Hey /tv/, make sure you buy Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice Ultimate Edition and you will get to see 2 faggots kissing on a boat
BRAVO SNYDER
>>71235648
kek Cavill's expression
>>71235686
I would have rather seen Cavil and Batfleck kissing
Also, what the hell was this?
>>71235648
Marvel on Suicide Watch
they cut this out of the theatrical version?
and why so triggered, op?
>>71235983
It violates my safe space
>>71235879
Man Bat
What did he mean by this?
>two fags kissing
>Affleck's bare ass
Bravo snyder
>>71236202
That guy was also a thug in winter soldier
>>71235648
Call the cops.
Why did we need to see the chase scene if he was going to break in and take the Kryptonite anyways?
>>71235648
>random stock footage is going to fill the "true cut" of BvS
>>71236577
Batmobile chase scenes are sort of an iconic thing for any Batman related media
>>71236577
So that Superman could confront Batman. It was kind of stupid for him to confront Bats right then and there when a convoy of armed men were getting away, but it was kind of necessary to establish the grudge between them.
where can i download this
>>71235879
>sits up after scary dream
Why does this trope still exist?
No one does this.
>there's a new kind of mean in him, he's angry and he's hunting
What did he mean by this?
>>71236936
On the Internet I think :/
>all the good scenes got cut
Who's to blame, snyder or wb?
>>71236784
Superman didn't know lex was up to no good
>>71236202
KGBeast being the beast he is
>>71236577
Because he didn't expect Superman to show up out of nowhere
Are you stupid?
>>71237449
>good scenes
Is there anything "good" about this movie? I dont think so.
>>71237449
Both I would say
WB should have let him keep his entire movie in tact or Zack should have fought harder for them not to cut anything out
>>71237586
kys faggot
>>71237605
>triggering that one person who actually liked this movie
Nothing personal bruv but this movie was shit.
>>71237377
>zoom just a little
>a little more
>x100000 times zoom
>>71237461
The fucking convoy was shooting literal rockets at Batman. Is Superman fucking retarded?
>>71237652
kys faggot
Everyone pretty much dies now in Bats dream
What are you, a faggot?
>>71237652
kys faggot
>That music they played during the other JL member intros
KINO
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>>71237932
No that was stupid.
>Like and subscribe for more jl intros!
they still left out
>it's time you learn what it means to be a man
FUUUUUUU
>>71235879
ripping of Ang Lee now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHC13MYcrR4
>>71237595
Oh fug, that was the trafficker that Batman branded.
>>71237595
>>71237595
I don't understand why prisoners are killed for being on the wrong side of batman?
>>71238050
>>71238097
KGBeast pays off that prisoner to shank the Batbranded guy, then Lex sends photos of the dead body to Clark to pressure him to confront Bats
>>71237990
Stated early in the movie that Lex was researching metas and writing a metahuman thesis. Makes sense for him to have detailed files and information about them.
>>71238097
Batman only brands hardcore sex offenders and the like. It makes sense, child molesters and serial killers are often attacked/killed in prisons by fellow disgruntled inmates.
>>71237654
It does work like that though, in real life. It's a microscope with a real object, not a picture.
>>71238137
It's mentioned that this is a common occurrence.
>>71238145
Source?
Is the ultimate edition on torrent sites yet?
>>71237652
kys faggot
>>71238234
>It's mentioned that this is a common occurrence.
Tabloids.
Bruce says "don't believe everything you hear" to Clark when confronted about it.
>>71238234
http://abcnews.go.com/US/prison-living-hell-pedophiles/story?id=90004
>Duration: 2h 54mn
i thought it was a little over 3 hours
the rip doesn't have the credits or what?
>>71238234
>Is the ultimate edition on torrent sites yet?
there's a pretty jerky version of it, looks like 15fps
>>71236202
movie?
>>71237024
Sometimes my feet fall and I get shook but I don't ever sit up straight like that
>>71238287
No, source on batman only branding sex offenders. lmao I know pedos get raped IRL.
