Star Trek: The Next Generation is the only Trek series that doesn't have it's own theme music and is therefore inferior to the others.
Discuss.
>>71248801
>the best star trek
>inferior
Now that's what I call an oxymoron!
>>71249610
Typical childish TNG fan
>>71249643
Those flags are arranged falsely. It's almost as if you are attempting to orchestrate some sort of action.
>>71249749
>Favoring DS9 over Voyager
>>71249906
Like everyone who wasn't dropped on their head by their mothers as an infant.
>It's a data spends an hour boiling water episode
>>71248801
man tng was so good
i cant get into the others, did i make a mistake in watching tng first?
got 1 season into ds9 and its just not the same
muh data
muh earl grey
;_;
>>71251321
Did you reach the end of DS9 season 1? The last two episodes are really good, and they show you what the rest of the series has to offer.
>>71251321
The best is yet to come
>>71251321
If you watched Duet and didn't want to continue then you are truly lost
>>71251321
The first season of every Trek show is pure garbage.
TNG gets ok starting at 2 and great starting at 3.
DS9 gets great starting at 2.
Voyager remains total ass throughout its entire run.
>>71251518
>The first season of every Trek show is pure garbage.
*ahem*
>>71251558
dumb frogposter
Fuck you all now I have to watch all of DS9. I was happy just to have watched all of TNG and enjoyed it. Not like I had anything planned for the next week anyway.
>>71251518
>Voyager remains total ass throughout its entire run.
And yet there was no good ass before Seven
>>71251518
>Voyager remains total ass throughout its entire run.
Voyager does get good fuckboi, especially from season 4 onwards. Stick to your memetrek or risk embarrassing yourself further.
>>71249643
>>71249749
>>71251660
Fuck off, nameshit.
Voyager is comically terrible in all seasons. It's a living joke.
>>71248801
DS9 is hands down the best of the series and the only reason it's unpopular with Star Trek fans is because it shits all over Roddenberry's blue pilled utopia.
It shows that the Federation is a futuristic Rome, a bloated empire that thinks its the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Yet despite all its shilling about how it is paradise, it has fuck loads of problems: political squabbles, rebel uprisings, risks of police state, attempted military coups, refugee crisis and an intelligence agency willing to commit genocide to protect the Federation.
It's easy for Star Trek to be an idealist show that makes lefties feel all rosy inside but each episode is them dealing with some foreign species issue that is an allegory for some social issue of the day. Then they fuck off all happy smiles.
DS9 puts all the problems at the Federations doorstep and you realize then that there is no idealistic quick fix that pleases everyone and is the "right" choice. What DS9 really does is show that actions have long lasting consequences. It's realistic. It shows that no matter how "evolved" we are, humans are shit and we'll always be shit.
Oh also it also had real character development and an ongoing story. Something the other Star Treks never fully manage.
>>71251878
Nah. TOS is the best because of Spock/McCoy. DS9 is only second best because of O'Brien/Bashir and Quark/Odo.
Second best is nothing to be ashamed of, of course. DS9 fans should still feel proud of being almost as good as the best.
>>71251966
Depends what you want out of Star Trek I guess. Every series had its characters worth sticking around for, but there isn't really a character in DS9 that I didn't like besides Dax.
I also preferred the darker direction DS9 took the series. A lot of the themes were intriguing and gave me a lot to think about.
A lot more than the other series anyway.
>>71248801
I'm sorry. If this assumption is clearly based on shitty ass theme music. Or them not having their own I'd like to offer Enterprise's theme song. Though original is still a shit...
>>71251878
DS9 is a boring soap opera about a group of unlikable people in a train station.
Fuck DS9. Voyager was way better, fight me.
>>71252130
Agree with you, familia. DS9 is just a glorified space shopping mall. I mean, they even have a Promenade. The station itself looks ugly. The original dinky Runabouts also look like shit. The Defiant is a space turtle. Just ugly, dim and uninspired series that decided halfway to turn into Star Wars x Dune ripoff, on top of ripping off B5. Which explains its fanbase.
>>71252360
Should have gone with the "pewpew actionbabby" line.
>Captain Kirk
Original theme tune, original monologue
>Captain Picard
Reused theme tune, reused monologue
>Captain Sisko
Original but poor theme tune, niggers don't get to talk
>Captain Janeway
Original and decent theme tune, women don't get to talk
>Captain Archer
Awful pop music schlock, series cancelled
>>71252540
>Original but poor theme tune, niggers don't get to talk
Space: The final frontier. These are the operations of the station Deep Space Nine. Its continuing mission: To annex a helpless non-aligned world. To uplift inferior life and fix a failed civilization. To boldly take up the Federation citizen's burden!
