>>71211587
Azor Jon!
Azor Jon
AzorJon___
I choose violins
1st for Sneks are finally back
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
How come none of the Stark kids look northern except Rob?
>>71214916
What?
Robb looks Tully as fuck
>>71214916
>>71214916
What are northeners supposed to look like
>>71214877
>>71214881
>>71214901
one of these to menisazor ahai
and it isntjon :)
>>71214877
keeps making these things?
how you getting paid for it?
sounds like a nice job to have.
can i get in on it?
its literally the same as whoever keeps making all those fucking Trump Generals in /pol/ in 5 fucking minutes
>>71214912
Don't joke around with shit like that, lad.
>>71214963
So fucking hyped for the Snakes to team up with Dany's army next episode
You want the good storytelling, but you need the bad writing.
>>71214877
I can't be fucked going back and replying to the actual post but rewatching that scene where Rob starts whacking that tree after Ned's death is fucking sad as hell. Literally GOAT tier acting
I miss ramsay
>>71214963
Why? The show has gone to shit long ago so might as well just see some more of best snek.
>>71214916
Because miscast.
For example, Sean Bean while an amazing actor doesn't fit Ned, Benjen's actor Joseph does. And arya was supossed to be an ugly child destined to grow into a amazing beauty when in the show the opposite happened.
The only well casted charactar was Kit, even tho Iwan would've been a better choice when it comes to acting.
Just a little thing tho, Robb wasn't exactly northern looking, he was a tully fucking shit, only Arya and Jon are supossed to look northern.
>>71214972
Sneks x Dany x Arya x Sansa x Yara power team.
Served by their faithful assistant Theon 'sausage is haram' Greyjoy.
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/heres-how-much-money-game-of-thrones-stars-will-ma/1100-6441128/
Guess Jaimie and Dany are safe until mid to late next season.
>>71215011
Merkle should say it begins.
Based Farage should be nowitenz man
Show Me His Body
>>71214997
>when in the show the opposite happened.
It is funny because it's true. Fucking Maisie looking more like a frog every season.
I don't think this semen slurping show is for me guys
From the dusty mesa.
>>71215025
Nope. Tearful Merkel should say now it ends.
>>71214874
>might be stupidest thing I red al dey
Have you read the BRexit results?
>>71214999
Arya?
>>71215028
>>71215011
Damn, Farage has some nice eyes.
>>71215025
>>71215037
>Now it endsin October
>>71215028
>over a year later
>still hasn't let it go
Post early season scenes if they were written by D&D
>Hodor is written out because he's too silly (see Belwas, Moonboy, Patchface etc)
>instead Bran rolls around in some shit and drinks a soup Old Nan made him and gets better - even does some parkour later on
>all of Dany's dialogue replaced with speeches
>a shirtless Tywin barges in at the Twins and personally executes the Red Wedding
>Varys starts all his sentences with "I may not have a cock, but..."
>Stannis has two goat horns growing out of his forehead
>Ramsay is revealed to be the executioner that killed Ned instead of Payne
Bran is azor. Meera is neesa. He must give up love to end suffering.
In the end it was all in his head.
>dont mind me, just browsing /tv/ for opinions that we will later do the opposite of
>>71215063
>Season finale
>50 years have passed
>An aged Dany sits on the Iron Throne ruling a prosperous, happy kingdom
>Everybody lives in peace and harmony; there hasn't been even a single murder in 30 years
>Stannisfags STILL convinced that he's alive somewhere and will take the Iron Throne
First for /got/ and butt stuff
>>71214997
Kit looks dornish though
>>71214997
Nikolai Coster Waldau is absolutely perfect as Jaime
>>71215053
Cameron is real life Stannis.
>religious for show, but actually atheist
>some kids are ill, some are dead
>Always try to do the right thing, what the people want
>They don't want you. They don't love you
>They love foreign usurpers and idiots
>Your reign is brittle
>Your reign is ending
>Tried to safe the Kingdom, but they rather split up, even after you saved their ass. You let the immigrants in, want peace and make all happy. You spend your life force to juggle their needs and make all happy.
