When i go see movies my ass begins hurting really really really bad about 1 hour in. I get so uncomfortable that sometimes i need to go for a walk or lie on ground.
Does anyone else experience this?
>>71188314
Hank Hill has experienced it.
Why not bring a cushion in a tote bag?
People will just assume it's your lobster.
I'm M.O.D.O.K.
>>71188430
Well my theater has no sungles policy so its already hard enough to get in. Bringing a bag with me will just be more suspicious.
>>71188314
>You just know!
>>71188480
I'd honestly love to see a theater that had a no singles policy
>>71188528
Mine does. Its in Ottawa. Wednesday is Singles day. Rest of week you need 2 or more people to be admitted in theater.
Only way around this is by sneaking in or being handicap
>>71188314
I can't help but wonder what their sex would be like
>>71188314
Look at her left hand shes trying to pull out his air tube
>>71188314
Me on the right.
>>71188726
Having that giant face rubbing all over your pussy would probably feel pretty good
What board does he browse
>>71188606
Can you fake potato?
>>71188821
/fit/
>>71188821
/pol/, he appears to be mentally handicapped.
>>71188314
MODOK!!
>>71188821
/pol/
>>71188314
Marvel need tto hire this guy for Modok ASAP. he would be amazing and get him some nice cash.
>>71188821
/fa/
Look at this nigga with the scarf and lil jordans looking all handsome and shit
>>71188314
her feet are from another world
>>71188606
Why in the hell would they do that?
>>71188821
looks like the type who makes his own
>>71188314
That little misshapen potato is probably an alpha-plus psyker.
Call the Grey Knights!
lose weight, you fat fuck
>>71188821
/n/
>>71189097
Who is that qt on the left? Tell me now please.
>>71189090
prevents lone gunmen from entering
>>71189097
took me a minute
>>71189269
So they can go in pairs?
>>71189269
That's not really the reason is it? That'd be hilarious.
>>71189090
Because he's lying and it's a dumb meme.
>>71189267
victoria justice, you hermit
>>71189178
Kys dweeb
>>71188469
>>71188314
I used to always experience this, until I bought myself a pair of Pilko Pump Pants. Now I can sit for hours comfortably!
>>71189269
that's actually pretty cool, like a high tech barbarism.
>in the year 2016
>one man decided he had enough
>will he make it to the theater...
>alive?
>>71188766
I don't really doubt that's her actual intentions (not to literally murder him, but for him to die) and she's doing it subconsciously
>>71189097
>>71188726
THIS IS GOING TO BE FAP NUMBER 4 TODAY
>>71189097
i didnt understand pls explain
>>71189042
garbage fetish
>inb4 hivemind
>>71189267
Miley cyrus
>>71189370
>being this triggered
>>71189482
>
>>71189573
newfags
>>71188314
You may have hemorrhoids, my tripfagging friend. Go see your local proctologist.
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>>71188314
>Look at me, Hector
>>71188726
You beat me to it.
>>71189625
Gain height nerd
>>71189659
Shut it dweeb
>>71189645
What are hemrroids?
>>71189113
lel
>>71188314
Never knew she was a Marvel fan
>>71188314
>thanks for not aborting me
>>71188314
Me on the right
>>71189758
>this projection
>>71189793
Little inflamed veins and arteries around your butthole
>>71189890
Sorry lil guy ur gunna have to speak up i cant hear ya from all the way down there
>>71189951
>he actually has a collage called mf.jpg especially for this occasion
>>71190031
Kys ya vertically challenged manlet dweeb
>>71190134
>that pic
lel
>>71190031
>he doesn't
Go be a manlet faggot someplace else.
>>71190223
>>71190156
This
>>71189951
would've been more triggering if it had gay men pointing and laughing.
whoever made that didn't consider their audience.
>>71190284
I can assure you I’ve grown more than most people will in the more important categories.
Eh, maybe not in the height department but I can assure you I’ve grown more than most people will in the more important categories.
