Best episode? Scariest episode?
>are we serving you a dish of truth?
>...or are we feeding you, a bowl of lies?
>>71135166
The one where the chick foresees her friends dying in a car accident on the television during a power outage
The one where she gets cursed and believed that she's hideous senpai
>>71135214
>are we delivering a package of truth?
>or are we just leaving a pack of lies on your front porch?
>are we changing to Channel Truth?
>or are we filling your DVR with lies?
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>>71135338
Did you believe these posts quoting puns alleged to occur in Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? If you did...we got you! Our writers made those posts up. They're fiction
Were you able to recognise the truth tonight, or were you thrown off by lies disguised as truth? We're bombared by so much deception in our lives that sometimes truth becomes a stranger. We hope that our stories tonight have demonstrated that stories that seem like lies may simply be truth...that is Beyond Belief
I'm Jonathan Frakes
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>>71135338
dankest new meme conformed, let's start a new thread with these!
>>71135166Bring back streams, bru
The one where everyone died who got painted by the painter
>are we telling the truth?
>or are we lying like my cunt of an ex-wife (I never laid a HAND on those kids, Sharon)?
>did we fly the plane of truth?
>...or was it a big lie.
>>71135399
>did 6 million really die?
>or was it just a zionist fairy tale?
>Did you hit the vape of truth?
>or did you tip the fedora of lies?
>Did you click a legitimate /tv/ thread of truth?
>or was it just another got shitpost of lies?
>Do you think this story wasn't a lie?
>Well, I'm afraid we didn't not fail to put one over on you this time.
>That story was entirely truly false.
The one where a group of friends watches their own death on their tv fucked me up for a bit.
>>71135166
The one when he flipped that portrait of himself and his face has horrifyingly distorted. It was some optical illusion that made it look normal while upside-down.
Did we kick a home-run of truth into your net?
Or did we fumble a slamdunk of lies on the 9th hole?
this is seriously 2spoogy 4me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG-_oJ9PraQ
>>71136858
Ahhhhhhh! This is was I was talking about right here >>71136598
2fuckingspooky4me
Thank God I paused right in time.
I miss being a kid when I actually fell for the bait TV shows
The only episode I really remember is the one where they had that device that allowed for total fuel efficiency
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>>71136323
Here we go lads, let's get it off the ground.
Well, what do you think?
Are we lubing up with truth?
Or going in dry to an asshole full of lies?
>>71135166
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0138956/eprate?ref_=ttep_ql_3
Rated from best to worst.
Did you believe that six million Jews were killed by the Nazi regime? If you did...we got you! The zionist cabal made those numbers up. They're fiction!
Were you able to recognise the truth tonight, or were you thrown off by zionist lies disguised as historical fact? We're bombared by so much kikery in our lives that sometimes truth becomes a little dangerous. We hope that our stories tonight have demonstrated that facts that seem like truth may simply be a global hoax...that is Beyond Belief
I'm Jonathan Frakes
>>71135166
Did you believe that jet fuel melted steel beams? If you did...we got you! The CIA made that story up. It's fiction!
Were you able to recognise the truth tonight, or were you thrown off by the CIA mass media? We're bombared by so much information in our lives that sometimes truth becomes a little unclear. We hope that our stories tonight have demonstrated that planes that seem like they struck the World Trade Center may simply be part of a plan...that is Beyond Belief!
I'm Jonathan Frakes
The one with the red eyed demon who screamed at them at night who turned out to be the nanny!
>>71137862
Episodes like this always bothered me.
How can we expect this story to be "real", if no one has seen the nanny at the end? Pretty sure t wasn't the demon himself who wrote this story.
Did you believe that getting caught was part of his plan? If you did...you got it! Bane knew Dr. Pavel refused his offer in favor of the CIA's, and he had to find out what he told them!
Were you able to recognise the truth tonight, or were you thrown off by the flight plan? We're bombared by so much deception in our lives that sometimes a hired gun becomes a little more loyal. We hope that our stories tonight have demonstrated that being a big guy may simply mean crashing a plane...with no survivors!
I'm CIA.
So did we serve you up some doubles of truth tonight?
Or just a single lie?
