said the talking refridgerator
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>>71258959
She never dated Chance, they were just seen leaving a club together.
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>>71258959
>fampai
Don't say that.
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>>71257521
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>>71258003
Dumb fucking trump poster
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>>71259099
I like it to be completely desu with you
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>>71259099
No problemo famborghini
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>>71257521
>Still, Moretz admits she does work hard to maintain her appearance.
>Still, Moretz admits she does work hard to maintain her appearance.
>Still, Moretz admits she does work hard to maintain her appearance.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO WONDER SHE SO MAD AT KIM
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>>71259199
>>71259204
It's literal nigger talk people spammed until you socially conditioned retarded took it up yourselves.
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>>71258814

10/10
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>>71257564
is this a shop
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>>71257521
If you "Find power" in an insecurity then it isn't an insecurity.

What the fuck is this fridge saying
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>>71259257
>being this booty blasted
I feel bad for you famalam
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>>71257521
>Moretz admits she does work hard to maintain her appearance.
>having to admit you're working on your appearance
Kek why even bother then
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>>71257564
It's good to see her hard work paying off
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>>71259301
Not at all it's a shame when wigger fags like yourself invest anything
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> "Yes, the reason I have this body is because I work out seven times a week. Yes, I eat really clean – even though I don't always want to, and I definitely cheat. But you're not just born with this."

yfw you realise she was being sarcastic and ironic
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>>71259257
>>71259587

this 2bh

probably why a lot more negroids come here now
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>>71259637

Looks like fucking TARS
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>>71259637
blurghhh
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>>71257724
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>>71259637

All i can think of when i see women wearing high heels is how stupid they will look when an emergency situation arises and they have to run away
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>>71259587
You should probably learn how to form a coherent sentence before feeling superior to other people.
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>>71259600
she's doing the best with what she has
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>>71259710
they take them off and make a run for it, right after they cut their feet with a shattered glass.
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>>71259710

high heels aren't the best in a high speed situation but you CAN run in them with enough practice/skill.
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We all know that if she didnt have 14yo lv boobs she'd look a lot fitter. It's a lot harder to look skinny with small boobs.
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>>71258814
mein sides
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>>71257521
>she does work hard to maintain her appearance

Must be tough for her to down that many Hostess snack cakes each day
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Her face has never been attractive, and if you think she's gotten worse lately it's probably just because you're a pedo.
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daddy my poopoo hurts inside me
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>>71259826
Yeah my coworker friend always wears 10+cm heels and I'm totally amazed how perfectly she can move in just about any situation.
Not many woman can do that though, i guess it takes a lot of practice.
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>>71259681
hey man thats not cool right
tars is bro
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>>71259908
Yeah, that's just objectively not true. If her face wasn't attractive, she wouldn't have been famous, nor would see have been used as pedo-bait for most of her career.
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>>71259918
u in the friend zone?
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What's that Mexican kid looking at?
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>>71258345
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>>71259908
Oh, and she didn't have linebacker shoulders or a weird body when she was a kid either. She just looked like a normal girl.

Nothing about her looks normal anymore. That is honestly a weird body, and she should be ashamed of it.
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>>71259826
>>71259918

It sure looks stupid though

Not sexy at all
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>>71259952
Nah, i'm not hitting on her, she's older than me and married. She's a great gal though, almost like a big sister i never had
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stinky pussy
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Maybe this is her "growing" period. and she will blossom into a beautiful butterfly

probably not though
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>>71260028
>Not sexy at all

Well neither do ostriches and they do alright.
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>>71260105

ostriches are one of the ugliest birds of the animal kingdron
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>>71260137

Whatever you say..
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>>71257521
she should do it. she needs a page one rewrite on her body.
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>>71261160
Boobs don't give people hips. Look at Kate Upton.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAfyFTzZDMM
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I'm a skinny dude and I need a butt reduction. It's embarrassing, so I've just been working out my upper body for the past 3 years.
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>>71257521