>They still want foreign blondes
>You resign
>>71215101
No, Kit is white.
>>71215092
>Dany
>prosperous kingdom
I don't even believe in Stannis coming back, but put some more convincing pasta.
>>71215090
thank god, most opinions here are shit
>>71215132
This is D&D we're talking about.
>>71215121
>Stannis
>Always try to do the right thing, what the people want
He had no fucking idea what the people wanted
>>71215121
Don't you compare Stannis to that fucking slimy weakling.
>>71215125
>Kit is white
>>71215149
>Argentinians are white
>>71215146
He knew they didn't want him
>>71215092
Whenever I see "Azor" I now think "Butt Stuff"
>ruined by /got/don't mind it, only 1 week left anyway
>>71215092
kek
>>71214997
>area was supposed to grow up beautiful.
yeah, and what exactly happened?
How do you hide your powerlevel when you talk to normies about GoT?
>>71215101
Kit is pale white, with the starks long face.
>>71215119
Yes he does, he's one of the few casting choices that made absolute sense.
>>71215175
Brit genes
how many more seasons will Game of thrones have?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFK0yG8xG5I
How can the sparrows write something so beautiful? It's amazing
>>71215175
She has a good body but has the face of a frog and no sense of fashion.
Also
>Area
>>71215224
Two
>>71215184
>>71215149
Post yourself, my aryan friend, so we can see what a true white man looks like
>>71214877
they're all so hideous compared to Ellie
>>71215184
Make sure you don't mention anybody by their name. Normies don't actually know any of the character's names
>>71214877
what if Margery survives and fuggs Jamie with Cersei's blessings? that is acceptable, rite?
>>71215071
>>71215140
All of them
>>71215184
I don't, myself. I do talk about the books' differences and some stuff that's obscure to the average show watcher (Rhaegar and Lyanna, Azor Ahai, etc), but I keep my most autistic gripes to myself and stay humble, so they don't mind much.
>>71215224
Two, not nearly enough to make a good ending, books will have the true ending if GRRM stop being a lazzy cunt and finish them, what i'm 95% sure he won't do.
>>71215249
Damn she's cute
>>71215249
Ellie has that normal girl face and beauty...
It's funny how it suits some girls better than others, Emillia is the same way and isn't nealy as pretty.
>>71215175
yummy
>>71215184
I don't.
>Tyrion tells Danny not to trust Greyjoys even though back in s1 he gave him shit for sticking close to Starks
>Tyrion said Theon was unoriginal for calling him imp even though Tyrion mentions his cock jokes to everyone and acted like shit for no reason when Theon was nice to him back in s1
I FUCKING HATE MEMEDWARF
Top Girl Rankings:
5. Gilly
4. Ros
3. Missandei
2. Dany
1.Waifu
>>71215095
Emilia seconds
>>71215227
because they are the good guys ?
>>71215347
Yeeessss.
>>71215353
>religion
>good
pick one you conservative scum
>>71215342
1. myranda
>>71215337
theon didnt really insult tyrion's height, he just called him imp which is a common nickname for him.
>>71215353
>Taking a relligion literally and acting in it's laws in extreme ways.
>Not even picking the right religion to do it.
>Not even picking a religion that at least has somekind of proof or point to it.
Please
The faith of the seven is pathetic and so are their followers, Old Gods and R'hllor are the only religions worth even taking seriously, the Seven are a lie.
>>71215028
Honestly at this point I'm just hoping they'll stop shitting on him every episode by either mentioning that he's dead, that he fucked up or that he's dead because he fucked up. Leave him alone, it's been a year.
Is the North the equivalent of Britain? Are they going to have a Westeros Exit?
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>71215398
>It's a leftist shows up in a GOT thread to tip his fedora and tell everyone how they are racist
Carl pls.
