>"come on anon start the movie already, we've been waiting all week"
>Alright lemme just open this spiderman-movie-real.avi file
>>71152169
>not spiderman-movie-real.avi.exe
this thread sucks
>download fast and the furious 1 and get really happy its only 50mb
>its child porn or one of those faces of death videos
>>71152169
>be 6 or 7 years old
>open up Kazaa and download the Towelie episode of South Park
>finishes downloading and I hit play
>instant moaning and jizz flying over a woman's ass
>learn a very valuable lesson
>tfw 13 years old at the height of the limewire days
Lotta weird boners lads. Looooooooooooot of weird boners.
>>71152194
But that would never be a video file. the joke is that behind an avi file theres a possible other "movie"
>>71152245
if only yifi existed back then
>>71152358
same, pretty surprised i didn't get v&
>>71152585
As with most things still, in the heyday of the internet they were too busy hunting the rings producing and passing the shit around to try and v& a bunch of kids getting their rocks off.
Some of that shit you could turn up in the wild west days though...I always told myself it was OK because they were all close to my age anyway.
>>71152295
underage b&
>>71152245
The first time I accidentally got CP on Limewire I didn't touch my computer for a solid week, convinced I was going to be arrested and I kept rehearsing the story I'd tell my parents.
>>71152684
>American mathematics
>>71152194
this, you fucked up
Ahh Limewire, I'm pretty sure everyone got this at least once
https://youtu.be/-96X_WGE_1c
>>71152772
The only numbers I need to know are U, S and A.
>>71153008
>>71153008
kek
>>71152169
I'm probably the only person of my generation that didn't use limewire
>>71152169
Oh shit. Kazaa and Limewire.
>>71152524
YIFY can go suck a fuck. Shit compression too.
>>71153113
No, you're not. I used Kazaa and eMule.
>>71152771
lol same
>then i masturbated to it
>>71152169
>Slipknot, KoRn, Limpbizkit, StaticX, MuDvAyNe, Cyprus Hill, Linken Park, Eminem, Disturbed.mp3
>oh shit I need to download whatever song this is
>audio of Bill Clinton telling you to go to freebees.com or whatever
Is there a list somewhere of all files ever uploaded to limewire? There was a song that I downloaded off of Limewire some 10 years that I fear will never be able to find again
>>71152169
>mfw I had a Zune music pass and had spotify 10 years before all the iplebs and didn't need to steal my music and get fucking viruses and malware
I fucking hate ishits so fucking much
I had 320kbps music when they had 96
Fucking conformist pieces of fucking shit
Gas all iplebs
>>71153259
Was it Cream ft Led Zeppelin ft Pink Floyd ft Rolling Stones ft Kid Rock ft Metallica - House of the Rising Sun
>>71152771
>I accidentally CP
>>71153351
>being proud of having Spotify
Sure, Apple is shit, but Spotify legitimately fucks over the artists. They earn nothing by putting their music there. And you don't even own the music. You cancel the subscription, you're out of music.
>>71153246
Fucker beat me to it
>my fellow americans
Also, remember how the first result for any search would be 'hot_blonde_gets_fucked.avi.mp3.exe'
I used Kazaa, Audiogalaxy, Napster and Limewire. Kazaa being the best.
Ah, the days of dial-up.
>>71153426
Why would I buy music I don't even like very much. I have made that mistake before. I have like ten albums that suck ass because they're a one or two good tracks an album band.
No, fuck that.
>>71152169
>Used to download from fucking Ares
>Tried to get some porn movie because I was a horny teenager
>Turns out to be bestiality
I also got like a bazillon virus from using that
>>71153353
kek
No, as I recall it was a rendition of Rodrigo's Aranjuez misattributed to Paco De Lucia but it sounded nothing like his version.
>>71153567
>I'm a pleb
>>71153636
If every track on the album isn't good or at least passable then it isn't worth buying.
I once downloaded a pokemon episode
it was porn
>>71153683
Now I have a Death Cab album that sucks with a crow on it, a manchester orchestra one with a poloroid of a chick on it that sucks, etc
may as well throw them in the trash
>>71153710
I once downloaded porn
it was a pokemon episode
>>71153008
>>71153732
Remember to throw yourself as well.
>>71152295
the lesson is you always bring a towel
>>71153797
Lmao, what you like wasting money on piece of shit albums? Bands that can't put out entirely good albums should just give up.