>work out 7 days a week
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>>71261160
I think the fridge body is fine. It would suck if we had a girl, but if we had a boy he'd have a fuckhuge frame and could be really fuckin strong and huge.
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>>71261428
post pics of butt
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>>71258345
MIKE WAZOWSKI
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>>71259637
She has nice legs. In this photo.
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STOP MAKING FUN OF HER

This girl clearly has body image issues and you guys are only making it worse.
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>>71259637
holy SHIT those arms and hands are massive
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>>71257564
IT'S REAL

IT'S ABSOLUTELY REAL
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>/tv/ all of a sudden is constantly talking about chloe

She used to have a dead fanbase on here for years. What happened?
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She's probably still going through adolescent awkwardness and insecurity.

In a few years she should look a lot better.
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>>71261644
She turned 16
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Still the best lips in LA.
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do you think you could beat Chlomo in a fight?

I'm not sure I could
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>>71257521
>>71257564
>nipple piercings
>grotesque Notre Dame genetics
>ugly face
>crosseyed
phew lad better just end it now
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>>71259637
Her arms are fucking huge
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Is it true that genes determine your body shape or can it be sculpted by working out? I want to avoid fridge mode
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Does she have both nips pierced or just one?
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>>71259637
She has the same body as shia lebuff
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>>71258345
>>71257564
dude i love mizuryu kei
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>>71258777
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>>71257938
horrible body
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>>71261644
She morphed into a fridge.
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I don't think we should be judging someone on something they have little control over. Think how you would feel if women judged you based on your height or penis size.
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>>71257521
>I work out seven times a week. Yes, I eat really clean

what the fuck

does she go to planet fitness only for the pizza or something?
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>>71262389
That's what an actual healthy and fit body looks like. You've been brainwashed by steroids and eating disorders
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>>71258766
Because acting makes you beautiful....?
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>>71259637
>this isnt even my final form
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>>71262541
Fucking hell this is doing something to my penis
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>>71257564
oh it shows... IT SHOWS
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>>71257521
>butt reduction
i dont think she understands how this works
is it reverse psychology?
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>>71258959
She fucked him. She burns coal, but can you blame her? She's fucking hideous.
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>>71261981
oh god i forgot how bad his earlier work was
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>>71261359
Why does she use the fork?
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>>71258909
She dated Neymar, he is kinda a nig
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>>71257724
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Yes Chloe, good job with taking care of your "body"

however...
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>>71257564
It's fucking Shrek
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>>71262713
Uh. From one extreme to the next.

In a first world, white nation Kim Kardashian would be a carnival freak.
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>>71261160
again, blame her bad clothes (she has no fashion sense at all) not her average body (afterall she has great legs & decent cute face and man hands)
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Maybe its just me, but I think she's more beautiful and hotter than Peyton List. No offense to Peyton, she looks great too, but I've noticed sometimes she'll make weird facial expressions lol Like a deer in the headlights type thing, like her eyes are glazing over like she's stoned or something. Again, no offense meant, as I used to be accused of the same thing back in the day in high school gym class (stupid jocks lol). Chloe looks like she might be a bit curvier, too, which I prefer on a girl, but its hard to tell.

But yeah, both look good and I have "borderline inappropriate crushes" on both lol Hot teens like them are pretty much the only reason to watch these YA flicks, am I right? I guess its that male fantasy of: the girls you wish you'd dated in high school/when you were younger/etc. Otherwise those flicks are just too cheesy to take serious. Can't relate to any of the characters. Which makes sense, since I'm way older, but I've also been accused of being a "man-child" (possibly due to undiagnosed developmental disorders), so... Guess I relate more to "dramedies".

Sorry for rambling, what were we discussing? Oh yeah - Peyton and Chloe are hot ;-)
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Any new armpit pics?
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>>71259637
what butt is she talking about anyway?
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What body?

Holy fuck, whats she talking about.

