Natalie Portman worked for 3 months as a real-life exotic dancer and escort, to prepare for her role in Closer (2004)
miscast horribly.
herschlag
>>71148469
Do you have a HD picture of her brown butthole?
OP worked for his entire life as a faggot, to prepare for his role as a thread maker on /tv/
>>71148551
lets back a cak
>>71148693
I have a webm
>>71148908
I have a fetish of rubbing my face against girls asses. And wiping my hard dick between their buttcheeks before she grabs it and brings it against her pussy and pushes her rump against me and I'm inside her.
>>71148908
>not bleaching your asshole
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>71148469
She was hotter in leon the professional
shoulda got nude in that
>>71149178
why are you telling everyone your sicko fantasies you creepo perv?
>>71149220
I want to bleach mine. Teach me pls
>>71149299
Because this is /tv/
>>71149220
You have no obligation to bleach your asshole in your personal life, it is your asshole after all, but there's really no excuse for not bleaching if it's appearing on screen.
>>71149373
wax and use a cream. caspah is the best.
>>71148469
>escort
>fruuak, you will never call for a hooker and have natalie portman show up for gfe
>>71149220
Might be kosher for them. You racist.
>>71149440
if you live near vegas, there are escort services that offer celebrity lookalike girls. but it's hit or miss, my uncle fucked a jennifer lopez
>>71149504
>assplay isn't kosher
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
>>71148693
wtf why is her butthole brown ?
>>71149507
Why did he tell you he fucked an escort
>>71149661
You have to be over 18 to use this site
>>71149661
...how old are you?
>>71149661
What color is the stuff that comes out of it anon?
>>71149742
because he fucked a jennifer lopez!
>>71149742
Its called male bonding
>>71148693
>>71149079
>>71149220
>>71149427
>>71149661
The darkness of her butthole is simply due to the lighting of the shot. It's not even her actual butthole, it's a dimple in her cheek where the butthole begins.
>>71149661
she didn't use the sea shells correctly
ms Poopy butthole
>>71149507
So the escort was pretty much any Mexican chick who's not obese and reasonably attractive.
I wonder how expensive she was as an escort?
This thread inspired me to j.o
Not to Natalie Portman but someone attractive
>>71149763
>>71149777
>>71149808
>>71149948
>>71150023
shit actually isn't the reason the asshole is brown. like your genitals and nipples, it has a higher concentration of melanin
>>71148908
what I would pay to see a shit slip out of there
>>71150112
he said she had a ponytail weave and wore a silver miniskirt with thigh boots. She danced to jenny from the block
>>71150327
>brown nips
>>71150327
no, it's the apocrine glands
>>71148908
Imagine being Owen in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Natalie Portman, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific sexy jew face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Clive Owen and not only sit in there while Natalie Portman flaunts her sexy body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her curves and smooth skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that seduction. Not only having to tolerate her heavenly fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's FUCKING HOT and DAMN, NATALIE PORTMAN LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her attractive fucking sexy face contort into types of cute faces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in britbongland. You've never even seen anything this fucking sexy before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she workedso hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Clive Owen. You're not going to lose your future shitty career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>71149299
Welcome to 4chan, hope you like here better than reddit!
>>71150591
lol you're supposed to use this funnie with unattractive girls, not with literal goddesses.
>>71148723
4K bluray when?
>>71148908
do you think she prefers anal to vaginal? I can see her as that kind of girl, they're rare but they're keepers
>>71149220
I tried bleaching mine but I ended up in the hospital with chemical burns
>>71150915
I hope she prefers mouth tbqh
>>71149742
>Not getting drunk in New Orleans with your dad and having him pay for your first lapdance
Definitely not an American
>>71149742
Not everyone considers sex, the human body and etc.. this OH NO SO SHAMEFUL set of things, as much as people seem to have been brainwashed into thinking that way by their respective religions or societies which were brainwashed by such notions.
>>71149299
>sicko fantasies you creepo perv
the fuck? I have this fantasy all the time. You're either a girl or gay.
tfw Malick killed her career by putting her in that shitty movie
>>71150975
I imagine her bringing in a doggy bowl with Natalie written cleanly on it. You'd say "is this some sort of bit? what's this big bowl for?" Then she'd pop one or more of those Icebreakers while pulling down your pants.
Sorry I have to hide this thread because my gf is at home and I cant fap
>>71151030
Yeah, bro, get with the times, it's 2016 after all.
>>71149178
so your fetish is sex?
>when you catch a glimpse of the brown eye
instant orgasm tbqh
>>71151233
what
whats an icebreaker?
>>71149808
American education, everyone.
>>71152207
Just littleballs of liquid mint that burst as soon as they touch your tongue. Make BJ's (or kiddies) feel even better. Make the room smell great while Natalie makes herself puke from the face fucking she needs.
>>71152483
>puke jobs
now this is my fetish, shame videos of amateur good pukejobs are so hard to come by
>>71152483
8/10 would read again.
>>71152645
>are so hard to come by
>he doesn't know motherless
>>71150382
I fucking hate this place
>>71152697
ive seen almost all of them on motherless, boring to watch videos twice for me
>>71150327
Shit is part of the reason. It's why fatter chicks have the brown skin extended.
>>71148469
How many times was she fired? I've seen tumblr handle a pol better.
>>71151030
Paying for it is shameful.
>>71153176
Only in real cultures, anon.
She ahs no sex appeal, zero.
Which is hialrious, considering her role in Leon which was written as the proto-loli.
>>71153769
>She ahs no sex appeal, zero.
This. She's literally like a German woman. I wouldn't be surprised if she had German ancestors.
1987 - 2002 Winona or 1999 - 2014 Natalie?
>>71154214
Jews = Germans
cucks since the creation
>>71154299
Winona
>>71153176
I take paying for a concert, a movie or other forms of entertainment are also shameful?
Too bad you can't pirate a hooker, eh, virgin?
>>71149220
Only pornstars do that.
>>71148908
>>71150915
That anus has definitely seen a cock or two.
That ain't her asshole you fucks
>>71149661
She's a kike, they have brown butts not pink ones
>>71155372
Shhhh let them have their moment.
>>71148469
Who /the son and heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar/ here?
>>71152948
Delivery needs work, but the potential is there.
>>71157150
how now is soon, anon?
>>71154299
Winona
>>71148908
hhnnnnnggggggg
