Food
>>71244601
>not using a microwave
>>71244601
>all that butter
fucking disgusting
Wew
>>71244630
You can't get shit seared in the microwave.
I get diarrhea just by watching him make that brick of grease
>>71244630
>not using wax paper and an clothes iron
>>71244671
Then you're not nuking it long enough
>>71244601
what was the purpose of anything he did besides put butter on bread and fry it with cheese on it
>>71244601
>american cuisine
Ahahaha, oh wow
>all that cheese
American """"""cuisine"""""
>>71244601
>grilled cheese
>bread is griddled
>cheese is merely melted, not grilled
americucks wilkl defend this to the death
>>71244601
why are chefs so pretentious?
He looks like a fag cooking beyond the base necessities
>>71244644
butter is tasty and healthy you dumb queer
>this thread again
>>71244691
Nuking shit just dries it out, that's not what searing is.
>>71244601
what wes anderson movie is this
or is it the sequel to napoleon dynamite
>>71244742
lol if you've never set fire to anything in the microwave before
>>71244601
>moving the bread around like it matters
literally the cooking version of kicking the tires
>>71244813
Liquid butter will still spread better than whatever form you applied it in originally so it helps a bit for a more even spread.
>>71244728
wuts the meaning of this?
>>71244763
That's not searing
>>71244630
>cooking food via microwave
Literally can't go lower on the pleb totem pole.
Bet you live in a trailer too.
>le using oil from stopping the butter to burn maymay
>le "thinly" veiled /ck/ thread
>le obvious murrica hate thread
>>71244796
A-aaamazing Graaaaace.
>>71244872
it is though. it's searing with fire
>>71244836
wanna fight?
just watched it again and it looks like he was just mopping up all the liquid so I was wrong
still looks forced as shit though like when they try to act like they're playing video games
Mmmmmy name is chef
>>71244630
FUCK OFF
Tattoos are so fucking tacky and ugly.
>>71244796
Going by firmness that was barely cooked.
>>71244601
>>71245090
>breaking down your vitamins by cooking
enjoy your fucking scurvy bro
>>71244601
He used way too much cheese and butter. Fucking disgusting tbqh family.
>>71244796
Jesus Christ the Gringos are embarrassing.
>>71245253
Fucking Americans.
>>71245305
IT'S RAAW!
![just cough my shit up ]fam.webm](https://i.imgur.com/lWJRMl6.jpg "just cough my shit up ]fam.webm")
>american cuisine
>>71245320
Miss Trunchbull really let herself go.
>>71245305
>posting Ja/ck/
Why do you hate me?
>>71245320
just stop feeding her for christ's sake
>>71244874
>>71244630
Have you fucktarts been to /ck/ lately?
There are worse things than that.
>>71245347
Imagine how unfair it feels to be born with defects like that. If that shit is detectable in utero how can the parents justify not getting an abortion? Life expectancy is probably nothing and it's just a lot of suffering through pain, fear and surgeries...
>>71245305
Anyone know the sauce for this?
>>71245437
Looks like an oil and vinegar dressing topped with rosemary
>>71245447
>>71245320
>I am the 99%
>>71245447
I was seriously going to say "and please don't give me some oh-so-funny leddit quip response about what dressing to use with it" but I thought better of you. I won't make that mistake again.
>>71245437
https://youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc?t=4m40s
You'll regret watching it though
>>71245437
its quinky sauce
>>71245305
That disgusted me almost as much as the ending of Dead Snow 2 I just saw a couple of hours ago.
Thanks.
>>71245560
I'm colorblind and have trouble telling when pork and chicken is fully cooked. Is it really THAT bad?
>>71245594
Can't you see the puddle that's slowly forming?
It's blood. The chicken would be flapping around if it was a minute earlier.
>>71245594
You should never eat poultry if you can still see liquid blood when you cut into it
a bloody steak or pork is fine, but cook that fucking chicken
>>71245616
>>71245634
I saw the juice but I didn't know if it was some sort of sauce that he used, hard to tell that's why I asked.
>>71245695
Well, it did come out of the inside of the chicken.
>>71245634
>bloody pork
Fuck no, that shit should be cooked all the way through. Rare steak and rare lamb is good to eat though.
>>71245746
I once ate rare as fuck kangaroo. Delicious.
>>71245785
Did they let you beat it to death yourself?
>>71244601
That would give me stomach cramps and liquid shits for at least a day from all that grease.
I miss having normal bile production :(
>he doesn't like his chicken like his steak
>>71245347
poor little girl
>american food
>>71245850
wrong one but someone else posted already
>>71245850
what the fuck
>>71245785
Kangaroo meat is GOAT. Tender as fuck too.
As is buffalo. A buffalo sandwich is probably the greatest thing you'll eat
>>71245109
as if you wouldn't immediately be able to feel the difference between an apple and a lightbulb with your hands
>>71245850
Fun with non newtonian fluids?
>>71245816
that burger looks like her roasted beef vagina
It's like pottery
>>71245827
Sadly no, I don't live in Aussieland.
I'd give my left arm if I could go hunt without making it my job. Must feel awesome to hunt down something yourself and eat it afterwards.
>>71245958
Buffalo, I'd like to try that. Just had buffalo mozzarella once, it was fucking awesome.
>>71245906
>it's a rare mince episode
triggered.jpg
>>71245960
Not women. They've got their head all over the place.