>>71238333
apparently it cuts before the ending and no credits
>>71238381
Batman v Superman you dipshit
>>71236784
If your answer to "why did this stupid thing happen?" is "because plot" it might be a bad movie.
>>71238557
You already got your answer here, stop being a contrarian faggot
>>71236720
Definitely one of the top three capefilms ever made.
>>71238646
word
>>71238592
if the movie forces iconography without consideration for plot coherence, it might be a bad movie.
>contrarian
Only 27% of people agree with you.
>>71238646
So Watchmen and Man of Steel are the other 2?
>>71238738
>>71238738
>>71238815
damn right
>>71238398
>"The man is the second criminal found bearing the bat brand. The first victim, an accused child predator, was later assaulted in prison and remains in critical care from his injuries. One source tells Metropolis 8 that the mark of the bat brand in prison essentially is a death sentence."
>>71238716
Do you seriously care that much about ratings?
You are the cancer
>>71238879
I don't care about ratings. But being a contrarian means you are contrary to the general consensus and the general consensus is that the movie is garbage so I cannot be a contrarian by definition.
>>71238864
>Only two victims with bat brand
>First victim in critical care
>"essentially a death sentence"
What is hasty generalization
>>71238864
wow this is really stupid when you read it
>>71238815
None of these quotes mean anything.
ARE TORRENTS OUT FUCK
>>71238928
>general consensus is that the movie is garbage
General consensus means jackshit
Marvel movies are well liked and they are all garbage
>>71235686
he seems pretty indifferent
>>71239002
>t. kid
>>71239006
Only one, but it's not worth a download yet, quality is horrendous
>>71238952
>>71238982
The movie is critiquing modern 'journalism' and TV talking heads constantly.
>>71238815
Snyder is such shit when he's not doing a straight adaptation
They should have just done The Dark Knight Returns, instead of mashing it incoherently with 4 other stories without any regard for the tones of themes of the source material. The subpar script of BvS absolutely kills what should have been an amazing movie.
>>71239087
so what is the point in Bruce's change of heart at the end when he doesn't brand Lex?
>>71239115
What do you mean? He was inspired by Superman not to mutilate people anymore.
Branding criminals is wrong independent of whether or not it's actually a death sentence in prison or not.
>>71238175
It's like they added scenes to explain some of the confusing cuts, but only the confusing cuts that no one actually gives a shit how they got there.
>>71239115
Just to make sure that Lex is aware that Batman will keep an eye on him from now on.
>>71239115
>The movie is critiquing modern shit movie making
>>71238815
too bad he can't translate that into film
>>71239016
That doesn't change the fact that you are the contrarian.
>>71239196
It's translated perfectly if you bother to pay attention.
Snyder's work is a lot like Refn's, and S2 of True Detective. Pleb filters.
Thoughts?
>>71239087
Nope. Enough with the mental gymnastics.
>>71239174
no goddammit the original intent is "witnessing superman changed him, he's gonna be like all 'let's join up in his name' and so on"
but if it isn't a intentional mark of death that shit is meaningless
>>71238864
How did the other prisoner know he had the brand if his outfit covered it up? Why was this movie so bad?
>>71238738
>>71238815
>>71238829
i would personally place Batman Returns in place of MoS but its still a good choice, the '87 punisher film is a decent contender too
>>71238928
by that logic,
>Night of the Hunter
>peeping Tom
>Night of the living dead
>Razorback
>TCM
>Breathless
And many more films are bad as well.
>>71239251
You are right, forget I wrote that crap.
>>71239240
It's fucking obvious. The montage of Superman saving people while journalists babble on contributing nothing to the world makes it fucking clear.
>>71239225
Doom is basically Ayn Rand + sorcery and armor so yeah Snyder might actually do it right if he makes the movie with Doom as the good guy.
>>71238815
He just admitted the audience don't care about deconstructed tropes and is being forced to copy marvel.
>>71239225
Man, I was hoping Fantastic 4% would bomb hard enough to get Fox to sell the rights back to Marvel.