This girl better get her acting chops to god tier for her to maintain an acting gig
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>tfw she could beat you up
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>>71262541
looks better tbhonest
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>freezer job meat drawer reduction
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>>71262560
HIGH TEST
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Superior box lady coming through.
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>>71262928

eh, this lady has curves, she's not a fridge like moretz
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I just realized I have a wide waist and short torso. What's the best I can ever hope for? I guess aesthetics are impossible at this point
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>>71262928
That's not a box. This is a box.
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>>71262713
Man she used to be cute before she went overboard with the knife.

There's a point when you should just stop and she went way past it.
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>>71262541
This is honestly more attractive.
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>>71257636
Damn, Gondola looks like THAT?!
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>>71263001
yikes
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>>71258814
saved
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>>71257789
>have 4 boobs
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>>71263001
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>>71262928
>tfw have had a crush on her since Lizzie McGuire and she's still a qt
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>>71263001

>a successful music producer "raped" this

no way in fucking hell he did it.
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>>71262928

Don't talk shit about Hilary Buff
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>>71262999
I'm guessing you're the one asking higher up whether or not this is genetics.

That would probably be better asked someplace like /fit/. Or, if you'd like women's opinions, I'm sure reddit has something for you. /tv/ is probably not the place to ask.
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>>71257521
yes
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>Yes, the reason I have this body is because I work out seven times a week. Yes, I eat really clean – even though I don't always want to, and I definitely cheat. But you're not just born with this."

FUCKING LOST IT
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>>71261359
I recognize that gay blowjob!
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>>71262999

Took you fucking long enough Chloe.
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>>71263110
Considering their appearances, the majority of feminists are way too concerned about rape.
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>>71263177
I'm guaranteeing at this moment that Chloe will come out as transgender FtM.
Screenshot this post to prove that 4chan was right.
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>>71258345
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>>71263110
>>71263218
>implying rape has anything to do with attractiveness

morons
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>>71263001
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>>71257521
>I have had hair extensions

Try wearing a wig as a bald guy. EQUALITY
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I wonder what some of you look like
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>>71263429
People tell me I look like "feel"
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>>71263429
I am constantly mistaken for pic relative
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>>71263483
>that
>feelsguy
pls
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>>71257564
HAHA WHAT
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>>71257521
Damn Chloe Moretz looks like THIS ?
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>>71263429
i imagine most of /tv/ to be those tragic guys who you can see are not 100% hideous but do nothing to help themselves.

they usually have awful hygiene and horrible personalities but won't work on either because then they would have to stop blaming everyone else for their problems.
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>>71263572
i'm like that except i dont blame others, i realize i'm a terrible person, i'm just too fucking lazy to change
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>>71263572
nah im just horribly ugly, no amount of hygiene will save me. i have a decent body tho so i can still get laid occasionally
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>>71263572
I mean, I'm pretty sure about 80% of this board is reddit right now.
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>>71263606
recognizing you're a cunt is the first step to not being a cunt. congrats, most people don't even get to that step.
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>>71258777
Imagine being that mexican kid in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific pudgy face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old latina in Chloe's dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that mexican kid and not only open that door while Chloe Grace Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the light of the sun revealing her nipple piercings and cameltoe, and just stand there, time after time, while she slowly slogs out of her car. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking vagina but her haughty attitude as everyone nearby tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her pudgy fucking michelin man face sit flaccid and dull on her disgusting fridge body. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight, brown latinas and later alleged cartel rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her unshapely asscrack as she leaves it open while wearing those improperly fit sweatpants, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there, open her car door, and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for 7 days a week in the previous months. And then she calls for another door to open, and you know you could kill every single person in this driveway before her security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking mexican kid. You're not going to lose your future chauffeur career over this. Just bear it. Cringe your face and bear it.
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>>71263429
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>>71263642
honestly a good hair cut and facial hair that suits your face can fix most kinds of ugly in guys.
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>>71263572
How do I fix my personality?