Post early season scenes if they were written by D&D
>Hodor is written out because he's too silly (see Belwas, Moonboy, Patchface etc)
>instead Bran rolls around in some shit and drinks a soup Old Nan made him and gets better - even does some parkour later on
>all of Dany's dialogue replaced with speeches
>a shirtless Tywin barges in at the Twins and personally executes the Red Wedding
>Varys starts all his sentences with "I may not have a cock, but..."
>Stannis has two goat horns growing out of his forehead
>Ramsay is revealed to be the executioner that killed Ned instead of Payne
>>71215279
A Dream of Spring isn't meant to happen, that's his plan. He knows that whatever he comes up with, no matter how good it is, a ton of people will hate it, be disappointed, and the mysteries will all die. That's why he's been releasing the books so slowly - he plans to die before he could write it.
The fat man will pack The Winds of Winter to the brim with unsolved mysteries, cliffhangers, and clues, then kick the bucket lazing at home with burgers in his belly and no answers for the readers' questions. This way, they can theorize and speculate forever. ASoIaF's ending will become one of the world's greatest puzzles as George R. R. Martin laughs down there in his extra-large coffin.
FROM THE DUSTY MAISIE
>>71215474
whats up with her calves
>>71215470
>Bran warged into Jaime to make him push himself out of the window so he could become TER
oh wait that happened
>>71215342
S H I T T A S T E
S
H
I
T
T
A
S
T
E
>5 - Sansa
>4 - Margaery
>3 - Ros
>2 - Missandei
>1 - Ygritte
Spoilers for this episode yet?
>>71215470
Viserys has dragons at the beginning. He mistreats them and Dany takes control. She has the dragons burn him alive.
Dany kills Drogo and takes his khalasar when he tries to rape her
>>71215347
>>71215474
She's flexing.
>>71215502
MUSCLE GAMS
>>71215505
Honestly, I could totally see them writing a scene where Bran time travels back and inadvertently alerts Cersei to the fact that past Bran's watching them, thus causing his own crippling. And when I say "them",I mean D&D and GRRM both.
>>71215474
>those fucking calves
any more lewd maisie pics?
>>71215428
They did so much good things though, they stood for the poor when no one else did, they taught humility to the corrupt rulers. I don't condone the way they treat their prisoners but their good deeds outnumber the bad ones.
>>71215474
god it's like her head's not on right
>>71215513
You're late buddy.
Key points:
>Cersei destroys the sept of baelor with wildfire.
>Jon is crowned king in the north, possible conflict between him and Sansa.
>Davos finally takes action agains't Melissandre, unclear wich side Jon takes.
>Petyr gives him the Letter that confirms who his parents are.
>End of tower of Joy
The finest beauty in WesteRos
>>71215506
>5 Waifu
>4 Mel
>3 Marg
>2 Roslin
>1 Ygritte
>>71215528
>>71215175
p good body, but does she have a phat butt
WAIT
SO IF THE NIGHT'S KING ENTERS WINTERFELL HE WILL THEN REVIVE LYANNA, NED AND RICKON AS WIGHTS?
>>71215573
All thos feces in the hall of feces an I chus dis
>>71215224
>>71215234
>>71215235
>>71215279
what?
They've said season 7 will be the last season and it won't even be a full 10 episodes. The end is near piggies
>>71214877
Sorry, no more North for you.
>>71215602
Yes, this along with nearly every single Stark in history since GRRM makes such a big point that everyone is in that tomb
>>71215620
>banned by muslims
kek'd
>>71215615
They said two more seasons of 7 and 6 episodes each one.
>>71214937
It's like they rhyme
>>71215636
That's a good ass
>>71215623
Ned's bones never made it home in the books. They were transported to Winterfell but got lost on the way there because of the war.
>>71215650
Post all the Kit Manletington pics
>Angela Merkel is nothing to me, nor Tusk neither. Why should they rule over me and mine, from some flowery seat in Germany or Belgium?
