ITT: Times you acted like the Joker
>>71180947
I had my sister suck my dick and then told her it was a prank once I came in her mouth
Ivonce went to bathroom shit but I never came back while
I once put a single skittle into a giant bowl of m&m's! HAHA HAHA I'M SO TWISTED! SOMETIMES I JUST GO BERSERK!
Whoever eats that skittle is gonna flip.
>reddit is posting on /tv/ again
>>71180947
I once shook up a can of pop and put it back in the cooler box.
Was always more of a Lex Luthor guy, but stricken with poverty.
I bought an icecream yesterday and dropped the wrapper on the ground
I browse reddit and accuse others on /tv/ of being redditors
>>71180992
MOM'S
>>71180998
Why though? You should just go back
I drank the last bit of water from the jar in the fridge and didn't refill the jar.
>>71181007
& too be honest.. Batman is in no way could compete with the likes of Lex's power level.
>>71181046
>It's a third shift drunk on his last leg episode
>>71180998
>funposting is sreddit
Is this what newfags actually believe?
>>71181098
Pitcher whatever. Its still a jar.
I ONCE ROLLED MY EYES WHEN MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM THAT'LL REALLY MAKE HER FREAAAAAAK
>>71181148
I use recycled Ocean Spray "bottles".
>>71181148
>Its still a jar.
You'd better go back to the kitchen and close it, then.
Put salt in the sugar shaker.
>'have a nice day'
>don't
Is this movie going to make me hate Leto.
Between Jordan Catallano & the gay transgender, not so sure he could make me do it, but this all sounds so awful.
Disregarding that band he's in of course. Even so I did like that one song with the Shinning homage video.
>>71181221
devilish
>>71181204
He can't, his refrigerator is running
>go to Slipknot show
>wearing Mushroomhead shirt
>>71181204
wew
put brown sugar in a granulated sugar bag
Added Contraceptive pills in Male roommate's daily coffee for a while.
>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>i don't
>>71180947
>ITT: Tired unfunny memes.
>Someone say something to me
>I hear it
>Say "what?"
>Constantly making unsheathing gestures so my enemies lower their guard
>I don't even own scabbard
>>71181475
>>71181449
>>71181263
>cancer found the meme thread
>>71181535
Dumb dumb frog poster poster
>Piss inside my shit jug
>Make mommy clean it
LOCK ME UP
ITT meme parasites from reddit that came after 2013 try to ape itt times you acted like the driver for upvotes
>>71181411
Nice.
>>71182134
WHO ARE YOU?
>>71182192
I once cooked some soup for my friends and when they wrent looking i blew my nose into the pot
I farted very loudly in front of my friend while she was talking to me. She paused mid-sentence and was like "REALLY? REALLY ANON?!" while I sort of just laughed. Is that something joker would do? Come to think of it it seems like more of a Wario move.
I once called my mom while she was at work and said that I was pregnant.
She came home immediately.
But she didn't know I wasn't really pregnant!
Mom actually freaked out! Hahaha!She still made me get an abortion.
>e-date some girl from r9k
>she suddenly starts distancing herself from me
>talking to her ex a lot
>assume she just used me or something
>get mad
>post her nudes and face everywhere
>she starts saying how she misses me after the fact
>finds out I posted her face and nudes everywhere
>hates me
Never ever ever trust a female from r9k. No matter how innocent they try to pretend to be, they'll send nudes and slam their gut lockers with a baseball bat for anybody.
>>71180947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs
I poured salt into a sugar container at a restaurant.
>>71182479
>girl
>/r9k/
Mentally ill trannies aren't real women.
>Send the Navy SEAL pasta by mail to my enemies to intimidate them.
>I'm actually in the Marine Corps.
HAHAHHEHE HOHI HAAAA
>go to gym
>chest day
>decline bench press
>do it any way
I get McDonald's for lunch every day and eat it sitting inside a gym. I make sure to sit in front of a fan so everyone can smell it
sometimes i run a red light when there is no other traffic around. makes me feel gangster as shit.
>>71180992
Thats nothing. I regularly mix a whole bag is skittles with a whole bag of m&ms. I call it the "s&m"
>>71182576
She wasn't a tranny. She was some tripfag that used to post, as was I. She stopped posting once everybody found out her nudes were leaked though. I'm pretty sure she posted my dick but I guess most people don't care about guy nudes, especially on 4chan, so it wasn't a big thing.
>>71180947
Every once in a while I writes post using my penis and tell noone about it
>>71182603
>I'm actually in the Marine Corps.
If this is true then be sure to give your best "Mom's gonna freak" and Joker laugh when you're in the face of war. I want our enemies to know they're going against the Joker.
>>71182786
Will do.
>>71182603
please kill as many sandniggers as you can m8. thanks.
I pushed a girl out of a tree we were climbing just to see what would happen. She broke her arm
>>71183005
the joker would never do such a thing, edgy motherfucker.
>"All hell broke loose on set that day", said costume designer Kate Hawley. "I had prepared all the characters' costumes for this really big action scene David was supposed to shoot the next day, we were on a really tight schedule, the crew worked hard overnight to get the pyrotechnics ready. But when the actors showed up in the morning, ready for fitting, I heard Margot screaming in panic. She was completely freaked out. Harley's white tee-shirt looked green-ish. Jared showed up in the middle of the night and did a laundry while mixing colors. He didn't even fold it properly afterwards, it was just rolled into a ball. It was absolutely insane."
>>71183515
>>71182508
Why you paint your face, bro?
>>71180998
>acusses people of coming from reddit
holy shit leto, please stop
I threw popcorn at someone in front of me in the theater. They looked back and I suggested it was the person next to me who did it. LOCK ME UP, BECAUSE I'LL DO IT AGAIN HAHAHAHAHz
>>71180998
Reddit has the kind of userbase that would praise The Joker unironically, though.
I made a joke once and one guy laugh
I`m such a joker, guys
One day I used mom`s make up and she saw me. I had make up, and mom freaked out, so that`s two things
this scary bitch every time she "smiles", boy putting on makeup is hard!
> UK referendum is today
> Don't vote
I switched the decaf and regular coffee pots at work
>>71186354
spookyfu
>I act devilish instead of like the joker
>>71186998
Heresy
>>71181003
>pop
>not fizzy water
>Mom said I needed to go to bed around 11:00pm
>She went to bed
>Ended up going to bed at around 1:00am
>go to vote on the EU referendum
>'Do you have your voting registration card? It will save time'
>say no
>actually do have it
i tattoed a dick on my face and then deleted my facebook!
Told my GF I was buying her an ice coffee, but actually got her a hot coffee - she didn't notice until she had a sip! She F R E A K E D
>>71180947
My sister loves greek yogurt, so as a prank, I emptied her tub of greek yogurt and filled it with mayonnaise!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzpWJx3I2DY
Jesus what a shit thread
>>71192149
>Let's bump the dying thread I think is shit
M A D M A N
I didnt call my mom this week
>>71192283
How could you...
>>71186858
They aren't color coded?
I suspect you didn't act like the joker at all anon
>>71182603
Thank you for your service.
>>71193278
You're welcome, however it was all a lie. Not a Marine, not even American.
I'm really just a Mexican posting from my phone.
JAJAJAJEJE JOJI JAJAJA
I torrented a movie..
AND DIDNT SEED
>>71180998
Jesus Christ you don't need to tell everyone what you're doing
