Tom Cruise is back at it again with Jack Reacher 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRwrdbcAh2s
Is this guy single-handedly saving the action genre?
>>71149531
Fuck me that looks nice.
The first one was a real surprise, like a really charming Jason Bourne. This looks to be more of the same and I'm liking it.
>no herzog
>>71149788
>atleast no jai courtney
>>71149921
jai courtney was actually good in jack reacher
>>71150970
...in that he died in the end
Jack Ryan and Jack Reacher! Tonight is going to be a total jack off!
>>71149531
Cool, the first movie was actually good. The action and plot twist and stuff. Didn't expect them to make another but hopefully this movie is as good as or better.
>>71149531
Fuck yes. Can't bruise the Cruise.
Liked the first movie. This one seems to be alright as well.
>>71149531
>He punches a car window open
When is this meme going to die
le never disappointing his audience man. I don't know how he does it. (yeah I do, Xenu)
>>71151851
when it stops looking cool
This honestly looks like satire or something, like it's making fun.
>>71151851
Name 35 other kinos where it happens
>>71149531
Him and Keanu, John Wick 2 should be good as well
>>71152160
I could name 800
>>71151593
What Jack Ryan?
>>71151851
You can punch through a side window with enough martial arts training you wiry shit
>>71152582
he means the movie called Jack Ryan
>>71152702
Yeah but what about it? its not like there is a Jack Ryan movie coming out
fug, this looks good
i like the first movie
>>71152652
I would love to see you try.
>>71149531
Is Tom eating too much, guys?
>>71151851
He's got something in his hand if you look closer, probably used it as a makeshift window hammer.
I downloaded Jack Reacher. Watched it once. Now I can't find it. I have a Tom Cruise film somewhere in a file that isn't properly identified.
>>71149531
>tom's balding
the dream is dead
>>71154842
Good eye.
>it's a protagonist is a superhero movie
Next.
>>71154856
Let me know when it becomes my problem.
Tom Cruise is looking older. Please death don't take my Cruise!
>>71154948
>tfw he's turning 55 soon
>>71154842
Looks like that sex toy girls put up their asses.
A butt-plug, I think.
>>71154893
lol if you only knew, the guy in the book is 6'5, 250 lbs, heavily muscled (says he never works out) and broke the neck of a guy who was 400 pounds and even taller than him with one arm.
>>71154995
About time for him to do a spacewalk.
>>71149531
HYPE FUCKING HYPE MFW HYPE
>>71154770
No, he's just 60 and short.
>>71155047
>heavily muscled with low body fat that eats nothing but carbs
you forgot that one part. The books are comfy as fuck though, loved reading them
>>71149531
I unironically love tom cruise
>>71155056
He looks a bit chunky nowadays
>>71154856
really makes you think
>>71155088
>tfw my diet is literally all carbs.
Not overweight though, guess that's cause I exercise a lot.
>>71155130
He was putting on weight. His arms are pretty huge in this movie.
tom cruise starring in another action movie as tom cruise
meh.
>>71149531
>Is this guy single-handedly saving the action genre?
I was hoping he would continue saving science fiction first but I'll take another Jack Reacher with him too.
>>71154770
>>71155130
I wonder if this is because of another role, Tom usually looks pretty decent, like in Rogue Nation, motherfucker actually trained to hold his breath for 6 minutes.
>>71149531
>Not 'Gone Tomorrow'
FUCK.
>>71155181
I'm not saying you have to be overweight if you only eat carbs, but you don't end up being a 250lb walking muscle by only eating carbs.
>>71155181
Same, only reason I exercise a lot is so I can eat like shit.
People are always saying, "How can you eat all that without getting fat?" It really isn't that hard.
>>71154842
Also he punches the corner, which is the proper way to do it
>>71155223
I'd rather see the one where he's protecting the old lady from the cartel or whatever. All those books would make GOAT cruise movies.
>>71155117
You are not alone
*And cut! Alright that's it for today!*
Tom: Hey Jonah, time for Subway!
>>71150970
>>71155117
everyone does because he literally only makes great movies.
I dont give a fuck what anyone says, Cruise makes an awesome movie every 2 or so years.
>>71155316
I look forward to the shoops.
>>71149531
I don't know, i liked the first one, but this trailer makes it look too gimmicky.
I feel like i've seen this character under different names a thousand times. The indestructible nobody, the rogue underdog yet knows all the ropes, knows everything etc.