How do I go from a shut-in assburger to a sociable guy everyone loves to be around?
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>>71257521

i can't believe i fapped so many times to her while watching 30 rock
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>>71263671
kek/10
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She works out 7 days a week? Does she count eating a bag of chips as a workout?
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She was once the ultimate jail bait, Women really do age like milk.
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>>71263789
just be yourself
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>>71262560
>>71262870
>>71263017

niggers detected. co collect welfare """"dawg""""
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I see Chloe Moretz as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Chloe Moretz is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Chloe Moretz does it for me.
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>>71263671
Poor kid, he's become a meme

Hope he hasn't been fired
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Why is /tv/ still obsessed with her?

I thought you were pedos and hated her movies.
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>>71263890
>small and cute with huge dsl but jailbait
>huge and bulky with moderate dsl but legal
man reality sucks i'm going back to anime
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>>71264004
How is her personality revolting, faggot?
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>>71263429
new pic
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>>71262541
B-brehs...
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>>71264042
She could stand to lose a few pounds.
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>>71264042
>>small and cute with huge dsl but jailbait
Just go to instagram if thats what you want
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>>71264042
lardass nigger
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>>71263671
good one
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>>71264042
Eventually "thick" will just be some obese whale, you guys keep posting women and describe them as "thick" and over the months I have seen these women become fatter and fatter. So my guess is that it's just a bunch of Americans lowering their standards of what qualifies a women to be attractive, so eventually when non-deluded people see a picture of some 300 lb whale and call her repulsive you guys can reply with "u gay bro?" or ">not liking thiqq women".

I really hope this is a meme.
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>>71264113
lost
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>this triggers the fridge loving redditors
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>>71258777
sick trips
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>>71261468
Why would it suck? Cuz you want in on that sweet wincest action?
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Everyone in this thread is either pic related, or a 16 year old girl.

It's the only reason I can conceive why anyone would be so set on criticizing the appearance of someone they will never meet.
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>>71263528
Just slice off your ears and bleach your skin.
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>>71263789
Even if you are crippled by severe autism you can always mimic the socially charming and charismatic.

Just watch old 1950 and 1960s films with sean connery and james dean
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>>71264397
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>>71258248
She was always a fucking boxtroll, anon. Look at her mom. That's were she got the shit genes from.

That's what you get picking the wrong ones just because they are young.
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>>71263789
Go outside
Get a job
Meet people
Don't second guess yourself

When you do stuff, don't assume you're being a dick. Let people actually tell you. 90% of the time you think you're being overbearing or rude, you're perfectly fine.

Really, it all comes down to personal confidence, and that's something you only get when you trick yourself into getting it. Fake it until you make it.
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>>71264457
You don't memorize lines or behaviors, you just watch for mannerisms and idiosyncrasies.

If you don't have autism and you were never just taught how to do basic social things like introducing yourself then watch the old videos they used to show in home economics class.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfOoMlojtbo

1950s instructional videos were made for people like you.
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>>71261644
It's like Batman v Superman. Everyone was hyped, but when it was finally released/she turned 18 it turned out to be shit enough to become a meme.
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>>71257521

THANKS FEMINISM
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>>71261428
Anterior Pelvic Tilt
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How do I into fridge mode bro's?
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>>71264042
Muh dick
I want her on my face
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>>71263671
nice
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>>71264048
#imwithhillvag
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>>71264303
T I G H T
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>>71264303
too bad about the face and personality
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>>71257564
Looks like Gondola.
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>>71265247
same could be said about you
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>>71257564
>belly button is literally underneath boobs

wtf
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>>71258814
bravissimo
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>But you're not just born with this.
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>>71265247

Down to earth cutie?
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>>71258777
>chloe went from being a cute loli to being a roasty
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>>71265947
Corporate puppet more like
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>>71258814
mis lados
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>>71266015

>corporate puppet
>released free album with the flaming lips

you know them flaming lips are hip with the kids
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>>71266015
>I know nothing about Miley Cyrus
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>>71266227
>>71266199
You really think her suddenly turning into a huge sl00t was her own decision? Jesus christ how deluded are you guys? Miley Cyrus has been a fucking shell of a person controlled by a bunch of businessmen pushing their agenda.
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