>>71252735
>To boldly stay where no man would want to
>>71251878
I don't remember Robbie Williams in DS9.
>>71252804
I don't know, I mean as long as the dominion isn't attacking it looks pretty comfy.
>>71252870
>live on the frontier
>get paid a latinum stipend by Starfleet to spend however I please
>be able to purchase real alcohol at a bar (everyone else in Starfleet can only have replicated synthehol)
>regular trips to Bajor, a planet of comfort women eager to satisfy their Federation saviors
It's a good life.
>all these people who think that DS9 isn't the best
>>71251568
I saw Jonathan Archer having dinner once. He was by himself, eating a pretty juicy looking steak in the 602 Club in San Fran. I was awestruck to see a Starfleet Captain but I didn't want to badger him or anything, I actually wanted to come off cool like an Andorian. So, as I passed his table with my date, I just half-stopped, said "It's been a long road" and nodded. He just looks at me and glares. It was like staring into the abyss and the abyss was not only staring back, it was trying to claw into your soul.
So I went to my table and I'm just kicking myself, thinking I made a complete ass of myself to my hero. It was all I could think about, it was ruining my date, so I thought of going over there and apologizing. As I turn to check out the table I see he's still looking at me. Not average looking, psycho looking. He had a cold stare and a blank expression, the type of face that would make lesser men shit their pants. And he kept staring. He at his steak, drank his wine and ate his dessert (fancy cake), and he didn't break eye contact-- NOT EVEN ONCE. The raw steak's bloody juice was dripping from his mouth, and he just kept going. He was a caged animal.
So I lower my head and soldier through. My date keeps yapping about her job and her friends and how good the lobster at that restaurant is and I'm just trying to erase him from my mind. So when he gets up to walk out I think to myself "It's OK, maybe this night won't be a total dud". And as he's walking out of the restaurant, he passes by our table and he just half-stops, much like I did. Points a finger phase pistol to my head, smiles and then just walks out. My date was weirded out but I was just relieved I could put "pissing off Archer" behind me.
So we step outside later on and my tires have been slashed and my car windows have been broken, there's scratches all over and I find a note saying "Fucking Vulcans" on the windshield. Does that fucker know how hard it is to keep a car here in the future?
All shit compared to battlestar galactica.
The only good part of any of the star trek shows is the soothing low rumble of the engines.
>>71252973
>(everyone else in Starfleet can only have replicated synthehol)
False.
>>71253868
Unless you can convince Guinan to take pity on you, it's true.
Okay, /tv/, you are appointed as an executive producer on Star Trek 2017.
How do (You) make it socially progressive but without alienating the coveted 4chan demographic?
>>71253954
The replicators can make real alcohol, Worf does it in Up The Long Ladder
>>71253954
you just have to make/get your own. You can get yeast and replicate carbohydrates. The only rule is seems to be that starfleet can't be involved in making it or distributing it.
>>71251276
that kettle looks so fucking cool
>>71254081
Open the pod bay doors please HAL.
>>71254020
>you can only order alcohol if it's in a filthy xeno drink
>any human drink will come with synthehol instead
Starfleet, everybody.
>>71254137
Worf makes whiskey as well as a klingon drink in that ep
>>71254177
But didn't Worf only replicate the Klingon drink because the whiskey came without alcohol?
>>71254184
I like Kira, B'Elanna andGeordi.
>>71254184
DS9 was good for the first few season but then they started saying raktajino every other line and it went from good to shit.
>>71254285
raktajino is my blizzard login name.
>>71254184
I dont mind Geordi desu
>>71254212
No, the Oirish guy just said it had no bite, he's probably been drinking moonshine his whole life
>>71251276
That's the thing about Data episodes.
They sound conceptually retarded, but they turn out beautifully by the end.
>>71254291
>it's a kira destroys an old man's home episode
For the good of Bajor, and to save his life.
>it's a geordi falls in love with a hologram episode
J U S T L I K E U S
>its a riker bluffs data episode
>>71254331
WORF: You can obtain spirituous liquours from the food dispensers.
DANILO: Oh, no, no, no. It's not that synthehol bilge that O'Brien offered me, is it?
Outta my way, synthetic fucking shits.