>we will never see the scene with reacher and his brother visiting their dying mother and she does the ritual one last time
at least teabag is in this one.
>>71155342
Who do you guys want to direct MI 6? I really want Edgar Wright.
>>71155354
Yeah yeah, a more well constructed version of >>71155190, no one gives a fuck about your opinion.
Since we are all so happy to see the great Tom Cruise in a sequel to our beloved first Jack Reacher movie, can we now go over the classification of that first movie after some time has settled?
Anybody else had the feeling that Jack Reacher is a superhero movie?
>ex-military guy with super skills
>went off the grid and has kept no close friends or family (we know of)
>comes in and beats the bad guys
>solves their puzzled conspiracy
You have to be honest. When he is in the bus at the end of the movie it pretty much gives off the wipe of a real life vigilante.
>>71155015
>that girls put up their asses
anon...
>>71155360
The talk about the desk in the trailer seems like the story he was telling in 61 Hours.
>>71155354
>The indestructible nobody, the rogue underdog yet knows all the ropes, knows everything etc.
Jack Reacher is literally a pulp hero. And the books are enjoyable as fuck, and so far the movies are too.
>>71150970I agree
>>71155394
>Who do you guys want to direct MI 6?
I don't know about Mission Impossible but if there is another Jack Reacher I want Martin Campbell to do it.
>>71152456
>yfw the third movie of both franchises will be a two parter crossover
>JR vs JW
>Then JW AND JR
>>71155401
that's pretty much what he is. And it works because no one wants to watch a movie about someone who isn't capable fumbling his way through. That's what made reacher and taken great. The wrong people fucking with the right guy.
jack reacher is 6'6" in Lee Child...Little Tommy is only 5'5"
>>71155401
>Anybody else had the feeling that Jack Reacher is a superhero movie?
In the novels he's just a drifter that keeps getting roped in to shit but it's something he dives in to willingly and he doesn't like standing by.
>Also no Francis Neagly
>>71155477
that would never happen, if anything it would be them pitted against each other andone of them would have to die
>>71155513
and he pulls it off. It's fucking incredible.
So what is Jack Reacher, a specialized military detective that is specifically called in to solve internal crimes and mysteries within the institutions of the military?
>>71155581
Ex Military Cop.
>>71155581
That and also a drifter. There's an entire awesome book set in the southwest, solely because he was drifting from point A to B.
>>71155581
he was an MP, a major in the army. Nothing specialized, just someone really good at his job with uncompromising morals.
>>71155199
I think sci-fi isn't just as dead as classic pulpy action movies
>>71155630
>he was drifting from point A to B.
almost every book is that though. Not as bad as a robert langdon book.
>>71155394
>Who do you guys want to direct MI 6?
Chris McQuarrie who did Rogue Nation and the first Jack Reacher is doing the sixth
Why don't they make a Reacher movie about the story when he's in the town and gets framed? Isn't that like the first Jack Reacher story aswell?
>>71155680
good.
>>71155684
it's like almost every story. They'll probably get around to it.
>>71155670
tfw you ironically like Langdon books
Are the Reacher books worth reading?
>>71149531
Watched the first just because of her
Did scientology abandon cruise? He is JUST level. No more woodoo magic and Virgin blood?
>>71155740
Very. There's a reason they're constantly on even supermarket bookshelves.
>>71155740
>Are the Reacher books worth reading?
After I saw the first movie and liked it, I read the first book. A couple weeks later I had burned through all of them. They're enjoyable at worst.
>>71155630
>>71155620
>>71155632
So he's basically the Rambo/Solid Snake archetype, the soldier who just wants to be left alone but is always called in by the higher ups because he's the best they've got
>>71155754
Funnily enough, stories were surfacing motnhs ago about a rift between him and religion, due to his daughter.
He has lost favor with their gods...
>>71155754
kek
>thinking that Scientology abandons people
>>71155823
>Rob is lousy in bed
LITTLE
>>71155793
>always called in by the higher ups
Sometimes Reacher's just a drifting do-gooder.
>>71151851
I've literally done it to someone. It isn't hard. Glass is leaded these days so you don't get cut too badly.
>>71155823
He's already achieved psychic mastery over the material realm anyway, so there's really left for them to offer him.
