ITT: Potential GOATs of 2016
Fuck you
>Shane Dawson
kek
>>71151684
>>Shane Dawson
He's literally the only one i know in that pic
>>71152541
Then I win.
I have no idea who any of these people are.
>>71151605
Is that Norm on the far right(thus signifying his political bent, also)?
>>71151605
Am I supposed to know who these people are?
I recognize none of these people :o)
>>71151605
>Look this up on imdb
>JJJ is in it
>Reasonably expect universal approval from /tv/
>But there is only tumbleweed
>Consider starting 'how do we save /tv/' thread as an urgent response
>Post this nonsense instead
Oh come on, I'm sure all you newfriends recognise pic related from the cast :^)
>>71151605
Cancer. Pure cancer.
Oh god is that who I think it is?
>>71151605
cringe-core
A simple documentary covering all the real retards of the internet would a thousand times better.
>>71155053
Yes, that is your wife's lightskinned son on the far left, already outearning you and being more successful at life
>And you work a 60 hour week to keep the lil bastard in headshots
>>71152607
Oh yeah? I know negative amount of people there and also my IQ is 73
I hope CWC is in it.
>>71155347
The ironic thing is that putting in this fucking autistic monstrosity would make a brilliant movie. They just need to let him off the leash on set and watch him work his magic.
>>71155347
I'm rooting for a performance from these double act Aristocrats
>>71154781
Thought I read JJL, and got excited.
>>71151605
I don't know a single person on this poster and I've been using youtube everyday since 2005
Who the fuck is "Jordyn Jones" and why is she billed higher up than Missy Pyle?
i hope fred is in it
>>71155638
First day? ;^}
>>71151605
Fuck I thought this was some "Not Another Teen Movie'' or ''Scary Movie'' type of thing until I realized the people ARE actually e-celebs (at least the 2 I recognize)
>>71155635
I wish I was as high as you are right now ;_;
>>71155770
I don't even know why she'd be in it, whatever
>Amanda cerny
>>71155659
>this fucknugget missed the major monetization of youtube
so glad
>>71155727
Am I supposed to know who that is? She looks like the dumb cunt that lives down the street that's always selling lemonade. She calls it something else though.
>>71155846
Do you realise how much money he moorhens off his father, anon?
>>71155874
It's bait within memes, wrapped in rich layers of irony
>And I love it Maggle!
The bigger problem is that youtuber and viners are pretty much the only one to make truly original films. I mean they probably aren't good, but they are original.
>>71155845
obby
>>71156210
Interested as to how you would weave these into the larger narrative
Pls ban evade and discuss
>>71156210
I'm assuming this is some youtube whore but literally who are these people
Seriously
>>71156442
She is just a viner. Well she is an ex playboy model who started doing "comedy" on viner. I don't really find her funny, but I've been told by females she is. She not even the most popular.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5VlkSI4ErU
>>71156575
>Look this up on imdb
>No Banji related cast
Are you posting in the right thread, m8?
>>71156776
Probably not, because it seems it's filled with facebook shits like you
>>71156864
>imblying I know enough people to justify having a jewbook account
L E L
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Nah
>>71156428
This is Shane Dawson's 2nd film. The Smosh guys, Roosterteeth, Grace Helbig, Freddie Wong all have films. Hell even the asian girl from the end of Ant man ( Anna Akana) Just released a major film. All these films are orginal stories. While Hollywood churns out remakes, reboots and sequels
>>71157104
Nicely done, sir
Never saw Smiley, how was it?
And to further nail my question down, how would these new untested stories juxtapose within the traditional narrative needed to sell a movie to the mass market?
>>71151605
>generic white """people"""
>>71157274
>If you are a titted imbecile
>>71151605
Before I enlarged image I thought
>"Oh shit a zany comedy making fun of e-celebs and how vapid their appeal is, how retarded the entire YouTube sensation thing is, this could the e-celeb equivalent of making fun of the fashion industry in zoolander."
Then I enlarged the image and realised its one of those shit films Shane Dawson keeps trying to make, it's going to be shit, nobody will watch it, because why would they? He needs to give up on making it to Hollywood, he has so little self-awareness and he has an inflated sense of self-worth, it's fucking ridiculous.
>Not a single POC
Ugh.