>>71254433
How did Vulcans get to Romulus at all when they were pre-warp?
>>71254388
>It's a Data brigs Riker episode
>>71254433
The logical questions meme doesn't work with NuTrek because it doesn't stand up to the most basic scrutiny and doesn't even try to explain itself
>>71254521
That checks out.
>>71254459
Sleeper ship.
Besides, it may not have been prewarp.
>>71254433
How did Archer get to Qo'noS so quickly in Broken Bow?
Who was in charge of naming things on Enterprise?
>this episode starts off in Broken Bow, Oklahoma
>Bow
>Arrow
>Quiver
>Archer
>CAPTAIN ARCHER
>>71254550
A "broken arrow" incident is also military code for a lost nuclear weapon.
>>71254285
Dude, raktajino is mad good.
lol it does look like that little ship
>>71254521
>Ye feckin wot m8? Say dat again and oi'll transport ye dick up ye feckin arse, and ye better hope ye bleed to deat before I get me power drill
>>71254521
>it's an Irish Unification of 2024 episode
Did Gene predict that Brexit would lead to Irish independence?
>>71254461
>It's a Riker almost gets Data dismantled episode
>>71254608
And the Klingon was hiding top secret secrets in his DNA.
>nuclear
>nucleotides
Holy shit, Enterprise is literally poetry. Bravo Berman, Bravo Braga.
>>71254641
>the guy assigned to the transporter is too incompetent to use the transporter if it's important
>>71254184
>jake
>bad
>>71254944
>t. Lofty Cuck
Or whatever his stupid name is
>>71254980
>Lofty
Who the fuck is lofty? what are you referring to?
>>71255011
Sir Rock Lofty, the actor who played Jack Cisco.
>>71253987
Crewmembers in every color of the rainbow, but the big interracial relationship is White Male/Black Female.
And every thread on /tv/ starts off with a comment about her getting
>WHITED
>>71254980
>>71255103
>>71255011
Cirroc Lofton
>>71254630
Naming alien things that sound like things we have is where startrek really started to become shit.
>nogs screech
>>71255165
That's what we said, Crikey Lifeless
>>71253987
Crew comprised entirely of cishet white male supermen gary stus. But it's ironic, you see.
>>71255165
Who?
>Garak appeared in 33 episodes
>Jake Sisko appeared in 71 episodes
>Morn appeared in 95 episodes
>>71253987
http://trekcore.com/blog/2016/06/bryan-fuller-shares-new-star-trek-2017-details/
progressiveness was almost the first fucking thing they talked about, like it was the most important thing
>>71255268
Uh, no?
Watching the interview, the video gets to almost the halfway mark before they start discussing progressiveness.
Get your misinformation outta here.
Guys I like Enterprise. A lot.
Am I retarded?
>>71255453
Do you stand tall on the wings of your dreams?
>>71255453
>Am I retarded?
My friend, you are quite the opposite.
You are someone with good taste. Capable of appreciating things carefully brought to you for you to decide upon, not a force feed approach with sugar topped nonsense.
Welcome to the patrician side of things; the Enterprise side of things.
>IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD
>>71255268
where can i get that shirt
>>71255994
>Max's Edgy Customs
>The Liberian Red Cross
>>71249749
Any chart that puts VOY above ENT is pure orchestration
>>71256156
>Any chart that puts VOY above ENT is pure orchestration
What did xe mean by this?
>>71256406
Any chart that puts Braga over Coto is affecting an effect.
>>71252973
>regular trips to Bajor
Do you mean Romulus?
>>71256746
You can't force this meme, my pejorative friend. Nobody saw the original post. Nobody understands you.
>>71249906
Wait what the fuck
You like voyager more than ds9? I dont believe you
>>71256873
Some people watch Star Trek for tits and ass more than they watch for good stories and fun characters.
>>71256633
>>Any chart that puts Braga over Coto is affecting an effect.
What did he intend to convey by this?
>>71253987
My, have it star Captain Elim Garak of the Federation Starship USS Julian Bashir, of course.
>>71255472
don't be ridikulos
>>71253789
This nigga fucking gets it
>>71257040
>gayrak
Garak may have had some mannerisms that weren't exactly masculine, but on the DS9 DVD he explains how his sexuality is not supposed to be exact; he used minor cues and subtle gestures and the writers built on that.
He also banged Dukat's daughter or at least kissed on the mouth once.
>>71258808
Garak was 100% heterosexual.
