If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve?
HOWEVER
Me?
>>71246829
None. I'm running a kinohaus not a restaurant. If you can't go two hours without shoving fatty garbage down your throat you can get out.
Water, celery, and carrots. No ranch. Bleu cheese is extra. Watching a movie is a sedentary act, no need for buttery popcorn, soda or cheese with chips.
I'd remove one aisle from every screening room and put in a buffet. I guarantee you I would be the most popular theater in town
Me, I'd serve crab legs.
I'd divide the offered food by type of motion picture:
>movie
popcorn, chips, soda
>film
selzer, Greek yogurt
>Cinȩma
bai lin gong fu or gyokuro tea, plate of beaufort d'ete, caciocavallo podolico, and perhaps melon
>Kinṏ
guests will not be allowed to eat during Kinṏ, and ideally shouldn't eat for at least 12 hours before it begins
>>71246875
This desu bruv
>>71246829
memes aside,
pizza, hot dogs, noodles and chinese chicken
Me? I'd serve frog legs
>>71246868
Yes, for you
Never purchased anything at the cinema.
Nothing, it's BYO.
>>71246939
Exellent
>>71247146
theatres make esseentially zero on ticket sales bruv
>>71246829
I would serve booze and fried foods.
spagetti would me nice
>>71246904
>a bunch of loud people fumbling around in the dark clanking plates while people are trying to watch the movie.
But I'd still go though.
Fried chicken
Watermelon
Grapedrank
40oz of king cobra
colt45
>>71246939
>Kinṏ
it just keeps on evolving, where will it stop?
Is there some sort of hipster cinema where you can buy the food which is in the film? So you can get the burger from Pulp Fiction whilst watching it. The steak from The Matrix. The bread from LoTR. Would be pretty comfy.
>>71247333
The food in the movie is months old already you doofus.
>>71247333
And the eggs from Pink Flamingos
>>71247395
HAW HAW
shut the fuck up
>>71247419
He's right ya know
>>71247419
he does have a point though
>>71247395
What?
>>71247503
He's making a stupid joke. Like ordering the cheeseburger from Pulp Fiction you are ordering the exact cheese burger that Jackson was holding in his hand. Like after he put it down after the take they wrapped it up and you can eat that burger he took a bite out of, but it would be months old.
>>71247503
Hipster cinema that serves food from (as opposed to inspired by) the movie would be serving food that is months old.
>>71246829
pizza
>>71246875
>>71246903
Only objectively systematically unquestionably correct answers.
vegan food coz im vegan and i love to piss off all the fucking lumber sexuals, idiots with beards and conservatards
>>71247613
Lumber sexuals are trendy vegans children as well though
Nothing, registered seating, those who ruin my seats with gum get executed.
>>71247332
when normies get hold if this meme and run it into the ground
>>71247654
no most of them are
>muh real man eat real meat u sissy
>i like my girl how i like my bacon fat as a fuking pigs man
>bro curves
>bro mikrobrewery
>le my food eats ur food xDDD
>>71246829
singles policy so you can't share? lol, if i had a woman i'd go elsewhere foreveralone.jpg
>>71247926
Is this opposite day?
>>71246829
Bulletproof vests.
>>71247926
Nah. Most are pampered easily triggered children similar to vegans liberals and trump supporters
>>71247677
I got some bad news for you son...
>>71248155
>Trump supporters
>easily triggered children
Wew lad
>>71246875
>>71246903
Guess who is going to be closing down within the first 6 months: these guys.
>>71246875
I'm running a true kino theater and every movie will have an interlude in which people can eat and drink in a bar for twenty minutes before it starts showing again
black coffee and cigarettes
I would cash in on selling cheap chips/ $1 cans of cold drinks
I reckon it would be one of those pretentious new-age different-than-anyone-else ideas that would get a huge hype (possibly a huge line on opening), then go broke after a month or so
>>71247332
كينو
>>71248147
This. And each seat would have a net cannon mounted on its back so you can subdue theater shooters.
Haute cuisine
>>71246829
>no cape check.
Terrible.
Asparagus
Kimchi
Chilli beef
and so on
>>71246829
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>>71248697
You've never been to Europe, do you?