>>71155793
no. Not at all. Long story short, he got kicked out of the army (or left it) because he didn't want to be part of it's corrupt(?) system. He was just an MP that worked at whatever based he worked at and did detective work as was needed and was good at it. After he washed out or whatever, he would pick a random place for a random reason and visit there. And either on his way there or when he got there, he would get pulled into some bullshit that would turn out to be bigger than anyone knew. The bad guys would fuck with him and he's an all or nothing type of guy so he would fuck with them back and end them.
>>71155207
He gained weight for "Mena".
>>71155823
>lady gaga
>Secret to gain wait
Fat lards now need special secret diets to become more fat
I want the lions and the coliseum back
>>71155942
>I want the lions and the coliseum back
Soon.
We have about 20 years max before total collapse, its not impossible we see bloodsport make a brief return before the lights go out.
>>71155852
That would be bad writing in today's hollywood where everything has to be a setup to something bigger, I wish they did something like that though
>>71155942
>gain wait
>wait
breh
don't know why I know this but they're referring to some hip issue she had that cut down on all her physical activity.
>>71155680
Neat, but was hoping for someone new.
>>71155942
>I want the lions and the coliseum back
Where is Jonah when you need him.
>>71155649
We'll see. I have come to appreciate The Hunger Games after another run through and next year one of the most promising directors of recent years is releasing his take on the sequel to Blade Runner.
I don't have much hope for that South African taking on a sequel to Aliens. What the fuck are you waiting for, Mr. Cameron?
>>71155990
>That would be bad writing in today's hollywood where everything has to be a setup to something bigger
Equalizer I thought handled it well, pretty much super deep black ops guy retires and is content to chill until russians mess inadvertently get on his radar.
>>71155990
well in this movie he's going to go visit robin because he flirted with her on the phone and then gets pulled into bullshit.
>>71156026
Blomkamp's Alien movie is on indefinite hold due to Ridley's.
>>71156087
good, because blomkamp would fuck it up. Visually the movie would be great but the story would be like a retarded teenager wrote it.
>>71156087
That guy could catch a break though.
>>71155130
>>71154708
I once saw someone break a car window with a fucking nickle.
>>71155975
For the moment i'm enjoying the massive butthurt tears after the forced draft for women. Still 20 years are a lot for a massive happening
>>71155991
>weight
Fooled by autocorrect. Yeah i figured, it's just the way they put it looks like some sort of miraculous "make me fat" diet
>>71156087
Based Ridley cucking a one hit wonder
>>71149531
>That hair
>That shirt
>That dialogue
Tom can be an awesome Nathan Drake
>>71156201
>forced draft for women
Cant think of a better issue that reveals feminism for the sham it is and women for the deluded cunts they are.
>>71155130
>>71156138
>>71155130
>>71156055
I hope he only does it for the girl and doesn't give a shit about the bigger conspiracy or whatever
>>71156265
>>71152108
thats how the first one felt as well. like theres no way the expected me to take some of the stuff that happens in the first on seriously
>>71156265
He looked great on the set on the Mummy about a month ago.
>>71156311
Well for the last one it was basically
>oooh I am the head of super secret conspiracy~
>that's nice but it's your life or hers, I choose hers *BLAM*
>Road trip!
>>71156186
Its not hard they are made to shatter on impact, the windshields are the tough ones
>>71156371
Let it go! Let it all go!
>>71156311
well, if I remember correctly,
he gets there and finds out she's been arrested for some bullshit, he gets forced back into the army, gets his hands tied, but he's reacher so he figures a way around it and breaks her out, they're on the run in DC. He kills some army get in the pentagon, and forgot what the conspiracy was but it was some secret club doing bad things that involved putting robin in prison and getting reacher back in the army, and when he finds them out the two leaders commit suicide before reacher gets to them
>>71156371
He is getting fat to play a sleazy ex CIA drug smuggler, he'll probably get fatter by the end of it
>>71155190
>implying that's a bad thing
>>71156468
>>71155394
>Who do you guys want to direct MI 6? I really want Edgar Wright
I want to go back to having distinguished directors doing the MI films, like de Palma and John Woo. The last two were too generic, nothing different from everything else we're seeing.
My vote is for Michael Mann, I want to go back to serious professional spys, not whacky action comedy with Simon fucking Pegg as a field agent.
jack reacher comics when?
>>71156392
That phone call scene was so good
>>71156556
I somehow have the feeling that there is a bigger chance of Simon Pegg directing the next movie in the series.