>>71259537
Wrong, go watch his first meeting with Bashir again.
>>71259881
Please, trying to ravish Bashir's bashful boipucci hardly makes you gay.
>>71258808
I only wish I could find a woman who loves me like Ziyal loved Garak.
I wouldn't care if I tortured and murdered her grandfather in a brutal interrogation for the good of my country, I'd still show her all the love she showed me.
Just realized, that scene with Sisko and Damar in the mental institution involved Sisko seeing Damar as a normal human named Dr. Wykoff.
In the Sopranos episode "Remember When" that involved Uncle Junior in the Mental Institution, it's called the "Wyckoff Mental Care Center".
COINCIDENCE?!
HA!I think not.
>>71254433
Because JJ doesn't care and didn't like or understand Star Trek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q0s8p2bRPM
>>71260636
>I have to make all these characters boring, bland, two dimensional and stupid, just so I can relate
>>71254344
I liked it when Picard pointed out how ridiculous that an advanced artificial intelligence like Data can't recognize simple idioms.
When did Picard point this out? THE FIRST EPISODE!
>>71248801
Daily reminder...
>>71261967
You should append this:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ICD-9_codes_290%E2%80%93319:_mental_disorders
>>71248801
TNG is inferior because it changed the "Where no man has gone before" to "where no one has gone before" which does not many any fucking sense (As they always encounter someone), hence making the entire premises stupid.
>>71262891
Also, Picard sits like a girl... an ugly, bald-headed girl.
>>71262781
They certainly are prominent in that fanbase, yeah.
>>71248801
Daily reminder that Enterprise was the very best Star Trek series ever produced.
>>71255268
MUZLIMB NIGGER
MUZLIMB NIGGER
KICK. OUT. THE MUZLIMB NIGGER
>>71248801
No one's gonna bend or rape me.
>>71254184
>implying kira is not the best character
>>71263384
I used to admonish your paste-a.
But I'm now beginning to see the error of my ways.
>>71263424
I CAN SQUEEEEEZE
OUTTA FAAAAART
>>71263384
Explain everyone but the Ferengi.
>>71262891
Because not all Ayy Lmaos are human. #Boleanlivesmatter
>>71254184
Geordi was cool and comfy as fuck.
>Its a time almost stops still episode
Love the The Next Phase, another thread was talking about underated episodes and I total forgot about this.
>>71254521
Why would all the straw transport as well? Shouldn't just the people be transported? Fucking O'Brien.
>>71254521
That ornery bitch was a waifu though.
>>71248801
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5kcBxL7-qI
>>71262781
>ICD 9
>>71251682
what is the salamander?
I've never watched DS9 but I have seen all of TNG and TOS. Will I like it? Why are the stories like? I liked the dynamics in TNG
>>71266271
That theme was composed for Star Trek: The Motion Picture.
>>71266367
DS9 is the best trek. the best captain, the best klingon, the best villain.
DS9 have the best characters : Quark, Odo, Dr Bashir, O'Brien, The Sisko, Gul Dukat, Damar, Garak, the Jem'hadars, Weyoun (!),etc.
Adventure, philosophy, science and fun guaranteed.
>>71266763
The thing about Nana Visitor and her character Kira Nerys at the very beginning is that she's very whiny, nasally, and annoying but by Season 6 and especially Season 7, her character really grows on you.
She appears and acts much wiser with a lot less of that almost perfunctory anger with every scene.
I think the best example of this in the episode "Chimera" when they discover the other Changeling in the run-about and return to DS9 with it.
The way Kira reacts to his loathsome attitude towards "Monoforms" is completely different from how she would've acted seasons 1-4.
I like how her character greatly changed by being involved with Odo.
A pink-skinned unwed Fed-propagandized ex-terrorist Bajoran professor (unaccredited) and self-sealing stem bolt salesman was teaching a class on The Celestial Temple, known hoax.
“Before we begin, let's get on our knees to worship The Prophets and accept that they were, are and will be the most highly-evolved beings the cosmos has ever known, greater than any corporeal life!”
At this moment a brave, patriotic, pro-state Gul and visiting tourist who served 1500 tours of duty in the Cardassian Union's armed services and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by Central Command stood and held up a reverse-ratcheting router.
“How was this made?”
The arrogant professor crinkled his nose and smugly replied “By divine inspiration from the Tears of the Prophets, Spoonhead.”