>W-W-W-DOT-E-F-R-E-E-C-L-U-B-DOT-C-O-M
What did the President meant by this?
>searching for mature porn hot mom
>found it,download,complete
>play,2 gay black guy sucking cock
thanks limewire
>>71152380
Like vicky_salty_milk.avi?
>>71153840
>Elvis (fuck dad)
what's the backstory here?
>>71153844
I don't expect every track to be a smash hit and sometimes the tracks make more sense in the broader sense of things, as the artist envisioned. For that experience it's worth tolerating a few weaker tracks.
People don't listen to full albums anymore. It's a fucking tragedy, really.
>>71153840
>Barbie Girl
>Britney
>Sandler
>download song
>its a recording of some fucking Bill Clinton soundalike shilling for a website
FUCK
>>71153840
> BILLCOSBY...
>tfw find heather deepthroat and captain stabbin videos
>jerking it 8 times a day
>previously only jerked it to catalog lingere sections
>go hang out with my friends
>"dude if you type BIKINI in google sometimes they're naked!"
>mfw
>>71152169
>mike_valley_vs_4_ocks.wmv
pretty cool shit tho
>>71154111
I'M A NASTY NIGGA
>>71152169
>12-year-old-spiderman-movie-has-shaking-orgasm.mp3
>it's that bill clinton audio copyright spoof clip
>>71152380
An .exe could still contain a video file embedded in it and do other shit as well. I still take your point. Jus sayin.
>>71152979
O fuck i'm happy i wasn't the only one who got that fucking audio track all the damn time.
Can't believe i'm nostalgic about something like that.
>>71152169
>r@ygold
>>71152169
>30 years old
>Was lucky/unlucky enough to have been around 12 when the internet started becoming popular
>Tfw horny 13 year old kid who discovered what r@ygold was
Funnily enough I have no attraction to that shit anymore and actually consider it sickening, but boy was 13 year old me into that shit.
>Tfw if I did that shit nowadays my parents probably would go to prison on my behalf
>>71153499
You forgot imesh
>>71154043
totally_not_a_virus.exe
>>71153963
I listen to good entire albums. But those two are garbage. I can't believe people even like Manchester Orchestra or Death cab.
The new mewithoutyou album is a good one to listen all the way through. Don't lose your cool by albert collins, same thing. Lonesome onry and mean by waylon jennings, same thing. Me against the world by 2pac, same thing. worship and tribute by glassjaw, same thing. Dynomite by Jamiroquai, same thing. Texas flood by srv, same thing. Shit, even my chems and taking back sundays second albums are good the whole way through. Making an entirely good album is what sets the good bands apart from the shit ones.
>>71154043
Translate?
>>71154245
>wow they made stuff for people my age!
>school has a talk about pedos since theres one that moved back into his moms place after getting out of jail near the shcool
>go home and start crying thinking i'm going to jail
>""accidentally"" reformat computer
>>71154245
CONFLICTED, I WAS 13 AND CONFLICTED OK
>>71152979
>>71154203
I wonder how that guy is doing now
>>71153353
Oh the nostalgia.
It hurts friends, it hurts.
>>71154245
thank god I found that shit 13 years ago when I was like 12. how fucked would kids be if they found it now
>>71154276
>Funnily enough I have no attraction to that shit anymore and actually consider it sickening
Who are you trying to sell this to, Anon? Because no one here is buying it.
>>71154400
>Your computer was blocked for watching, copying and distributing video containing elements of pedophilia, child porn, gay porn.
>>71154078
>heather deepthroat
those vids were the fucking best. i wonder how many gallons of teen cum i shot to those.
>that friend who introduced you to the sickest hentai you can imagine, dickgirls, tentacles, you name it, under the pretense of "haha, this is so funny".
>>71154473
>implying kids these days aren't literal whores
M8, these cunts are brought up on Nicki Minaj videos. If you think they aren't already filming themselves fucking themselves and each other for their school friends you're kidding yourself.
>download song
>"MY FELLOW AMERICANS"
>>71154308
Never got around to that one.
>>71154547
no I mean arm of the law fucked
>>71154473
yes, kids these days aren't fucked at all...
>>71154584
Ohhhh I got you. Agreed.
>>71154414
>Reformats the computer
>Parents beat the shit out of me.
>i actually saved their lives.
>>71154547
Pedo dads probably steal the naked pics off childrens phones withouth them knowing.