>>71149531
Another fine choice by based Tom
>>71156891
>No Michelle Monaghan
She's better than that dishwater Brit Frog.
>>71156556
Fuck modern Michale Mann. Blackhat and Miami Vice were shit
> Tom Cruise's casting as Jack Reacher was met with severe criticism from fans of the book series, primarily because the disparity in their heights with Reacher portrayed as 6 ft 5 in tall in the novels while Cruise is 5 ft 7 in tall in real life.
>>71156891
rosamund's tits were so great in that movie
they need to keep her pregnant 24/7
>>71157100
Absolutely. I couldn't stop staring at them.
>>71156256
Maybe two years ago,now he is basically a walking tomato
>>71150970
he was and we all loved him in Spartacus
>>71149531
I watched the first one the other day and enjoyed it more than I thought I would. I'M READY FOR THE CRUISE
>>71157652
>we all loved him in Spartacus
And in nothing else. Courtney is trash
>>71157020
He still has a distinct style though, I think anon is trying to say he wants the movies to feel different from one another
>>71157652
Quit being so forgiving. He's shit in all the movies he's been in.
>>71156256
I want this so bad.
>>71157277
>Young Tom Cruise will never play Nathan Drake
>Young Keanu Reeves will never play Spike Spiegel
I really liked oblivion with him. Loved the sets and art direction, and thought the twist was sweet. Tom Cruise is one of my favorite actors
>>71158836
Oblivion is one of those movies I pirated because I thought it looked like generic shit, but then once I watched it I was mad I didnt see it in theaters.
>>71158896
It was cool to see in theatres. Thought it was a pretty unique movie compared to usual Sci fi
>>71156087
Thank you, based Ridley. Alien: Covenant might be shit but it can't possibly be worse than whatever Neill had thought of.
I would say the same thing,just to be polite. Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in The military. I was schooled in military police work. I was given the title of major. They take a movie “Jack Reacher.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Military lingo. He has no 6 foot 5 inch no workout required all muscle physique. They make him the Jack Reacher. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs]from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
>>71159425
dafug
>>71159425
yea?
>>71159425
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
>>71159425
Poonani
>>71159425
Cause now
>>71159425
I would say the same thing,just to be polite. Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in my mother's basement. I was schooled in dank memes and trolling. I was given the title of shitposter. They take a board “/tv/.” They have a 5-foot-9-inch little guy, whether he was big guy or a small guy, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to the crash site. He doesn’t speak CIA lingo. He has no 6 foot 5 inch no workout required all muscle physique. They make him Bane. In 2012 from TKR /tv/ makes baneposting a meme. We got 450,000 BIG GUY FOR YOU threads [laughs]from everybody in the world memeing, “If I take that mask off will you die?" Most of the anons on /tv/ didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
>>71155130
>>71156138
>>71156265
>>71156316
>>71160814
FUCKING KEK
>>71155856
Tell that to this fella:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvJ_8OIefw8
Reacher is described as being 6 feet 5 inches (1.96 m) tall, weighing 210-250 (95-113 kg) pounds and having a 50-inch chest
Tom Cruise is described as being a manlet.
>>71151851
Name 6 films, 3 movies, 2 kino, and a Sopranos episode where this happens
>>71162575
Who living or dead meets those requirements?
>>71162575
>6 feet 5 inches (1.96 m) tall, weighing 210-250 (95-113 kg) pounds and having a 50-inch chest
That is quite literally an unrealistic body standard for men, I don't think there's an actor in Hollywood with those measurements who can actually act worth a shit.
I've loved Cruise since Ghost Protocol. The first Jack Reacher was fucking based Can't wait for this. Cruise cannot be bruised
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu1MtT_S3bc
>>71162575
you're 100+ posts late
>>71163775
And mind you it's noted that Reacher doesn't do much exercise according to the writer, it's all genetics that give him his muscular physique. The amount of butt hurt over this series of airport lit is astounding.
>>71164039
>do much exercise according to the writer, it's all genetics that give him his muscular physique
This shit can't actually have fans.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1670998
Aww yisss
>>71164083
It's entertaining in the same way Doc Savage was for the public back in the 30s.
>>71164083
that shit aside, the books are bretty gud
>>71164165
I want to believe but...
>>71155823
>slumping career
Excuse me?
>>71149531
>that haircut joke
do I want to watch this or Eye in the Sky?