“Wrong. We created it 5,000 years ago. Our unparalleled education system raised the scientists who engineered the design. Our fearless leaders had the vision to expand to the stars and enlighten your backwards planet. You learned everything you know from us. If The Prophets were real, they wouldn't have made a universe where routers need to ratchet in reverse.”
The professor was visibly shaken and dropped his PADD of Orb Prophecies. He stormed out of the room crying those religious Denebian Slimedevil tears.
The students awoke from their Vedeks' indoctrination, applauded and registered Reconciliation that day and accepted Cardassia as Bajor's benefactor. A vole named Obsequience crawled into the room, perched atop the Gul's flag and shed a tear on the PADD. The Never-Ending Sacrifice was read several times and Enabran Tain himself showed up to confirm the Obsidian Order knew all their secrets but would keep them in exchange for loyalty.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gerrold plague, Regulan Bloodworms, and was tossed into the superstitious locals' Fire Caves for all eternity.
Vivat Detapa
>>71254184
>George W. Trip wasn't great
>>71264337
But that's Timescape.
>>71267665
I've already seen this pasta too many times.
Post some fresh pasta.
Should the new Star Trek series have more or less fanservice than Enterprise? Was T'Pol a mistake?
>>71267665
>>71253693
This is some of the worst pasta I've ever read.
It has no entertainment value, not even from being bad in a funny way like the Room.
Force it for eternity and no one would care.
>>71268557
Less.
>Was T'Pol a mistake?
The decon chamber was a mistake.
>>71268557
i want THICCNESS not muh bewbs
>>71268713
>i
>THICC
>muh
>bewbs
Could you BE anymore obvious about your bait?
>>71263384
Hey, the guy in the top right played the super buff race in the Gamma Quadrant with the 10,000 barrels of wine they were trying to sell to the Nagus.
I'm watching DS9 for the first time right now
>>71248801
What's that kid doing there.
>>71251481
HERE'S TO THE LOSERS
GOD BLESS THEM ALL
>>71252360
>DS9 is just a shopping mall
NORMIES GET OUT
>>71268805
He's the bounty hunter from The X-Files.
>>71268805
He also played Shao Khan in Mortal Kombat
>>71268928
>>71268911
what a diverse actor
He also sorta looks like a Baldwin
>>71249643
>>71264268
Geordi was boss.
Yes, yes, well done Starfleet Academy Class of 2258, well done Cadets. All of you certainly deserve a promotion to the rank of Ensign.
HOWEVER, recent events must be taken into account, and I have a few last-minute promotions to award.
To Master James Rebellious Kirk, for being the son of the father who taught us all the true meaning of heroism, Lieutenant (junior grade).
To the Kobayashi Maru programmer anew, for having great untapped potential and a fateful destiny which beckons in your future, Lieutenant (full).
To the student whose actions weren't always prudent, for following your gut instincts and not the chain of command, Lieutenant-Commander.
To the sex king of your dormitory wing, for saving the universe with naught but two proud American fists, Commander.
To the boy who's beastie not in the leastie, for the hundreds of millions of dollars that we shall reap in ticket sales, Captain of the Federation Starship USS Enterprise NCC 1701.
Yes, yes, well done Kirk, well done Kirk.
THE HUMAN ADVENTURE IS JUST BEGINNING
>>71268653
Post your own pasta if you're so great.
>>71251481
Indeed.
>>71269038
Jonathan please, have you still not even watched DS9 yet?
>>71251518
>Implying both Ent and Voy didn't both have pretty decent first seasons.
>>71268981
Those tiny shuttlecrafts made me feel very claustrophobic thinking about how they were basically 100 sq ft. at most in the middle of space.
>>71268992
>>Post your own pasta if you're so great.
Trek threads have more than their fair share of bad memes already; try to put some effort in actually making it something funny instead just something out of a shitty novel.
>unless it is your goal to make bad stuff for the sake of replies
>>71268981
Geordi was the ultimate cuck
>>71269119
Eye of the Needle was excellent but all that space nigger/Kazon shit was boring. Can you imagine how badly the Kazon smell? Ugh.
>>71269119
Well, Voyager did.
Enterprise didn't, and from your choice of pictures it's obvious that you have terrible taste.
>it's good because I'm horny!!!
>>71261967
Reminds me of this.
>>71254433
Space isn't 2 dimensional
>>71269208
They all look like they are forcing the fuck out of their reactions or are genuinely embarrassed to be there.
>>71269195
>it's good because I'm horny!!!