>We will never get a Fantastic Four story set in the 90's with Doom as the protagonist as he goes about sabotaging the Four
>We will never get Thanos using the Infinity Gauntlet to prepare for Galactus instead of boring galactic conquest
>We will never get Doom pulling the strings in the UN after it is revealed that Sokovia was in Latveria
But seeing as Doom should more or less be comparable to Lex Luthor, and Snyder botched him, I wouldn't trust him to do someone as long-conning and scheming as Doom.
>>71239101
BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE A CINEMATIC UNIVERSE AROUND A FAITHFULL ADAPTATION OF THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS
OY VEY, IT'S ANOTHER SHOAH
>>71239352
He was talking about the suicide squad movie only
>>71239224
If it translated perfectly then it wouldn't be so inaccessible.
If your work fails to convey the intended message, its the failure of the artist. Blaming your audience is the mark of a hack.
>>71239320
We're not talking about quality. We're talking about whether or not it's contrarian to dislike a movie that is largely disliked.
>>71239417
If you're making a film that literally everyone is supposed to understand then you have to dumb it down completely.
>>71239320
why are you equating unpopular to bad?
BvS is a very unpopular movie
By putting it on a pedastle, you're going against the grain
This makes you a contrarian
I don't see how you could disagree. Stop getting so emotional.
>>71239161
I think the order of the scenes was way more important. I personally would not have Lex himself show up until later so that way you can more easily balance the plotlines (Batman, Superman, Lois Lane) until they converge.
>>71239438
do i have to use facebook-tier image macro to explain why snyder and you that defend him are full of shit?
>>71239471
>>71239422
so its contrain to consider peeping tom a good movie?
>>71239438
no you don't
Exploring heady concepts in an accessible manner is the mark of a talented artist. BvS had some interesting ideas, but the shitty editing and the bloated script really took away from it.
The only job of art is to convey its meaning to an audience. Its an immature artist who blames his audience, when the art fails to convey that meaning. That said, I don't think Snyder has ever done this. Its just the insecure fans who can't accept that people have different opinions about capeshit.
>>71239253
he got paid by KGBeast to kill him. are you retarded and didnt watch the movie?
>>71239608
When it was released? sure
Not today, though
>>71239648
huh bro, that is only in the extended cut chill your engines.
>>71238815
Its a strong movie that leaves you asking questions about its themes
Its a weak movie that leaves you asking questions about the basic plot
>>71239648
A lot of marvel fans are disliking this movie
If it doesn't have shinny colors it ain't a good movie to these people
>>71239224
>unironically claiming S2 of True Detective was anything other than utter trash
>"pleb filter"
It's amazing that people with absolute shit taste can convince themselves they're intellectually superior. It's kind of like those music hipsters who listen to someone coughing up phlegm for 20 minutes with some generic soundscape in the background and thinking they're of high taste.
>>71239711
sorry then, but it's explained in the extended cut.
a lot of the movie is fleshed out.
>>71239652
its content was considered to shocking for audiences at the time (And it honesty does manage to get under your skin, which is impressive for such an old film), it was blasted by critics and practically ruined the directors career, which is a shame as he was very talented.
>>71239384
No he was talking about the Justice league
>>71239874
Maybe history will vindicate you and some day Snyder will be hailed as the "auteur" he truly is.
Until then you're a contrarian.
>>71239547
>>71239610
This is why everyone loves Disney trash. They expect to be so fucking spoonfed to them to the point where literally every retard on the planet can grasp it. You must hate ambiguity.
>>71239547
Holy fuck you have to be retarded to try and apply this image to art.
If your grandmother can't follow a film it must be bad. Snyder haters are some of the dumbest people on the planet.
>>71239949
im not actually that anon, i just like the film.
However i do also like what ive seen of Snyders films so thanks
>>71239352
that's business
If you're going to try and do the deconstruction shit, then you better have a tight fucking script. Watchmen managed, TDK managed it. I think it was very misguided of Snyder to try and do it, while at the same time trying to force an "extended universe" full of aliens and goofy shit like Green Lantern and Suicide Squad.