If you checked these dubs, you got it right. Next time you take a look at those big numbers up there, make sure you look closely; you just might see some repeating digits.
Beyond Belief. I'm Jonathan Frakes.
>>71138022
C H E C K E D
>>71137313
way to ruin the thread
>>71138022
Checked
So, did you bite down on the sandwich of truth? Or did you suck up the water of lies?
If you thought Sandy Hook and Pulse Nightclub were false flags to take away the Second Amendment rights of American Patriots...you were right!
The Islamist President Barack HUSSEIN Obama is working to destroy America from the inside. The mass media works in collusion with him to fool you into voting for his lies. And that is simply...beyond belief.
I'm Jonathan Frakes.
So did you construct a pyramid of truth? Or did you ride down the Nile of lies?
If you thought Egyptians were black...you were fooled! The idea that Egyptians were black is an invention of the leftist media!
The media narrative is as such that leftists would have you believe blacks were building the Great Wall of China. If they were so advanced, why is Africa so poorly off today? The answer is...beyond belief!
I'm Jonathan Frakes.
So did you inject the serum of truth? Or did you take a pill of lies?
If you thought vaccinations prevent diaease...you were wrong! That's a little joke played by the American Medical Association!
Doctors make money by infecting your children with autism, necessitating health care for the rest of their lives. The idea that vaccination can prevent illness is simply...BEYOND BELIEF
I'm Jonathan Frakes
I never knew it's original title is like that. In Germany it's 'X-factor'
Can't remember a scary one but I cried so much bc of that dog that died and came back to life
The one where the old couple killed the homeless who turned out to be their son comes to my mind but that wasn't scary
>>71138096
Shut up you little faggot, and take your dumb memeing with you.
>Are we giving you a suppository of truth?
>Or are we serving you an enema filled with lies?
>>71138336
>anti vaxer
Fuck off
>was this tale of the dog who helped his owner save the lady from being raped true, or are we barking up the wrong tree?
>>71138336
>That's a little a joke played by the American Medical Association!
I've been crying with laughter because of this for the past 10 minutes
>>71137978
nice one senpai
>>71137978
I let out several decibels of hearty belly laughter
mwaaahhddid you the frenshampaign? or nduzntdoanything?
if you guessed paulmassonn you're right... there isa true california story that happened in the frensh style, and like all good stories its vintage researched. as paul masson always said, we'll sell no belief beyond its time
I'm orson welllllllesss
>>71137978
Well? Did you file an arbitration for truth, or did you get served with a restraining order of lies?
If you thought Johnny Depp really hit Amber Heard...you were wrong! It was all a story put out by her divorce lawyer!
Hollywood marriages often end quickly. But to dissolve into physical violence in less than a year is just...Beyond Belief!
I'm Johnny Depp.
How would this meme be applied in day to day posting?
>>71137313
>Did you check the dubs of truth?
>Or were you cucked by the nigger dick of lies?
>>71142251
Let your heart be your guide
>>71135166
Was the bakery haunted? Or are we serving you a half-baked lie?
Was the milk jug haunted? Or are we taking a lie and milking it for all its worth?
>some story about ghosts and curses or some shit
>that story was true
Well? Did we sell you a box of truth, or did we give you a paycheck full of lies?
If you thought women and men made the same amount of money for the same work...you were right!
The story that women make less than men was just a tall tale by feminists. In reality if women didn't have children they would make more than men! The inequality is...Beyond Belief!
I'm Jonathan Frakes.
I barely remember this show, but I do recall being spooked by that one with the little ghosts girls skeleton being hidden behind the false bookshelf. IIRC, the skull still had hair.
>>71143745
Typical supernatural satanistic show produced by jews
They'll do anything to offend Jesus
>>71143950
Well? Was Jesus crucified on a cross of truth, or was he sacrificed to Jewish lies?
If you said the Romans killed Jesus...you were wrong! That was just a story told by the Christ killers.
In a world where anyone can be crucified by the Jew media, we must always be prepared to seperate truth from lies. The levels of deception the """chosen people""" take truly is...Beyond Belief!
I'm Jonathan Frakes.
>>71135166
>Scariest episode?
The one with guy who was sleepwalking for several months, then one day disappeared and never came back. A doll in his likeness appeared in his daughter's bedroom the next morning.