Logic would dictate that you are correct.
>>71269239
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.
>>71269132
>claustrophobic
To me they look efficient.
>>71269119
What race is Jolene Blalock?
>>71269208
Did they all have failed marriages or something?
>>71254184
Geordie is fine so is Beverly
>>71268557
MORE.
Because life can be to short but dresses? No. Sadly we are living in "progressive" times so it more than likely wont have much fanservice.
>>71269376
Scots-Irish-Jewprobably
>>71269499
She's so bronze though.
>>71269208
holy fuck i need a series ala curb your enthusiasm about levar burton and brent spiner being mean old guys
>>71269607
That show literally exists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBfT9H_2jM4
>>71269518
Tanning. Makeup.
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
>>71269791
You're too late.
>>71253987
>>71269330
Everything about that silver catsuit was perfection . It stills bums me out that she only wore it for three to four episodes.
>>71269735
>stay strong mah brutha
>>71270010
I actually prefer the blue to that catsuit, but true gentlemen (tips imaginary cap) appreciate a more sophisticated look.
>>71270010
It went so well with her eyes.
>>71270054
I prefer the uniform as well but the more I thought about it the more it seems like it wouldn't go with her character's sense of identity. Seven was hostile to humanity. Even years later she maintained a sense of superiority over everyone else and would not have been comfortable with a standard uniform, I don't think.
Also part of what makes her attractive in Relativity is that they occluded her ocular implant.
>>71270320
t'pol is my qt space elf waifu but I would give it all up for nana
>>71269774
The aging/ body decomposition process can be a cruel bitch sometimes.
>>71270320
That and the fact that she was literally a 9/10 in her prime. Aryan goddess supreme.
These facial aesthetics are unique to a certain type of people.
>>71270467
I never once found her even remotely attractive. She's just so dull and generic and boring and blonde. She looks like when she was choosing genders she was halfway thinking about picking "Schwarzenegger". Her chin looks like someone did a dirtbike burnout in it. Her whole face looks so bony and limp it looks like she was sculpted out of mashed potatoes.
>>71253987
>make John Cho the straight, Kirk-like Korean captain
>say he's Harry Kim's far superior cousin
>make the XO a lesbian played by Emily Blunt who is in a committed monogamous relationship with a much younger amputee from the Dominion War (Chloe Grace Moretz)
>pick stage actors who most people have never heard of to play the rest of the main crew
>cast a black man as the doctor, and make sure he's someone who doesn't give a shit about race, and never, ever bring it up.
>make sure Combs plays the villain
>don't include any child actors
>don't include any characters that aren't part of the uniformed crew
>don't do the Borg again
>don't do time travel again
>don't do the mirror universe again (at least for the first few seasons)
>good mix of standalone episodes and an overarching plot
>focus on space exploration and meeting new civilizations, not so much on action/shootouts
>kill off one of the main characters in the second season and don't bring them back (preferably one of the more popular characters)
>limit cameos from previous series, but include passing references to redevelopment of Cardassia, and whatever is happening with Klingons/Romulans/Breen
>no more holosuit stuff where people get trapped there and the program starts trying to kill them, unless its a comedy episode
>never show Earth
>>71270549
>generic
>blonde
>I never once found her
I-i-s that you Krager ?
>>71266763
I really enjoy that actor in Boston Legal and Geppetto. Kinda sucks that they covered his face with a mask in DS9.
>>71270931
Holy shit it just hit me that Data and that guy from DS9 were in the same Disney musical.
>>71254521
>Arguing with an Irish guy
>Says that nobody in the world can dispute that the Irish at the best at drinking and fighting
So that's why you've never accomplished anything.
>>71255421
That fruity Fuller guy that's in charge of the new star trek show rubs me the wrong way. Kinda reminds me of Paul Feig the director of the new female ghostbusters film.
>>71271091
That's pretty silly.
No matter where you go, the people in the pub there are always the best in the world at drinking, and if you disagree they'll show you they're best at fighting too.
>>71271182
Its a pretty asinine thing to point out when I way Ireland is an irrelevant country, just made him all the madder.
>>71271127
Please state the nature of your butthurt emergency.
>>71271182
Drinking alcohol is for degenerates.
>>71271260
*tips*
>>71271260
i dont know what that word means
>>71271260
Well now that you say that I think I should stop
>>71271260
Are you sure?
It's not on this Official /trek/ Thread Guide to Degeneracy.
