........WHA HAPPENED?
day tookeh
>>71186828
Well....
>>71186778
honestly if he would just drop 90 pounds he could go back to action kino
i thought it was the body armor that made him look extra fat in the sniper movie but it's really just him being a hippo
>>71186864
He isn't really fat he is just tall
>>71186864
One can snatch only so many birthdays
whens his new flick comin out
is someone gonna stream it
>>71186778
he's undercover as a navy seal
>>71186901
Hey steven
>>71186970
an elephant seal, dont you mean?
bazinga!
>>71186901
one doesnt rule out the other
I feel like when he gets in the pool, all the kids get away from the grease spewing out from his body hair. Mothers quickly snatch their children up and leave before Steven makes his way around the deck, stealing all of the prepacked lunches and snacks.
>>71187071
Sometimes when you are tall you can look chubby when you are normal weight. It just shows more than with a shorter person.
Unfortunately that's also the case for Mr. Segal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM
Y'Know?
Steven Segal probably performs the Heimlich Maneuver on anyone who coughs within earshot
>>71187117
Shut up Steven, your movies suck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I
>>71186778
Richie did Bobby Lupo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E1NFckaDqU
>>71187365
What in the name of allah
Can someone tell me what kind of a toupee he's wearing exactly? I'd really like to get something like that for myself, I think it's a pretty good look.
>>71187478
It's infact not a toupee
>>71187576
What is it then? Can't be transplants, it's way too thick, unless he transplanted his pubic hair and all other body hair up there. He didn't have any hair on the front of his head at all when he was young.
>>71187687
https://youtu.be/dhITLxD595c?t=34s
>>71187741
That director is a fucking saint
![Seagal[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wTES0BO.jpg "Seagal[1].jpg")
>>71187741
Yeah but it's obviously not that anymore, you can literally see actual hair where it didn't use to be.
You can't get this from that with just the stupid spray on shit.I tried
>>71187830
You can, the two and a half man fag who also was gay in the 80s did
>>71187923
You can't, the stupid spray on shit (or powder on shit) just clings to your actual hair, it doesn't create hairs from nothing.
>>71187966
It clings even on the little white fluff. And from that onto itself.
The shit rogane makes you regrow instead of real hair
E A S Y
A
S
Y
>>71187365
>wiping down the bottle
kek what is this kino?
![article-2503892-195F3AB400000578-444_306x441[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fjoPmy6.jpg "article-2503892-195F3AB400000578-444_306x441[1].jpg")
>>71187923
>You can, the two and a half man fag who also was gay in the 80s did
He actually has a hairline though, most likely from transplants. You can fill in the stuff behind it with the powder shit, it actually fills in the bald spot on the back of the head rather well. But it doesn't work for the hairline.
DAY ÞOOK HÖR
>>71188101
Christ, if my hair looked like that and I didn't have the face to pull off a totally shaved look I wouldn't hesitate to get a transplant.
Or fuck it, just grow a beard and shave your head, that usually looks pretty alright as long as you workout.
>>71187117
If you look chubby while being normal wight, then you really are out of shape. Regardless of height.
>>71188297
*weight
the song is actually good!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83dzNGmTCxo
>>71188170
Transplants are 8k.
And what if your beard is just as shitty?
>>71187365
i can't believe he was tapping that in her prime
>>71190084
Why not? Love is strange sometimes.
>>71186862
So all he has to do is lose 90 pounds, stop being a delusional narcissist, learn how to act, and learn how to fight, and he'll be back on top!
>>71187117
Who you trying to convince here m8?
Just embrace being a fat fuck. If you look chubby you are.
>You're in the club with gf
>Seagal comes out of nowhere, spanks your gf's punani and says that your birthday is next
What do?
>>71191438
Choke him out
>>71191260
Actually with people liking movies for how bad they are in this day and age he could find himself a nice little niche. I'd go see a new Seagal movie in theaters just for the novelty
>>71191438
challenge im to a foot race
>>71187211
lol
>>71187293
holy shit nigga how much did you pay for all that
It amazes me how much 4chan talks about balding on every single board, without hesitation. Do you all just have horrible hairlines? I imagine most of you are children, I couldn't imagine being bald and autistic.
>>71191549
t. anon that never saw any of his movies from this decade
Believe me, you wouldn't.
>>71191736
70% of males bald
>>71191736
Steven its okay
No one is judging you
Calm donw
>>71191736
Yeah dude. We are all balding. Seriously.
>>71192312
But that's good
>>71191720
A lot of motherfucker birthdays
>>71191736
It attracts insecure people, why do you think there are so many threads about height
So what do you guys think of Steven's new movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz_TIl_TgpY
>>71192743
Perfect movie.
>>71186778
Hes just a cook
>>71191438
EASY
EASY
>>71192487I still don't know what did he mean by that.
>>71188170
whats up with the bald/beard meme
>>71192818
Iron sights?