>>71215279
>>71215473
Friendly reminder that ADOS will never be released.
Think about it. GRRM knows that no matter what ending he makes, it will never be perfect and many people will hate it so how do you make sure that doesn't happen? Don't end it.
It's perfect, genius even. All he has to do is drop so many hints to so many different endings throughout his next book (the way he does in his other books) and then never end it. Then he'll die and have his notes burned.
People will spend years trying to figure out what the ending was going to be by toiling through his texts to make try make sense of all the foreshadowing and hints. Hundreds of theories will pop up and be discussed and books will go down in history, although for slightly bad reasons.
That way, everyone gets the ending they want and the fat man will have the last laugh.
>>71215636
better than I expected
>>71215718
This is obviously pasta, but true. Don't get b8ed too hard lads.
>HBO spend most of budget on fodder for Arya, Sansa and Denny
>John never met incoming hordes from Essos on shore of frozen Blackwater river like here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCr7y4SLhck
>>71214877
tfw i want to doot all 3 of their pussies
I love this.
Independence worked out well for the Iron Islands.
>>71215780
It'll always be a classic
>dat Christina Applegate Cersei
>>71215780
Literally worse than sneaky Littlefinger
>>71215797
So the fleet's sailed off, probably with most of their troops; and Euron's left with his losers who are largely stuck on land. Wouldn't this be a perfect time to go invade and fuck those losers up once and for all?
>>71215803
Who the fuck are these aliens?
>>71215528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnoEbruQFiE
Terrifying. How does a person's face become that way?
>>71215702
Do you even understand what the EU is? The EU is not a United States situation with a state leaving.
somehow..Americans.
>>71215803
>>71215814
>>71215121
Cameron is a fuckwit
Also stannis never fucked a pig
>>71215837
They're these things called "girls", anon.
>>71215880
are you sure
>>71215780
And I love this.
To each their own.
>>71215884
Fucking terrifying.
>>71215897
Boy George she looks like a man
>>71215897
404: ass not found
>>71215893
>That
>a pig
Not enough meat, m8
I was wondering why she didn't make wind chime noises when they found her hanged corpse.
>>71215913
Isn't she grand?
>>71215897
>>71215941
>>71214916
Because they're Tully shits
>>71215955
Don't forget this one too.
>>71215893
>>71215893
Both of you are plebs, she looks better than the supposed most beautiful woman in the world.
>Arthur Dayne stabs Dawn on the ground, leaving it there
>Uses a a bastard sword instead
>Ned vs Dayne
>Dayne disarms Ned
>Throws his sword at Ned's feet
>"I'm not striking an unarmed man, Lord Stark, pick it up!"
>Ned picks the sword up
>Dayne pulls dawn out of the ground
>"youll die as you lived"
>>71214976
Hes been gone for like 5 days
I miss oberyn, thats who i miss
>>71215981
>30 tons of makeup
>15 different photoshop cleanup sessions and filters
Oh yeah, you sure showed us.
"I pray for a glimpse of Azor Ahai, and R'hllor shows me only Snow.”
- Melisandre
So.... Who dies on Sunday?
>>71216026
You're just being silly.. It's cool. Here's your (you). Besides, I like it that not everyone likes her.
>>71215646
every shot is so dense.
>>71216029
GRRM
>>71216053
I don't mind if someone likes Sophie Turner.
I just dislike it when people pretend like she's some great looking girl.
Whatever happened to the "Guest Homicide is very Bad" arc.
It was hyped so much a few episodes after the red wedding.
But what the fuck did we get?
>Houses in Winterfell seem to forget Boltons was part of the Red Wedding mass murder.
>Half of them fucking supported the Boltons.
>HURDURR WE ALL REMMEBURR YOUR BROTHER ROBB LED THEM TO THEIR DEATHS, NOT THE BIT WHERE THE BOLTONS WAS PARTY TO THE MURDER OF OUR RELATIVES IN A MOST HENIOUS FASHION IN OUR CULTURE.