>>71271400
That's strictly a pedophile list.
>>71255453
Same anon. Same.
>>71271443
No it's not.
Now apologize for your mistake.
>>71271239
Putting a literal faggot in charge of the new Star Trek show guarantees that there wont be any fanservice other than shirtless males. It's going to be like Glee and American Horror story. There will be a shirtless guy in every other episode but don't hold your breath if you're expecting to see a hot chick in hear bra and underwear.
In short it's going to be nothing more than a sausage fest and fully dressed impowered woman.
>>71271483
I apologize. But it's strictly a sexual list. I suppose drug users aren't degenerates?
>>71271499
>not remembering all the fanservice boobs in Pushing Daisies
Shut up, you ignorant pleb.
>>71263384
Yes anon yes!
>>71271499
Agreed, in fact, I expect, given the nature of the comments in that interview, to see a complete decimation of the franchise in terms of commitment to stories over agenda, to enriching an already enriched universe over topic of the week, and bottom line pandering to every leftist hate group that dominates social media.
>>71268557
T'pol either had awesome boobs or implants.
Has science gone too far?
>>71271806
They were implants. It was obvious as fuck in "Carbon Creek" where she was nude and backlit behind a sheet.
>>71271946
i think it's quite obvious in that pic too.
you can see a crease on the side of her boob. common with crappy implants.
>>71270010
supposedly, it was uncomfortable to the point of being painful for her,
>>71271654
Fuck that, I didn't wanna get into it but Fags only sexualize aging faghages who are in their late 30s, 40s, and 50s on their shows. I do think Kristin Chenoweth is still cute as a button she also almost 50 years old.
It's the Once Upon A Time effect. They'll show shirtless young man getting out of bed while slowly get dressed ON CAMERA in every other episode yet all the woman stay moderately dressed even after having sex. Only cleavage / female skin to be seen comes from woman in their fucking late 40s.
>Image very related
>>71272209
At the risk of vomiting upon admitting I watch OUaT, they have a fair amount of cleavage whenever a woman not named Snow "Fatass" White is in their fairy tale clothes.
Blue Fairy is always showing off her tits in flashbacks.
>>71272209
>Bryan Fuller won't show us aaaaannnnnyyyyy fanservice at all!
>What? He likes to show us a whole lot?
>IT DOESN'T COUNT FOR SOME REASON! WE'RE ALL DOOMED ANYWAY!
You were wrong. Quit being a coward and own up to your wrongness, or just have the decency to slink away in shame already.
I never enjoyed watching an episode of DS9, it was always a chore. Much like this post.
>>71272352
Again, while I do find Kristin Chenoweth to be cute shes also almost 50 years old. Old empowered cougars will be the only fanservice you're going to get out of a gay director who loves his Madonna / Liza minnelli faghags.
It's going to be just another Teen Wolf / CW type show that does nothing but show off shirtless men but they'll only show a hot chick in her underwear once every two seasons and even than its some old empowered cougar hooking up with some 20 year old guy.
>>71272671
Never forget, you said that we wouldn't have ANY fanservice at all.
Really, you're just looking for reasons to complain.
You live a sad life and you make me sad just reading your posts.
>>71272339
>Blue Fairy is always showing off her tits in flashbacks
That's kinda my point tho. The Blue Fairly is played by Keegan Connor Tracy who is 44 years old. There's a reason they never sexualize 20 year old girl in their prime on these types of shows.
The reason there are no females under the age of 30 shown provocatively dressed on these types of shows because is because it would alienate the fat chubby , aging female demographic that doesn't wish to be reminded of what hot young woman in her prime looks like.
Even the 40 year old chick who plays Snow White said in an interview that she was shocked that she was cast seeing that the Snow White character is 14 years old.
>>71272792
Oh, make no mistake about it. Much like the new girl power Ghostbusters film directed by yet another fag it will have fanservice for the female and gay audience members.
>image very related.
Just don't expect much T&A unless the female is an old faghag cougar over the age of 40.
>>71253987
>2017
but how do you know? Are you from the future?
>>71274109
What?
>>71272209
I wouldn't mind at all if the new series has shirtless dudes all the time. No homo, though.
>>71269239
You ever see the ending of Men In Black 1 that is how big the universe is so a 2d map will do
>>71274176
you heard me. What year is it?
>>71256956
Can't we have both? A well balanced mix of tits and stories doesn't sound like that bad of an idea.
