Hey /tv/.
You know what's cooler than a million dollars?
>>71219361
Suicide?
Sacking Jerusalem?
Banesposting
>>71219361
You?
>>71219361
ice cold
one million points
>>71221710
YOU
a million dollars and a blowjob
>>71221659
kek
million dollar extreme
lifting
a million dead jews.
>>71219361
Fucking Jessica Biel on a daily basis?
>>71219361
true love
>>71219361
Two million dollars
>>71225931
Superman chose right. I mean, who cares about a wheelbarrow full of money or an X-wing when you can just fly around and punch stuff? I'm pretty sure you'd never have a problem getting a girlfriend either.
>>71219361
THE ICE AGE
>>71226052
Yeah but I feel like there's a burden of responsibility with being Superman, like everyone would fucking hate you if you could do literally anything and then their mom still died of cancer or whatever because that means you chose not to do anything
An X-Wing could be reverse engineered to advance the human race, or at least the country you choose to give it to, literally thousands of years
Thinking the big picture though, true love is not just the worst choice, it's actually horrifically selfish
>>71219361
Being possessed?
>>71225931
i'd still pick true love
>>71219361
nothing
>>71226197
true capekino
literally only plebs hate it