>>71153982
fucking triggered
>My fellow Americans
>weird al - grandma git fucked over by a reindeer
>>71154486
>He thinks 4chan isn't heavily monitored by local and international police
Certain subjects you have to clarify on. Remember that dumb fuck in Canada who went to prison for threats on 4chan, or the Amerifat who had his internet suspended for intent to distribute CP? Yeah, I'm not going to give anybody some vague idea that I'm still into that shit.
>inb4 muh boogeyman
>>71154662
>needing to convince yourself of this
>thinking the constant stream of sexualized media and LGBBQ bullshit hasnt corrupted kids completely
i think if people realized how bad shit is nowadays they would go insane.
>tfw you download System of a Down - Legend of Zelda Limp Bizkit Slipknot Best Fuckvideo.exe and your computer melts through the Earth
>>71152169
Best wire incoming
>>71154245
>>71154276
>>71154414
>>71154473
Yes, yes it was a very wild and different time back then, very different. I understand these feels my fellow niggas
HOWEVER
>>71154871
>I don't even want this Limewire anymore
>>71154078
>previously only jerked it to catalog lingere sections
Top kek, was this normal for boys our age?
>tfw used Limewire but somehow didn't get hidden porn
>>71154812
>When you have heard a very disturbing rumor and have to confiscate a 10-year old's smartphone
>When you confirm it and have to call her parents in
>When she explains to her mom 'I didn't mean anything! I was just trying to copy that old video 2 girls 1 cup!'
Absolutely no wonder the number of teachers is dwindling. Modern children + modern technology is scaryshit.
>download American Pie
>it's filmed in a movie theater
>hear slurping and chewing sounds
>halfway through people are standing up to go the toilet
That's when I first realized I was doing something illegal
>>71155141
I wish I could find that shit now
>mfw trying to download Snatch
Goddamn I had to sift through so much porn
>>71155195
I doubt it's available anywhere, maybe except on the hard drive of our old family computer. If it still exists somewhere, that is
>>71155092
Pretty sure that was normal for everyone pre-internet.
>>71155195
Find someone that sells bootleg movies, they still exist.
>be in Asia for deployment
>buy bootleg DVD of Super 8
>watching it in my rack, camera man constantly chewing popcorn and making the squeeking sound with the straw in his cup of soda while rattling the ice
>everyone time someone stands up the camera man gets spooked and zips up his camera in a bag
>>71155298
Of course theater bootlegs are still common. I believe that anon mean he wishes he could find those really old bootlegs now. I too would like to watch them again.
>>71154400
ransomware, pay money to get code to unlock machine
>>71152772
To be fair, the US is infested with the Negroes
>>71152169
>download Chasey Lain porno video
>turns out to be the full meatspin video
>>71154078
>Jerk to Christina Model & all the other "models"
>Finish to ideepthroat Heather
>Didn't even realize there was other porn because Yahoo! search engine was the only reliable one back then, and was shit for porn, with AskJeeves being utter shit
I got most of my introduction to different porn from suggestions in Yahoo chat rooms/Geocities sites.
>>71153840
>Blink 182
>Green Day
>NOFX
>Rancid
>Bad Religion
>Sunny Day Real Estate
The feels...
There is good "pop punk" music nowadays from new bands but they will never give me those old feels when it was mainstream all over MTV. Also nowadays most of the bands I like have cheap music on iTunes or whatever Kids like their music spoonfed over Spotify or Pandora. They are more like the older radio generation that liked to be told what to listen to. I still pirate music and buy it on CD. Sunny Day Real Estate was an emo band, and AFAIK emo music is basically dead.
I don't understand why there are multiple folders for each artist. Is that supposed to be a Limewire "library" folder? I also remember downloading a trojan that kept resetting my homepage to a 9/11 conspiracy site.
>>71155195
A friend used to sell shit tier cams back in the day. They love that shit in dur hood.
If I find any old copies at his house I will do something with them.
>>71155373
Dear-Chasey-Lain-I-wrote-to-explain-I'm-your biggest-fan.mp3
I remember downloading a compilation of celebrity nudes and seeing Angelina Jolie's' magnificent tits before they were cut off. That movie introduced me to Radiohead.
>>71155441
>tfw downloading the music videos of In To Deep and The Hell Song
Goddamn, the memories
>Hear about this brit zombie movie that came out
>Download a cam of it on Limewire
>Buddy stole a bottle of bourbon from his dad and brings it over with two girls
>Watch Shaun of the Dead and then lose my virginity with a three quarter hard for most of the sex nervous bourbon boner with a kind of ugly but big bubble butt cheerleader
I think I peaked that day, it's pretty much all been downhill from there.