It shows some real tone-deafness on Snyder's part. Its like the man is only capable of making one type of movie, and tries to force everything into that mould.
>>71236577
Fucking Eisenberg and his face, like watching the social network again
>>71238815
This is correct.
>>71240019
And if your movie fails to convey its meaning to Grandma, as well as 73% of critics?
i just hope KGBeast isn't dead
he's a way better villain than anything in marvel
>>71240129
>My nigga. jpg
i just fukin hope we see him in his outfit, he has the perfect excuse to wear it now due to the burns and would be great in squad 2 or something.
>>71240106
Doesn't mean shit unless your interpretation of anything is determined entirely by the consensus of others.
>>71240045
>full of aliens and goofy shit like Green Lantern and Suicide Squad.
>It shows some real tone-deafness on Snyder's part
yeah same as in watchmen normal humans punching through walls. It's such a basic thing.
At least if the contrasting shit related to each other in interesting ways (deconstructed nolan-esque crime gritty batman and the reasons behind its aesthetics vs weird fantastical shit)
>>71238815
unironically accurate
>>71237377
i love Barbara
>>71238815
>>71240096
>>71240212
this is pathetic dude
>>71240196
It means that your movie is ineffective. It failed at its only job, which is to convey a message to its audience.
A hack blames the audience for the shortcomings of his work, but even Snyder doesn't do this. Its just you insecure fans.
>>71240260
Not an argument
>>71240270
the goal of every movie isn't to convey some dumbed down message to retards you fucking pleb
it's okay tho stick to disney senpai
The marvelbros are out in full force tonight huh?
>>71240324
the only films stupid enough for them to understand.
>>71240324
The entire board only talks about game of thrones, that should give you a clue
>>71240311
Art has one job, to convey its meaning to the audience.
BvS with its compromised editing, bloated script and tonal inconsistency, did a very poor job of conveying its meaning.
>>71240376
>did a very poor job of conveying its meaning.
To your grandma
>>71240376
>Art has one job, to convey its meaning to the audience.
I still dont understand how Superman knew Batman was going after the Kryptonite shipment and cockblocked Batman.
>>71240426
>green text
>>71235648
HOLY SHAKEY CAM BATMAN
>>71240434
he read the script
>>71235648
OP you are two gay scenes in your kiddiecapeshit to start demanding Trigger Warnings.
top kek
>>71240633
What does he mean by this?
>>71236202
why'd whitey do it
house of cards fan?
>>71235648
I'm more sickened by the shaky cam tbo
How do we remove Snyder and get Ben in the director's chair?
>>71240808
I fucking love this picture
>>71240808
Keep them both doing DC films. We get legit art instead of Disney trash
>nerds sperging about TORRENTS WHUUUURE?!?
>while i have already streamed the 1080p version on my giant tv
Plebs not allowes.
>>71240242
She's not Barbara, she's some STAR Labs character named Jenet Klyburn
http://comicvine.gamespot.com/dr-jenet-klyburn/4005-30761/
>>71236202
would have been cool is Superman save her
>>71236577
....They literally explain that in the original cut of the fucking movie. After Superman fucks him over. He goes into the Batcave. Looks it up on the Batcomputer. Finds out it's at Lexcorp, then he breaks in. Which we don't see.
>>71242371
in what, Tupperware?
>>71238175
why didnt he flew there?
>>71238864
why brand them if sex offenders are treated like shit anyway?
>>71242403
but you get his point, right? It's dramatically tone-deaf.
It works as a frustrating moment for Batman to be pissed at Superman, but that is taken nowhere (and has little dramatic impact - if he got pissed and decided "ok kryptonite time" it'd be one thing, but he was already after it, supes stops him, bruce sees capitol explosion and decides it's stealing time off camera).
>>71242484
it's like a callback to MoS where he pretty much hitchhiked everywhere on foot. Same reason in the OP he takes the ferry, to feel a sense of normalcy.
