ITT: Actors and actresses who don't use their real names
Real name Michael Douglas.
Inb4 Herschlag
And his dad
Olivia Cockburn
>>71158909
So close!
Real name Paul Brown.
Maurice Micklewhite
Her full name is Ellen Grace Philpotts-Page
David McDonald
Leo Jacoby.
Zachary Levi Pugh
Mлaдeн Ђopђe Ceкyлoвић
>>71159283
>tfw you are distantly related to him
Aidan Murphy
>>71159300
>Ed Hardy
Chloe Hosterman
>>71159395
I want to corrupt her.
>>71159440
What the fuck? That's an awesome name!
>>71159481
He changed it to a unisex name to help his bookings when he was a stand-up.
Nigger
Patricia Rooney Mara
>Patricia-Rooney
>>71159561
Maaaaaaan, I wanna be Eric Bishop now!
Laura Witherspoon
>>71159575
Katherine Rooney Mara
>>71159481
>>71159561
>>71159634
Eric Bishop:
>Sounds like a bad ass comic book character
>Respectable, tough sounding
>You picture someone who looks like Blade
Jamie Foxx:
>Sounds like the fake name a guy gives when he directs 1970's blacksploitation porn
>You picture a guy with greased back hair and a gap tooth, or a stripper
Eric Bishop is the GOAT alias.
Michael A. Fox
>>71159707
>Eric Bishop is the GOAT alias.
I'm using that from now on, Foxx ya big dummy...
Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi.
John Nicholson
>>71159561
Jamie Foxx is such a stripper name
>>71159707
Eric Bishop P.I
Carlos Norris
Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland
Ronald Walken
>>71159880
>Eric Bishop will return in 'The Corruption of Atlantis'
Idrissa Akuna Elba
John Adedayo Adegboyega
>>71159991
TUNA AKUNA
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>>71159880
Jamie Foxx: Blackalicious Pimp
>>71159991
>Idrissa Akuna Elba
>Akuna
>Idrissa Akuna Matata Elba
Albert Einstein
>>71159950
So he uses his name?
>>71159442
too late sempai, she has leaked nudes.
>>71160111
Kek'd and check'd.
>>71160091
O RLY
Lisa Munn
>>71160170
fucking ooga booga nig nogs
>>71159440
jesus christ that hairline
what is every jew in hollywood
>>71159847
>mfw this is real
fucking mudslimes
>>71160061
>mfw that guy from Taxi Driver was in Drive
>mfw i have no face
tom cruise
natalie portman
jason alexander
louis ck
nicholas cage
andrew lincoln
>>71158992
Seriously? Who would ever willingly change their name to Booterbottom Clementine
Caryn Johnson
>>71159951
I like Ron Walken better than Christopher.
He's memorable as fuck anyway, didn't need to change anything.
Walter Willis
>>71161083
mfw he's one of the most well regarded stand up comedians that ever lived and you're a fucking idiot
Allen Grammer
Cornelius Crane Chase
>>71159707
Either Eric Bishop or John Miller
Annie Hallmeta as fuck desu
>>71158609
>>71158609
>Rearrange the letters in Vin Diesl and you spell "I End Lives"
Pretty good choice in name there Mark.
>/tv/ is the living breathing reason why Jews need to change their names
>/tv/ thinks they're savvy or they've won some sort of victory by finding out that a Jew changed their name
>>71159747
>changing your middle initial to a letter that sounds just slightly different
>>71159159
Wasn't he the villain in On The Waterfront?
>>71161880
what.
>>71161951
Yes, also the detective in The Exorcist.
>>71161880
You need help
>>71159847
>>71160896
they don't have surnames
el means "son of"
>>71159440
I think I'd actually like him if he went by that name
>>71162016
What does "Religion of Peace" mean in their language
>>71161222
Did she change her name to a Jewish name to fool Hollywood producers? I think they might see through that one.
>>71162041
Its way better than Jamie Foxx, I dont get it
>>71162061
holy shit anon, that's what i was going to post
>>71161880
Why didn't he come back after season 1?
>>71162061
>>71162285
oh wait I forgot i posted it
>>71162016
I think its safe to stop at grandfather, you dont need to go seven generations back
>>71159854
Jack is a diminutive of John, that barely counts.
>>71162322
you dickhead
>>71162322
That's fucking funny. I do it too
>>71161311
JESSE WE NEED TO COOK