Apparently, the producers went to the the house and saw the doll for themselves.
I love this show and I love this thread.
All of you who are Beyond Belief posting: bless you. You're bringing a needed joy to this place.
>>71137978
The Daring synthesis
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>>71137978
>are we leaving a steaming shot of truth on your face?
>or are we giving you a golden shower of lies?
>>71147095
They did some unsettling shit with the special effects despite having no budget
the one with the red eyed ghost
the one with the fish-face whenever she looked in a mirror
the one in school where the heard a scream whenever the wrote something on the blackboard
>>71148494
Maybe the Creepypasta show on Syfy will do well and networks will get interested in Anthology horror again.
This show has the advantage of being compartmentalized, making it great for youtube and ADD riddled millennials in general.
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>>71137978
THATS FUCKING AWESOME ANON
This show was bullshit. I remember there was a episode where a kid put his brother in a closet and then he dissapeared forever.
They fucking said it was true.
>>71149163
Based on a true story
after a few days they found the kid at his friend's house down the street. He had a loose closet ceiling and he crawled up into the attic.
>>71138575
Holy shit I watched it in german too and for so many fucking years I had no idea what the name of this show was.
The scariest ep for me was with some ugo bitch showing up in the mirror, legit scared me as fuck.
I found this show so god damn spooky4u, I bet my ass it's tame if I'd watch it now. Still, don't want to ruin the memories.
>>71138167
MUZLIMB NIGGER
MUZLIMB NIGGER
KICK. OUT. THE MUZLIMB NIGGER
>>71142780
Funny dude
was the dust on your carpet the soot of reality,
or did we vacuum up the truth?
>>71136858
which story is it? don't have 43 mins to burn
>>71135166
>Riker's dubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVVz9BEirJs
I remember a story, where police hooked up a plant to a lie detector and found the killer thanks to it testimony. It was a real story ofcourse.
Usually the more "believable" cases were fiction and the "truth" often than not batshit crazy.
>>71150436
this
So which is it? Did you get spooked by the truth...or did you get slime by lies?
If you said that the Ghostbusters movie would flop...sorry, manbabies! It was all a lie made up by gamergate. We all make think reboots won't make money, but in reality the low expectations and willingness to eat shit and grin among Western audiences is...Beyond Belief!
I'm Jonathan Frakes.
I distinctly remember a TRUE story about a maid who murdered her employers by pumping exhaust fumes into their bedroom while they slept because she was jealous of the wife's dolls who she treated like they were her real children.
>>71135166
Did we just give a big truth for you
Or is this plane of lies crashing with no suvivors
So which is it? Did we throw you a ball of truth? Or just stick you in a kennel of lies?
Sometimes it's hard to see the truth when your world is in black and white. But if you believed tonight's harrowing tale of canine carnage... you're a good boy. Because you're right.
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>>71135166
If I remember he was also the host of a similar show in which they just presented paranormal stories. Mainly about the aliens which were the spookiest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wfDF7uT2yQ
>>71152466
What is this gif about anyways.
>>71152522
fapped, saved, fapped again
So which is it? Son of Krypton or Bat of Gotham?
If you thought it was the Son of Krypton...think again. Devils don't come from the hell beneath us. No, they come from the sky.
I figured out way back if God is all powerful, He can't be all good. And if He is all good, He can't be all powerful. And for you to be is...Beyond Belief!
I'm Lex Luthor.
>>71152522
god damn it i wasn't prepared enough
>>71135254
This. Everytime I watched a rerun, I couldn't bare to watch the last scene, which shows the face she see.
Also the one with the red eyes that stare back when going down into the living room.
>>71149163
Yeah well lets just say my dumb ass Believed and wouldnt sleep in a room with a closet till I was in high school that shit stuck with me because was like wtf no way thats true but the tv man said it was so fuck closets.
>>71138575
>>71149371
U wot, m8?
I watched it in Hungarian and knew exactly what it was called... because of the title screen.
Did they remove that for you, or what?
>>71153404
yes
Flash in the pan meme, mates
>>71155385
Any meme that takes creativity is sadly a flash in the pan.
Same reason Vinceposting, doorposting, and Armydogposting died.