>>71244737
>butter is tasty and healthy
>>71245507
I really dislike this guy
I mean dislike in a tie him up to the back of a car and drive around doing figure 8's kinda way
>>71246004
It isn't that bad for you. Just don't eat it on a daily basis. Same as cheese and milk.
>>71244737
>deep fryed butter on a stick
Enjoy your death at 40, you dumb fat shit.
>>71245960
it's a horror movie. There's a magic mirror fucking with their heads.
>>71244796
This... this is parody right?
>>71246034
I drink a lot of milk. Why is milk bad?
>>71244601
>bread
>cheese
>butter
this is disgusting, why do Americans wonder why we call them fat slobs?
>>71246066
it'a a vegan meme
No wonder Americans are that fat. This abomination has like 5 times the calories of a normal grilled cheese sandwich
>>71246067
grilled cheese is enjoyed all over the world, you dumb sandnigger
>>71244601
>using buttered bread instead of brioche
eww
>>71246067
You must have lived a depraved life
>>71245370
All that chocolate cake has taken its toll.
>>71245320
>My600LbLife
Didn't this show used to be called "My 300 lb life"? Am I being berenstained here or are americans getting fatter?
>>71246168
>grilled cheese
liteterally slow and lonely death of obessity
>murrika talks for the rest of the world again
nuke urself
>>71246067
I don't think Americans really give a shit what you have to say about them.
>>71246066
It's not THAT bad, just don't drink too much and make sure to drink at least double the amount of water or you might get kidney stones.
It's filled with antibiotics and genetically modified stuff though. Also tons of estrogen and progesterone.
>>71246168
Yeah but we normally don't use butter, and not 5 slices of cheese
>>71245109
movie sauce?
>>71244796
>>71245320
How fucked up must a nation be to let some of its citizens reach such a state of repulsive obesity, you ameriburgers really are something
>>71246168
>>71246199
nah tbf I get that it's enjoyed around the world, at least mostly (I've never seen it being made/eaten here in the UK), but personally I just fucking hate cheese by itself, sticking it between two slices of toast isn't really doing anything for it
it's just the idea of eating a slab of basically fat that makes me wretch, and the smell does as well
I dunno man, I just can't eat that shit
>>71246248
They never fail to disgust me.
>>71246034
>don't eat cheese daily
French are still healthier than americans tho
>>71246034
You know those tiny little packets of butter they give you in hotels for breakfast? They contain more saturated fat than it is recommended you eat in a day.
>>71246225
source: myass.pdf
>>71246240
Oculus, it's more of a flick than a movie
>>71246251
>a slab of basically fat
huh, cheese is basically 50/50 fat/protein which is pretty healthy as far as macros go, assuming you're eating actual cheese and not processed orange cardboard with the vague taste of cheese
>>71246248
Food is basically a drug in the U.S and it's very addictive. I'd recommend smoking cigarettes to any of these 500 pound people.. It's cheaper and healthier for you than that much food and they'll lose weight if they use them as meal replacements
>>71245486
so you think you don't deserve it when you type the oh-so-funny "sauce" instead of "source"?
>>71246251
>here in the UK
Your opinions value has just dropped by 10% m8
>there are people in this thread that wouldn't eat this
lmao enjoy your water and celery /v/irgins
>>71246225
>antibiotics
>genetically modified stuff
>estrogen and progesterone
>kidney stones
You and your veggie "organic" friends dont understand shit about biochemistry or biology in general. The only reason to believe you fucks is raw ignorance.
>>71244601
WAS ALWAYS A BIG THING
This is how hot dogs are made.
How can Americans call this "food"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NzUm7UEEIY
>>71246248
The more you weigh is just a sign of how wealthy & powerful you are, we aren't the worlds only superpower for nothing.
>>71246326
>it's more of a flick than a movie
It's kino.
>>71245347
That's the weird ass looking usb-hub. Man, the tech these days
Someone post mexican doritos street food.
>>71246680
did anyone else start using a razor blade to slice their food after watching this movie?
>>71246791
the owner is like the Jigsaw of /fit/
>Hello Bobby
>We're going to play a little game
>You are standing on a set of scales
>They show your weight to be over 450lbs
>If you stay at this size you will die soon
>If you get any larger you will die sooner
>But I'm going to feed you free of charge
>Indulge or get your life together
>What happens next is down to you
>>71246791
that place is great if youre a normal weight who fancies to indulge himself and fancy a laugh. No way you can finish your meal and they have midgets as the waitresses along with the fat messes praising themselves they're fatshits
>>71246680
i always wanted to try that, but i don't have the fucking patience for this kind of thing
>>71247294
I don't even understand. What's the point of slicing it so thin?
>>71244601
Would pirate that sandwich.
>>71247335
Fucking hell.
>>71247335
it melts in the fucking pan. First of, that's pretty cool and second: "welcome to flavour town"
>>71245634
>>71245616
It's not blood though, it's myoglobin.
>>71244601
should have just used a panini press. less calories, much easier and you don't look like a fag making it
Do americans not know what a sandwich press is?
You get even heat distribution on both sides at all times. Making grilled cheese on a stove is archaic
>>71247872
>Making grilled cheese on a stove is archaic
So is turning a baby in the womb when there's a breached birth, doesn't make it any less practical
>>71245305
Is Jack actually banned on /ck/?
>>71247928
>implying a sandwich press isn't more practical
You literally just leave it on its own for a minute, no need to flip or anything
>>71247335
>tfw being european and will never share border with Mexico
It looks delicious.
>>71247335
so that it liquefies in the pan