>>71155494
>tfw I forgot this existed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If9fC9aJd-U
>try to download Pirates of the Caribbean
>get Asian porn instead
I still had fun in the end.
>>71154400
Tell us who is your waifu, if it's your true love we will unlock your computer.
>cool_hip_track.wma.exe
>>71152169
ARES
KAZAA
LIMEWIRE
FUCK THAT SHIT
>>71155724
Desirae Spencer, now unlock my computer Ivan.
http://www.freelimewiredownload.net/
DC++ is the new limewire
>Max_Payne_full_game.exe
>35 kb
>>71154400
Pay 500 rubles and get access to your files, comrade!
>Tfw the day MSN Messenger was shut down
The amount of girls I got to show me their tits on there was ridiculous.
>Used to take screenshots of their 160x80 webcam chat boxes and stored them all on a Geocities site so parents wouldn't find them
>Forgot to back them all up before Geocities shut down
>tfw Soulseek is the new Limewire
I tried chatting up a Belgian girl on there the other day but she said she didn't actually have a dick so I blocked her.
>>71155644
>talking about eating her ass
>>71155898
>mfw I made an Angelfire website with a countdown to the Olsen Twins 18th birthday on it
>>71155898
I remember my friends were basically hounding girls online to take their clothes off on cam. Or at least get a shot of cleavage or a bit of butt - anything, really. They lied, they manipulated, they made compliments. So much effort.
>girls do it for free now and visible to anyone
anybody remember SUCK MY DOOOGS DIIICK ?
>>71155821
your wifeu is now ours lol
but you cant still get you school report back if you pay 12,000 RUB ($0.32)
Regarding ransomware: Do you actually get your shit back if you pay?
>>71154400
Nice double dubs
"Send X amount of money to this bank account, and then we will send you code to unblock your computer"
The only other way to "fix" it is to format the entire computer. Losing your files.
>thread is autosaged
>>71156011
>Used to have this American girl on my friends list who was 16, thin, massive tits, and a big ass, from Georgia
>She was ridiculously good looking, but was a bit of a social outcast for whatever reason
>She used to log in and I would say hello to her, and as soon as she asked how I was, I'd ask her to see them tits
>She used to show them every time, then just continue trying to talk to me and I'd just keep asking to see them
>Mfw she was probably really lonely and just wanted a friend
>>71153840
>Still store my porn in a folder of a folder inside my music folder under some shitty pretentious band name, with only that sub folder being password locked
>Mfw my wife asked me to copy all my music to an external drive for her 7 year old nephew so he could "get into music while he's young"
>>71152169
Remember downloading 10 files at a time from countries from around thr world.
>Most files were max 54megs
>Would go to sleep with my computer running
>Wake up in the morning to go on and see what finished,
>3 partial files and one fully dl'ed file.
>Couldn't jerk off to it until later after school.
>>71156206
Why would someone do this?
>>71156338
I watched them with the preview option
>>71154547
u jelly?
>>71156207
She was lonely because nobody could see beyond the tits anon.
Now go look for her profile, link or whatever and ask her out.
>>71156410
Yeah! But I'd see one second of a preview. Most of the time I just gave-up on specific files.
>>71156467
She's fat and married to a firefighter Chad now. Went over her Facebook and it turns out she had a coal burning phase too, so I guess I dodged a bullet.
>Search anything
>Cute-young-girl-cumming-on-cock is always #1 result
>>71156404
Fucking whores.
>>71156592
Post them pics boi.
>>71156592
You could have saved her from all of that if you would have just been a friend to her.
>>71152772
Doesn't help that our population is almost 330mil, most of that list excluding Russia would all fit in the US and still not reach our population. It's all about performance per capita, thus having a bigger population lowers our average, and our failing system in large cities.
>gf moves in with me
>Forget I moved all my old Limewire etc. downloads onto my PC that she also will be using
>Tons of pissing movies
>Wake up one day and she's watching one
>We start doing pee stuff with eachother and she drinks my piss all the time now
Better than expected.
I started watching United States of Tara.
>Go on whateverIwasusingthen.exe
>Type in the title
>found something else.
>>71156991
How does thatsmell?
>>71157381
Like piss. We bought plastic sheets though so it doesn't get in our stuff.
>>71157444
It already gets in, on and all around your stuff, though