My intelligence, for example, has grown to the point where I am now a revered member of my local MENSA branch and have astonished many learned experts in various scientifical fields with insights formed after only a cursory glance at their field of study. I read the entire works of authors such as James Joyce, Albert Camus, Stephen King and George Orwell before my teenage years. I was awarded a delta for the first CMV post I ever made, and I only really argue with people on Reddit for my own amusement.
Perhaps you’d like to hear about my stunning and exponential growth in the weights room, too? How about my success with maidens from all over Europe?
You probably like to make jokes about your height at my expense because it’s the only thing you have going for you. So yeah, you might be taller than me, but at the end of the day, do I care? No. I have more important things to worry about, like the one million word novel I’m currently writing, adding to my $50,000 wardrobe, or adding to my impressive list of bullet hell game regional hiscores.
>>71190421
This copypasta cause I've never seen this one before?
>>71190511
No.
>>71188314
Is your wallet in your back pocket? I had random shooting pains for a while in my glutes, leg and groin area. Wallet in back pocket can irritate sciatic nerve and cause discomfort. Try putting your wallet elsewhere(front pocket, jacket, etc)
>>71190692
Im a NEET i dont carry wallet
>>71190735
Maybe really try losing that weight then
>>71188314
Maybe you're like Hank Hill and have no ass.
Also I love Victoria Justice.
>>71188314
I experience terrible back pain, but I rarely go to the cinema so it's no big deal.
>>71190832
Kys dweeb i used to be a tier 1 athlete for a prestigious uni
>>71190735
Well then put your tendies in the front pocket
>>71190985
>tendies
second time today I've hear a brit say that...
brits approaching "nuke their ass" tier in my book, and my book is as good as gold!
>>71188314
my ass gets scorching hot after sitting anywhere for fifteen minutes, it's fucking frustrating as hell
>>71189097
>>71190977
>used to be
I'm not terribly obese but I sit for upwards of six hours a day + hairy ass = massive pilonidal cyst.
Had to have surgery to remove it and 7 years later its coming back so I have to apply bikini shave line gel to my ass crack.
its emasculating af
>>71191103
I weigh like 71 kilos too, wtf anons
I was born with bladder exstrophy and always go to movies alone. AMA
>>71191103
>>71191103
Your ass is in heat, do something about it.
>>71191424
what do you mean, what do I do about it
>>71191179
>massive pilonidal cyst
Just googled that.
There's nothing wrong with shaving down there, anon.
>>71191398
Woah bro, I have that too. What the shit.Do you have a penis? I don't.
>>71191457
>>71191457
>what do you mean
Like when a female dog is in heat.
>>71191596
Where do you live?
>>71191758
Florida. You?
>>71191718
my ass is hot but you is cold nigga
I get this when I go to the theatre. Like a numb/shooting pain that causing you to shift your weight back and forth in the seat to get some relief.
Its to do with the quality of the seating. The human ass was not designed for hour+ sessions sitting on what is nothing but a hard flat board and it get worse if you're tall and cramped in causing your legs to raise slightly putting more pressure over a smaller area. I'm sure in the future seating will have built in ass massaging to help circulation.
>>71188314
Remove the buttplug when you go to the cinema.
>>71191798
Too far away.
>>71191798
>florida
I'm sorry to hear that.
>>71191820
Just trying to help.
>>71191923
Well shit bro. I'm hoping to get the surgery to graft a penis out of my forearm sometime within the next 5 years. You wanna kill yourself as bad as I do?
>>71190421
kek
im saving this pasta
>>71191821
>I'm sure in the future seating will have built in ass massaging to help circulation
I hope they get bird stands really soon, my arm gets tired of holding her for 2+ hours.
>>71191996
>penis out of my forearm
>>71191821
This. Im 6' 3" and the pain is unbearable famm i feel u
>>71190421
Neat pasta
>>71190421
>>71190511
>>71190623
This is my first witnessing of pasta birth. Will feel good if I'm around to see it used again. Maybe need to lurk /fit/ some
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