>>71274289
The current year is 2016, Bryan Fuller is the showrunner for the next Star Trek series, he's joined by Joe "Darmok" Menosky and Nicholas "Star Treks II, IV and VI" Meyer, they start shooting the series in September, and they start airing episodes in January 2017.
>>71274331
have they said what the series is going to be about? will it be another Enterprise crew? Or will they finally make a show based on Starfleet Academy?
>>71274465
>have they said what the series is going to be about?
They said it's going to be about 13 episodes.
>>71274522
go on...
>>71274250
>I wouldn't mind at all if the new series has shirtless dudes
Neither would I,but I do believe in equality. For every hairless naked male chest scene there she be a hot chick in her bra or work out gym outfit scene. Fair is fair after all.
>>71274579
It's not going to have any shirtless white guys though, that's to patriarchal. It'll just have big shirtless black guys. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't a single heterosexual white man on the entire bridge crew.
I love TNG, but it made Star Trek feel like people talking in a boringly lit office for over two decades.
>>71274522
Is that supposed to be a Jerry Lewis Telethon parody?
>>71274648
>why can't star trek be more like firefly
>pew pew more lasers
literally kys
>>71274692
Do you always overreact or just in Star Trek threads?
>>71274721
Do you always have shit taste, or just in Star Trek threads?
>>71274732
>"I love TNG"
>shit taste
Hello contrarian.
>>71274626
It's been done.
>>71266331
reference to the worst episode of voyager where tom paris breaks warp factor 10 in a runabout tldr tom and janeway devolve into salamanders and fuck
>tfw trek threads are getting worse by the day
fuck /pol/, the new movie, and the new series
>>71274648
then why did you watch it for 2 decades?
>>71274692
>firefly
I really wish I could watch this show some day. I've heard so many good things about it. It also has a girl I've known of since she was on Nickelodeon and abc Kids back in the early 90s.
>>71274912
>tattoo
That's as degenerate as alcohol.
>>71274802
hoshi was a slut from what i remember.
>>71274939
its empowerment
>t'pol will never order you around and belittle you
;_;
>>71274939
Agreed, but nostalgia is a powerful thing. Sometimes it helps you over look some degenerate qualities.
>>71274912
firefly is garbage as is your taste in women
>>71274939
luckily one cancels the other out
>>71275064
You call that a shitpost? Here, I'll teach you how to shitpost.
>>71274823
>you will never be Nana Visitor's cellphone
>you will never be poked, stroked or held up to her face
>you will never rub against her legs as she sticks you in her pocket
>you will never keep a gallery of all the nude selfies that she sexts to Rene
>you will never turn your vibrations to maximum on nights when she gets truly horny
Just die in my bucket already.
>>71275102
I never said I had a crush on her. I just said shes a blast from my tv past. That not to imply that I believe she's ugly in any way.
>>71274579
>it's an Archer does some ritual to apologize to ayylmaos for qt Porthos pissing on one of their trees which is just an excuse for him to get naked episode
>>71275064
I remember when I first saw T'Pol, i thought she had a face perfectly made for splooging on. And that she'd take it like a champ with the seriousness face of her T'pol character, never even flinching while streaks covered her face. It honestly took me a good while before I could watch the show without being sexually aroused.
>>71275313
>>71272155
IIRC she almost passed out on set because the suit was so constricting that it was hard to breathe.
>>71274985
The character wasn't a slut, but the actress who played her did do an FHM photoshoot once.
>>71275228
>Chilling in my bucket because I have to retain my changeling form.
>Mom walks in, tells me to get out of the bathtub because she needs it.
>Fucking solids.
>Go outside so I can try to learn more about changing into an Earth Eagle.
>See this fucking Solid harassing a fine upstanding female.
>Rush over and grab his arm.
>Fucking solid punches me in the head, mashes my face up.
>Clasp my hands together and hit him over the head.
>He goes down in one hit.
>Luckily the security team shows up to take him away.
>End up getting taken away as well.
>Earthling solid pretending to be my mother comes to bail me out.
>Finds me wedged in-between the bars trying to shapeshift out.
Out of my way, fucking solidshits.
>>71275327
>she'd take it like a champ with the seriousness face of her T'pol character, never even flinching while streaks covered her face.
kek
>>71275747
>The character wasn't a slut
it was a long time ago. but i recall an episode where she meets some dude in a space bar or something and sleeps with him on the first night well knowing it was only going to be a one night stand because she was in need of sex.
basically, slut.