WTF.
>>71216029
Tommen.
>>71215636
good fucking lord, what's this from?
please tell me there's more
>>71216090
Dorne kinslaying, Iron Islands kinslaying, Bolton kinslaying, nothing matters anymore. There are no consequences for actions unless the plot requires it.
Myrcella murdered, yet this has not been mentioned after the first episode. It's hilarious.
>>71216090
Apparently it's a well guarded secret. No-one besides those responsible really know the boltons were part of it. Look at fat walda getting killed.
Roose probably fed frey some bs as to how his daughter and heir died.
>>71216141
nothing matters anymore
It never did, Karl. Remember?
>>71215474
THOSE LEGS HNGGGGG
>>71216137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnQZFoNsJ68
some 'prank' she did for s6 promotion
>>71215092
>Dany
>prosperous kingdom
Not likely. She's gonna eat all the food, and everyone will starve.
hey /got/
i haven't watched the show in a very long time but lately whenever I see the generals on page 0 I expand them and read the posts. i used to strongly avoid them and had keywords filtered to avoid spoilers. thanks for reading my blog. feel free to ask my anything
>>71215506
Do you folks actually see something sexual about Missandei? I find her boring as fuck. Even Daenerys would be better.
>>71216280
she's got amazing tits
>>71215636
i need to impregnate her
>>71216280
Agreed and I usually have nothing against black girls
>>71216280
Missandei is horrible.
Her actress is cute milk chocolate.
>>71215095
She's got a mouth like a truck driver.
>>71215071
>ramsay is revealed to be the executioner that killed ned
Lel
>>71216358
*mouth to drive a truck into
FTFY. If you know what I meme.
>>71216029
He should've just crawled because ranged weapons have disadvantage against prone targets.
>>71215955
I feel embarrassed for her in that pic. Babby's first make-up
>>71214877
marry/fuck/kill
what a spunk munk
You can marry one girl from GoT (character, not actress).
Who do you pick?
I pick Meera.
>Yes well done Lady Sandra well done
>HOWEVER
What did she mean by this?
>>71215249
she's cute because she looks like a boy
>>71215426
>>71215506
>>71215594
>>71216280
>>71216299
>>71216325
>>71216342
>sweet
>knows how to whisper in your ear
>open-minded, happy to indulge your favourite fetishes
>fit, young and agile
Not even a Smirkfag, but you have to admit Margaery would be the best lay by far.
>>71216430
bobby b genes 4 lyfe
>>71216436
How does this little girl get to unilaterally decide who gets Winterfell and the North?
>>71216021
Only good thing from S4.
>>71216222
How is this a prank? And what makes these people "ultimate" fans?
>only man with a living direwolf
>youngest lord commander of the nights watch
>climbed the wall
>killed white walkers
>shocked the night king
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time
ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW
>>71216480
donkeyfucker
>>71216430
>cute
>lods a mone
>>71216430
Marge, because she's a pervert and a pedophile and I like those qualities in a woman.
>>71216416
>current year
>believing thats maisie
shiggity wiggity
Stark?
>>71216535
>youngest lord commander of the nights watch
They elected a 10 year as commander once. because they're actual madmen
HOLY SHIT WHY IS /TV/ SO FUCKING DEAD
>>71216600
what do you expect this early in the morning
>>71216600
The Leave voters are out celebrating, and the Remain voters have killed themselves.
>>71216390
Not the way long-range archery works.
>>71216600
It's national holiday in a lot of countries.
>>71216029
>>71216390
I can't decide who's stupider, Rickon, Ramsay, Jon, the writers, or the people who complain about this.