>>71157597
We're not allowed to laugh at their foibles any more, anon
>muh progressive society
>>71156776
>Posting the worst banji
Take that chimp somewhere else
>>71157238
That is an interesting question. I don't think they are really made for the mass market. The movie in OP's picture is a great example. Neither you or I will pay to watch it, but plenty of the 7 million people who follow Shane Dawson will pay to see it. Add two very popular viner. The movie pays for it's self.
Also here is the trailer for the movie
https://youtu.be/Dyd2Gp8UvGE?t=12s
>>71157664
If there were POCs in the movie you'd be like "so progressive, diversity sure makes movies better". Because there aren't any, the SJW boogieman in your head is criticizing it.
You just can't win with you people, it's political incorrectness gone mad.
Also remind me of a Christopher Guest film.
>we are halfway through 2016
>TFW no H3H3, JonTron, FilthyFrank, idubbz, Maxmoefoe, and Howtobasic feature length movie.
>>71157951
I'd actually be interested in a howtobasic movie, I mean the others would just make a generic youtuber cancer movie but a howtobasic movie would have to be either one of the best movies ever or, more likely, awful in epic proportions.
>>71157951
Busy getting sued.
>>71157830
Every word of this is true
>>71157951
I remember being 14 and liking "edgy" youtube "humor."
How's your summer break been?
>>71157951
>>71157773
>Doesn't like Lexee
18+ kid
>>71158205
>Liking a chimp faced kid that goes to Coachella to get stretched
Even the other blonde whore is a superior choice, get some taste
>>71158100
>>71158193
If you have ever liked jackass then you have no room to talk. Filthy frank , idubbz, Maxmoefoe, Howtobasic are pretty much the jackass crew of YouTube. I'm 23 and think their entertaining. Not laugh my fucking ass off funny, but their funny
>>71157795
Thoughtful answer. I guess that demographics are so precise now, you can appeal to a decent percentage of one performer's jewtube audience, over having to market to a more general audience, to achieve a projected profit margin
You're now my favourite anon, and I will be sure to consult you first in all future threads, danke
>>71157951
feel free to die
>>71158300
>If you have ever liked jackass then you have no room to talk
Not really. Jackass was about friends hurting each other. That humor wasn't for everyone, but whatever. Filthy Frank, idubbbz, Maxmoefoe, and Howtobasic is nothing but 'le randum edge xD nigger! faggot! retard! eydaspretygud!'
It was funny when I was younger.
>>71158271
I c u also subscribe to Lexee's youtube ;^)
>>71157860
>we are over halfway through the 2010s
>>71158677
Ye, we're all walking towards our graves and the 90s are ever further away. How very sad.
>>71158729
'S bleak, nigga
>>71158522
Nopei just like larsen
>>71159095
Your a good man to be able to 'look past' her crippling astigmatism, anon *_*7
>>71159095
>tfw Sugar n Spice Crew
>>71151605
This looks to be a thoughtful drama, provoking many existential questions
>>71160302
is that bribri's new project or am I thinking of something else?
>>71161198
It certainly is. Looking forward to seeing how she's matured as an actress since TWD
>>71161434
well I think her maturity level is definitely enough to fulfill this role. Although it looks like the role and her maturity level might not be such a good fit ; it being a family drama type film.
>>71156759
>this is considered comedy AND it has a large audience
End my suffering kill me by any means
>>71161825
Sure, but at least she's now edging toward the hedonistic sister roles anticipated by her turn in True Detective
But, as you point out, how much coming of age comeliness can be portrayed in a Jennifer Garner led pseudo-religious study?
>fingers crossed, however x(-_-)x
>>71157104
Original =\= good
>>71162110
Death by snu-snu suit ya?
>>71162192
Not the point being discussed, m'potato
>>71162256
It was implied
But I guess autism doesn't allow any ability to recognize social intricacies
>>71162212
I'd prefer it was quicker
>>71162440
The implication has purely been drawn by your own inexperience in dialogue
Keep speaking tho, we know it's time to listen
>>71157104
Most of them are really shitty though.
Roosterteeth and Freddie Wong can honestly make semi-decent films compared to the rest of them though. They're not good but they're not bad either.
>>71162478
Best I can do is thrice as quickly feat. armpit vagina-boon
>>71162650
Forgot pic :^)
>>71162116
Don't waste energy friend keeping them crossed as I dont get the vibe form the trailer that this production will show us bri's true potential as an actress. As you implied, there will have to be other works in the (hopefuly) not too distant future that will show us that.