He may have powers, but he was Clark Kent longer than he was Superman.
>>71237595
>Pin my bitch against a wall
>Start jerking him off as my way of saying "thanks for bein a gud bitch"
>Another bitch hands me a nutrag to clean my hand off
fuck prison life looks great
>>71242617
Unless you're the bitch.
>>71240434
Batman was killing thugs with a tank Supes probably heard all the explosions, the real question is why he didnt stop the kryptonite smuglers
>>71242642
look at that motherfucker fall to the ground out of pure ecstacy
sign me the fuck up
>>71240989
>legit art
a movie about toys punching each other originated from a comic for children
>>71235648
that even two dudes? looks like a generic black woman
>>71242664
Yeah that's the only bit that feels wonky, but it helps that in the UC the bit with the dead crook's girlfriend gave him a reason to warn off Batman and later at the penultimate battle realizes "this fucking idiot isn't going to listen to reason, he needs a show of extreme force."
>>71242552
>walking into a subzero mountain which even the sherpas think he will die
>normalcy
Dcucks delusion
>>71242518
Kinda, because he was already pissed about Superman from events that happened "18 months ago". The events that seemingly pissed him off were the warlords retaliating and the explosion. Seems like he didn't believe there was much of a reason to pursue Supes, but why? Was his track record golden since those events surrounding Zod's invasion and demise?
>>71239087
>"The movie is good, I swear guys! You just don't get it"
>>71239087
This movie really critiques shit films then, seeing as they had a 2:30 example
>>71242770
Because the sherpa knows he's Superman, right?
You are a fucking idiot, who completely missed the point of my post.
>>71242766
it fucking makes no sense, Superman stops Batman but he doesnt stop the bad guys he was going after or even questions what was happening. Snyder let in the chase scene and cut the hijacking kryptonite scene when in fact he should have done the opposite but I guess he though it was "cool"
>>71242847
no I didnt, suck my balls retard
>>71242885
Well it was a good chase scene.
And remember the execs must have been like MORE BATMAN GET MORE BATMAN IN THERE, WHAT'S THIS, CLARK KENT GOES TO GOTHAM IS BATMAN IN ANY OF THOSE SCENES, NO? FUCK YOU CUT THAT!
>>71243019
it was forgettable the hijack scene looks way better and they could have extended it the only reason they put the chase scene is because they need to sell toys and fucking Snyder is a pussy whiped hack who lets executives run over him. Based Nolan would have never allowed shit like that
>>71235879
>>71235879
The Bat. It's the monster everyone sees him as.
>>71237024
I did it once when was like 4, so yes it does happen, especially if it genuinely scares you
>>71240260
>dude
back to normiebook where you belong ya fuckn faggot
>>71235648
so Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice Ultimate Edition is essential LGBT kino?
>>71244704
Of course it is
Wait until Snyder releases the X rated version. We see Cavil fly in to Affleck bat cave
>>71237024
I had a nightmare years ago and I did half sit up and was heavy breathing from the shock of what happened so yes it does happen
>>71237780
Wow this actually looks much better than the basic "shoot the guys in a row" way
>>71235879
>not knowing who Man Bat is
just fucking get off here now
>>71237652
kiss me faggot
>>71244936
LOOK AT THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS!!!!!
>>71245166
Affleck has always had a high hairline though
>>71245166
My hairline is worse and I'm in my 20s. I'm pretty much fucked in my 30s.
Seeing old men with a head full of hair is depressing knowing I lost the genetic lottery
So how do you manage to fuck up a movie with Batman and Superman in the midst of the capeshit craze?
And how did Snyder manage to get away with it?
>>71240946
>>71245435
The theatrical cut is a legit mess, ultimate cut makes more sense.
And the only way it "fucked up" is that it tried to be different from the rest of the competition (which is perfectly acceptable and not grounds for criticism) and because big execs think it should have made more money.
>>71237377
>big-ass screen
>zooming object
>wait lemme wear my glasses first