>IF RICKON HAD TRIED ANY FUCKERY RAMSAY'S ARCHERS WOULD HAVE MOWED HIM DOWN
>RAMSAY WASTED HIS MOST VALUABLE ASSET ON SLIGHTLY AGGRAVATING JON
>JON KILLED THOUSANDS BY FALLING FOR RAMSAY'S BULLSHIT
>NO ONE IN RAMSAY'S ARMY DIDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH HIM MURDERING A DEFENSELESS CHILD STARK HEIR IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES
>>71216600
4chanexit
>>71216440
what do you mean by "looks like a boy"
>>71216430
>>71216730
what an uggo
Which GoT actors voted leave?
>>71216745
based bran
>>71215474
Maise has the best feet
>>71216633
Clearly is.
>>71216430
Visenya.
>>71216691
The plot pretty much relies on the fact that most characters are retarded
>No one has mentioned Myrcella or Dorne since the first episodes
>Vale army sneaked all the way to the north without anyone noticing
>No one questions why the LC of night's watch is rallying men to fight against the Boltons
>3ER didn't tell Bran not to access the weirwood.net alone
I'm sure there are more examples
>>71216762
to bad her face is fucked beyond repair
>>71216762
What feet?
>>71216762
2small
I hate the 3mb limit
>>71216847
Lel
Could possibly be even funnier with Bran's bad archery from S1E1 instead
I dreamed that the WW won the "long night" and killed all of dany's dragons(they were overcome by the Wights)
Will it happen, /tv/?
>>71215646
it's pottery
>>71216892
targ masterrace
The warden of the South
>>71216026
women in glamor shots are basically just cartoons
>>71216765
>D&D
>D&D
But you didn't tell me it was pottery.
>>71216090
because having a sensical plot is fucking boring.
normies just want to see dragons and battles duh
>>71216982
Jon x Margaery when?
>>71216430
Bran
>>71216691
No one mentions the fact that Sansa almost got Jon and everyone killed because she choose not to mention she had a SECRET ARMY ON THE WAY? She choose not to tell anyone about Littlefinger and the Vale? Wtf?
Also, LF WENT FROM THE NORTH, PAST THE BOLTON'S BACK TO THE VALE WITHOUT HARM? BRE WENT FROM THE WALL TO RIVERRUN WITH NO TROUBLE? WHERE THE FUCK IS WINTER? WHY CAN EVERYONE TELEPORT NOW?
Seriously, watching this show makes my head hurt, especially with Arya pussying out and not killing some random because i don't even fucking know anymore.
>>71217026
She could legitimize Jon
who is the warden of the east ?
>>71216516
she went into a nerdy comic book store that sells magic the gathering cards to meet some neckbeard fans and pretended to be excited about it... that's the prank
>>71216892
Post full size next time.
>>71216982
you can't work out in those clothes this photoshoot is just silly
>well you couldn't be any worse then you look
he looks undead thorne
>>71217047
>>71216982
well, my south is whardering, if you catch my drift
>>71216745
King in the North confirmed
>>71217047
Sweetrobin I guess
>>71216847
Those banners are gorgeous. I wish HBO's hit series, Game of Thrones, had more color in it.
>>71216487
>it'll be badass xD
literally reason for every decision made by writers
>>71216847
Is this your OC?
>>71217047
Khaleesi
>>71215464
>cuckservative
>calling anyone a fedora tipper
kek
>>71216892
>>71217050
>tfw Rhaenys was tortured to death by the Ullers after they killed her dragon
I'm really starting to like these guys
>>71216948
>mfw Dany's dragons are lost to some NK fell magic
>>71217056
What about these clothes?
>>71217079
No
>>71214937
sheer pottery
RIP Margaery. You'll be missed
>>71217043
God damn, Kit looks like such a caveman
He should have been in those Geico commercials
>>71216847
>>71216905
bran/arya?
>>71217087
yeah
>>71217085
That's what you get with Americans portraying a (pseudo)medieval world.
>>71215780
except Jaime pushed him off with his right hand
>>71217105
possible but the fall likely did the job
>>71217110
>tfwywn be a bicycle seat she rides every day
>>71214877
Yes yes, well done, plebbitors. Well done, plebbitors.
However