>>71162699
Is it your dubs or command of euphemism which have charmed me so?
Regardless, I think the next five years are bound to yield some mouthwatering developments, in career terms, and I like to stay optimistic and hope the Brib's will uncover and reveal more of her dramatic assets as we move forward
So where is Tonetta? Is Masaokis or SCM in this or is it a piece of shit flick?
>>71155846
He had a tv show, tshirts at hot topic, guest starred in 2 major ten sitcoms, and 3 movies, he's probably fucking loaded from it regardless.
Not only that but now he has a normal vlogging YouTube now with 2million subs, which he probably makes a good buck off of as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__TncxgM7JY
>>71162866
wordsmithing aside, on a more mundane level, is that saxon or bri? I know they look similar in some photos but that really looks like saxy. (I know I said no wordsmithing but that one was too easy)
Also I realize now I have to start a folder for these talented diverse actresses.
>>71154781
JJJ?
>>71163158
This is BriBri, Robert Ripley, she continues to develop her talents at a breathtaking pace catching up to Saxon's prowess ever quicker
Would encourage you to start a folder for aesthetic appreciation of such axiomatic acting enchantresses
>Whatever gets you thru the night, it's alright, it's alright
>>71163342
Welcome newfriend, enjoy your stay
Pls feel free to lurk moar and learn about board culture
>>71163413
I don't know if she'll ever match Saxon's physical reality, but after watching her youtube videos, she's already way ahead of her in mental and acting measurements.
Ya, definitely starting an archive. I honestly guess I figured she just wouldn't do much after TWD so I never bothered before.
>>71157951
jontron and filthyfrank are the only good ones and they stopped being good after 2014.
>>71155744
This is what i was thinking. Why the fuck aren't they making THAT movie?
>>71163835
Prefer Brighton to Sexon desu senpai; excellent call on your part regarding jewtube :)
You didn't have her picked as as a talent to watch for the future, tho? All else aside, she was charismatic and more than competent in TWO, and made an impact with a very minor role in THE: I had her figured for at least series regular parts as time went on and at least a couple eye candy film roles as it becomes more legit
Do remember to share your folder, where suitable, with your fellow fa/tv/irgins, my friend
>>71164344
Meant, of course -
*TWD
*TD
Lol
>>71156210
I see her on instagram, she has a kind of weird face, I think she has weird cheekbones or something
also those tits, does she show vag?
>>71164344
Don't worry, I'm sure whatever I find or cap will be nothing compsared to what others have already aquired. But even still I will indeed share what I find.
And as for writing her off. I loved her obviously, but so often I see beautiful talented godesses dropped off on the curb in meatgrinder of hollywood once they've been used once or twice. Its one reason I hate the industry and try my best not to get too attached. Sadly I'm only human when it comes to people like brighton. Anyways, I got to go. Been great discussing her with you colleague.
>>71163629
You are a loser, I can tell
>>71164726
Your perspicacity has reached thru the internet and righteously claimed another snivelling victim
>I am a loser, you can tell well
>>71164600
Thate not a Taylor Swift shop?
>>71164686
Together, we form a mighty faggot, anon
Agree with your assessment, family, glad she made it; pleasure was all mine
>take care now, y'hear?
>>71155347
Oh how the might autistic have fallen :(
>>71164851
It's really more of a boutique
>>71155941
John Cena is not his dad retard
>>71165052
Check the documentaries he made again, friendo
>>71151605
>>71165571
Current year kino, for sure
>>71158300
I would not mind filthy frank if he didn't put on that annoying voice.
Anybody looking forward to the Fluorescent Fiend?
>>71158729
hello darkness my old friend
>>71151605
Well this looks like it won't age poorly at all.
Who here ready to be Infiltrated?
Getting ready to Purge, /tv/?
>>71165571
IS THIS CANON?
>>71171255
NO THIS IS CANNON
Into The Forest?
It's got queen of /tv/ Ellen Page
>>71163898
i like idubz
>>71172830
>They cut the lesbian incest scene
Why fucking bother?
>>71173018
Well there's some kind of wonderful taking place in the screencaps which are floating around
>>71172912
AND I CANNOT LIE
